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Thursday, April 30, 2009 
We've just completed our most ambitious recap to date: all of LOST so far told in a 2 minute song!!! LOST IN 2 MINUTES!

If anyone wants to make a video of clips to go along with it, please contact us at wearepol@gmail.com and we'll send you the mp3. 

AND come to the Season Finale Party at the BELL HOUSE in Brooklyn on May 13th to enjoy Lost in complete style!

7-8 PM - Open bar

7:30- 9 PM - Previously On Lost plays their greatest hits!

9-11 PM - Season 5 Finale Screening!!!

$5

21+

There will be Sailor Jerry's Orchid Station Punch and Dharma Beer,

both for $3, as well as Smoke Monster Cotton Candy and Dharma
Cupcakes.


Thanks!

Sunday, April 05, 2009 
Now that the season is done, we have completed our first record

"The Tale of Season 4 and the Oceanic Six"

We are selling CD's for $8 through paypal or mailed check. This CD has 13 tracks corresponding to each episode of Season 4. The last song that goes with the season finale was recorded live at our full season recap concert. It's called "All My Friends (Go Back!)". It's on the CD too, but you can download it free from the myspace page - just click "download" under the track.

Send an email to wearepol@gmail.com to tell us how and where you want em.

CD's come with a lei flower inside. That's how you know it's an authentic first pressing!


T-Shirts are $13 and we have S,M,L,XL for men and women. Email us if you want a shirt to remember this tropical fantasy vacation island adventure!

Saturday, April 04, 2009 
01 "We're Goin' Home"

Yeah yeah yeah, we're going home
Yeah yeah yeah, we're going home

Got a working walky talky and some friends on the shore
Making jokes and going to the dharma food store
Now the boat rowed in and Charlie's not aboard
But Yeah Yeah Yeah, we're going home

Well we wonder who the people on the boat gonna be
Ben's got a nasty shiner and he's tied onto a tree
Lets follow all the blood so we can talk to NaomEEEEEE
Yeah Yeah Yeah, we're going home

Jack can't trust nobody but himself
And Hurley's quickly losing touch with his mental health
Locke's gotta toss another corpse upon the shelf
Still Yeah Yeah Yeah, we're going home

I'll be free when I'm free of all of my dinero
Free from smashing into lemons with my 70's camerooooOOOH
Cannonballs!
Cannonballs!
If you want to cannonball…
Then CANNONBALL!

We are the Oceanic Six




02 "Just Wink!"

No one seems to say what they mean anymore
People won't say what's on their mind
I've had it up to here with Jack's Jears and Sawyer's Snark
Dan says the light doesn't scatter quite right
Maybe that's why I'm always in the dark…

Four new visitors brought to our side
They have purposes here which they won't confide
Their jobs are unclear, why are they here?
What are they doing in this hemisphere?
Got guns to our heads but there's no sense to argue
I don't know Miles, how stupid are you?
As his comrade went down, she said under cover
Remember to tell my sister I love her…

When you can't just say what you think
When you can't just say what you think
…just wink

Locke seems to know when the storm's gonna hault,
But he gets all his secrets from taller ghost walt
You can block a bullet with a bullet proof vest
Or it's cool to use missing organs in your chest
If you saw Jacob's cabin keep it in your brain
Just say that you thought they were talking 'bout the plane
The knowledge Ben holds is as old as the sphinx
But he can't just say what he thinks

When you can't just say what you think
When you can't just say what you think…..just wink

But no wink could explain
Why a passenger plane
With a surgeon on board
Who commanded us stranded us,
Lost on an island, we're low on supplies and…
(well not really, and we have TONS of guns)
Our hope is starting to shrink!
What's in a wink?

Naomi's dead, Locke had to stop her
Said she and the others were all imposters
And this didn't fly with the righteous doctor
Who wants to ride in a helicopter??

When you can't just say what you think
When you can't just say what you think
…..just wink



03 "Ballad Of Sayid Jarrah"

There he is on the back nine with a seven iron in his fist
Money in the bank, a smile on his face, just hope that you're not on his list
He's armed to the teeth, with a gun and effective hair spray
You may have picked the right club, But you still strolled into murder
on the fairway

Before you know it, he's on a plane, getting coffee in Berlin
Catches the eye, of a pretty blonde dame, how's he gonna get her to
come home with him?
Making love, he'll never tell her what he does to pay the bills
A head hunter, a prime lover, breakdancing moves so sick they kill

Siiiiiii---eeeeed
Why you gotta make these people die-eee
Since when are you a secret agent spy-eee
Making all the pretty women cry-eee, Siiiii-eeeed

Miles dug Naomi's looks and her speech, too bad she had to die
A head case scientist waits for the late payload, when will it arrive?
(oh there it is)
If your gonna bait your friends into a trap, you better not be rude
Got em locked in the bedroom, locked in the game room, just be sure to
say "sorry dude"

And behind a secret door, oceanic number 4 reveals
Passports and cash in Ben's secret stash, can somebody (somebody!)
tell me what's his deal?
John needs to find the cabin, so he can show that he's got the right stuff
He has the heart to brew some iced tea which proves that he can never
be as tough as...

Siiii---eeeeed
You were an ordinary guy-eee
But now you've got on a disgui-ees
Breaking hearts and telling lie-eees, Siii-eeeed

Siiii---eeeeed
We know your boss is still ali-eeeve
The one we all love to despi-eese
Oh what does all of this imply-ee, Siii-eeeed

Oh he's got her now, gonna shoot her boss, single cross
Wait she shot him first, now he's at a loss, double cross
Bam he gets her back with the special sauce, TRIPLE CROSS

Siiiii-eeed
Your boyish charm and Persian pri-eeeed
It makes us feel alright insi-eeeed
We understand your hands are ti-eeed, Siiii-eeed

Take it Sayid!!!!





04 "Male Role Model"

Now I need a male role model, who won't fail to hold the bottle,
And raise me in these troubled times of mine
Who will throw the pig skin over there and take me for a ride on a polar bear
Bring me to a 4 toed statue I can climb

A doctor, doing what he can to get us off the island
Got some sick tattoos in Thailand, for me to see
But can I trust a man who can't decide about his beard
Or is always on the verge of tears, just like meeee

But another man's voice, keeps my tears from falling
Got a masters in name calling, yes he diiid
Help's Kate with her Scooby doin', and he's never Xanadu-in'
Is he fit to raise a meddling kiiiid?

Now I need a male role model, who won't fail to hold the bottle,
And raise me in these troubled times of mine
Can't be raised by either guy, who just can't seem to take their eye off
The one they both hold dear, for her they pine

A former cripple built my crib, and could build me a canoe to row
Though I landed here in utero, now I'm dry
But he's the only survivor, who has less hair than me
Shows chickens no mercy, as they die

There used to be a rockstar, haven't seen him in a while,
And Ben, he rarely smiles or has fun
Bruce lee has no free time, just hangs out at the boathouse
And Jin still lacks the know-how to please Sun

Now I need a male role model, who won't fail to hold the bottle,
And help me through these troubled times ahead
Rock me to sleep with a serenade, won't help me teeth with a grenade
Won't scuba dive, and later turn up dead

And in the future
I'll have a different mom
An awesome nanny, whenever she is gone
And in the future, we'll be back on the land
And find a man who will still get coffee with my mom and hold my hand
But for now, I'll be alright by the sea
My best lost friends and me
They flew above, to bring some love, from the boat to set us free-eeeee
IN THE FUTURE…..



05 "Be My Constant"

Baby….baby
Please oh please, let me get your numberrrrr
Baby puh-leeeeaaaaaassssss
I promise I'll caaaaa-eyaaa-eyaaalll
In 8 years

Running through the maze I've never witnessed
Electromagnets help me know which way to go, my future mouse has told me so,
and plus it's great for fitness

I've reached the end and everyone is smiling
from the feat that I've accomplished
But something hurts inside my head, it feels as though I've took some lead
And spread it on a piece of bread and fed it to my conscience
I don't feel so good…….

If I slipped and hit my head my love would still remain the same
In a bit I might be dead from aneurysms in my brain
Now, it's plain to see
Oh, won't you be
My CONSTANT

Tea-ching in England, my hair is growing each and every day
The work that Oxford frowns upon is rescued by your smile,
You also know my favorite rodent's name

First you're in the army in the dirt, now you're on the boat,
now you're in my room giving oscillating figures (2.342 gigwatts)
And if my calculations prove correct, you must find something to connect
Yourself to me, in that respect, and to the future,
I detect your flashes will get exponentially bigger

If you slipped and hit your head my love would still remain the same
In a bit you might be dead from aneurysms in your brain
Now, it's plain to see
Oh, won't you be
My CONSTANT

My heart is bleeding, so is my nose
Operator, please connect me to the constant that I chose
She's constantly on my mind
I'm constantly blacking out
That person to remind me, what my future's all about

I love you
I love you too
I don't know where I am but...
I'll find you Des
I promise
No matter what
I'll come back to you
I won't give up
I promise
I promise
I love you

Will you be my

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSTANT





06 "Hams To Yourself"

Ben is man who always has a plan, but couldn't plan on eating his ham
alone-oh-no-no-no
It's the least she could do, when he gets her a job
and some awesome tunes and a fully furnished hoooooome.
But when he came to know, her other Romeo, Ben stuck him like a
swine, to leave them disentwined,
and then he said....
...You're Mine!

Horsing around with horseshoes at the camp while
the others are after Charlotte and Daniel, who aim to dismantle,
A chemical disaster to melt our faces and our hearts this scene is
getting too hot to handle
Dan tries to prevent it, what's inside the tempest, are they good
intentions, what is the concensus
from all this fuss...
...Who can we trust?!

Everyone flirts with Burke, the resident the baby builder
A chemical cat fight is her favorite pastime, but is she a killer
Locke's got problems of his own, gives Ben a new home, with laundry
and a kitchen and he's running out of chickens
A combination safe, reveals to him the face, who's looking for this
place, Ben taped over the game
What does this matter when the gas can turn our brains to batter?

How can we stop this gassy fun, point the gun, point the gun
Our problems just keep getting bigger, pull the trigger, pull the trigger




07 "Wherever Sun Go..."

Why should I stay, oh why should I go
Got a wife who sleeps around, nobody's gotta know
Cause wherever Sun go, I go (OH OH) wherever Sun go, I go (OH OH)

Don't mind Frank, he went to the bank, took the copter, Regina walked the plank but no one stopped her
The heartless captain presents the black box, and Hurley's always letting down his Lockes
One gal pal throws a slap in the other one's facial
What's a girl gotta do to get a healthy double dip of prenatals?

Why should I stay, oh why should I go
Got a wife who sleeps around, nobody's gotta know
Cause wherever Sun go, I go (OH OH) wherever Sun go, I go (OH OH)

Trapped in the brig, and we're only getting thinner, can we please for once not have lima beans for dinner
Sun's worried 'bout burning her bun in the oven, and hadn't told her man about extra-marital lovin'
Two hitched men drop lines, just fishing for an answers
When one can barely speak and the other's a cancer romancer

Studied up on my English but what do I have to show
Got a wife who sleeps around, and she pulls me to and fro
Still wherever Sun go, I go (OH OH) wherever Sun go I go (OH OH)

If you're reading upside-down books, you're fishin' without Karma on your hooks,
The man who lifts the stain, has a lot more to explain,
All the places that he mops, all the secret notes he drops, and the doors he leaves unlocked
All the pandas that we've loved are lost friends who wait above

Cause wherever Sun go, I go (OH OH) wherever Sun go I go (OH OH)



08 "The Island Won't Let You Die"

WAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTT
WAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLTTTTTT

The bald commander demands no more secrets be contained, and he rains on the parade of Miles' plan
They'll take our hostage for themselves, and then dispose of our good health, that is the heart of a Widmore scam

I'll see you later on the freighter, lesson is rules of discretion, still apply!
For if you do not settle on this vessel….you'll surely DIE!

Unless you have unfinished business…with the land where we have crashed
You can pawn your Korean watch all you want, but not for cash
still

No matter how hard you try
No
The Island won't let you die
Let's Go!

(Mr. Johnson, there's a package for you. I think it's mops)

Oh why would you help the son of a bitch who took your son, but there's fresh fruit so please eat your fill
You never got to talk to him about the birds and bees, but made time to tell of those you killed

A baseball cap is all you need to be KEVIN JOHNSON
So are you in are you out, tell me KEVIN JOHNSON

And the reason you're on this ship, you cannot divulge
And while you're out, I've got my man and snacks and presidential suite, so I'll indulge

Remember

No matter how hard you try
No
The Island won't let you die
NO SIR

(Mr. Johnson, there's a phone call for you. I think it's about more mops)

The daughter of the leader of the good guys
Saw her mother and her lover bite the dust
They stopped to have a drink but soon were basking in the shade
of a PALM TREE MASSACRE

Must venture to the temple on your own
will she make safely to her friends, hey did you hear about the
PALM TREE MASSACRE
Palm Tree Massacre
You need to take my hand, he's toast, and on the count of three we'll coast let's go 123 DEAD



09 "Woosh"

14-J

Grab your weapons, board the house, be rid of your board game paraphernalia
Shots from the trees have brought the anonymous to their knees
An island's at risk and its not Australia
They've got the house surrounded, Ben tosses out a counter proposal
But he couldn't have known, of the gunman's degree, in daughter disposal

Who is gonna save us, who here can protect us, keep these murdererers at bay, who will come to brighten our day

Smoke Monster (monster)

The Persian protector buries his queen, a free man stripped of his regalia
Bilingual Ben is Indiana jonesin' for a henchman, well Sayid will never fail ya
The living doc's got a belly full of doubt, and prescribing his own medication
The dead doc body-surfed to the shore, what a way to end a cruise vacation!

Who is gonna save us, who here can protect us, swarm our foes with clouds of delight, be our shining star in the night

Smoke Monster (monster)

Ooooh you changed the ruuuuuuuules on me
Oooooh why you gotta change the ruuuuuules on me
You creep in like a rat
But you'll never find Pene-lo-pe
This is my island
Not this is my island
Just let me have my bedside whiskey

Morse Code SOLO! Dan VS Bernard

Woosh!!!!




10 "Gotta Take Your Meds"

Our fearless leader, tries to rally the troops, but his party is pooped by a belligerent belly, and no one will tell me why rose is so sassy, can't stomach her gassy demeanor

He proclaims I want Kate next to me, during my appen..omy,
to hold my mirror steady, though Bernard is at the ready to relieve me of my conscious burden, this lack of drugs sure has me hurtin, I've surely witnessed many a cleaner...procedure

The Koreans are seein' that Red speaks their tongue, taking up a double date for a medical supplies run
Future Jack's a super dad (SUPER DAD!), tripping over toys, but in the bedroom with his girl is where he really brings the noise

The baby mama and her southern savior really can't stand Miles showing them that Carl's turned into a man plant
How do you escape (How do you escape ooh...) the whisperings of the deceased, treat yourself to ample helpings of a medication feast (pop pop pow!)

You gotta take your meds
If you don't want to see the dead
Dad…..friend….they'll find you in the end
They'll tell you not to raise a kid, remind you of some things you did
You gotta (gotta gotta gotta), take your meds

Pop's keep popping up and Jack pops the question, is it a broken smoke alarm or is it resurrection?
The crazy curled captive thinks the shrink does not exist, is Noreen a mom at all? At lying Kate's incompetent

Hiding from your hunters is a chore when your stuck in the bushes with a baby who can't seem to keep his mouth shut
the beached blonde (blondes in the sand) surgeon decides to kiss and tell Kate that the doc is caught under her vicious spell

But why is he sick, Rose said no one gets sick, they get better (GET WELL SOOOOOON JACK!!!)
Lest you're stuck on a stick or were shot in the hatch, got blown up into bits, or drowned in the looking glass, fell from a plane, cancer of the spine, or all of those preganant women who died

The risks are quite high, now Claire's with that guy, leaving her baby to cry, so what can she do to kiss her ghost dad goodbye?

You gotta take your meds
If you don't want to see the dead
Dad…..friend….they'll find you in the end
They'll hang with you upon the bench, for every plan they'll be the wrench

YOU GOTTA!!
TAKE!!!
Your Meds!





11 "Move It"

Back to boatside, the cap at last reveals the rat
Feeling so fine, until he squished his ankle flat
Keamy grants a freebee though he'd rather pull the trigger but the
Pistol was jammed
THE PISTOL WAS JAMMED
But hope is racing back, hijacked the zodiac, to lend a nautical helping hand
Crippled vision, a cabin built before his eyes
A mathematician, a map is where his body lies

A baby born into a family torn, was quickly tossed away
He crashed into this world, and crashed onto our island much the same
Good times havin found the cabin, now off to pick Jacobs brain
Destiny (fickle) prevails, (bitch) again

Locke's assistants, share snacks while the grownups talk
The resistant captain gets sacked with the doc
As a lad he had to pick which things belonged to him but are you sure about the knife
NO NOT SURE BOUT THE KNIFE
never good enough for special school locke locked in lockers played the fool, he felt doomed to an uncool life
passed up chances to go to Portland to fit in
no school dances, the girls will only laugh at him

Couldn't be the prom king, superhero nor the quarterback
From an incubator you'd become the leader of the pack
Grown to be the chosen one to save your soil from attack
Ya gotta moooooooooooooooveeee your island




12 BFF

(we are the oceanic six...aaahhhh)

What do you recall about the crash?
Not much but I remember the impact
The plane split in half (there was an oceanic panic)
We grabbed our life rafts (it sank like the titanic)
Why are you so fat?
And why weren't you fat when you were six months pregnant with that baby?

Uh…in English, please!!!

The thingabob is beeping away
Dropped her from the chopper, and it's showin where their going
And Jack won't stay in sick bay

The orchid is where it's seeming they're convening
And Farraday's freaking so he ferrys friends to freedom
On a ship fit for six with comfy seating

How does Penny's dad know of the backup plans Ben had?

the Widmeister always knows what's occurring
whenever there is trouble stirring choppers are a-whiring
and the camouflaged men are conferring

Best Found Friends stick together (through whatever)
Sharing moms and hanging out dead dad's wakes
Best Found Friends stick together (forever)
Let you grab the last piece of surprise birthday cakes (oh those are the best!)

Leading, the way against doctors orders
Mr. Mom and Genghis Khan tell them why Claire wasn't there
the camouflaged men are longing for their quarters

This is the way to enter the station:
Go in through the hole there and go left 20 paces till you see a
Patch of anthuriums in alcove near the north wall.
Reach down with your left hand and activate the elevator that takes you down to the real orchid station!

Don't use Jesus Christ as a defensive device

And probably steer quite clear of the crackers
That you found beneath the ground
See here this mirror makes it clearer
To my buds we need help with the attackers

Best Found Friends stick together (through whatever)
Sharing moms and hanging out dead dad's wakes
Best Found Friends stick together (forever)
Let you grab the last piece of surprise birthday cakes

I don't want this! I don't want any of it!

Numbers Prog Jam

More C-4 than I've ever seen before
Bombs in the radio room – boom boom boom

Best Found Friends stick together (through whatever)
Sharing moms and hanging out dead dad's wakes
Best Found Friends stick together (forever)
Let you grab the last piece of surprise birthday cakes
We'll do whatever it takes to be...

BFF



S05-E01 "WHEN AM I" (the season 5 premiere!)

Locke is blinded by the light now rain’s upon his head
Confounded by what Richard said, to save them all he must be dead
Crawling through the chronicles of time, though he’s been hurt
Off to save his friends from doom and maybe lend a shirt


If you gonna try and take my life
I’ll push you where I wash my knife
Bought my ticket, boarding on Jet Blue to
My beachside crib with my oceanic crew

Attempting to make fire but there’s no lighter in sight
The kitchen vanished in the night, and Neil is begging for a fight
Tensions build the beach is filled with growing group unrest,
‘Til flaming arrows break the mood and Frogurt takes one in the chest

Grab my fake son, take my money and my gun
Gonna tell him we’re going on a va-ca-tion
I’ll risk my life to get back to
My beachside crib with my oceanic crew


The ghost of Christmas future pounds upon the hatch’s door
But Daniel beg’s to pound no more, you cannot change what was before
A slap upon his face from the bare-chested keeps him calm
And just in time, he tells the special one to go seek out his mom

Ay ay ay… I don’t know, how to make you understand
but the force upon this land, applies to but one man,
and it’s you
it’s true,
you’re miraculously special to me.
In the future, go to oxford, you’ll see,
another, my mother, her name…is
…OOOOOOHHAYAYAYAYAYAY

Suspected of killing three
Dishonesty, is not for me
I watched my comrade
fall, hot pocket’s on the wall
Dripping all it’s crispy heated contents down the wall

Off to live in prison where I’ll finally be free

Sick of all the lies to my family ties
Convinced by a ghost to buy a disguise
Stay in the clink, and I heart Shih Tzu
Stay far away from my oceanic crew
Caught in mysteries like Scooby Doo
Never goin back to the oceanic crew



S05-E05 - "Out Of Arm’s Way"

Nous Sommes Arrives!
No one on the beach seems to speak any English
They’ve tripped the smoke alarm
And broke an arm….off

Parents-to-be point their guns
A Korean observes, sans Sun,
A disagreement is heard, execution occured


Might I point out when your nose starts to spout
There’s no doubt in my mind that you’ll be left behind
Please don’t put up a fight
There’ll be no chocolate before dinner, tonight

California!
Ben assembles the super-friends (yeah!)
To be duped again
Sun aims her pistol at the man, but she left the kid in the sedan

Charlotte’s not to hot

Reunited now!
With the man who had drowned, and the orchid must be found
If it’s gone seek out the well

When I was young, I was told by a man if I planned to return
To this land I would kick the can
I think that man was you
And now my brain is bleeding through

Might I point out when your nose starts to spout
There’s no doubt in my mind that you’re going to die
Please don’t put up a fight
There’ll be no chocolate before dinner, tonight

Seeking the subway to save everyone, Locke is greeted by a man with a familiar son
GO GHOST CHRISTIAN, MAKE HIM LISTEN, come on down and spin the wheel
Here is the church and here is the steeple, Heloise will make you island people again
GO GHOST CHRISTIAN, MAKE HIM LISTEN, give sun the ring, tell her the deal
GO GHOST CHRISTIAN GO GO GO GO GHOST CHRISTIAN GO GO GO

[PoL <3 PiR]



S05-E07 - "Hang In There”

The war is gonna come
review your maps and pack up all your hidden guns
Your comrades have been croaking since the wheel’s been spun
everything'll be ok if i can just get through to one


i went to see the i-ra-qui
but he was busy building houses and busy building his buff body
He told me I’d be welcome for some good clean fun
Or turn away and learn to say our island days are done

i found the doc but he was on the clock
with no vacation days he told me go away i'm sorry locke
listen up your dad says hi
is that enough to get you on the plane and into the sky


The war is gonna come
review your maps and pack up all your hidden guns
Your comrades have been croaking since the wheel’s been spun
everything'll be ok if i can just get through to one


sun and kate have munchkin dates
everynight for all of time and can't afford to stay out late
Helen was the girl i loved and i survived her
my date today is more than just an orderly and much more than a driver

only a cut-faced coward covers up a crime
in a lonely room the corpse will start to smell in time but will be
dressed up nice with to shoes to sweeten
the special flight to the best mango he's ever eaten.

The war is gonna come
review your maps and pack up all your hidden guns
buy up all the standby tickets, and misplace Aaron
everything'll be ok if i can just get through to one

The war is gonna come
review your maps and pack up all your hidden guns
Cuz your comrades have been croaking since the wheel’s been spun
everything'll be ok if i can just get through to one



"LOST IN 2 MINUTES!" Seasons 1-5

CRASH on to a land with a random band of friends demanding answers for the crazy things we’ve seen

A burden, indeed but a surgeon will lead, he’s a crier but inspires us to build our huts with speed

A smoky beast has made its feast of trees, suspensful mysteries
But we’ll be fine a pregnant woman, two koreans, failed musician / fugitive, a heavyweight, a former cripple on a mission /brother sister, southern grifter, torturer, and dog 

But THIS is not a private party, Others lurk and steal our sons
Rescue boats are often tardy, found a hatch with food and guns and BEER

Never fear, the survivors are here, we’ll keep pushing that button, or die trying

The hatch is blasted up sky high, the Others take our three best guys

Jack is forced to operate upon the man we’ve got to hate,
Charlie drowns, a freighter’s found, but Locke suggests to stop and wait

more vacationers arrive, this time to threaten all our lives

They come quite close but the freighter explodes,
The oceanic six go home, the island goes where no one knows
The six will yearn to soon return

Dharma is our new employer, 30 years into the past
Keeping order there is sawyer, mopping bathrooms there is jack

Scientists are scrambling to con-tain the energy below
Farraday has no time to ex-plain, this baby’s gonna blow- oh no!

JOHN LOCKE HAS RETURNED!

It's good to be LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!
Life is so awesome when your LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!




.. .. .. .. .. .. Season 5 FINALE!!!! with LOST Untangled on ABC.com


Fried fish upon the rock face / As the sailboat races to this place / ....

His man says they’ll be a disgrace/....

 ....

Then declares his new goal....

To kill you with a loop hole....

 ....

Sneaking ‘round the world, to all the boys in girls, ....

He hasn’t aged a day, listen what he’s got to say....

 ....

Locke you’re gonna be okay / Hurley you’re not cra-zay / ....

A cool Korean wedding day/  Don’t steal the lunchbox I’ll pay....

Here’s a pen avenge your pa, Sawyer you’re a Superstaaaaahhh!!/ ....

Jack you forgot your candy bar / Whoops your wife got hit by a car

Whoops X3 your wife got hit by a car:) (sorry Sayid!!! We <3 you!)

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Bringing the bomb to blow the swan…....

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But arguments inside the sub could PROVE TO BE (MU-TI-NY!) ....

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And the Iraqi’s under attack/ He’s packing plutonium/ We’re gonna fight back!


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Solving our Problems with VIOLENCE....

We’ll change our futures and the past, with a hydrogen blast....

So don’t forget your handgun license....

We’ll shoot the suits,  (No pain)....

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Those dharma brutes / (No gain) ....

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These new recruits have got a license to kill in dharma-ville....

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Beached in the future, Locke picks up the pace, ....

Jonesing to kill Jacob he explains to Ben the case,....

That he’s the guy,  (“you’re the man, you’re the man”) 
To make Jake die  (yes you can, yes you can)....

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But Jacob took insurance / His henchmen heed the call /....

What lies in the shadow of the statue is Heeeeeee Who Will Saaaaaaaave…Us All!....

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Carrying a box who’s contents scare and shock....

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They will burn what-EV-ER MAY!  BLOCK THEIR WAY!....

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Reaching the statue before they could catch you, look out Jacob, Locke is comin’ atchu ....

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Solving our Problems with VIOLENCE....

A swift execution is the perfect solution....

After years of looming in Silence....

You spoke to Ben ( what about me )....

Who did pretend (what about you) ....

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He’ll cause the end, now Jacob’s kaput in a giant foot ....

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The crate’s been unlatched, now our hopes are detached, for the corpse it contains proves ....

our leader’s a crock,....

the mystery man who’s mystery spans over 200 years finds the loophole in Locke ....

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In Dharmaville, the Dharma-drill is reaching the pocket releasing the energy....

Killing Phil, what a thrill, paving the way for the fight of the century....

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Dropped the bomb, oh nooooooooooooooo…....

But it didn’t blow!!!!!!! ....

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I can’t hold on any longer....

Sawyer’s strong but the force is stronger....

I can’t hold on any longer....

Love is strong but the force is stronger....

Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! (Juliette falls down the well) ....

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The bomb is the way to a brand new day!....

The bomb is the way to a brand new day!....

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KABLOOEY!!!!!....


Thursday, March 05, 2009 
As we continue recapping Season 5 in 2009, we'll also be posting songs for our new album which honors the history of Disney music and children's songs. It's called Long Live King Richard and you can keep up with it at:

www.myspace.com/longlivekingrichard

Thanks and enjoy!
Wednesday, November 12, 2008 
We talked with Jen Chaney from the Washington Post before the show. To see this and a montage of the show go to:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/video/2008/11/11/VI2008111100743.html

For FULL VIDEO of the show at the Kennedy Center Millennium Stage go to:

http://www.kennedy-center.org/programs/millennium/artist_detail.cfm?artist_id=PRVSLYNLST

This video contains the George Carlin recap we wrote based on his joke "Things To Watch Out For". We play it at the end of the set. This show was in support of the Mark Twain Comedy Awards, and George Carlin was the recipient this year.
Monday, September 15, 2008 
Hey every​one,​

For the last few month​s Adam and I have been recor​ding the space​ opera​ we wrote​ last year with our frien​d Juan.​ The album​ is calle​d Champ​ollio​n,​ named​ after​ the leadi​ng figur​e in the story​.​ We'​ve just finis​hed the album​ and have poste​d it on our other​ music​ page which​ is:

www. myspa​ce.​ com/​champ​ollio​n

Last year we perfo​rmed this album​ as a theat​rical​ show with 5 dance​rs from Mark Morri​s Group​ and visua​l proje​ction​s.​ Anyon​e here who has an inter​est in sci-​fi,​ fanta​sy,​ and psych​edeli​c music​ shoul​d check​ it out. We used some of the same recor​ding trick​s that we use on POL stuff​ and are reall​y excit​ed with how it came out.

Check​ it out!
Tuesday, June 03, 2008 
Every recap was written and recorded in one day each Sunday after the related episode aired. We haven't changed any of the recording how they were originally posted.

The last recap of season 4 was premiered and recorded at the first ever Previously on Lost live show on Sunday, June 1st 2008, at the Knitting Factory in New York City. Thank you to everyone who came and made the night amazing.
Tuesday, May 06, 2008 
buy them here

http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&pl=&eventId=269162

or at the Knitting Factory . We'll be playing the season through in its entirety, with a 7 piece band and many surprises. grab em while they last!
Monday, May 05, 2008 
This episode touched on many advanced topics such as ghosts, the manplant phenomenon, and 1st chest shavings. 10 is the first song of May and it's called "Gotta Take Your Meds". Enjoy!

Jeff and Adam
Sunday, April 27, 2008 
Hi everyone!
Lost and the smoke monster are undeniably and reliably back in a big way. We just posted the song that goes with this past week's episode. It's called "Woosh!"

Here's our plan. We will be playing a full season recap concert with a full recap rock band in NYC on June 1st. The show is at The Knitting Factory main stage in Manhattan - tickets will be available later this week online. It's an all ages show!

We will be posting the next 3 episodes online like usual, but we will be recording the song for the season finale episode LIVE at this concert. It will feature audience participation so warm up your vocals and come to help us by being on the recording of the last POL song. We'll then post the song online after the concert.

Jeff and Adam