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Laura Jordan


Last Updated: 12/29/2009

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Gender: Female
Status: Married
Age: 28
Sign: Capricorn

City: Edina
State: Minnesota
Country: US
Signup Date: 8/23/2004

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Tuesday, January 30, 2007 

I am never having children. This is a FACT. I could sit here and list off the hundreds of reasons that I refuse to breed. But this blog entry is not about my decision against having children. It is about those who have made the choice to have children. Between their long hours at work, and upper class friends children are a grand novelty. To fit into society as an upper class citizen you must have children to stay in the game. These little novelties are actual lives, that have attachment to the missing parents. Traveling the world..calling to say goodnight while dinning on gourmet foods. In all essence they DON'T care about these kids. They put up a great defense whenever questioned about the legitimacy of their parenting. But in all reality...both work to avoid domestic duties. One makes enough money to fuel the household, and keep the other parent at home. Oh no no..that is out of the question..as that would require one to give up their safe haven away from real parenting. There is such controversy over same sex couples parenting..but yet..nothing is said of these rich selfish bastards who pawn off the duties of raising children on their hired help. This is a fucked up world we live in..where it is socially acceptable to pay someone to raise your children..but it is frowned upon when 2 loving people of the same sex, different cultrual background, and different race..want to raise a child the right way. Makes me sick.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006 

Current mood:  contemplative

As I notice people around me marrying off, and waiting to reproduce..I sit and wonder where I went wrong. I desire a career, friends and someone who will stimulate me physically as well as mentally. I just can't fathom settling down with someone, and begining a reproductive frenzy. One day I may take a liking to children(hopefully by then it will be too late to have any), and one day I may get the urge to come home to the same person every night. In the meantime I can not see myself doing anything other than accomplishing MY life's goals. This does not include marrying the first guy I fall for, living off of his income and then making a career out of cleaning shit out of kids hair, and spanking them when they eat my expensive cosmetics. It takes a lot to live that lifestyle..and I give these ladies credit. As for me..I will sit back..sip my latte..throw around a few textbooks in hopes of finding some direction..and then maybe before I fall asleep..I will think about how nice it would be if I could live a productive life that very much included my fav guy in the whole world. (and no..I am not talking god.).

Currently listening:
Mezzanine
By Massive Attack
Release date: 12 May, 1998
Saturday, June 03, 2006 

Current mood:  grateful
Hmm..I don't think so. How can the dog be a man's best friend..when we all know his best friend is his penis??  Quite frankly, I happen to think of the dog as a woman's best friend. Afterall, dogs don't lie, cheat, make you feel like shit and make you think you need them. Instead dogs love you unconditionally, and they are there for you when men aren't. I would have to say Dog: Woman's Best Friend!
Wednesday, March 15, 2006 

Current mood:  gloomy
How much can one person take before falling apart, mentally and emotionally? At what point are the sacrifices no longer worth the headaches? They say you have to give up many things and be willing to change in order to get ahead in life. What are the boundries? When you start to question your self worth, or place in society? How much do you have to sacrifice in order to be where you want to be. At the age of 24 I haven't accomplished any of my goals, and yet I am still giving up everything I believe in to get ahead.
Wednesday, January 04, 2006 

Current mood:  savage

I have had it up to the ying yang with ASSHOLES. It seems that every time I post a blog I have beef with a new fucker. You know, there is an endless supply of losers in the twin cities area. I have personally determined that all the nice/sane/smart/funny/trustworthy/fun guys are taken. I always hear *that's not fair..that's not true*...then I meet yet another asshole. I should start videotaping some of these turds. The stupid things they say/do..the cockiness...the ignorance. I am not perfect..but at least I am honest and upfront. Women have been labeled *game players* for years..but now the tables have turned and men have become the little bitches!

The day I write a semi-positive blog..is the day hell freezes over..or I move to another city.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005 

I was much looking forward to hockey comming back. It is the only sport I enjoy watching. I have been taking advanatge of the free preview of Center Ice...watching as many games as I can when the TV hog isn't around. Here comes the bitching....

FUCKING PENALTIES! All these new rules and regulations are fucking crazy! They might as well change all of the uniforms to differnt shades of pink, and put the players in little personal bubbles. Fuck man, what is this world comming to. Half of the reason I watch hockey is because of the fast paced action and FIGHTS. I am hoping some of these anal calls will die off..it's just fucking pathetic. I want to watch hockey, not figure skating. Gay. Very Gay.

Pretty soon I will have no reason to even turn on the TV.

 

Monday, September 12, 2005 

Current mood:  aggravated

I have met so many in the last little while, that I should be considering lesbienism. I don't know how these guys get through life doing what they do..they make my skin crawl. Don't touch me..don't call me baby..IN FACT..DON'T EVER CALL ME AGAIN..DO ME A FAV. AND FORGET MY # OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

: )

 

Tuesday, July 26, 2005 

Current mood:  ecstatic

Braces are off :) I have teeth again!!!! On to my next venture..yesssssssss.

 

Tuesday, May 17, 2005 

Your ..1 Match: ESTJ

The Guardian You're a natural leader and quick, logical decision maker. Goals are important in your life, and you take many steps to acheive them. You enjoy interacting with others, mostly through work related activities. Your high energy level means you are great at getting things done! You would make a great teacher, judge, or police detective.

Your ..2 Match: ISTJ

The Duty Fulfiller You are responsible, reliable, and hardworking - you get the job done. You prefer productive hobbies, like woodworking or knittings. Quiet and serious, you are well prepared for whatever life hands you. Conservative and down-to-earth, you hardly ever do anything crazy. You would make a great business executive, accountant, or lawyer.
Friday, April 08, 2005 

Current mood:  restless
Remember all those crazy nights!!! I miss them so much! Kicking and grabbing asses, D watching, Lezbiens licking mustard off your chest, the midgets, D1, D2, JD and Bald guy, Granny grooving all night, Sherri(swamp donkey), the song *DIRRTY*, Redneck girl, ratface and the Ford Truck(slashed tires WHUT), wandering Pen, Manshoulders, the osoyoos boys, meetng back up at your moms after everyone seperated, Funky Planet and the guys we tried to ditch in my underground parking, Hornets hockey Team and Qtip boy, Navartan, China Beach and too many Long Islands(I still can't stand the smell of those), burnt turd at Cheers, Java Express, eating all the tiramisu cups, Montobello money jacking, meeting those guys outside the parrot in pen..and a quickie for me, Seeing the barfly gang in pen(a few years in a row), Hockey players in general, Driving around aimlessly having fun, grabbing 2 lrg pizzas at 4am(and having olives and shrimp up your nose), falling down on the streets of pen and being violated from behind by a should-be-in-delta boy, Stinky greasy scalp at mirage*whats that smell*, ugly sidekick, taking it for the team(i am not sure who did that more), Esquires on 152nd, hunting for rich men, Seeds, Birds, going to the *birdhouse*, mike tyson and the karate kid VS the 5 slim shadies, Rockos and fried mushrooms, No officer I am not high or drunk(mission), having a chicken burger squished in my lap, the many people we pushed at multiple places......DUDE, I MISS YOU!!