Do this to find out...http://mrvista.blogspot.com/2009/07/take-mr-vista-quiz.html

You know how it is. You ask for a personal jet pack, a simple enough request, and yet it never arrives! Of course things that have come true include being able to speak to anyone on the planet from anywhere on the planet, having access to the sum of all human knowledge and of course the ability of just about anyone to be able to create any artistic endeavor at home. But whatever dude, where's that damn jetpack I saw when I was a nipper! Progress, what progress?

Dude, where's my personal jetpack?

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=56795751

Hear all about Mr Vista on the BBC. He will feature on the Pods and Blogs show which is broadcast very early Tuesday morning. But perhaps its better to catch it online afterwards.

Dis week u can c a vid all about smileys and acronyms. So if u dont no your 'lmao' from your 'rtfm' then this is the film 4 u! :)

Funnee vid 4 sure lol

Mr Vista has pulled at last! Virtually of course.

Remember the bad old days? Back then to get a cheeky peek of the female form took effort. Probably involving making 'Scuff Face' Andrews* give you a bunk up so you peek in through the girl's changing room's upper windows - as an example. What a waste of time! And they painted them over after a few weeks anyway. Pah!

Well there is none of that now. The onward march of technology, the billions of dollars invested in technology, the decades of work putting in an international network of inter-connected servers have all paid off. The time is now! Now some girls will give you a tease for free. Awesome. And better for Scuff Face's back too!

* Replace your long suffering friends name here - eg. Chubby Cheng, Killer Khan, Beak nosed Brenda or just plain old 'Fart breath'.

Mr Vista and the hot webcam girl

http://www.babelgum.com/html/clip.php?clipId=30055...

Yes, but is it true?

Check out Mr Vista here and help us win a big competition. If you fancy it. If you don't then please remember that I will never find out - its the nature of the internet. In fact, maybe I shouldn't have brought it up at all. I mean we have something better to be doing. Bye.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H446Tr_KM8

Check out this video: Mr Vista has his cake and eats it

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Mr Vista is living with the fallout from his birthday. Ah sod it - just eat the damn cake!

Perhaps you too have to settle for the sensation of sugar and a full stomach instead of having the warm glow of being surrounded by people who actually like you - or can even tolerate you. Maybe a bulletin on myspace, a quick twitter and a status update on facebook to your 2000 friends wasn’t enough to ensure that even one would ever actually show up in the flesh. But never mind. Bright green icing will numb the pain. And sponge is mostly air anyway.