Dear people persons,


Here's what I'm thinking . . . what we do involves numbers, but not knowing that makes things a whole lot easier.  For it is in the forgetting of numbers that one brings the unencumbered relevance of interactive symbolism upon the concepts deduced from the placated assumptions of post modern nomenclature. These studies often find more questions than peanut butter.  More banks than salad dressing and more copper tubing than the 1957 World Series of Drain Snaking.  Many people come to me and they say "Hey, what kind of band is it you want to see?".  I tell them, I just want to see a band that knows the importance of singing songs about driving cars on two wheels and one that will inspire me to not get a job.  A band that can have me hypnotized before they take me home, but when we get there they say "where do you think you're going?".  One that will peel me a grape and then play a song on banjo.  Are these unreasonable requests?  We think not.  But then again, we must always run it through our final scientific evaluation . . . What would Jimi do?  



Jimi would rock.  Here's the info:




Saturday April 18, 2009 - 8:00 PM - ALL AGES

at The Knitting Factory - 7021 Hollywood Blvd., Los Angeles CA 90028

Cost: $8 - Doors at 8pm


 
$8 cover, all ages


 
8:30 The Ex-Gentlemen

9:15 5 Days Dirty

10:00 Underwater City People

10:45 SILVER NEEDLE

11:30 The Rainman Suite





Faux scientifically yours,

Jonny Underwater



P.S.  Go Caps!






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Hey all,



IT"S CELESTE's BIRTHDAY!!!



Come celebrate with us at the old towne pub. I have no idea how old she is, but I figure she's probably in about the 21st grade. Do you remember your first birthday? I think i do. It was very traumatic, but I was ready on day one; just like our funky new president.




THIS SUNDAY - Jan. 25, 2009


Celeste’s Bday Show at Old Towne Pub!!!

66 N. Fair Oaks Ave, Pasadena, California 91103

Enter through alley off of Holly St. This will be an early show since it’s a school nite!



Get Set Go 9-9:30


Underwater City People 9:45-10:15


Silver Needle 10:30-11


Heart of Gold 11:15-11:45




I think it's a free show.



Jon



P.S. We're all Americans now.

Sorry for the last minute notice. We're playing a lo key show tonight with the Powercords and Get Set Go to send Sarah (Mike TV's honey) off to Berkeley; in style . . . pasadena style. Sarah has been one of our all time closest friends and also seems to like our band too. So come hang out and give her a big bon voyage: Sarah’s Going Away Partay Jan. 11, 2009 at Old Towne Pub - 66 Fair Oaks, Pasadena, California Cost: I don't know . . . maybe free? 9:00 Underwater City People 10:00 The Power Cords 11:00 Get Set Go See you there, Jon

Dear Congress,

Bail out the music business. I think we'll only need a couple hundred billion. We'll split it amongst ourselves. No oversight needed.
We'll make a football out of it and go for a long bomb, cause mama said Kibitz you out. I'll buy up some judges around town, get myself selected as viceroy. Then I'll make you smell the glove, stonehenge style, cause I go to eleven and just want to make some eardrums bleed.


TUESDAY NIGHT Sept.
30, 2008

Kibitz Room at Canter's Deli

419 N. Fairfax Ave.
Hollywood, CA 90036

FREE - just like you like your MTV

10pm - an Acoustic Act
10:45 - Automatic Music Explosion
11:30 Underwater City People



This is our only booked show, so show, we miss you!

UCP

Dear Summer,



I just want to have fun. Maybe go tubing. Maybe see how the other third lives. I want a new drug. One that does what it should. I want to drive my car on two wheels while it's still legal. I want my MTV to play videos again. I want to chew tobacco and spit on cars from the overpass. I want everyone to just get along. I want a lot of money. I want to feed the giraffes at a wild animal park. I want to give Julie a hickey.



Come tonight and see our good friends the Shortcuts from Minneapolis!!!






TONIGHT Fri. June 20, 2008

Mr. T's Bowl

5621 1/2 N Figueroa St, Los Angeles, California 90042



9pm DOORS OPEN

TBD - Power Cords Cancelled 9:15-9:45

Silver needle- 10-10:30

The Shortcuts 10:45-11:15

Pussy cow-11:30-12

UCP 12:15-12:45





This is our only booked show, so come.

Love,


UCP