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Monday, December 07, 2009
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 The second installment of the Gypsy Camp series was an absolute success, having almost tripled the attendance of the first one. This time, we had a bit of a new touch, with art hanging from the trees by ribbons as some sort of woodsy, ersatz art gallery. I (Flip Cassidy) had several framed photographs amidst the branches, and Paul Koudounaris (who may or may not be some kind of medical doctor) graced us with photographs from his recent trip to Bolivia, documenting the Fiesta de las Natitas festival.  The day saw some great performances, the first of which was by Mike Wetzel of DEMONORA, who (by the way) has just completed the first issue of LEVELS BELOW, a new grassroots publication of visuals, vibrations and ideas.  Next up was Josh Boyd of RADIO HOTBODIES. Josh played his own set amidst recording interviews and performances from the day, and compiling them down into a special edition Radio Hotbodies podcast, which you can hear here.  Everyone was then summarily rocked by The Dread Crew of Oddwood, who came all the way up from San Diego to revel amongst the trees with us.  We then heard from GRIT, who on this day was represented by a fraction of the total group, with Squeezebox Sam on accordion and Mike Dill on resonator guitar.  It was at that time Weasels exist. rounded out the day, calling out The Dread Crew of Oddwood and Captain Diggity from The Pirates Charles to come up and finish the day as about a dozen men belted out "Sand in the Rum".  It's incredibly exciting what we ALL have going on here. To all the artists willing to hike out into El Escorpion, and create this magical microcosm together, to Sam Koskela and Stephanie Antonio for taking photos and video all day, to all who come to enjoy, and to all who help carry gear out and set up early in the morning, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. The next Gypsy Camp will take place on January 16, 2010. 
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Monday, October 26, 2009
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not in any necessarily pessimistic way, mind you. or maybe you do. i'm curious. curious about other folks' stories, and curious about how 'weird' it is.
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Saturday, October 10, 2009
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 --------------------------------------------------- Last weekend on Oct 3, a fantastic gathering occurred within a cafe-sized room canopied by trees. The Gypsy Camp is a long-visited place within El Escorpion Park in West Hills - long overdue to be utilized as a unique venue for live music.
It was the beginning of a new series of acoustic shows that bring bands out of bars and clubs, friends and musical enthusiasts out of the house on a saturday afternoon, and a unique and magical experience to everyone involved.-------------------------------------------------- First to perform was Benjamin Weintraub (Slips Into Space), accompanied by Jesse Austin hitting lots of stuff.
Mike and Shawna Wetzel (Demonora)
Then Weasels exist. existed.
Finally, to close out the day as the sun sank down, The Downtown Train played a set of mellow blues to finish off the day.
If this looked like a good time to you, please tell people about it, and join us for Gypsy Camp The Second on Saturday, Nov. 14. Prepare yourself with a cooler and blanket and an afternoon to enjoy some great music.
Thanks to Stephanie Antonio, Sam Koskela and John Martin for photographing the occasion.
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Monday, June 29, 2009
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this blog will serve as a posting ground for all the videos we have access to from past shows. it will be updated as future shows come and go and are documented. THE GYPSY CAMP, OCTOBER 3 2009 Flip Cassidy (guitar) Richard Sanchez (upright bass) Teresa Sohrabi (violin) "Junkyard" Austin (percussion) ___________________________________________________________ RIDICULOUS CIRCUMSTANCES VOODOO LORD, I SEEN EVIL SEPULVEDA BLUES BURY ME IN WHISKEY THE SANCTUARY, SEPTEMBER 25 2009 Flip Cassidy (guitar) Richard Sanchez (upright bass) Dennis Nielsen (trombone) Teresa Sohrabi (violin) "Junkyard" Austin (percussion) ___________________________________________________________ VOODOO
SEPULVEDA BLUES (ft. Charles DeQuepin)
LORD, I SEEN EVIL
BURY ME IN WHISKEY
CRANE'S TAVERN, AUGUST 10 2009 Flip Cassidy (guitar) Richard Sanchez (upright bass) Dennis Nielsen (trombone) Dylan Cronin (mandolin) ___________________________________________________________ LORD, I SEEN EVIL (ft. Cecilia Della Peruti)
AIN'T NO GOIN' HOME
SEPULVEDA BLUES
ACROSS THE MOTORCADE (ft. Cecilia Della Peruti)
BURY ME IN WHISKEY
CINNAMON SUGAR
STEEL PIT BAR AND GRILL, JULY 6 2009 Flip Cassidy (guitar) Chris Benton (lead guitar) Richard Sanches (upright bass) Dennis Nielsen (trombone) Spencer Smilanick (drums) Dylan Cronin (mandolin) ___________________________________________________________ BURY ME IN WHISKEY
RIDICULOUS CIRCUMSTANCES
GET OFF
AIN'T NO GOIN' HOME
LOW DOWN WOMAN
HYPERION TAVERN ALL ACOUSTIC NIGHT, JUNE 25 2009 Flip Cassidy (guitar) Chris Benton (piano) Richard Sanchez (upright bass) Dennis Nielsen (trombone) ___________________________________________________________ CINNAMON SUGAR
PAUL SWEET HOUSE, SANTA CRUZ, JUNE 13 2009 Flip Cassidy (guitar) Chris Benton (lead guitar) Spencer Smilanick (drums) Star St. Germain (cello) Kristen Adam (viola) Atticus McKittrick (trumpet, saxophone) ___________________________________________________________ ACROSS THE MOTORCADE
BURY ME IN WHISKEY
ALL FOR ME GROG (PORCH JAM WITH THEE HOBO GOBBELINS)
OLD TOWNE PUB, PASADENA, JUNE 1 2009 Flip Cassidy (guitar) Chris Benton (lead guitar) Richard Sanchez (upright bass) Dennis Nielsen (trombone) ___________________________________________________________ AIN'T NO GOIN' HOME
GET OFF
RIDICULOUS CIRCUMSTANCES
CRANE'S TAVERN HOMEWORK MONDAYS, MAY 18 2009 Flip Cassidy (guitar) Chris Benton (lead guitar) Lucas Ventura (drums) Richard Sanchez (upright bass) Dennis Nielsen (trombone) ___________________________________________________________ BURY ME IN WHISKEY
LOW DOWN WOMAN
SAND IN THE RUM
ACROSS THE MOTORCADE (ft. Cecilia Della Peruti)
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Monday, April 06, 2009
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yes, you. especially if i don't know you.
i want to know who's out there listening...and enjoying and relating. you there. on the east coast. what's yer favorite song? how many weasels exist in the midwest?
feedback, critique, please. i'm terribly curious what thoughts these songs put in people's heads.
probably the largest part of the reason why i do this is to connect with people. music has an insane power in that regard, and it's something i appreciate and strive for. so do you.
tell me about yourself.
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009
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LOW DOWN WOMAN
standin' in the doorway, thinkin bout a white car that low down woman gonna take my buick away standin' in the doorway, thinkin' bout a way out that low down woman don't leave me no escape standin' in the doorway, thinkin' bout a mirror that low down woman make me hate the man i see standin' in the doorway, thinkin' bout a court case that low down woman gonna take me to the judge low down, low down woman, low down goddamn woman!
standin' in the doorway, thinkin' bout a viceroy that low down woman smoke me up and stamp me out standin' in the doorway, thinkin' bout whiskey i could drown myself but she'd be waitin' down with davey jones standin' in the doorway, thinkin' bout chicago that low down woman make me jump right on a plane standin' in the doorway, thinkin' bout my money that low down woman gonna take it all away low down, low down woman, low down goddamn woman!
standin' in the doorway, thinkin' bout a heartache that low down woman ain't good fer nothin' else standin' in the doorway, thinkin' bout a redhead that low down woman really givin' me the blues low down, low down woman, low down goddamn woman!
RIDICULOUS CIRCUMSTANCES
caught between the eagle's roost and coyotes' pass 400 miles from portland, lord i hope this horse will last her back is broke, her eyes are sore and steam pours out of her ears i've had to bury a horse before though not for several years
for life is a set of ridiculous circumstances life is a set of unspeakable past romances life is a room full of thieves and whores, i tells ya life is a game that you were born to lose.
a band of gypsies shouting from the roof up to the sky it seems our latest watermark has rose a bit too high the northern lands are beck'ning but our horse no longer cares so pray for every weary leg and watch out... for bears.
methink we'll have to shoot her if she falls another time a measly sixty dollars, mr. wilson's soul is mine the sound of all yer freedom being drowned out by the rain ya best go chase them visions lest they ne'er come 'round again.
for life is a set of ridiculous circumstances life is a set of unspeakable past romances life is a room full of thieves and whores, i tells ya life is a game that you were born to lose.
BURY ME IN WHISKEY
won't you bury me in whiskey, let me die, let me die the label on the bottle say, "here at last i lie" won't you bury me in whiskey, let me die
well they found a cure for heaven, so goodbye, goodbye they told me it was perfect...oh, but that was just a lie so before i go to heaven, goodbye
when i go bury me in whiskey singin' glory, hallelujah now i'm gone
if ya think ya see the future, take it now, take it now ya can't go back to yesterday, no no, yer not allowed if ya think ya see the future, take it now
if the devil's in yer heart, let 'im go, let 'im go 'cause if ya let 'im in, you'll be the last one to know if the devil's in yer heart, let 'im go
you know there ain't no woman hold a candle up to you so i'll have to use a torch instead (i'm gonna see this through) come on, honey. let me burn for you
when i go bury me in whiskey when i go oh jesus, won't you bury me in whiskey? singin' glory, hallelujah - now i'm gone.
WHEN I GET HOME
when i get home, i'm gonna tear up my bedsheets i'm gonna smash all the lights i'm gonna burn it to the ashen ground and light a cigarette off a house on fire when i get home, i'm gonna fill up my gas tank i'm gonna shine up my shoes i'm gonna press my sunday best and babe i'm never, ever comin' home to you when i get home i'm gonna load my .45 find me the devil and then let them bullets fly.
when i get old, i'm gonna let all my hair grow my beard is gonna trap the sun my skin is gonna read like parchment that chronicles them wicked deeds i done when i get old, i'm gonna sing like a bullet walk like a gun they'll call me an outlaw, but i'm just a tempus fugitive 'cause time flies livin' on the run when i get old, i'm gonna sit on my doorstep i'm gonna have a word with God i'll ask the lord almighty "what's so bad about hell, anyway? the devil couldn't handle where i'm from." when i get old, it won't be long 'fore i die and death is just a stranger with the future in his eyes
when i'm dead, i think i'll go learn italian they will remember my name when i'm dead i'll just pretend i moved to texas and i'll never see that woman's face again when i'm dead, i'm gonna push my own daisies i'm gonna poison the ground when i'm dead, i hear i'm gonna live forever when the rapture come you know i'll be around. when i'm dead, i swear the world won't believe me sendin' out my stories from the dark of the grave when i'm dead, i'll do the things you do best better all in order: Relent, Profess, Behave. while i'm alive i'm gonna leave a crater. and when i'm dead, well - they can write about it later.
when i'm dead, i'm gonna hang up my top hat while i'm alive i'm gonna dance in the rain and i'll never need no shelter, lord 'cause when it's raining bullets, only the bulletproof survive. when i'm dead, i'll say i've earned eternal slumber maybe six feet underground - i'll finally get some sleep.
CINNAMON SUGAR
i said, hey hey cinnamon sugar won'tcha save a couple scoops fer me? 'cause i won't be alone, no not if yer home so leave the light above yer back door on fer me
well if you've ever been lonely when ya pulled into town and ya knew it wouldn't last that long well than ya know a little girl named cinnamon sugar give a wanderin' man a bed to belong
yer wife won't do it but ol' cinnamon can she's like an angel and a devil in one you'll swear that yer in heaven when she do what she do come on and candy coat this bitter man
well ya might come by in the heat of the night, lookin' for a little action and gin but her back door's locked so ya know she's on the clock and so ya go and see brandy down the way
i said, hey hey brandywine honey i wonder what yer doin' tonight 'cause cindy ain't at home and her back door's closed so... have ya got an hour to treat me allright?
GET OFF
i don't know what you've been thinkin' i don't think that you've been thinkin' i don't think you even think at all i don't like what i been thinkin' don't like how much i been drinkin' wish that you'd just get up off my mind
i don't think i understand the vague appeal of another man and i don't think you understand yourself of all the things i understand this thing i call "the best i can" is now available for someone else
heeey girl... or should i say gigantic, horrific, big fuckin' waste of time? well i wish you'd git the fuck up off my mind.
SAND IN THE RUM
there's sand in the rum, me boys! sand in the rum! he who live by cutlass die by men who live by guns there's sand in the rum, me boys! sand in the rum! we raise a glass to heav'n but the other kingdom come
we drink away our miseries and raise a toast to life we think away our sanity and pray that we'll survive if we're to die for pleasure, then we'll burn in hell 'til dawn with tankards overflowing 'cause there's sand in the rum there's brothers killing brothers in the bull run of yer mind no family ties in glassy eyes, for love AND war are blind and spill a pint of whiskey for the gettysburg within they say that blood is thicker, but there's sand in the rum
beware the painted ladies on the streets of new orleans yer nightmares masquerade around as women of yer dreams she'll tempt you with her collarbone and curse ya with a smile there's sand in the rum and there's fire down below you've walked for seven miles one for every deadly sin and seven thousand steps remind ya what the mess yer in we're never running backwards if we face the other way there's truth in every footprint, and there's sand in the rum
go walk along the beach, remind yourself that you are sane with naught upon yer feet for there's enough upon yer brain the moon is calm and tranquil but it's nothing come the dawn there's poison in the needles in the sand in the rum. yer image in the mirror just arrived a second late ya stare through hollow eyes into the man it duplicates ya think it's yer reflection but he's here to prove ya wrong - yer lookin' at the man what put the sand in yer rum.
ya never saw it coming, but there's sand in the rum ya never did prepare yerself for sand in the rum the peasants slave away for nothing here in kingdom come the hourglass is empty and there's sand in the rum
you've walked for 18 miles, death is waitin' at yer back the journey claims the body but the soul is fighting back there ain't no room for amateurs the sack is comin' down the mad have gone professional and there's sand in the rum
HEY PAUL (BURN THE MAN DOWN)
the tale of a madman or high-powered mutant a man with big balls, fireworks and flare guns a man with a mission on destiny's femur remembered by fire and name
and it's hey paul, burn the man down the moon, she said it's allright
ya lit up the night by the dark of the moon and the children who cried had been waiting since june but there are some of us who don't think it too soon for reminders of why we're all here
was it liquor? or acid? or speed? or cocaine? or just pyrotechnical wimsy? or was it yer own way to say "FUCK THE MAN!" with a hot one right up the chimney
well yer allright by me yer a dandy fine fellow won't hold it against ya for harshing our mellow 'cause turnabout's fair on both sides of the counter until it happens to you
hey paul, burn the man down the moon she said it's allright and if the moon says it's allright then i guess i can say it's allright.
ACROSS THE MOTORCADE
looking down on the motorcade i saw you across the motorcade there's an honest man left in town with his feet in the slums i saw you across the motorcade fell in love with you across the motorcade there's an honest town left a man with his feet in the slums
and i'm tired of buildings tired of magazines tired of airplanes tired of screaming at you tired of airplanes tired of magazines tired of buildings and tired of screaming at you across the motorcade and i'm tired of billboards tired of outlaws tired of last calls tired of reaching for you and i'm tired of needing tired of wanting tired of living tired of reaching for you and i'm tired of dying and tired of living and tired of everything tired of reaching for you
SEPULVEDA BLUES
wanna buy a soda, can't seem to find a quarter neil young's in a coma back in north dakota the weasel in the corner looks like alan alda you wanna get promoted but can't seem to meet the quota find a new position and lose your mind.
woke up in the mornin, couldn't find my shoulder went into the bathroom, it was the toothbrush holder i can't find a cornfield might not be in kansas drank too much corona, woke up mixin' mortar find a new profession and lose your mind.
no one knows what side yer on for all they know ya might grow wings at dawn and fly away libertines, dead poets and the intellectual courtesan remember wings but don't remember names.
fill the fridge with porter invite the neighbors over in greece, i was a roman these bowling shoes are stolen i looked just like napoleon before my face got stolen find the old controller the new one's out of order find the old controller and lose your mind.
when history all disappears and you get lost you'll find me here in this filthy jacket made from time its fabric is all torn and frayed pockets filled with lost crusades and just enough to get me out of town.
DAVE AND JOHN
dave lives on john john lives on dave john mows his lawn dave beats his slave john has a well-tended lawn dave, a well-beaten slave what a ludicrous way for people to behave (up 'round weymouth way!) dave lives on john but wants to move to dave john lives on dave but wants to move to john dave wants to live on dave and john live on john both of them lament the street that they live on (up 'round weymouth way!) lois is a man who wants to be a woman named craig craig is a girl who's madly in love with dave trouble is that dave is gay and craig is not a man she's altering her gender the very best she can (up 'round weymouth way!) steve is a neighbor who lives by dave and john no one ever knows what kind of trip he's on leaving every weekend driving far away john, dave, lois and craig carry on while steve goes to Hey (up 'round weymouth way!) dave moved from john and now he lives on dave john moved from dave to go reside on john dave's old slave is paid well now and gophers ate john's lawn and steve returns around the bend with those mirrored glasses on (up 'round weymouth way!)
THE WEASEL
the weasel he was walking down a lonesome mountain road he sat down by a tree so he could rest his heavy load the weasel sat and wondered how he'd make it out alive and the weasel's feet were tired 'cause the weasel couldn't drive
who said that the weasel was mine? you said that the weasel was mine! i don't have eyes in the back of my weasel but the back of my weasel has eyes.
the weasel went a-wanderin' through the dark and deadly woods where lesser men have perished but the weasel never would for the weasel knew his instincts and the secrets of the land he simply must prevail to make the others understand
when the weasel feels his time will come he will stand up with the rest atop a pinecone in the forestries they will show themselves again from the unknown worlds of catastrophe of the likes you've never met and your atom's ball of roosky hasn't dropped down to theirs yet
the weasel walks among you you have seen him in the streets but you probably haven't noticed 'cause the weasel is discreet when you never cease to wander, you will always feel at home and it's easier to spot him when the weasel walks alone
you needn't fear the weasel, for he's here to save our lives he'll turn you into weasels but will not dehumanize the weasel who has come has got your best interests in mind he simply wants to unify the world of weaselkind
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Thursday, February 14, 2008
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I've taken the time to compile a decent-sized list of famous weasels that exist or have existed. Many of these folks' status as a weasel is fairly self-explanatory, but for those that aren't, I've attempted to include some clarification. If you happen to think of someone not on this list that you suspect might be a weasel, or dispute any of the weaselly claims I've made here, by all means – throw their name onto the floor and we can all discuss their weasel status! Many weasels exist, so it would be practically impossible to compile a complete weasel registry at once. __________________________________________________________
Eugene Hutz
Tom Waits Jim Morrison (and Ray Manzarek, but the other Doors weren't weasels) Syd Barrett (Floyd's crazy diamond was their only weasel) Beck Paul Addis (the man who burned Burning Man early is definitely a weasel.) David Lynch is a weasel who is disgustingly good at showing his film's viewers what the world can look like through the eyes of a weasel. Frank Zappa (especially when he shows his pride by releasing the album 'Weasels Ripped My Flesh'. Les Claypool Ken Kesey and any true Merry Pranksters (from any decade) are all weasels. Al Capone Jack Black and Jack White are both weasels. Jack Kerouac was a weasel as well, but Neal Cassady was better at it. Some of the weasels among the silver screen's finest include: Jim Carrey, Johnny Depp, Steve Buscemi, James Dean, Carey Grant, Daniel Day-Lewis, Christian Bale, Justin Theroux, Crispin Hellion Glover, Paul Giamatti, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Quentin Tarantino, Robin Williams, Kevin Spacey, Eddie Murphy, Michael Douglas, Bill Murray, John Belushi, Jack Nicholson, Don Knots, Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, Christopher Walken, Errol Flynn, Gene Wilder and Frank Oz. Most of the characters that weasels portray in film are also weasels. Bob Dylan and his very own 'Thin Man', Mr. Jones, are both weasels. Stevie Ray Vaughn Metallica's overwhelming success and staying power are due predominantly to the fact that everyone in the band is a weasel…now. Neither Jason Newstead nor Cliff Burton are weasels. Samuel Clemens Some prominent female weasels include: Bjork, Katharine Hepburn, Frida Khalo, Fiona Apple, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, Mary Shelley, Annie Oakley, Diane Arbus, Nicole Kidman, Emily Dickinson, Helena Bonham-Carter and Natalie Portman (at the very least her performance in 'The Professional' earns her status for life) and George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Calvin Coolidge, Richard NixonBill Clinton are the only weasels to serve as President of the United States. Bill Clinton is a weasel that should have married one. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald and Jack Ruby were all weasels. Come to think of it, it's probably a safe assumption that most assassins are also weasels. John Hancock The entirety of the entity that is The Blues is a weasel, especially Robert Johnson. One must wonder, though if Johnson was a weasel before, or if it was part of the pact with the devil...
Will Ferrell is a weasel, but it's hard to tell sometimes because he keeps acting like Rob Schneider. Howard Hughes Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O from 'Jackass' are both weasels. The rest of their crew aren't. Hunter S. Thompson: not a weasel. Better than a weasel. Hunter was a goddamn wolverine, though do not assume that all wolverines are inherently better than weasels. Mitch Hedburg Charlton Heston Andre 3000 from Outkast is a weasel. His partner Big Boi is not. Conan O'Brien is the only weasel with a late-night show. Leno and Letterman would be funnier if they were weasels. There's still no hope for Jimmy Kimmel. William James Sidis Elvis Costello is a weasel. Elvis Presley is not. None of the Beatles are weasels, but Eleanor Rigby is. Mick Jagger and Keith Richards are both weasels and immortal vampires. I'd really love to find the witch's blood that made that possible.
"Weird Al" Yankovic Keanu Reeves is the dumbest weasel that ever lived. Infamous serial killers Jack the Ripper and Charles Manson were both weasels. Jeffery Dahmer was not a weasel and neither was Ed Gein – however, Hannibal Lecter, who is based on Ed Gein, is a weasel because Anthony Hopkins is a weasel. Bob Fosse William the Conqueror, King Leonitus and Spartacus Napoleon Bonaparte was not a weasel. He just had a complex. Napoleon Dynamite is not a weasel either. If Ralph Nader were more of a weasel, he might have been elected by now. Leon Trotsky and Che Guevara were both weasels, whereas Joseph Stalin and Fidel Castro aren't. Most revolutionaries are weasels, but dictators can't be weasels and weasels can't be dictators. How about some more weasels from the world of hip-hop? Ludacris, but not Sir Mix-A-Lot, Snoop Dogg but not Dr. Dre, Ice Cube and Ice-T but not Vanilla Ice, definitely Flavor Flave, Ol' Dirty Bastard and Busta Rhymes, neither Tupac nor Biggie, The Beastie Boys but not House of Pain and but not Redman. Also, props to Method ManCypress Hill. All of weasel director Wes Anderson's films have a weasel as their protagonist. The Royal Tenenbaums is a film about what happens when all the members of a given family are weasels. If you put Owen Wilson and Luke Wilson together, you would have one weasel. Dom DeLouise Frank Sinatra and the rest of the Rat Pack might as well have been called...eh, you get the idea.
Han Solo and Indiana Jones are weasels, but Harrison Ford isn't. Samuel Beckett, Christopher Durang and Sam Shepard Rene Descartes, Galileo, Aristotle, Plato, Archimedes and Dante were all weasels. Christopher Columbus wasn't a weasel, but Amerigo Vespucci and Ferdinand Magellan were. Bitter rivals Javert and Jean Valjean from 'Les Miserables' – both weasels. Weasels in love: Gomez and Morticia Addams were weasels. So were both Cleopatra and Marc Antony. The singer Marc Anthony, however, is not a weasel. Before he was a Scientologist, Tom Cruise was a weasel. Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of 'South Park', are some of the best weasels in the game today. Horatio Sanz and Horatio Alger – and they're both named 'Horatio'. John Candy Steve Martin, but not Martin Short Lewis Carroll and Alice Marlon Wayans, and that's it. Brendan Fraser – you will often appreciate an awful movie as a whole as long as a weasel shows up in it and remains a weasel despite its surroundings. Quite possibly the quintessential example of this phenomenon is 'Snakes on a Plane' because of Samuel L. Jackson – who isn't just a weasel. He's a bad mu'fuckin' weasel. SPIN Magazine rock and culture journalist Chuck Klosterman Frederico Fellini, Woody Allen and Roman Polanski Leslie Nielsen Pauly Shore has been trying to be a weasel his entire life. Jim Varney: weasel. Ernest: not a weasel. Edward R. Murrow – only a weasel could have done so much to take down McCarthy. If you put Cheech and Chong together, you'd have a weasel and a half and one killer doobie. Shakespearean weasels: Mercutio, Polonius, Shylock, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are weasels, Macbeth's Porter is a weasel, Claudius, Macduff, Banquo and Ophelia Biblical weasels: King Solomon and King David (but only in his Goliath-slaying years), the Prodigal Son and the Good Samaritan...and Jesus and Judas were both weasels.
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- Does your existence alternate between themes of attempting to catch up with the rest of the world and getting the rest of the world to catch up with you?
- In the end though, isn't it all just about catching up with the best possible version of yourself?
- Do you think you're a weasel?
- Does your perception default to absorbing things at least a few layers below (or parallel to) the surface?
- Do you revel in awkwardness for the aesthetic value of the experience?
- Are you whimsical, insane, mischievous or insatiable by nature?
- Are subtle things more obvious to you than to those around you?
- Do you feel that you actively understand things that most people are missing completely?
- Do you have a true appreciation for your unique way of looking at the world?
- Are you interested in seeing more weird in the world?
Feel free to answer and expound.
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Thursday, February 14, 2008
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Weasels Exist?
Yes. Weasels exist. I'm here and so are you. Perhaps you're a weasel as well. Are you a weasel?
What Makes A Weasel A Weasel?
Weasels tend to walk a fine line of some sort. Between gentleman and scoundrel, genius and madness, scholar and savant, eccentric and unearthly.
Are Weasels Dangerous?
Potentially. There are good weasels and evil weasels as there are good people and evil ones.
Do I Know Any Weasels?
Probably. Although if you were a weasel, you would probably already know who around you is also a weasel.
This is confusing and vague. Could you offer up some examples of weasels such that I can make inferences and possibly conclusions that lead to my understanding of weasels?
Yes. It is at this time that I refer you to the List of Famous Weasels.
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