Hello beautiful people,
Twice now we have lost a large portion of our 'friends' from myspace. This last time our entire contact list was wiped out! So, sadly, we have 0 friends at the moment. It's quite lonely over here in friendless land, though we must say, also quite peaceful. So, one of two things happened: computer glitch or sabotage. Let's hope it's the former. We just wanted to let everyone know that we didn't intentionally delete you. Even if we have beef with you, we still have love for you. If you have a moment and feel so inclined, drop us a friend request. Because it would take an obscene amount of time for us to send requests to all nine of our previous friends.

Regards,
Starline Theorie