So, last night we were in Hamburg to see SPINNERETTE live. And it was AMAZING!!!
We were drunk. Really drunk!
We met our no.1 fan Finnja aka Fee-K, we had lots of fun.

We woke up at 7am and met in Hamburg about 3pm.
Went to the "Reeperbahn" and saw nude things. Bought Alcohol, started to get drunk at the "Alster" and then went to the Venue, played Kicker. People came...Fans...we didnt care. We were pretty drunk already. Later we went into the venue, Stage, Support Band, "The Picture Books". Weren't THAT bad... After that......Brody Dalle walked onto the Stage. It was like....like.....WOW....like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pictures later!!!
After the show, met Brody, got a picture. WE LOVE YOU BRODY DALLE!!

About 2am we were at McDonalds. Tried to sleep. Totally wasted.

At 5am, Fee-K had to take the train home, was time to say goodbye, really sad, really sad :(

Back at McDoo, a stupid Guy sat there, was saying rude things to EVERYONE who came in! And couldnt shut his mouth! He made me really angry!! And I dont know what was up with the people who came in there, but they all started to talk to us, sat next to us, told us things. Junkies.

Train Home.
At home, eating chips and stuff.
RA RA RA.
(Jess)

Fahrer/in gesucht.
Wann: 28.06., Vormittags
Zurück: Abends, Nachts
Wohin: München.
(von Stuggi oder Umgebung aus. Wir steigen zu, wir machen alles)
Wir bieten: Benzingeld, Party mit uns, Flachwitzwellen.., Sex, Drugs and Rock'n'Roll und EIN COCOROSIE-..KONZERT!!!!!! (also entweder bezahlen wir dit Bezin oder dit Konzert. Vielleicht auch beides. Juhuu. Eine einmalige Chance!!!)

KOMMT SCHON!..!..!..!..!..!..!..!..!..!..!..!..!..!..!..!..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOYOYO.

we shot a 100billion $$ video for "Garage in VE"!!

we'll upload it tonight (tonight like... EUROPEAN tonight!).
premiere party @ BBCC's flat also tonight!!!

motto for the premiere party:

FACIAL BATTLES
DANCE, YO FRECKLES!
SHOW YA TEETH
SLOW MOTION, BREATH!
FACIAL DANCING
FACIAL BATTLES
DANCEFLOOR: OFFICE CHAIR
WEBCAM, CYBER FLAIR!


see you tonight at BBCC's office!
-TJ

it's fukking unbelievable!
one year ago our camper van tour started!!!
ONE YEAR AGO. that's 365 days!!

1st year anniversary today!!!

IT'S RETROSPECTION TIME!!

The start:
(happy, happy, happy, excited)










the route:



the lovely campervan crew:



























excerpts from our litte tour diary:







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the reason for touring:





Boom Boom Crash Crash loves Britta, Simon, Lena and Kati! :)
(+Tegan and Sara + Northern State + everyone who made our tour possible)

A..
AA GG EE FF (CC AA CC AA)
Agathe Bauer
akansptbaTRINITY
Almondy Schwedischer Mandel Tarta
Apple
Augusten

B..
BABA
Beatbox-Family
Bibi
Bibi-Shake
Blackberry
Bumsklumpen
Busszzi

C..
Cam Shot
Crackbitch
Crackwhore
Clappen
Campervan
Canucks
Crystal-SKQ

D..
Don't like it
Dis nex son isabout eeeeh
Down Clap

E..
Ethich
Editorial Posing
Emz
Eh?
Ey guck disch do ma an!

F..
Fettzille
Factory Girl
Flames
Fickfetzen
Face-Dancing

G..
GS
Guts Nächtle
Ganz normal

H..
High Tension
Hier bin ich, was kann ich für sie tun?
Hockey

I..
I! WAS! YOURS! RIGHT!
I froag mi ja net viel, aber DES froag i mi
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time

J..
Jelleria Maple Mullets
Jenn Hof
Jammen mit Jem
Ja hallooo meine Liebe, mhh mhh mhh
Ja mei
JA WEIL DU STINKST!!!

K..
Kusszzi
Kuten Apend zur Pörse im Ersten
Karszten, Karszten Hallo
Koffi Lotti

L..
Linn-Seigh
Lea
Liquid-TRQ
 
M..
Mullet
Monthly Trash Paket
Madschingarsch
Merchförster
Maccis
Mandy Mandys Handys
Mau/Miau
Microfaser
Meininger
mOOOnika, mhhhh

N..
Nougatritze
NEIN!
Nachtii

O..
OMGBBQ
Orevua
Okele
Och ich hab it doch hier liejen!

P..
Pass Uff
PFs
Popo
Ptosis
Pop Tarts

S..
Soest
Summa Summarum
Sensationell
Spitti
Sussys
Specki
Switch
Szüß
Sidesteppen
Serengeti
Strenger Vater

T..
Two to nothing
Thaddel
The L
The M
TAKE MY HEAAART!!!!
TWO BOYS!!! Dacky, wat heißtn dit? Two?....FÜNF!

V..
Vanci
Vielen Dank, ja?

W..
Whoah Geil
wwetert
Weßta?

X..
Xylophonia Glockenspielia

Y..
Yo!
YO WADDUP THIS IS [................] SINNNNGLEEEEE

Z..
Zwiebelsalat

(oo)
(uu)

1. We're desperately looking for someone who's able to hand-fart beats.
  PLEASE write us a message if YOU are a skilled hand-farter!! (once we met a girl who was very talented in hand-farting. we had to dismiss her since she didn't say "Bless You!" after one of JP's famous burps. next time you should better learn BBCC's etiquette before joining the band, T.
!!)

2. JP's computer is dead.
my prayers and best wishes go to her and her family (that's me,
basically).


3.
Let's hang out at Melle's place on January 3rd!! we'll bring Pop Tarts, drinks and maple
 spread! (street hockey game afterwards.. so DON'T FORGET YOUR STICKS!!!)


Sincerely,
Love-Lieutenant TJ Zero






Der Plumpsack geht rum,
wer sich umdreht oder lacht,
kriegt den Buckel vollgemacht.

Dreht Euch nicht um,
der Plumpsack geht rum.

You probably missed our research on 'various pieces of opera sounding solos in modern popular music by bianca leilani and sierra rose c.'  but now you have the chance to be part of our new study called: 'fish research - the propagation of miscellaneous fish pictures in several social networks'

Contact us if you're interested in pictures of weird looking fish. (Also included are characters based on fish from pre-1980 movies!!!)

We work in co-orperation with the prestigious university of Tuebingen and Prof. Dr. Xylophonia Glockenspielia! Our results will be published with the help of Agathe Bauer (known from several german publications).


Thanks for your help!
TJ Zero!

MC Jess is speaking, may I help you? Yes you may!
Waddup? I wanna tell you that we work really hard these days, we are very busy!!
Because finally we work on brandnew songs and plan a whole Album. So since TJ lives on the Eastcoast and I on the westcoast of course we won..t do NO MORE duets! "Enkeljäger" was the first and the last "duet"! And we are not sorry about it.
And we changed our style and musical influences!
You can expect a lot new stuff soon! We work on some Merchandise, an official Homepage, a Tour, an EP, new Haircuts, new clothes and some more shit!

And we already have two Number #1 Fans!

Thank you!



And after TJ felt in love with Bianca C., I will represent the Tegan And Sara in this Band and she represents Mad Vicky. That means, I am friendly and shes just crazy :P