Hearts and Roses kisses galore...
What the hell is all this shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up cupids azz
I'll spend the day so drunk and I cant speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week
The guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade
For all we are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow cupid shot me most to have hit
Because I think Love is a complete crock of shit
So Here is my story what else can I say?
Love bites my ass...Fuck Valentines Day!
Roses are Stupid and Violets are sick.
So Bend over Babe,Cause here comes My Dick!