Hey myspaces! A lot of exciting things happening in the land of Rowan...
First off, I hope you've already noticed that our myspace page appears to be on fire. Not to worry! Everything is as it should be, as those flames are merely simulated and perfectly harmless. The reason for their presence, as you must have also noticed, is the launch of "Burn" as our first single, from an album that doesn't yet exist! Thanks to
Little Room Studios for helping us make that happen.
However; speaking of albums, there are mysterious orbs shifting densely around a sophisticated system of rails, at the base of which there rests an ornate saucer and cup filled with milk. Assuming you're not lactose intolerant, you are the cup. We are the orbs.
MOB Studios are the rails. Now, I'm not going to tell you what happens to that saucer and cup, because I don't know, because it has not yet happened. If I could see into the future, I'd be a millionaire and could pay people to write blog entries for me. I can definitely tell you that it won't be appraised. And I don't think anyone will have a chance to drink the milk. Shame.
But really now, we're all very excited to let you know that schedules have been written on calendars in the offices of
MOB Studios, where we're set to record an entire album's worth of material! We're already busy preparing for drums next month, and will keep you abreast of future developments.
Additionally:
1. There are some new live tracks from a recent Studio Seven performance for you to enjoy.
2. The lyrics for our entire set have been made available for public viewing.
Check 'em out!3. New pictures from our show at Goofy's are up, in addition to a couple other random new'nes.
4. You watched those videos on the page yet? Get you a pull!
Coming soon will be some all-new, super-sexy merch (in mostly S and XL sizes because you people are apparently either very small or very large). Keep checking back for updates from the studio, and in general.
-Rowan
Dictated but not read