IT'S THE TRUTH
THIS ISN'T A JOKE MANG
I GOTZ ME A NEW ALBUM
IT'S CALLED "PRISMATIC REFRACTION/HEALING ETERNITY"
IT'S 1 HOUR LONG EXACTLY
NO JOKING AROUND GUIZ 1:00:00
MADE WITH LOVINGLY CRAFTED ONE TAKE SONGS
RECORDED IN 3 DAYS
THAT MUST MEAN IT'S GOOD
AMIRITE?
YES I AM
PERFECT FOR WHEN YOU ARE TRIPPIN SO HARD
OR WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY/DEPRESSED/HAPPY/JOYOUS/EXCITED/SUICIDAL/GIVING BIRTH/KILLING SOMEONE/MAKING HOT PASSIONATE LOVE WITH A SIGNIFICANT OTHER/KISSING/TAKING A PICTURE/BREATHING/BLINKING/CHILLIN/READING A BOOK/COUNTING YOUR MONEY/CLEANING YOUR ROOM/DRIVING/CLEANING YOUR CAR/TALKING ON THE PHONE/LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT PRESENT FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE/WORRIED YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO GET THAT POWER RANGER'S ACTION FIGURE BECAUSE IT'S THE HOLIDAYS AND YOU WERE TOO LAZY TO GO BEFORE THE RUSH CAME AND NOW YOU'RE FREAKING OUT BECAUSE YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO GET YOUR CHILD THE PERFECT GIFT WHICH WILL THEN MAKE THE CHILD DEPRESSED AND SUICIDAL IN WHICH YOU WILL SHOW HIM/HER THIS ALBUM/SLEEPING/RESTING/NAPPING/JAZZERCIZING/DOING SOME HARDCORE BILLY BLANKS ROUTINES/COUNTING CARDS/SHOPPING ONLINE/GOING TO THE BATHROOM/TURNING ON/OFF LIGHTS/DRIVING ALONE/DRIVING IN THE DARK/DRIVING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT/WALKING YOUR DOG/WALKING/WALKING IN A PARK/DANCING/GOING TO YOUR BALLET LESSON (I'M LOOKING AT YOU MARGARETE)/MEASURING SOMETHING/MAKING SOME SWEET PIC ON PHOTOSHOP/READING PITCHFORKMEDIA. COM (GROSS)/DOING SOMETHING NAUGHTY/CHECKING YOUR RSS FEEDS/CAM WHORING/PUTTING UP A POSTER/CHANGING A CD/EATING/DRINKING/PLAYING AN INSTRUMENT/PUTTING MONEY AWAY/GETTING THE MAIL/DRIVING TO WORK/CHANGING FILM TO A CAMERA/DOING NOTHING/SPACING OUT/ZONING/MEDITATING
BASIACLLY PERFECT FOR EVERY TIME FOR ANYTHING EVER NOW IN THE PRESENT OR THEN IN THE FUTURE OR BACK IN THE PAST
GOOD FOR ANYTIME EVER IN THE WHOLE ETERNITY
SOUNDS PERFECT DOESN'T IT
IT'S 4 SONGS
1. SANGRE (11:36)
2. JUDY GARLAND (19:13)
3. THE PHANTOM OF THE SEQUINS (PULCHRITUDINOUS PHANTASM) (21:00)
4. EUCLIDEAN ILLUSION (8:11)
IT'S 1 HOUR
YOU CAN ZONE OUT TO IT
ITZ FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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OK, EP 1, ready to go, 2 songs, side A, side B, easy simple, ready to go, take it in the car with you, take it running, take it in the shower, drink it with water, let it hold your camera so you can take a beautiful picture of yourself and look narcissistic (maybe), it can back up your hard drive safely, talk to your friends, sign official documents, throw it like a frisbee, burn it on a cd and give it to them as the worst gift ever. This album consists of: 1 dose of Telephone Orgasm and 1 dose of a terrible cover that was made in about 2 minutes of an amazing Professor Murder song named Free Stress Test, the title being based off of Scientologists (since when is that not in spell check), and Megazord made it and it was terrible and he didn't want to edit it because he had nothing on his MUSIC myspace page where he had no "music" to speak of. Included is some fractals and a cat on a keyboard.

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a. Telephone Orgasm (0:35)
b. Free Stress Test (Ruff Tuff Tonka Mix) (1:07)

FULL SPECTRUM VIBRATIONAL PRISM IS A JOURNEY
A JOURNEY THROUGH TIME
A JOURNEY THROUGH SPACE
A JOURNEY THROUGH YOUR MIND
A JOURNEY THROUGH NOTHING
A JOURNEY THROUGH EVERYTHING
A JOURNEY THROUGH ETERNITY
A JOURNEY THROUGH APOCALYPSE
CLOSE YOUR EYES AS YOU FALL THROUGH THE STARS
YOUR BODY SPLITS INTO MILLIONS OF PIECES
YOU SEE THE RAINBOW CRABS UNDULATING AROUND YOU
SWALLOW LIFE WHOLE
BREATHE OUT CREATION
YOU ARE THE BEAST
YOU ARE THE CREATOR
THIS IS FULL SPECTRUM VIBRATIONAL PRISM


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1. Inner Triangle of Cosmos (6:01)
2. Skyrofoam (6:03)
3. The Whole World Swallows Itself Whole and Regurgitates Itself Into the Eye of the Universe (6:01)
4. The Molly of Magic (6:03)
5. Diamond Mind (6:01)
6. Mirror Mountain (6:03)
7. Crystal Shyps (6:03)
8. Glitter Whiskers (6:01)
9. I Am God. You are Minotaur. (6:09)
10. There Will Be No Miracles Here (6:05)

THE DIAMOND THAT WAS STOLEN HELD THE CODE THAT MELTED
WATER INTO LETTERS SPELLING WHERE IT HAD BEEN TAKEN TO
IN FACT I HAD A VISION OF THE NUMBERS CORRESPONDING WITH
THE LETTERS T-H-E-D-I-A-M-O-N-D

THEY'RE SUSPENDED LIKE A PRISM SPLITTING FLOODLIGHT TO
POLES OF PRIMARY COLORS CLAWING THE VEIL OF THE VACUUM
THERE'S A PICTURE OF THIS GIVEN TO AUTHORITIES, THE
SENTENCE "I'M AN ARCHITECT AND HERE'S MY PRISON" WRITTEN
ON IT

WITH SCHEMATICS SO METICULOUS THE MEASUREMENTS OF
SUPERIMPOSITIONS OF A ROOM WITHIN THE WINDOW MAKE A
DREAM THAT ENDS UP BEING SUCH AN ENTITY IN YOUR
REFLECTION, YOU ARE THE DREAM TO IT, YOU ARE IN THE PRISM

THE MIRRORS IN THE CORNER THROWING IMAGES AGAINST THE
OTHER MIRRORS MADE COUNTING CORNERS IMPOSSIBLE THE
BREAKING NEWS HAD COUNTED ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE,
SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN, ELEVEN CORNERS OF THE
MIRRORED CORNERS

WHY HAVE YOU DONE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE SOMETHING IS SO
SINISTER WHEN STARRING AT THE DIAMOND SOMETHING YOU
HAVE DONE SO SINISTER WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS AM I IN THE
MIRROR AM I WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN STARRING AT AM I A
DIAMOND?

JUST LIKE A REFLECTION OF A FRIEND OF MINE, I AM A
REFLECTION OF AN ENEMY, AM I A REFLECTION OF AN ENEMY,
JUST LIKE A REFECTION OF A FRIEND OF MINE?

I dip my pen in the ink
I shoot my wife in the head
I carve her up like a Thanksgiving turkey
I hate the holidays

A wizard has turned you into a mudkip

is this awesome?
(Y/N)

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