A lot of work went into sprucing up your friendly neighborhood Jews at Sea MySpace page this weekend, including but not limited to adding a video player for deleted scenes, which there will be more of very soon. Enjoy!

Didn't think there'd still be any tough exclusions to make with a top 40. Wrong!

Wow...1000 friends. Never thought we could come so far, but here we are, and what is there to say but dreams really do come true! And as it turns out, friend number 1000 ended up being none other than Mr. Grip Johnson, the master porn craftsman himself! This is truly outstanding, folks, can't thank you enough. To Grip, it is an honor to be graced with your friendship, and to all the rest of you, yes, "Jews at Sea" really will come out as a finished product some day; it's not just some complete figment of Peter Warren's f'd-up imagination. Scout's honor. 'Til then...keep the mishegoss alive! 

Figured, why not? If you don't like it, you can always just send it back.

Jews at Sea currently has 911 friends. Should this be a cause of concern? Or one of celebration for having reached a somewhat respectable friend count? Or something totally meaningless that shouldn't even register on my radar at all? Uh... that's all.

Pete

Things are starting to brew with my little movie, I'm stoked to say. I recently was fortunate enough to make the acquaintance of Mr. Anthony Tedesco, a veteran moviemaker who has signed on as Associate Producer of Jews at Sea. Anthony is massively enthusiastic about the movie, and with his help, I've already made a major step toward getting international, cable and satellite distribution.

What's more, though, we've begun talks for Rotoscoping Jews at Sea — the process used in the Richard Linklater films Waking Life and A Scanner Darkly. This is a prospect I think could push it to a level I've never even imagined....

Thanks for your continued support, everyone, and I'll keep you posted on any further exciting developments.

Pete

OK, so maybe Hitler is the antithesis of a Jew, but in this video, he does say he's now "down with the Jews." In any event, we're down with this:

Bubbah, Gene and Aunt Merryl break out in dance to a live medley of disco tunes in this gem from the original cut.

YOU'VE BEEN
JEW SLAPPED!
Welcome to the shameless Jews at Sea viral marketing scheme. All you gots to do is copy the code below and paste it as a comment on a friend's page or send it in a message. It's called a Jew Slap. Go ahead and dish one out ... it's better than nova lox.

<center><img src="http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w246/thepetemeister/jewish.gif"><br><br><font size="24">YOU'VE BEEN<br>JEW SLAPPED!</font size><br>(courtesy of <a href="http://www.myspace.com/jewsatsea" target="new"><i>Jews at Sea</i></a>)<br>Click <a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vYmxvZy5teXNwYWNlLmNvbS9pbmRleC5jZm0/ZnVzZWFjdGlvbj1ibG9nLnZpZXcmZnJpZW5kSUQ9MzExODI0Njk5JmJsb2dJRD00MzkxNTcxODI=" target="new">here</a> to get the code.</center>

Yes, the great and awesome Jonni Darkko, director of many a porn masterpiece, has lent some of his fine original tunage to this here motion picture known as Jews at Sea. It is an honor and a thing of supreme awesomeness. It also happens to have cranked up the laugh riot level considerably in a couple spots. But you'll just have to wait to see how ...