If you didnt know already

I'm engaged to be married

when the fuck did we get ice cream!?

I love you Linds

I'm glad this fuckin holiday season is over

fuck you people who I tried to tell about the Wii 8 months ago but you were all "hah Nintendo is for kids, I'm getting a PS3" and you ate your muthafuckin words and had to stand outside of Best Buy at 5am to try (not even get) TRY and find a Wii

fuck you people who I told to get a Nintendo DS in October when we had like 80 of them

Me: You know when November hits these are going to be hard to find especially the pink ones

Customer: Hah, I'll just go to WalMart and get it if you dont have it....

Me: Okay.............

that customer just basically screwed themselves and now is forced to buy a DS on ebay for $200 or more dollars.

fuck you people complaining about Wii wrist straps just on hearsay

"Aww man I heard you can throw your Wii Remote through your TV"

YES, YES IT IS POSSIBLE TO THROW YOUR WII REMOTE THRU YOUR TV SCREEN

Just ask any fuckin NOOB who uses overexaggerated movements and says the wrist strap is for "pansies"

fuck you people that are angry because only 4 games came out for the regular Xbox from October - December when all the other systems were getting like 40-50 games

THE ORIGINAL XBOX IS DEAD....IT WAS DEAD THE DAY AFTER 360 LAUNCHED IN 2005

"Aww man you guys dont have any original xbox controllers whats up with that??"

DONT ASK ME, ASK MICROSOFT WHY THEY SCREWED YOU

fuck you people complaining about us not having Guitar Hero 2 with the Guitar

When the fuckin game came out....no joke, we had like 10 bundles sitting behind the counter collecting dust........even the preorders didnt pick them up.

oh but let November roll around....OMGINEEDGUITARHERO2WITHTHEGUITAR!!!!UUOGVJADUIDGVKJDBAVK

next time when a video game employee asks you if you want to preorder a fucking game YOU WANT you should probably do it if you dont want to travel around the whole fucking city to look for it 

TGI2007 

fuck off holiday shoppers....but thanks for your money

apperantly someone merged 2 of my favorite things

I didnt know it was possible until now!

Star Wars and wrestling....E-C-fuckin-W wrestling to be exact.

anyway...I think MC Wack has some rhymes to spit...

and oh yes...they will be fuckin wack because it's around 12:30am and "He's" been up watching wrestling for HOURS

MC Wack on the mic/spitting more shit you like

grab the steel chair/it's not real fair when I cut promos

you dont sell for me, you get potato'ed

I'm leet/I'll even keep that shit discreet

I work too stiff I fuckin hand out receipts

diminish ya/hit you with my finisher to take the match home

you're a rap clone, spitting wack poems you need to leave the fuckin wrestling mat alone

technical styles, the best there was and ever will be

I speak clearly so please fear me

dont come near me, sincerely you'll get DDT'd in clusters

Arabian Face Busters cant cut the mustard

but I can do neckbraker cutters, brainbusters make your mouth stutter

Magnum T.A. knows....Dragonrana's from Japan to 619 San Diego

I've mastered 1004 holds, 47 types of armbars

I'm the ultimate submission master by far.

It's a pity though, your DVD stopped selling on RF Video

My shoot interview is on the top ten to keep rockin

this is not a work, you stupid little marks

I pinned kayfabe yesterday, so now your not in the dark

am I a He-Man? or a Heyman? I know for sure I'm no McMahon

and yes....please understand I have a master plan to combine New and All Japan

The J-Cup is mine, Puroresu devine

now if you didnt understand a fuckin word I said....then this rhyme was obviously over your head...study your wrestling terminology and work on your match psychology...peace.

oh yeah....brush up on your wrestling slang here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Professional_wrestling_slang

YOU MARKS!!!

if all you MC Wack fans missed the "highschool memories" bulletin

here is the 3 verse sonnet that was dropped.....hardcore

TO YOUR FACE

Hayward High, Hayward High, oh I love thee
it was very funny to me when the riots broke out
on non-violence day...
I would see Ms. Grey in the library.
after looking at porn on the internet
she would yell "WHOS BEEN ON THIS COMPUTER?!?!"
what are you stupid, I'd grab my bag and jet....

boy oh boy I remember 8 months after september on the last day of school, everyone would break the rules, start fighting and act like fools
this chick named "Eafee" (if thats how you spell it) got sprayed in the face with mace and started yellin.
it seemed like the police were at the school every week
when Robo was around I started to sneak, fuck that, it was my Wu-Tang Clan beanie I wanted to keep.

oh man oh man, Baba was such a sellout...
that fool messed up my transcripts because I had dirt on his rep, he tried to get me the hell out...but I have swell clout, like Audio One....Alex held it down scratching the labels or just banging on tables in English class...
I would try to impress with my rhymebook a mess, the next MC I would surpass...at last, yes the end of the song....those days are now over, goodbye....so long.

see subject.....

dont send me chain letters.

so yeah...today I spent a little time learning how to use 360 characters.

watch out world...just a few weeks away from this fool in your face

fuck that, I aint getting a haircut.

peace, love and nappiness.

remember Brutus the Barber Beekcake?

...yeah, I've been thinking about cutting my locks off.

why?

I dont know.

what hairstyle to do?

I dont know.

why am I blogging like an emo kid?

I DONT KNOW

Though many spokespersons have succeeded in earning the hatred of parents and media worldwide throughout the past few decades, arguably only such acts as Alice Cooper, Judas Priest, and Marilyn Manson have tied the controversial record of Reggie Fils-Aime.

The former VH1 frontman has been ridiculed over his career, mostly due to rumors denouncing him as a psychopath and Satanist. Despite his outlandish reputation, however, one cannot deny that Reggie Fils-Aime has had an immeasurable effect on video games. As a showman, his instincts are nearly as impeccable; his live shows have been overwrought spectacles of gore and glitz that have endeared him to adolescents around the world. Indeed, Reggie Fils-Aime has managed to establish himself as an international superstar, capable of selling millions of games with each release and packing arenas across the globe, capturing new fans with each convention.

Reggie Fils-Aime had no trouble in attaining mass audiences, and his career seemed to have peaked. However, controversy soon erupted when he was accused of animal cruelty: During one performance, a bat was thrown on-stage by a fan and Reggie Fils-Aime bit its head off while supposedly thinking that it was fake. The show was canceled when he had to be rushed to the hospital for a rabies vaccination. Not long afterwards, Miyamoto was killed in a bizarre plane accident, bringing the teams success to a screeching halt. Reggie Fils-Aime fell into a massive depression shortly after losing his best friend, and plans for their upcoming Kid Icarus game were soon changed.

Reggie Fils-Aime showed up drunk at an Epic Records meeting with two doves, one of which he freed and the other of which he killed in the same manner as the bat

Also in 2004, Reggie Fils-Aime was accused of encouraging suicide among listeners via use of subliminal messages in his E3 speech "Kick Ass & Take Names," a speech that he claimed was written in relation to the effects of alcohol abuse. Although the case was eventually dismissed, Reggie Fils-Aime once again earned a feared reputation.

The same year, a grisly Regginator action figure was shipped out to toy stores complete with tiny decapitated bats.

Meanwhile, inspired by an episode of MTV's Cribs starring his family, Reggie Fils-Aime and the network's producers took a chance on creating a reality show based around the infamous chief marketing officer.

Following his family around the house for several months, the end result was The Fils-Aimes, one of the most successful shows in the history of the network. The show, which was equal parts documentary and sitcom, reinvented Reggie Fils-Aime as a befuddled father with a razor sharp wit and a loving family. It also proved to also be a critical success, and Fils-Aime found himself invited to a White House dinner to promote his animal protection activism, something that only came to light after an episode of the show dedicated to the family's numerous pets.



.....yeah I think thats about right.