As you know Trevor Jackson are always breaking new ground in the land of film making.  Recently, a major motion picture studio approached the boys about making a buddy movie in an entirely new and untraditional approach; shot via iChat and laptop apparatuses...
  The boys quickly likened to the idea of never having to be in the same place as each other because of the recent rift in their relationship* and even more so, because the boys are in two different countries right now.  Kyle is working on his uncle's farm in northwest Canada, while Boots is selling shoes for his father in law's shoe store in Little Italy.  Making a movie in this fashion only facilitates their lifestyle choices and gives them street cred in the indie movie world.
  So, here is a preview for their new spectacular movie "BOYS NIGHT OUT".

* As reported in a fictional news source, Kyle Riabko and Boots Factor were seen physically fighting outside a Los Angeles nightclub.  According to make believe witnesses, Kyle was screaming madly at Boots for his provocative dance moves inside the night club.  Riabko called the moves "lame" and "dated".  Boots, ever the sensitive one, seemed hurt by the remarks and slurred out statements like "drug sniffer" and called Riabko "Michael Jackson's chin".  Events quickly escalated when the two began singing in perfect harmony while arm wrestling on the walk of fame.  No one was hurt in the incident...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo-a_oKJ0mI

We are back. And here is our best work yet... Enjoy Trevor Jackson

By Reggie Arnold
The Oxford Reader

Oxford England,

  I recently got a chance to sit down with the boys and - well, actually I sat down in front of a computer screen and spoke to Trevor Jackson via satellite feed.  There was a 35 second time delay between sentences and the camera's quality they were using were completely poor.  But after 3 1/2 hours of patient journalism, I finished the interview and in the process learned more about these great, great men that encompass Trevor Jackson.

Reggie:  Now boys, we all know the story of how you both met, but did you ever think you're friendship would reach this creative partnership like it has in Trevor Jackson?

Kyle:  Shut up.

Boots:  You look weird.  Who is this?

Reggie:  Well, I don't think this satellite hookup is working properly.

Kyle: You hooked up with a satellite?  That just doesn't make sense... I realize this communication feed is not good, but I think Ron just said he hooked up with a satellite?  I'm kidding...  No seriously, shut up who is this?

Boots:  What?

Reggie:  My name is Reggie, Kyle.  Not Ron.  Do you want me to repeat the question?

Boots:  You have indigestion?  Why are you telling us this.  Try Pepto or something, but really what does your indigestion have to do with this interview?  Where's Kyle?

Kyle:  Boots?

Boots:  Boots??  Who said that?

Reggie:  Hey Tom can you come over here and see if there's something we could do about this reception...  This is bloody ridiculous.  No one can understand anyone and I don't even think they bloody hell know they're both together in this interview...

Tom (in the background):  I'll call tech support...

Kyle:  Oh hey Reggie.  I just got your question...  Well, I think from the moment I met Boots we really hit it off to the point where I think not only was it a lot of fun to get creative with him, but it was also fulfilling...

Boots:  Who's Tom and Ron?

Reggie:  Boots, I think we're a little off here, let me get back to you...  Now Kyle, you are finishing up a very cutting edge play called Spring Awakening.  What did you learn from that Broadway experience?

Boots:  Oh hey Reggie.  I just got your question...  Well, I think from the
moment I met Kyle we really hit it off to the point where I think not
only was it a lot of fun to get creative with him, but it was also
fulfilling...

Kyle:  Boots?  Is that you?  I didn't know you were even here!  Dude, I'm so sorry about that drug interaction at your place the other night.  I was so fucked up on the plane I had to spend most of the flight in the bathroom out of fear that the stewardess was a Walt Disney zombie.  Like literally, a dead Walt Disney still frozen serving me drinks.  It was crazy...

Reggie:  Kyle, I don't think Boots can hear you we're going to fi-

Boots:  No Reggie, I hear Kyle, I hear him now.  I think we're all linked up and good to go...  Hey man, totally cool.  Everything came out of the carpet, so we're totally cool...

Reggie:  Okay, well next question then...  No Tom, we're okay here, it just fixed itself, you don't have to restart the comp-

END TRANSMISSION

Thirty minutes later, we relinked and continued the interview...

Reggie:  Sorry for the delay boys, but let us continue.  Boots, has it been strange moving from behind the drums to the front of the stage?

Boots:  No, I don't think so...  Yeah, but it was his girlfriend.  I don't care if she wants to make out with guys to see what else is out there... She's 20 years old, she doesn't know what the fuck she wants...

Reggie: Hey, Boots, can you hear me?

Boots:  The problem with that shit is that I knew this was going to happen since the very beginning.  We were in a cab and she was talking about Augusten Burroughs and didn't care if it was real or not and she asked the cab driver what he thought and a. he couldn't hear the question because of the plexi-glass and 2. He didn't understand the question because he doesn't understand English.  She was fucking knocking on the glass for five minutes and after he threw us out of the cab, she's got the nerve to make me pay and I'm not even her fucking boyfriend...  He was already in the bar.  It just doesn't make sense.

Reggie:  Kyle, through certain avenues I've heard you guys are writing together again and want to record a new album.  Can you elaborate on this?

Kyle:  Well, I mean of course... He's a dipshit, because you know he's obsessed.  He's just obsessed.  There really isn't anything we can do or say about it.  It's like talking to a zombie...  Haha, no that zombie scared the shit out of me.  You want to know what else I was bugging out about in the bathroom?  I was convinced I was in a time machine.  I was convinced no one knew but me and it was my job to let everyone on the plane know.  Know that time travel is wrong and just like cloning we've go to regulate this shit...  I was literally seconds away from bursting out of the bathroom, but I think I fell asleep at that point from the Xanex.  But can you imagine what would've happened if I didn't fall asleep?  I know... and jail time!

Reggie:  Tom, did you see what you fucking did?  Did you see what you bloody did?  They don't fucking hear me and they're talking to each other?  You fucking imbecile!  Mate, you are never going to work with this company again!  I can guaran fucking tee you, this is the end of the line for you mate...

Tom (fromt the background):  Reg, this isn't my fault we're working with a G4 and it's no-

Reggie: FUCK YOU TOM!  You're making me look like a fool!!!

Boots:  Hold on man, I gotta pee.  Where's that English guy?

Kyle:  Don't know eating fish and chips?

Boots:  LOL, EL Oh EL...

Reggie:  That's it, I'll fix this myself, I'm going to fucking make you look like a fool Tom.  I am going to fix this myself and your job won't exist anymore, you fucker!

Tom (from background):  I'm sorry Reggie, I'm sorry...

Reggie:  You bloody well be sorry!

Tom (from background):  Don't get me fired, I need this job mate.  It's the only thing I've got keeping me afloat.

Reggie:  You will be out on the street sucking dick for money.  Fix this...

Tom (from background):  Okay.  I think if we just restart the computer the ticks will b-

Reggie:  RESTART THE COMPUTER? IF YOU RESTART THE COMPUTER, I AM GOING TO TAKE THE COMPUTER AND SMASH IT OVER YOUR BLOODY FUCKING HEAD.   IF YOU EVEN TRY TO RESTART THE COMPUTER, I WILL RUN TO MY MINI, GET THE JACK OUT OF THE TRUNK AND SMASH YOU IN THE FACE WITH IT IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT STARTING THE BLOODY COMPUTER!  DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

Tom (from background):  Yes.  I understand.

END TRANSMISSION

Boots:  All right, I'm back.  Is there anyone there?  Kyle?  Ron?  Tom?



END TRANSMISSION

Hi there,

  I know you haven't heard from Trevor Jackson in a while and they hate that it has to be on such a sad and maddening occasion, but such is life...
  We figured that TJ's Grammy nomination for best album of the year wasn't announced because these errors tend to happen when you are an independent artist like Trevor Jackson.  With no label to necessarily represent the band, we figured when TJ were to win, they would acknowledge the uphill battle the boys fought and apologize profusely...  We also wondered why Kyle and Boots didn't receive invitations to the ceremony, but we figured they knew their schedule; Kyle and Boots couldn't make it anyway.  Kyle is currently on tour with Spring Awakening and Boots is in the studio working on the next SK6ERS record...
  Watching the program was like watching an accident.  It was like watching someone get run over by a truck, like a fish dying outside of water, like an airplane crashing to the ground in flames...  When the Grammy special was finally over and CBS went to local news, myself and boys were stunned.  Boots went to the bathroom and didn't come out until he was completely bombed on a foreign substance, while Kyle immediately started to binge eat.  Currently Trevor Jackson are both missing due to the emotional damage that has just occurred.
  I ask that the Grammy association seriously consider taking away album of the year from Robert Plant and Alison Krouse and give it to Boots and Kyle.  Trevor Jackson's album is significantly better in song quality (Alison and Robert wrote none of the material), the production is better (T Bone Burnett is a flaming idiot, while Cookie Dough Chalfant is a champion of rock and cool) and the vocals Kyle and Boots posess are none other than perfect.  Robert Plant is old and so are his vocal cords, while Alison does have a very pretty voice, but they practically give pretty voices away these days.
  I will be patiently waiting to hear from you Grammy Association.  However, Trevor Jackson would like to thank you the fans for supporting them over the past couple of hours.  They aren't here to express their thanks as they are both on uncontrollable binges of their own vices, but as a representative of the band, I promise you this is how they feel...

Thank you and good night,

Rep. of the band Esq.

As promised the new movie from the boys... We hope you enjoy!




Trevor Jackie

Dear Friends and Foes,

  Well, it was a fateful day for Trevor Jackson.  Last week, while Boots and Kyle were on their respectful tours, they collided in beautiful San Francisco.  Although their time together was fleeting, they made the best of it.  For about the twenty minutes they spent together, they made a movie.  They didn't catch up, or ask about their well being, they just worked.  They just made love to the camera...
  So, last I heard they're in their respective editing suites working tirelessly on a movie just for you.  It may turn out like shit because well, they only had about twenty minutes together, but sometimes eating shit is better than eating nothing...  Am I right?  With that analogy, it certainly doesn't sound like it.
  All I know is that Trevor Jackson misses you.  They miss communicating with you and each other.  They aren't divorced, they're just "separated" and daddy will be home any minute.  He just has a business trip and when he comes home, he'll have a little present; perhaps a snow globe with the Empire State Building inside.  This upcoming movie is that little shitty present.
  Thanks for stopping by and remember - Daddy loves you!!

TJ

Hello friends, family and Romans,

Check out this montage of fantastic plays made by the fantastic hockey team, The New York Islanders. Not many people know this, but if you play "Bus Song" backwards you can actually listen to members of The New York Islanders singing the Canadian National Anthem.

Enjoy!

Trevor Jackson

http://islanders.nhl.tv/team/console.jsp?catid=-6&id=20957

We're just going to be honest here, you know, lay it all out for ya'll. We're sick of this fame. We are SICK of this fame. We are sick of this FAME. You know what we're trying to say here. Wherever the inflection may lie, the point is... poignant. It all of course started with the release of our new album... I mean, rave reviews. Not just in the states, but all over the WORLD. All over THE world. We've been taking calls from Bolivia, asking us when we're going to make it over there for a tour and a chance to meet the king and queen of Bolivia and we're like "We can't even tour for the people of OUR homeland... our HOMELAND".
And then there were the movies. Oh, the movies. Boots can't tell you how many times he's been stopped on the streets of Greenpoint, Brooklyn, being asked for autographs and where Kyle is. Kyle has told us in confidence that he has been offered Hagaan Daz. People are responding to Boot's drug addiction by offering him heroin. One of them has turned one of the offerings down...
This leads me to our next point. Fame is fleeting and dangerous. It comes at you like a side swipe and before you know it you're dead on the ground. That's why were soaking it in. You can find Boots or Kyle anywhere in Los Angeles or Las Vegas or any of those glamorous places where it's easy to spend boat loads of money on meaningless things like heroin and loose women. But TJ aren't doing that. We're staying true to ourselves and here and there for you. For YOU. We might not ever really tour in your town or go the extra mile, or be in it to win it, but we'll be there, we'll be there in your heart of hearts and we want you to know that. Your heart and The Betty Ford clinic.

Your's accidentally,

Trevor Jackson.

Hi there Trevor Jackson followers,

Our apologies for the delay. We had some problems in the editing room, some disagreements with the producers and a near death experience with a camera crane (in post production), but now we are proud to bring you this new movie.
Shot on location in Brooklyn and Manhattan, this movie offers a glimpse of how city life can effect one's own well-being. Many people who watched the "leaked" version (probably some douche bag in the mail room let this one out...) said Kyle should be nominated for something. I said you don't have Kyle without Scrappy... So, thank you Scrappy for helping make this the best movie your eyes will ever lay on/worst movie that you've seen on you Youtube by mistake...
I now present:



AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE:





Love,

Trevor and Jackson of Trevor Jackson

Dear You,

It's been a long time a comin', but we are free.. Free from the chains of not having an album for sale. But today, we have one.

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=284398388&s=143441

Click on that link and your life will change instantly for the better. Chronic back pain? Goodbye... Financial woes? Buy this album and your investment will return to you 10 fold. Relationship issues? Umm... So, anyway, here's that link again folks!

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=284398388&s=143441

We can't wait to hear about what you think... We're very proud of this album and we hope you enjoy it as much as we did making it.

Love,

TJ