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Michel Rouzic


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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 23
Sign: Gemini

City: Dublin 7
State: Dublin
Country: IE
Signup Date: 9/28/2005

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 
Everybody knows that there's quite an amount of retards on MySpace, but I think I've found a pearl. This Dannish kid goes around westcoast rappers pages talking about being a real Crip and killing Bloods and bitches, and he's not even joking.

He calls himself BK LOC (lol, like OG Loc in San Andreas, except BK like Blood Killer), cannot refrain from writing a K after each B he writes and obviously enjoys making himself sound stupid, I'm letting you enjoy the conversation I had with him.

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Last message I wrote which didn't get a reply (for some reason when amateurs of rap learns about what kind of stuff I listen to they suddenly become tame) :

Well it's good to see someone who's not afraid of ridicule. And no, although my hair is coincidentally short and blonde I do not listen to Eminem as you can see here http://www.last.fm/user/1eiht7/ on my Last.fm profile.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: BK LOC
Date: Jan 11 2007 11:05 PM


Ill answer ur question in person if u dare come here den ull find out kid, dat Ill make sure of,,,,,,,and if u just took a closer look at yo self ull realize dat u a white eminem lookin azz bitCh,,,u probebly listin 2 da t foo also,,,,but if u wanna find out if Imma BitCh killa I would really be happy 2 show u in person,,,,,dat is if u gotZ dem balls,,,,,2 find out,,,,and da Commaz is foe every slobKZ die´n I can put out one mo comma if u just came And saw Crippin terin yo head off,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,BK fa real

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Michel
Date: Jan 10 2007 4:48 AM


Dude, you never fired a gun (otherwise you would have answer the question directly, right?), you have never killed a Blood either, nor anyone else (have you?) and you're still talking about being born with a gun and killing people. How on Earth could anyone take you seriously, I mean, do you realize how retarded you make yourself sound?

Oh and just being curious, I can understand that the intentional typos and grammatical mistakes can sound cool to you, but what's that thing you got with all these commas?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: BK LOC
Date: Jan 10 2007 9:20 PM


If u came maybe u.ll find out like I said *I waz born wit one not like u seen one on television,,,hahahah and if u came u would find if dead really waz da caSe,,,,,,BK bitCh killa,,,,,,,,,,,if ur a bitCh den Ill kill u in a SeC,,,,,,,,witout hezitation,,,,,,,,ya feel,,,,,,,,

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Michel
Date: Jan 9 2007 1:46 AM


What, are you retarded? A AK is a gun, I said gun, not handgun. I however love the way you avoid answering the question. Have you yes or no ever fired a firearm? And why are you laughin at handguns, you carry an AK-47 in your pants maybe? In case you're not aware, actual Crips carry handguns for obvious concealability reasons.

By the way, if you're not the joke I think you are, and since you gotta put the letters BK in everything you said, ever actually murdered a Blood? I already know the answer but I wanna hear it from you.

----------------- Original Email -----------------
De : BK LOC
Date : Jan 9 2007 6:29 PM


hahahah a Gun,, look here u eminem lookalike azzhole,,,,Im frum IRAN and born wit a AK kid ,,,and u talkin bout a gun,,,,hahahahahahahahahahaha look stop this nonsence,,,,,,,,come 2 denmark and find out foe yo self,,,,,,,,no foolin around,,,,,,,,,but cant promise u dat u would live through it,,,,,,but if u wanna find out den there is pnly one way,,,,,,,,come,,,,,,,kid,,,,,,,,,hahahahaha a Gun I cant forget dat shit u just wrote,,,hahahahah nah kid,,,,it u dat havent hold a REAL HEAT in yo life,,,,,,,,,,but dats cool,,,tho it aint every body dat is a man........there gotta be room foe ChiCCs 2,,,,,,,,,,,,,hahahahahahahah

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Michel
Date: Jan 8 2007 5:25 AM


hahahaha sorry but that's too hilarious to be credible. have you even ever shot a gun of your life (and I'm not talking about the kind you use to hunt deer)? lol, dannish crips, gimme a break, it's too friggin funny. You might fool yourself and some clueless americans but you ain't foolin me.

----------------- Original Email -----------------
De : BK LOC
Date : Jan 8 2007 10:09 PM


come 2 denmark and get killed by sum real Crips ,,,,,,,man,,,,,,,,,fa real Crippin is world wide,,,,,,,,,slim shady,,,,,,,get it str8,,,loC dem red werin bitCezz die on sight when they bmeet Crippin,,,,,foe sho come and u would C suM CripS dat kill SlobKZ,,,,BK dat why *I write this shit Cuz there Are CyCo dueCe Crippin,,,,,ya feel,,,,

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Michel
Date: Jan 6 2007 10:22 PM


wtf dude, why are you talking about that crip and blood killer shit if you're from denmark? ain't no fucking crips in denmark man.
Wednesday, December 13, 2006 

Category: Writing and Poetry
I started keeping track of the new english words as I learnt them over 1 year ago. I don't remember the meaning of them all, maybe only of two third of them, however this list doesn't include the words I learnt progressively by deducing their meaning or anything.

I know, lots of them are anatomy or sex-related words (yup, gluteus maximus means butt and penectomy means cutting your dick off)

Nov 23, 2006 : heckler
Nov 22, 2006 : spleen
Nov 18, 2006 : deuce
Nov 9, 2006 : haggling
Nov 3, 2006 : perky
Oct 30, 2006 : mimicry, rote learning
Oct 23, 2006 : sledder
Oct 20, 2006 : rimjob
Oct 19, 2006 : strafing
Oct 16, 2006 : hickie
Oct 12, 2006 : bogeyman
Oct 5, 2006 : drunkard
Oct 4, 2006 : vainglorious
Oct 2, 2006 : to caulk
Sep 27, 2006 : newt
Sep 25, 2006 : procrastinate
Sep 22, 2006 : hen
Aug 27, 2006 : oblivion
Aug 23, 2006 : to pluck
Aug 22, 2006 : teledildonics
Aug 20, 2006 : whiplash
Aug 16, 2006 : penectomy
Aug 13, 2006 : oftentimes
Aug 6, 2006 : to insulate
Aug 4, 2006 : bulge
Jul 30, 2006 : grief
Jul 26, 2006 : strep throat
Jul 20, 2006 : jism
Jul 17, 2006 : apastron, periastron
Jul 13, 2006 : inane
Jul 9, 2006 : to clutch
Jul 4, 2006 : recumbent bicycle
Jun 24, 2006 : hadron
Jun 23, 2006 : moose, folly, drought, hedonism
Jun 17, 2006 : serendipity, Hiberno-English, to spite
Jun 11, 2006 : to divest, wereshark
Jun 4, 2006 : brass knuckles
May 25, 2006 : moonshine, belgian waffles
May 23, 2006 : hubris
May 14, 2006 : sideburns
Apr 27, 2006 : scallop
Apr 26, 2006 : wig, weave, ogle
Apr 23, 2006 : conceited
Apr 16, 2006 : cutlass, grudge
Mar 27, 2006 : stag
Mar 25, 2006 : bollocks
Feb 26, 2006 : homecoming, tuxedo
Feb 23, 2006 : to fiddle
Feb 21, 2006 : ground beef
Feb 20, 2006 : thaw
Feb 18, 2006 : crate
Feb 15, 2006 : claw
Feb 14, 2006 : tame
Feb 7, 2006 : ramble, tantrum
Feb 5, 2006 : painstakingly
Feb 2, 2006 : warrant, twilight
Jan 31, 2006 : cleavage
Jan 25, 2006 : surreptitiously
Jan 21, 2006 : truce
Jan 14, 2006 : vulture
Jan 13 (Friday), 2006 : jinx, jock
Jan 6, 2006 : joint (year)
Jan 2, 2006 : feud, tucking
Jan 1, 2006 : drooling
Dec 31, 2005 : gluteus maximus
Dec 18, 2005 : fluff
Dec 15, 2005 : clod, tusk, warthog
Dec 10, 2005 : swarm
Nov 24, 2005 : injun
Nov 23, 2005 : scorn
Nov 17, 2005 : stochastic, shin
Nov 15, 2005 : shallow
Nov 12, 2005 : icky, gig
Nov 10, 2005 : crotch
Nov 5, 2005 : nookie
Nov 2, 2005 : crutch, expedient, rut
Nov 1, 2005 : fence, stir
Oct 31, 2005 : threads
Oct 29, 2005 : dilation, permafrost
Oct 20, 2005 : buttocks
Oct 4, 2005 : squirrel

How many of you knew what teledildonics meant, uh?
Sunday, April 09, 2006 

Current mood:  silly
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Crap, my speech recognition system doesn't work very good, as you can see. lol, silly me, I have too much spare time. If you don't get it, have someone reading it for you and listen.