MTS put on one hell of a show tonight. If you missed it then I feel bad for you. I would also like to point out that 95% of the crowd at riverbend should be put to sleep. If you're reading this ; it probably doesn't mean you.

                                            - Steve Hymen

June 14th 1997 Jeff Daughtery, Matt Eslinger,Tony Jones,and Jason Reed played our 1st show with Project 40 at the IBP on Brainerd road. We had played 2 parties, i think, prior to that but it was our 1st official show. I'm not sure what happened after that but I woke up today 10 years older, "going to work" and "coming home"; now I'm writing a "blog" about the 10th anniversary of DDS. This is what I do know for sure.

  Matt still plays bass and Jason still plays guitar. Tony, I have no idea where he is or why he is gone. We now have another guitar player named Zane Turnure and a fucking sax player/ magazine publisher named Rich Howell. The new drummer is simply called Jogger. He's kind of a dick.

 Apparently nowadays we play on MLK blvd instead of on Brainerd rd. I figured by now the IBP would have added on and be the fuckin' shit as far as venues go. Instead of playing for 10 ugly dudes I pictured us playing for 12 hot, hot chicks who gave us blowjobs the entire show. Well, from what I understand the IBP is a tobacco shop now and we never did get to have rock sex with porn girls.

 All I really know about this show is that we are playing 2 songs that we played then and a bunch more that have evidently been written since then as well as 3 more that have come along in the past year. May I remind you that this is all still news to me. I had fun that night at IBP and think that I must have had fun since then. I'm fatter, my hair is graying, the tip of my right pinkie is missing, and I don't even do blow anymore. Go figure.

 I don't know what to tell you to expect on June 16th 2007 compared to what I know happened June 14th 1997 but it's definitely been 10 years and I guess we've all got to live with that.

                               - Sauce

ultra piss kicker

sometimes

As I'm sure some of you noticed, our old bass player Ronald M. did not play this past December 06 show with us. As most of you are aware, Ron was a convicted sex offender and a sick fuck. Some outstanding warrants and a nasty little ordeal involving some Internet chat rooms, 2 minors, a swimming pool, and Dateline caught up with him and Ron has had to "go away" for a little while.

Fortunately, we have already replaced him. Our new bass player's name is Herman Pubix (yes, the Herman Pubix, famed inventor of Pubix pubic hair cream). We hope you all welcome Herman to our line up as we look foward to working with him in the future.

i've invented a new word for vagina.

it's "grunsel."

I feel that it is my responsibility to tell you that our bass player Ron is a convicted sex offender.  If you get a chance, you should rape him back.