This is the extended version with the controversial ending.


He touched many people's lives among other things.

LOL

ETA:

So...I went to the Stumptown comics fest today in Portland.

I got to meet Jeff Smith, the creator of Bone!



I bought a print that he drew so I could have him sign it. I shook his hand, told him it was nice to meet him, and then I asked him about the time Dave Sim, the creator of Cerebus, challenged him to a boxing match. He talked about how he and Dave used to be friends until they had a falling out, that Dave had challenged him in the letters section of Cerebus, and that Sim had wanted all kinds of specifications for the fight, and that "it was weird". I told him Dave Sim's pretty weird himself, and he said "yeah". (For the record, the fight never actually happened.)

I wanted to tell him, "If Dave Sim ever challenged me to a fight, I'd whup that crazy motherfucker's ass!", but I didn't think that would be a very appropriate thing to say. :) Seriously though, Dave Sim is nuts, do a google search on him if you don't know much about him.

But Jeff Smith is a cool dude. :) The rest of the show was all right too, there were a ton of indie comic companies hawking their stuff, but I didn't go home with much since I didn't have the money for it; I did buy this one girl's indie book though, just because she offered me a cookie, so I thought I'd return the favor by buying one of her books. :) I also got The Dark Tower hardcover for 10 bucks, which was a really good price. All in all, it was a good time.

Bill O'Reilly flips out

Mike Tyson's most ridiculous quotes

The late Jim Spagg, naked dancing host on Portland cable access TV

Nick Hogan whines about his jail cell

Dude. I was in jail last year for 11 days (marijuana-related probation violation). My cell not only had no windows, I had to share it with 15 other guys I couldn't stand. I was mentally abused unmercifully by the inmates AND the guards. I had to do work crew 10 days straight, getting up at 4 in the morning, with no days to sleep in, just to get 1 day taken off my sentence. I didn't even get a mattress on my first day, I had to bum one off a guy who was getting out. And yes, I did call my mom and dad. And, no, I never cried once.

Do what your daddy says, Nick; MAN UP!!!!!

Use the FIRST letter of your last name to answer all of the questions. They have to be REAL answers....nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person ahead of you has the same letter as you. You can not use your name for the boy/girl name question!
Last name: Harrison

Famous artist/band: Hatebreed

Four-letter word: hate

Boy name: Harold

Girl name: Haley

Occupation: Harbor Docker

Something you wear: Hat

Celebrity name: Hal Hartley

Something found in a kitchen: I dunno...hard ice cream?

Reason for being late: Hardass traffic

Something you shout: HELP!

Body part: heart

Alcohol Drink: Hard liquor

Animal: Hawk

Movie: Hard Target (movies with a H are hard to come by!)

TV Show: Hardcore TV (the original ECW show)

Candy: Hershey's chocolate

Store: Hollywood video

Video Game(I made up this category because this is the easiest one for me):Halo 3

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You are 18% sexist!

Well, if you got a really low score it shows that you are open minded and don't listen to any old-fashioned gender-bashing bollocks of the past. Well done! If you got a high percentage, maybe it's time you separated your fact from your fiction, or actually met a real, live member of the opposite sex. Fucker.

This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's:

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Let's say you have 50,000 fans booing Barry Bonds for being a doper, at the time when he's trying to make baseball history breaking the career home run record. Say we go through a process of elimination where we take out all the people who never do anything wrong; they never hurt others, they don't lie, they don't drink, they don't smoke. That would leave only 10 fans booing him, and that's if you're not totally pessimistic.

Barry Bonds is a doper in a game full of them. He just happens to be smart enough to beat the system.

So please, people. Shut up and let him make history.

Also, every time I see the anti-steroids ad during the game, it makes me laugh. :)