I don't hang out on Myspace very often anymore.  There are too many myspace whores...

I've had quite a few nice mails asking me where I am and if I'm okay.  Well to you people, yes!  I'm fantastic!

I've finished university now, and have three more weeks to spend in Scotland before I leave on a jet plane to live with my delicious French Prince in Belle Paris.

I also don't hang out on msn any more either.  It's soooo last year.  No, I'm kidding, I just got into a new online addiction; blogging. 

You can normally find me here at my personal blog:  http://princesseecossaise.blogspot.com

Or here, if you are a romantic you will love this: http://lamourestbeau.wordpress.com

And if you come on over here http://fuelmyblog.blogspot.com you will fnd me along with a whole host of Lovely Lovely Lovely people!

And if you don't fancy visiting, you can get in touch on princesseecossaise@gmail.com

Peace out, take it easy y'all

 MEN ARE LIKE....


  1. Men are like .......Laxatives . They irritate the shit out of you.

  2. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

  3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..

  4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

  5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

  6. Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

  7. Men are like ........ Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

  8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.

  9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

  10. Men are like ....... Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

  11. Men are like .  Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming,
    how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

  12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

  13. Men are like ....... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

1. Only in Scotland...can a pizza get to your house before an ambulance. 

2. Only in Scotland...do supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

3. Only in Scotland...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,and a DIET Irn Bru.

4. Only in Scotland...do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. 

6. 3 Scots die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

8. 58 Scots are injured each year by using sharp knifes as screwdrivers. 

10. 19 Scots have died in the last 3 years believing that all Christmas decorations were made of chocolate.

12. 101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of there feet.

14. A massive 543 Scots were admitted into A & E in the last two years after opening beer bottles with their teeth.

16. And finally ........In 2000 80 Scots cracked their skulls while throwing up into the toilet

Recieved this in an e-mail...quite amusing.

I think the life cycle is all backwards

You should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then
when you start work, you get a gold wat ch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every
day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case. 

 

IF I KNEW

If I knew it would be the last time
That I'd see you fall asleep,
I would tuck you in more tightly
and pray the Lord, your soul to keep.

If I knew it would be the last time
that I see you walk out the door,
I would give you a hug and kiss
and call you back for one more

If I knew it would be the last time
I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, 

I would record each action and word,
so I could play them back day after day.

If I knew it would be the last time,
I could spare an extra minute
to stop and say "I love you,"
instead of assuming you would KNOW I do.

If I knew it would be the last time
I would be there to share your day,
Well I'm sure you'll have so many more,
so I can let just this one slip away.

For surely there's always tomorrow
to make up for an oversight,
and we always get a second chance
to make everything just right.

There willl always be another day
to say "I love you,"
And certainly there's another chance
to say  "Is there anything I can do?"

But just in case I might be wrong,
and today is all I get,
I'd like to say how much I love you
and I hope we never forget.

Tomorrow is not promised to anyone,
young or old alike,
And today may be the last chance
you get to hold your loved one tight.

So if you're waiting for tomorrow,
why not do it today?
For if tomorrow never comes,
you'll surely regret the day,

That you didn't take that extra time
for a smile, a hug, or a kiss
and you were too busy to grant someone,
what turned out to be their one last wish.

So hold your loved ones close today,
and whisper in their ear,
Tell them how much you love them
and that you'll always hold them dear

Take time to say "I'm sorry,"
"Please forgive me," "Thank you," or "It's okay."
And if tomorrow never comes,
you'll have no regrets about today.

Ok folks...here's a question for you to ponder.

Why the hell do we live in a society that is obsessed with looks, with money, with popularity, with coolness, with everything that doesn't really matter in the long run? 

I need to get away from this place where people feel the need to look a certain way and act a certain way...even think a certain way.  You see those people out on the street dressed differently, do they really dress that way because it's who they really are? Or is it all a front?

Tonight, I went to eat in a restaurant with my mum.  We sat down with a glass of wine each and waited for our meal.  Next to us there was a couple.  The man was very thin - too thin, weedy and a bit of a geek.  On the contrary the woman was blonde, tall, dressed to flatter her figure and had an amazingly stunning face.  She was gorgeous.

Oh, did I mention she was about 4 stone overweight?

Anyway, me and mum were chatting away when we happened to overhear their conversation...not that we are nosy or anything...

So it seems like the couple were on maybe their fifth, sixth date, it all seemed a bit polite and flirty.  Well anyway the guy said to the woman how he had really enjoyed all of their previous dates but unfortunatley he did not want to take it any further and didn't want to hurt her but he felt she wasn't his 'type'.  The woman smiled at him, bit into her burger, chewed for a bit and then said 'it's because of my weight isn't it?' The guy looked shocked for a bit but it seemed he couldn't hide the truth and he nodded.  He said to her that he'd never been with such a large woman before and he preferred petite girls.  He said that he loved to be with her and spend time with her but he couldn't find her body attractive even if he wanted to.  She told him she was losing the weight to be more healthy.  He looked at the burger on her plate.  She shrugged.  Then, she told him 'thankyou for being so honest and showing me how shallow you are before I fell in love with you.  I know I'm overweight and i'm losing it, but not for anyone else, just for me - for my own health and wellbeing.  Not for you, not to attract men, but for me.'

And with that she stood up, put some money on the table and walked out.  She didn't storm out, she smiled and just left with dignity.

My point is, why isn't the world full of more people like this woman?  She knows what she wants, she knows how to be herself, she knows who she is and she's obviously not afraid to show it.  An independant woman who won't change who she is for anyone else.  What an inspiration.

To this woman, I salute you.  You are an inspiration to everyone out there.  Not just people who are overweight, but everyone. Because everyone has something about them that is seen as a 'flaw'.  But this woman, and now I, realise that these flaws are not as they seem.  They make us different.  Special.  And isn't that what everyone wants to be?

Why can't the media pay more attention to what's inside rather than what is outside? 

Looks are not important. 

Money is not important. 

Health is important. 

Happiness is important. 

Love is important.

We all know it, I'm not the first person to say it and I won't be the last.  

On the quest to become more knowledgeable about this odd life and weird world we live in today, some of life's unanswered questions have been bothering me.   

Here are just a few...if you have the answers - mail me

Assuming Adam and Eve existed...well isn't there incest involved there? I mean if they had kids then there was no one else around to have kids to be with adam or eve junior so ... yes i do believe that's incest.

Is a bar of soap not quite dirty since everyone's dirty hands have touched it?

Does a baby think? If so, how? Since they don't know how to talk how can they think? And if they can't think then how do they learn?

After heat has killed bad germs, where do they go? Obviously not in heaven, since they've been bad. Surely they can't go to hell, wouldn't the heat kill them again?

How do barcodes work?

If mirrors need light to work, what would happen if someone put on night vision goggles and looked into the mirror?

Do Birds Fly?  Or do we just move?

On 'Countdown' why do they only ever use one side of the clock? And how is it that it's back to the 12 o'clock all of a sudden? Who winds it back?  Or do they wind it forward? Is the other side of that clock ever used? And if not...why is it a full clock??

What does the other side of my belly button look like?  I wonder if Adam and Eve had belly buttons..or maybe if they didn't then did they have just a long horrible umbilical cord? Who's idea was it to cut off the umbilical cord in the first place?

Who invents words and who decides what words are worthy of going in the dictionary?

Why..Why...WHY do leap years exist?

Is there another word for 'thesaurus'?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes then why are there still monkeys and apes?

Why is there an 's' in the word lisp?

Is your idea of the colour red the same shade as mine?

hrmmm