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Last Updated: 11/17/2009

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City: Mpls
State: Minnesota
Country: US
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Monday, October 26, 2009 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Here is the first review of our movie!
-Thank you, (with a big red nose) FREAK TENSION for the fantastic observations in regard to the movie!

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 Review: Klownboy Circus of Gore

October 25, 2009

 Do you ever find yourself sitting around, watching the Toxic Avenger, thinking that nobody is making good cult movies anymore? I mean, sure, Lloyd Kaufman is still around. Charles Band. John Waters. All the old guys are still doing their thing, and there are a lot of people out there making copies of the shit these guys were doing decades ago, but where are the cult movies of the 2000s? Yeah, there’s some neat stuff coming out of Japan, but what about the United States? I caught the premiere of Klownboy Circus of Gore last night at the Riverview Theater and found an answer to that question. Check this out:



 Klownboy is the epic and tragic saga of a confused clown who is just trying to get through life without the people around him sucking all of the fun out of him. Of course, his idea of fun is biting old ladies at the liquor store, fucking corpses that he finds in the woods and rocking out to Impaler, but that’s neither here nor there.

Two impressive feats that should be pointed out. First, the character of Klownboy is much stronger than you’d expect to find in this sort of movie. His shifts from pathetic sniveling to violent dementia hold every disjointed and delirous scene together.

Second, the special effects are fucking weird. There’s no other way to explain it. They may seem obviously fake at times, but they’re used in such a way that they still manage to accomplish gross-outs effectively. It’s not even that they look fake, it’s that they look bizarre and cartoonish. They are so over the top that it keeps eyes glued to the screen, wondering what the fuck is going to happen next.

I seriously hope Troma or somebody picks this up and puts it out on DVD so the world can experience this insanity.
Currently listening:
Circus Clown Calliope
By Verne Langdon
Release date: 1999-10-26
Thursday, October 22, 2009 
Tuesday, October 13, 2009 

Current mood:  eccentric
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

Bizarro Trailer for Klownboy Circus of Gore

 Every so often we here at Dread Central receive word about a movie that leaves us a bit on the speechless side. Such a film is Klownboy Circus of Gore, described to us as "the craziest, most gory, unique and horrible circus film of the year!" I was not aware there were other gory, unique, and horrible circus films in the running for that title this year.
The following press release arrived in my mailbox today:

Full Blast Entertainment presents the premiere of KLOWNBOY CIRCUS OF GORE !!!
See the fantastic and shocking motion picture KLOWNBOY CIRCUS OF GORE at the beautiful Riverview Theater!
WHEN: Saturday, Oct. 24th 2009 - 11:30pm
WHERE: Riverview Theater - 3800 42nd Avenue South, Minneapolis, MN 55406
HOW MUCH: $7.00

Special musical guests MOMMY S3Z NO! Raffle Prizes! Unique items for sale, and more! Directed by Pasquale Pilla. Produced by Mike Etoll.  For fans of HORROR, GORE, CLOWNS and EXTREME WEIRDNESS!

Please visit here for trailers, documentaries and more!
So I went to the YouTube channel and took in the trailer for Klownboy Circus of Gore and... Did you notice how that press release failed to include a plot synopsis? Not one in the entire email either. After watching the trailer, I'm still not at all sure what the movie is about. I've got an idea: You watch the trailer and then tell me.


Wednesday, September 02, 2009 
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 

Current mood:  cheerful
Category: Art and Photography
Ninotchka14... my goodness...disgusting!!!

retroqueen... Is that Lung Leg as the bartender??

tomviolenceisadream... sheet! wtf was that, i think i just shouldn..t do it.

Leemondus... Holy fuckbubbles that's gross.

jumbyboy... that's fucking hot, man.

the13green... long live Lung Leg

beketaten... HAHAHH WHAT THE FUCK. Oh, Lung Leg.

kenny4life07... Whoah wasnt this movie banned?

pantariste... awesome!!! O_o

LLentium... hooray!

CINDYGINGER... I must find this shit...FUCKING RULE!!!

lostcambion... Lung Leg

diamondcampfilms... Right up our alley here at Diamondcamp Films. Great job! Can't wait to see the whole thing!

Charles1772... Was that fat guy Peter Davis?
    mjemovies... why yes, it was pete davis!

MRBLuD... this=kickass

deperer... where is Lung leg in this trailer? I know she used to be a cool cult figure in the mid 1980's before she disappeared. I think shes great in the sonic youth - death valley 69 music vid. But who is she in this trailer?
 
atakra... It looks like she may be the bartender... But the clip is so quick, I can't be sure.

nordrassil1... LMFAO! Lung Leg is my AUNT! I'm not joking!

CircusOfHeaven... this is so lame

wearefireworks... lung leg is fat now?

lacarito79... Y yo pensé que vacaciones de terror era chafa. Que cosa tan nefasta, esto de la advertencia al principio es broma verdad? porque esto es de risa

patchesandgretchen... Wow! that was fantastic! what great talent! i love this, and will watch it again! very artistic and original! A+

MichaelJefferson44... this is the coolest thing ive ever seen

megdaless... Wtf? That was the fucking stupidest shit i've ever seen?!

BrettOG... what a goddamn mess...

jeffgent... Is there some government program that gives cameras to retards??

subsamadhi... yeah, really is this scary to anyone? This makes Troma movies look high budget and sophisticated.

DrRazorblade... I need this

FROMOUTHERE... anyone who says this is good is just faking it so people will think they are underground. its not good. its stupid. thats it and thats all.

byronbenoit12... lol wtf.

beg102... That's a small clip from the rare and canceled version of "my little pony" video that Zakk Wylde did....back in the day. What? You thought I was serious?
Tuesday, July 07, 2009 

Current mood:  creative
Category: Music
Currently listening:
Rock 'n' Roll
By John Lennon
Release date: 2004-11-02
Tuesday, April 21, 2009 

Category: Pets and Animals
The Easy Guide To Breeding your Own
Maggots

You will need:
1. An old biscuit tin, or a similar container with quarter-sized holes cut into the lid

2. Meat for the flies to lay their eggs on - beef hearts are ideal.

3. Newspaper

4. Sawdust


Method:

Locate a privately owned butcher shop.  Large chain-style grocery stores do not usually butcher meat on site, but small family owned shops do.

Once you have obtained the beef hearts, Put them into the container and secure the lid. Place the container somewhere cool and dark (flies lay their eggs in the dark) Check the container after 2 to 3 days
and hopefully you should have a couple of silver dollar size patches of eggs  that are clearly visible on the surface of the meat.

Wrap the meat in newspaper to suppress the smell, and to prevent the flies from laying more eggs. The waste produced by the maggots will give off ammonia, although with this method, you can only smell the 'maggot farm' when you get within a couple of feet of it.

Unwrap the meat every couple of days to check the progress of your maggots. Within a week you should have at least a pint of maggots ready for their close-ups!

The meat will have almost completely rotted away at this
stage. Transfer the maggots to a new container containing sawdust.

If you keep the maggots refrigerated
after breeding, they will last at least two weeks without any deterioration - remember to shake the container every other day to warm the maggots and to keep them active.

I Ain't gonna work on Maggot's Farm no more!
I used an old fence stain container with seven holes cut into the lid. Make sure that it's a tight
fitting lid to keep hungry cats away!


One Third of a Beef Heart
(Beef Hearts are normally about 2lbs in weight, & I've found that by cutting one into three parts & freezing the other two thirds, you get enough to breed three pints of maggots.)

Transfer maggots to sawdust bedding.

Currently listening:
Trout Mask Replica
By Captain Beefheart
Release date: 1990-10-25
Thursday, December 25, 2008 

Current mood:  awake
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
I've uploaded 40 new screen captures from CLOWN MUSEUM OF THE DAMNED included in the slide show featured below.

I have almost finished editing, and hope to screen this avant-guard monster-piece at
Tromadance 2009 in Park City, Utah Jan 20th through the 23rd!

This offbeat short film, full of gruesome surprises and lurid images was inspired by nightmares, low-budget hangovers, the work of William M. Gains, and various practices of pre-modern spiritualism.

CLOWN MUSEUM OF THE DAMNED was shot in Minneapolis, Milwaukee, and beautiful scenic Indianapolis, Indiana! The film stars Mark Borchardt, Lloyd Kaufman, and many others! Featuring audio tape-loops courtesy of
Richard Foreman!



- Jon Springer's THE HAGSTONE DEMON is now an
official film selection of TROMADANCE 2009! See the trailer here.
Currently listening:
The Tomita Planets
By Tomita
Release date: 1991-02-15
Wednesday, November 12, 2008 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

Currently listening:
Earthquake Glue
By Guided By Voices
Release date: 2003-08-19
Thursday, August 14, 2008 

Current mood:Deep-fried!
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities



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Currently watching:
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
Release date: 2008-10-28