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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 
Awesome Insults from Famous People:

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." - Abraham Lincoln

"You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy and I bet he was glad to get rid of it." - Groucho Marx

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
"A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults." -Louis Nizer (1902 - 1994)
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"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston Churchill

"I've just learned about his illness; let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb

"I have never killed a man but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" - Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"He has sat on the fence so long that the iron has entered his soul." - David Lloyd George

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas

"His ears made him look like a taxicab with both doors open." - Howard Hughes (about Clark Gable)

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating

"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr

"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." - Jack E. Leonard

"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." - Robert Redford

"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." - Thomas Brackett Reed

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" Mark Twain

"A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity." - Mark Twain

"I didn't attend the funeral but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."- Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

"He has no enemies but is intensely disliked by his friends."- Oscar Wilde

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts--for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
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Monday, January 22, 2007 
78 things you couldnt care less about (from Norm's survey) but the gym's closed, no one wants to train tonight (LOSERS!) and the park and rock gym will be closed before I get there...so...here you go:

1. What is your middle name?
--Evilynne

3. What are you listening to right now?
--My keyboard going clickety-clack

4. What are the last 4 digits in ur phone number?
--I plead the 5th beeeatch.

5. What was the last thing you ate?
---French onion soup in a bread bowl and half an Asian grilled chicken salad from Panera Bread.

6. Last person you hugged?
--- Myself, beacause I was cold. I'm not a big hugger.  But I am still cold.... I think I'll go get a blanket.

7. How is the weather right now?
---Still a bit chilly but warming up nicely.

8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
---Carlos about Grandma yesterday afternoon.

9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
---Personality. No, I'm not lying. Then...cheekbones. Most likely.

11. Do you want children?
---Absolutely NOT.

12. Do you get high?
---Absolutely NOT.

13. Ever got so drunk you don't remember the entire night?
---Nope. I would be throwing up loooong before that point. But, under normal circumstances I don't drink at all. At faire once a year...because they have honeymead...or, if there's a place that has a resonable duplicate...like that Ethiopian resturant. Or if it's really really cold I'm make mulled wine, but I usually try to cook or burn the alcohol out of it before I drink it.

14. Hair color?
---Today, and lately it's my natural...for the first time in years... mousey blondish brownishy grayish.

15. Eye color?
---brown

16. Do you wear contacts or glasses?
---contacts

17. Favorite holiday?
---Halllllloweeeeeen

18. Favorite Season?
---There's something I love about all of them. I don't have a favorite.

19. Have you ever cried over a girl?
----Yes.

20. Last Movie you Watched?
---The Librarian, but I fell asleep.

29. What books are you reading?
---Paul Davies' "About Time" and Rober Jordan's "Lords of Chaos"

30. Piercings?
---my ears used to be pierced... I'd like to get my tounge, eyebrow, nose, and lip pierced and plugs in my ears...but I'm worried that it'll get infected or pulled out grappling.

31. Favorite Movies?
---Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Labyrinth, Napolean Dynaite,  I don't know....tons more....


32. Favorite college football Team?
---:goes to throw up in bathroom:

33. What were you doing before filling this out?
---reading

34. Any pets?
---4 cats, ferret

37. Dogs or cats?
---both

38. Favorite Flower?
---little blue and white flowers that pop up in the cracks of sidewalks and other unlikely places.

40. Have you ever loved somebody?
---what a stupid question. No I'm 100% sociopathic, dumbass.

41. Who would you like to see right now?
---I'd like to be training. Or maybe on the treadmill. I feel restless.

42. How big is your bed?
---Full

43. Have you ever fired a real gun?
---It's fun, but I'm a horrible shot.

44. Ever been on a plane?
---Yes.

45. Right-handed or Left-handed?
---That's a long story... I was left handed, but they made me write with my right in school... which I think most likely accounts for 98% of my dyslexia. I still do some things with my left, but mostly I'm just...confused.

46. If you could go any place where would you go?
---Haines, Alaska or Juneau, Alaska...right now. And I'd never come back.
 
48. Are you missing someone?
---We all miss people, it's part of life. But if everything was happy, spiffy, shiny, all the time, then you'd just have no measuring stick to be able to enjoy the good stuff. You know? One must consistantly wallow in crap to appreciate the lack thereof. 

49. Do you have a tattoo?
---Yes, two...and I want more.

50. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?
---nope I really don't watch TV, life's too short as it is (as I sit here filling out a survey when I could be doing 80 billion more productive things, lol)

51. Are you hiding something from someone?
---If I wasn't I would be quite abnormal.  Seriously, be honest with yourself. There's always things you're not going to tell even your closest friends, maybe it's something as simple as "I pluck my excessively long nosehairs on Saturday mornings."
 By the way... I don't pluck my excessivly long nose hairs on Saturday mornings...but after writing this I feel as though maybe I should...?

53. What is the wallpaper in your bathroom?
---No wallpaper in my bathroom, the humdity generally will make it buckle...and Jordan likes the walls white.

54. Did you get enough sleep last nite?
---Yeah, I did.

55. First thing you thought about this morning?
---I should clean the house.

56. What do you have handy at your bedside?
--a huge pile of books, papers, pencil/pens, stuff that has to be done within the next few days, pajamas or regular clothes that I'm planning to sleep in,  an alarm clock, a glass of water,  dust,  my orca necklace
 
57. Grilled or Fried?
---grilled, I try not to eat fried.

58. Mittens or Gloves?
---Neither, I'm in Houston.

59. When was the last time you t'ped a house?
----Highschool

60. Are you afraid of the dark?
---Yes

61. Favorite hangout?
---The gym

62. What do you usually do when the clock turns 11:11?
---Make a wish

63. First thing you would buy if you were given 1 thousand dollars?
---Pay off some of my credit card

64. Favorite song?
---Soul to Squeeze - Chili Peppers,   Scars - Papa Roach,    Black Parade - My Chemical Romance

65. What are you afraid of?
--failure

66. Are you a giver or a taker?
---tit for tat, we're all a little of both, anyone who says differently is lying.

67. Do you drive?
---yes

68. Do you drink?
---no, I think we already covered this

69. What is your mother's middle name?
---None-ya

70. Stuck on a deserted island and could bring one thing?
--- a library

71. Favorite tv commercial?
--None

72. Who's your cell phone provider?
---I have no idea, it's in the other room, and I don't care enough about this survey to go and look ;-p

73. If your house is on fire, what is the first thing you'll save?
---the pets

74. Favorite color?
---dark green

75. What are the things you'll always bring with you?
---sense of humor

76. What is the wallpaper on your computer desktop?
---Vash the Stampede

77. What do you usually do when the clock turns seven?
---Am - morning rush at the coffee shop, Pm working out or training

78. The color of your bedsheets?
---stained with the blood of infidels ;-p 
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Wednesday, January 17, 2007 
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Friday, December 29, 2006 
You remind me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power of voodoo.
Who do?
You do,
remind me of the babe.



On second thought.... you know what would probably make this new movie better?

David Bowie.

But then again, that's probably true for most movies...

-Pulp Fiction.
Check

-Saving Private Ryan.
Check

-Kalifornia.
Check.

-Monster House.
Check

-American Haunting.
Check.

-Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
Check.

-Run Lola Run.
Check

-Labyrinth?
Ohh.. yeah..lol  :-)



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Saturday, December 23, 2006 
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 
Dee Snider... you're such a hottie!!!!!

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006 
just in case:


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Thursday, December 07, 2006 
Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate


10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."

9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."



Lol.... I love you guys  :-)
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Tuesday, December 05, 2006 
A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.

In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says,"I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of story: always let your boss have the first say
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Thursday, November 30, 2006 
Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Summer 2004, downstairs @ Fitzgeralds. This was Jef as Tommy Gnosis performing 'Wicked Little Town'  with Asmodeus X.

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Jef was really creative in how he played Tommy. Most of his on stage scenes were pre-recorded. Hedwig would turn on a TV/VCR set up that was on stage, and there would be Tommy, 'live' on the television, performing the songs SHE had written.

It was great!

 The 2004 production of Hedwig and the Angry Inch was by far the most fun I've had on stage EVER!

And, I've been on stage.... A LOT! (sometimes even when I didn't want to be...but that's a tale for another time)

The guys were awesome, and I can't wait to do it again!!

It wasn't all sunshine... but then, really, almost nothing ever is...

Four different cast members experienced the death of a loved one, we had three car accidents/breakdowns, numerous illnesses, replacements, fill-ins, etc etc etc.  I could go on...and on... And it happened all in the space of... what...two months?

Each and every cast member went through some crazy ups and downs. We emerged on the flip side; older, sadder, maybe a little jumpier about getting into projects/the unknown, but overall; stronger.

We've all lost contact somewhat; haven't heard or seen from several of the guys in forever.

But, those that are still in my life; Jef, Lynda, and Dave, I love you guys more than almost anyone on the planet...I'd take a beating for you guys...or give one. Y'all know that.
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