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City: RICHMOND
State: Virginia
Country: US
Signup Date: 10/4/2005

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Thursday, August 27, 2009 

Current mood:  rejuvenated
Category: Music
The Sort has not played a show since November.  We finally have a complete band again.  We are going back into the world as a 4-piece.  We have new material which has propelled us into a slightly different direction.  We should have some demos up soon as we prepare for the proper recording of all of the new songs. A new record to follow.  Our calendar will actually have shows on it soon as well.  See you soon.  Clark
Sunday, January 11, 2009 
Hi all,
    Just wanted to write a quick note and let you know that we found Sort bassist Version 2.0, Erik Kutzler. Erik just moved to RVA from Orange County, CA, and we look forward to rocking with him.

We need an awesome drummer to complete our "family", and then we're coming to rock your town.

Xo,
Lauralam
Tuesday, November 04, 2008 

In the coming month/s we will be actively searching for able musicians to fill the empty spots. These are big shoes to fill, and getting them filled will likely be no easy task. As of now, we are looking only for a drummer and a bassist – a second guitarist will be considered only after we have a drummer and bassist in place. This is very preliminary, but we have several reasonably easy-to-meet requirements.  We are an equal opportunity, non-pretentious, rock band, and would love to see some girls show interest too!

 

1. This is not currently a band that provides ANYBODY with supplemental income. All money made by The Sort is deposited into a account and used only for band expenses – gas, hotels if needed, t-shirts, repaying the outstanding album debt, etc. No members are "paid out" after shows, at least not yet! We'd like to get there, but it requires work on everyone's part!

 

2. You may be required to spring for a tank of gas at some point. Should the band account lack funds, all expenses are divided equally. Practice space rent will be divided four ways. If you've been in a band before, you know that there are sometimes small expenses, most of which we hope to avoid by playing shows and selling merch. We're not "hiring" a bandmate -- we're looking for the rest of our family!

 

3. Have you own equipment, be able to play your instrument well, be in it to have a good time. Being able to sing backing vocals is a HUGE PLUS! We have a quite a few of them.

 

4. IMPORTANT – We are looking for musicians who can dedicate at least TWO(2) full weekends per month to playing shows in or out of town. A weekend = Friday night, Saturday night, and enough time on Sunday to allow a drive back from out of town, ie we won't drive back on Saturday night unless there's an emergency. Also, I require time to book, so I will need to know at least a month and ½ in advance what weekends you can travel on.  Number 4 is THE MOST IMPORTANT REQUIREMENT.

 

5. Be at least 21 unless you're a prodigy.

 

6. Clark and I write the music. We write at home, and bring rough demos  into practice. There is plenty of room for your creative input regarding what you play to the core song. Clark will usually have a sketch drum beat and bass line, but these are not the final word. Your ideas are encouraged (though not required), and we can settle any disputes democratically.

 

7. You must live in or around the Richmond area (20 miles), have transportation, and be available to practice at 1-2 nights per week.  

 

There are many more things we could discuss, but we can talk about everything  when we meet! If you're interested e-mail me at lauralam@thesortmusic.com or post here and include a link to a myspace page (or other place we can hear music you've played on), information about your music history/skill, and anything else you wish to include. If you seem like you've got it all together and can reasonably meet the above requirements, we will give you a couple songs to learn, find a time to meet up, chat, and play the songs.


This is neither a business venture nor an art project -- it's a little bit of both, and we do it for the love of it, but also take it very seriously!

 

Thanks for bearing with my insanely long blog! Love,

Lauralam

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 

Hello friends!

I wanted to take a moment to update everyone on the goings-on of The Sort. We are currently going through a major transformation, and have lost several members. Jon Bone, Briant Murphy, and Steve Burner will no longer be playing with us. They all have exciting new developments in their respective lives that don't allow much time for playing shows, and we wish them every success. Briant is getting married this winter to a beautiful, intelligent woman. Steve has two little boys that need his fatherly lovin', and Jon has accepted a promotion that will take him up to Northern Virginia. We love the guys like family and will miss them very much. They are awesome guys and I'm started to getting all watery now so I'm going to stop.

 

So, in case you haven't already done the math, that leaves just Clark and I. It's a huge development I know, but we hope and plan to have The Sort back up and running like the well-oiled machine we know it can be by mid-late January.

 


Tuesday, October 21, 2008 
Hosted By: The Sort (on itunes!)
When: Saturday Oct 25, 2008
at 10:30 PM
Where Wonderland
1727 East Main Street
Richmond, Virginia|47 23219
United States
Description:
The Sort (on itunes!)

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Sunday, October 12, 2008 
Please pop on over to the following website, and vote for our album "Resentment, Despair, and Other Amusements" for album of the year, that is, if you've heard it. If not, vote anyway, because you should have heard it. Click the below link and scroll to the bottom of the page to see the voting.

CLICK HERE TO VOTE!!

No signing up or registering is required --  just select our album and click VOTE.
Xo,

Lauralam
Saturday, July 26, 2008 
Please go check out our review in High Voltage Magazine, and leave a comment on their site!

Lauralam

The Sort review/ High Voltage Magazine
Friday, April 11, 2008 

Today, Brick Weekly featured The Sort on the cover! We look quite mean, but I assure you my mates are NOT mean, and I'm only mean at work*. Pick up a copy at pretty much any awesome fan bar and let us know what you think. It would mean the world to us if you came to the album release party this Sat Apr 12th at Wonderland (1727 E. Main St.) Also, today is my birthday! I went to a metal show! Love Lauralam.

*Unfortunately, I do not make my living from music yet, but rather, from tips.

PS- I am  not telling you how old I am!! :)

Monday, March 17, 2008 
Hosted By: The Sort
When: Saturday Apr 12, 2008
at 10:00 PM
Where: Wonderland
1727 E. Main Street
Richmond, Virginia|47 23219
United States
Description:
The Sort

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 
Hosted By: The Sort
When: Saturday Apr 12, 2008
at 10:00 PM
Where: Wonderland
1727 E. Main Street
Richmond, Virginia|47 23219
United States
Description:
The Sort

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