Ok So the Benefit wasn't as Successfull as I would have hoped, where the hell were you people!! We raised about $800 bucks. But due to some very drunk, rude, and annoying people, the Cops were called, not only for a Noise Complaint, but some fuckers were pissin in the neighbors yards, not to mention my fuckin garden. And the Wankers only got to play Two Songs and StuntCock had to Play Acoustic!!
So instead of trying to do another one at our house, and have people make a Fuckin Mess Again. We're going to do it on Sept 19th at the Blue Rock Tavern!!!
this will be a FREE SHOW with donantions accepted!!! And if you guys drink a lot, they give us a percentage of the Bar as well!!

So Part 2 of the Benefit for Bink!!
Sept 12th at the Blue Rock Tavern
4114 Hamiltion Ave Cincinnati, Ohio
Free!!! But Bring Donations, cheap asses!!! 18 and up

Hosted by
Lazy Ass Destroyer
with
the Wankers
Forget About It (StuntCock, for all yall that don't know)
the Nightmare KnowHow
Sandanista

Ok So the Benefit wasn't Successfull as I would have hoped, where the hell were you people!! We raised about $800 bucks. But due to some very drunk, rude, and annoting people, the Cops were called, not only for a Noise Complaint, but some fuckers were pissin in the neighbors yards, not to mention my fuckin garden. And the Wankers only got to play Two Songs and StuntCock had to Play Acoustic!!
So instead of trying to do another one at our house, and have people make a Fuckin Mess Again. We're going to do it on Sept 19th at the Blue Rock Tavern!!!
this will be a FREE SHOW with donantions accepted!!! And if you guys drink a lot, they give us a percentage of the Bar!!

So Part 2 of the Benefit for Bink!!
Sept 19th at the Blue Rock Tavern
4114 Hamiltion Ave Cincinnati, Ohio
Free!!! But Bring Donations, cheap asses!!! 18 and up

Hosted by
Lazy Ass Destroyer
with
the Wankers
Forget About It (StuntCock, for all your that don't know)
the Nightmare KnowHow
Sandanista



this is A Benifit for Ryan Wankers Mother in Law who was diagnosed with Leukiama.
All Proceeeds go to Her. So Spread the Word!!!

As you can tell we haven't played a show since Nov of 2007 and our Myspace page has turned into a bullentein board for local gig flyers.
So for the love of god please check out and add our other bands, we keep that shit more updated.
Thanks for the good times.
-the Wankers
Lazy Ass Destroyer - Punk, Rock, and Hip Hop
www.myspace.com/littleponys
Cookie Jarvis - Rock and Roll with Crazy Synth and Electronics
www.mysace.com/cookiejarvismusic
Future Rapists of America - Punk Rock
www.myspace.com/frofa
Type A - Booty Shackin Electronica
www.myspace.com/typa
Harvey Quast - Rock and Roll
www.myspace.com/harveyquast
Broken Head - Hard Rock
www.myspace.com/brokenheadmusic

 got a message from the Kids at Mutant Radio.

Looks like they found some downloads of yours truley and dig the sound check it out at

http://www. live365. com/stations/mutants

looks like they love the sound

you can also check out their myspace at http://www.myspace.com/sfmutants  

If you havent heard the bad news yet, we started a radio station here at WHACK. Our first episode is posted on our website and we will be pumping out new episodes bi-weekly. They will be available streaming or for download on our website.
www.WhackOffRecords.com
We are going to try and play as much local music as we can, but we dont have much of a library yet. So submit some songs to....
whackoffrecords@gmail.com
And you might end up on WHACK RADIO*please include as much info about the music as you can so we can pass the word onto our listeners.

www.WhackOffRecords.com

Alright, so the only thing I got from the boys during this extended vaction was the fact that they were really bored. True Yes, but they are still Lazy. So I got some shit together for them. I guess I need to except the fact that where they are excellent musicains there are equal amounts of procrasstanation. I don't think I spelled that right. oh well.....
Any who. We are back and have some gigs lined up for you fine Cincy Folks. The first of which will start this Saturday with a huge FREE St. Patty's day blast at the Wankers favorite dive bar, Sudsy Malones. 2626 Short vine Cin, OH
Can't make is to that one, check the schedule. We haven't stopped yet and I doubt we will.
Later,
Ryan Wanker

Alright, so it's that time off year again, leaves start falling of the trees, you can start to see your breath. The Wankers get Lazy and start to Hibernate.

After a fun filled "Heart Land of America" Tour, we decided to take a little break, which is good, cause it gives me a chance to look at this band and see how serious everyone is.

I mean don't get me wrong, this band is a blast, but it's hard trying to deal with everyones schedules and trying to pull the strings to keep this band a float. It really doesn't help your band mates are lazy and Lack coomunication skills, making you the soul promoter.

I mean take the little tour for example. only two of the bands mates were able to throw down money, to fuel the beast of a van we have. So we were totally in the red and had to pay for shit out of our own wallets, which I'm sure the other guys won't pay back. We were missing a person from the band, which looks really shitty when you send out a five person press kit.

Oh well, I can't be expected to run the whole show and promote with no support or even communication from other band mates.

Since we all have other solo projects, I have decided to takethe Winter to relax, work on other projects, and sit back and see what this band wants to do Hopefully my boys will let me know.

Our next show is a TopCats Nov 24th with good friends BrokenHead.

the Wankers Christina Aguilera and Back to Basics

Alright, we have recieved a lot of emails regarding this issue, so we thought we would address it.
So as some of you may or may not know Christina Aguilera has recently released an album intitled "Back to Basics"
We got together with Ms. Christina Aguilera andspoke to hear about the name and our proir self debut release. To show there were no hard feelings Christinad agreed to apear on our title track "Back To Basics"
We have reuploaded it on MySpace, we think she did a very nice job and encourage you to check it out for yourself.
You can find it on www.myspace.com/wor
Enjoy
-the Wankers

That's Right Now you can download your favorite Wankers Song Right to Your phone. How You ask? I Have No Idea How It Works, But I know It's Possible though our New Site:  www.decentx.com/thewankers

There you will find All your Favorite Wankers Tunes, Or What we think are your FavoriteTunes. Is there A Wankers Song you really Like But We Don'tHave It Posted. Shoot Us an Email and I'll Upload it ASAP. Thanks!!..............Ha Ha

Click the Link Below To See What We Mean.

http://artist.decentx.com/ecard.asp?s=1&id=487