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John Morris


Last Updated: 8/10/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 23
Sign: Leo

City: Mckinney
State: Texas
Country: US
Signup Date: 10/11/2005

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 

Current mood:nirvana best time of my work life
Category: Automotive

Why can't this happen to me....I've inspected Porcshe Carrea Gt the v-10 rear motor rear wheel drive car with 8.6 kilometers on the whole car........a shelby gt kick car with a wanna-be motor.... ferraris (plural)....'72 mustang mach 1 last year of the fastback but never ever have i had this kinda luck..........i wish i was my long hair co-worker Billy some know him as Ron but he had a 1968 Charger, Dodge Challenger with the big block Hemi, and a 1965 fully restored 5 miles on the car 1965 ford mustang convertible with the original rebuilt of couse v-6 (that was the second year the mustang was produced) ....What makes me invious is the fact he not only inspected it was that he got to test drive it and drive them how they were supposed to be driven (throttle all the way open)..... anyways he said the best ride was the challenger I.E. a rare camoditi speaking a chrome headlight ring costs as much as a 20 inch rim ohh yea the stock crate motor is 25 grand easy... not including the tranny mods like the 6 speed auto with overdrive they stabbed into the mother-fucker....but the challenger i would sell my nuts and dick to a dike that wants them to drive that car....he said the car pulled no matter what the motor was doing....almost like turbo throws you back and you can feel it in your soul... but naturally asperated....hey what can i say when i regretably formally worked at the next level (it was a chop shop) i quit after i found out...got to drive a 1985 Mustang 5.0 with mistubishis custom burnt orange paint fiber glass doors hood and hatch lid fully built motor and when i first got into it it breaks sideways at 1/4 throttle and at 60 in 5th it will still go sideways on the highway if you open her up...but the owner didn't know what he had...all he could see was $ $ in his eyes after mike sprayed the paint and i restored the interior....it brings a tear to my when he sold it..(whimpering for 15 minutes)..........he sold it to a lady for her husbands 40 birthday party...(completely bailing my eyes out now but)....the guy can't drive a stick... i had to put it in the garage for her so he couldn't see it...she said it wouldn't get out of the garage until they moved or sold it....she said she would let me take it out every once in a while so it would have a few miles on it but instead....(I'm about to shoot myself)  i got to teach the idiot of a husband to drive a stick....he was good but couldn't really how can you say it yea not go sideways in first it was completely impossible for him.... 2 weeks later wrapped the passenger side around a electrical pole in the rain..... thats what you get for a beast like that and not being able to know your limits as a driver and go 35 north in the rain drunk and not knowing that he had drag slicks for track and completely dry use only...actually mickeys with about 2 passes when he bought the car.....wish i was rich not just a racer for now but............i only got picks of the convertible stang but i got some of the chargers rubber he left behind in our parking lot... i collect wierd shit... heres the pics or url because i can't get them to show up on my blogs but i wish i had pictures of the challenger i wish i had 165,000 dollars to buy it

 

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 

Current mood:  pissed off

This is fucked up!!!!!!!

 

 

Guy: "Can we have sex right now?"
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Um.....no."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won' tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.

5 minutes pass.......

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me?"
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.


An hour passes.........
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.


2 months later.........
Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."

The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.......

Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "That's Fucked up"
Guys, if this story touched you, repost it as "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"

Friday, February 24, 2006 

Current mood:  nauseated
A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Thursday, February 02, 2006 

Current mood:  amused
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 165 plepoe on mepysca can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.
Tuesday, November 01, 2005 

Current mood:  pissed off

Just trying out this blog thing but yea earlier today i got my car repoed

the fucking funny part was i stripped all my parts out and got them for sale. i fucked the car up everything was in the car but dash was out of place seats un bolted steering wheel diconnected and shit like that it was hilarious. when the guy came my mom called me and told me that the tow truck driver hurt his head.lmfao he pulled on the steering wheel