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Gender: Female
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 25
Sign: Aquarius

City: Memphis
State: Tennessee
Country: US
Signup Date: 10/16/2005

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September 3, 2007 - Monday 
Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from TENNESSEE came back and put them on their asses at the bottom.
Just read all of it! This is GREAT ! ! lol

CALIFORNIA:

- I can wear sandals all year long

- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"

- Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.

- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often

- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like

- Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal

- We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.

- I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!

- All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is

- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear

- I know 65 mph really means 100

- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road

- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)

- My governor can kick your governors ass

- I can go out at midnight

- You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code

- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD

- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!

- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day

- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here

- We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!

- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)

- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]

- The best athletes come from here

****************IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*****************
~ IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY ~

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


TENNESSEE:

Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...


Hey......California listen up........TENNESSEE....... is where its at!

- I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even stick out.

- You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy?

- You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up.

- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yall" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world :) We're famous

- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?

- Ha Ha......Who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you?

- Why roll 40 deep when something goes down if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done?

- I live next door to Americans, but we call them Mexicans

- Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?

- We're smart enough to know 65mph means 65, but our speed limit is 70.

- When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my BIG ASS TRUCK then, I give them the finger and tell them to go back to California.

- The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin the beer by 1 yr old....... You're behind.


- You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then.

- Ok....you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code" and as hard as I try I have no idea what you're talking about....I think you're watching too much TV.

- Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty boys, and its not Greek, its French.

- Of course you don't stop at stop signs......NONE of you can drive!

- You can pick up Real mexican food 24 hours a day Huh... well I can swing by home depot and pick up 24 Real mexicans anytime of day. Can you say catering?


- You can keep your golden state... We're the Volunteer State...the one and only!! So BITCH Please!

- Football is a religion, not a sport

- In TENNESSEE football means football, not soccer.

- KISS MY TENNESSEE ASS!!!!!!!!!

- TENNESSEE is the best!
----------------------------------------------but you also forgot that...

...even though your gov. can beat mine up, he will NEVER be able to run for President. EVER.

if you go overseas and mention California you are automatically associated with, Paris Hilton or or Arnold.

if you mention Tennessee you are officially known as Jack Daniels himself and everyone loves you no matter how much they hate the US.


**************Come on TENNESSEE Show Your Colors! Repost!**************


IF YOUR FROM TENNESSEE, THEN BE PROUD...REPOST as:
"BITCH I'M FROM TENNESSEE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

___________________________________________________________

I just thought I would add this from my facebook group "Your Know your from Memphis When...

YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM MEMPHIS WHEN:

-The main attraction at the most expensive hotel are ducks

-You know a "cousin" of Justin Timberlake

-Your wife, husband, and friends cheer for Ohio because y'all can't stand the thought of hearing Rocky Top in the same arena with the Tigers!

- Everyone runs outside at the sight of the first snowflake!

-You wake up at 5 A.M. just to go to the Nike Factory to get the new Jordans!

-You know what the little 'helicopter leaves' do when you pick em up and drop em!

-Jungle Juice is your favorite drink in the entire world!

-When you turn off your stereo,and hear your neighbor's stereo on the same station!


-You know that 107.5 will change names every year without fail..

--You know what 304 means in someone's pager when they turn it upside down!

-If you have or had a family member with a Jherri Curl

-You have "free cable"

-You know Brooks Road is the best place to pick up really friendly girls..

-You know that MusicFest = Mudfest

-You ever used aluminum foil to make a fake grill

-You know someone with hubcap spinners

-You've had your picture taken by the begger on beale street.. or you have taken your picture with him

-Prince Mongo & Jerry "The King" Lawler are on the Mayors ballot

-You have been offered a 2 for 1 and it doesn't involve food

-You know a member of a rap group that actually won an oscar

-You went to the Mall of Murder, Ice Skated, and survived to tell about it!

-You have waited for 4 hours to get a drivers license or have your car inspected..

-You know what the Dirty Dova is.

-Beale street is what you look forward to when you turn 21.

-You dont really care about the Grizzlies, but you love the TIGERS!

- You understand what Makin Easy Money Pimpin Hoes Is Serious really stands for (Three 6 Mafia said it, and that is the way we are going to keep it! Its not Makin Easy Money Pimpin Hoes In Stlye, Its 'Is Serious'... So keep your damn mouth shut). That spells MEMPHIS, for all you retards who didn't understand!

-Three Six Mafia, Project Pat, Frayser boy, Yo Gotti, Nasty Nardo, Al Kapone, 8 Ball & MJG is real rap.

- Orange Mound to G'town you gotta represent.

-You know what real Barbecue is.

-Nonconnah means Autobahn

-You're scared of Germantown Cops

-Running from police at field parties is a way of life

- Someone in your family has an Elvis story

-Your're proud of the number one violent crime rate Memphis holds. Because that means you survived living in Memphis.

-Rednecks or not, we still can kick your ass.

-Our tap water is like your Evian.

-Our mayor does drugs, how hardcore is that?

-Goin muddin' is a sport

-You drive like your gonna kill everyone else.

- The weather doesn't go with the season.

-You know the paradiso is the movie theater filled with 3rd grade prostitutes wearing mini skirts and tube tops.

-You just call the Mississippi "The River."

- You didn't know that the Old Bridge and the New Bridge had names.

-You've seen all the members of Saliva at Wal-Mart.

-You've had to switch the thermostat from heat to air in the same day

- You can say "Take Poplar" and get anywhere from anywhere.

-You know you can make it anywhere in memphis in "about 15 minutes"

- You call the city a shithole, but you'll fight any out-of-towners that agree with you.

-You know Going South or to the boats means you are going to the casinos.

-You know what is means to "Bleed blue and grey"

-You still call it Memphis State

-You know that if you live anywhere in the city limits you're only a street or two away from ghetto.

-You know that McAllisters is the best place to get Sweet Tea!

-You have had multiple bikes stolen from your garage!!!

-Somebody says "201", the first thing that comes to mind aint got nothin to do with a clock. I bet you'd be hard pressed to find another city where everyone in the city knows the street address of the jail!

-You use words and phrases like "damn right", stout", "junt", "she goin", "kinfolk", "killa fye head", "gettin cap", "checkin'","Yeah, Yeah!!", "gettin skully", "chiefin", "fie", and end sentences wit "foo", "BRUH" & "manne" and end roasts wit "lookin ass"

-You loose your damn mind at the party when Triple Six, Project Pat,or Yo Gotti come on and huddle up with everyone else from MEMPHIS and sing THE WHOLE SONG.

-You know all da old Three 6 Mafia, Project Pat and Eighball/MJG neva gets old(remember them tapes with the typed stickers on em) and still call them "Triple 6."

-You have a whole "Play" family which includes: 2 Play brothaz that you always kick it with, 1 play sista u can depend on, 2or 3 Play mamaz that are allowed to whoop yo azz...

-You know somebody's uncle or cousin who bootlegs Cdz...and DVDz

-You remember Stan Bell doin' the Roll Call on K97 every evening at 6:30 and was crunk when someone from ya hood or town was on there ("Now that sounds cool, and that may be, so where u callin from, what's yo set homie?").

- You used to watch Underground TV and could always count on seein people you kno tryin ta do it in da rap game..(Dat's how Yo Gotti started)

- You have beaten some fool up for "cock blocken" at the club

- You rock New Balances now...and used to rock Saucony's (ya'll remember them from like '00)

- You made your own damn "Memphis Walk"

- You remember when EAST END skating rink was da place to be..(Skate Odessey is for da new skool youngins)

- You used to say "slick" before everythang.. ex: Damn I'm slick hungry as hell"

- You have the CRUNKEST Mayor in America!..."Get the Hell outta my office!!"

-You refer to Republicans as "White" and Democrats as "Black"

LOL. Add more and keep it going! Memphis REPRESENT!!!
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June 21, 2007 - Thursday 

Current mood:  crazy
Put a "x" next to each statement that is true. This includes in the past (neighborhoods, memories, etc...) because once you become ghetto you never change back!

[x] I broke into my own house

[x ] I'm always the loudest person in a restaraunt

[x] I believe Tupac is alive

[x] I live/lived in a neighborhood that had their own ice cream man

[] I ran a race barefoot in the middle of the street

[] I ran from the police

[] They didn't catch me

[x] I refer to the "police" as "po po"

[x] I have/had a "candy lady" in my neighborhood

[] I have had to pick my own switch or belt

[] I wash(ed) my shoes with dish washing soap

[x] I drank water from an outside water faucet

[] I have a nickname that is one word said twice (ex: sha sha, sha nae nae, rae rae, dd...)

[x] I have wore house shoes/pajamas outside of the house

[x] I have went to a social gathering and left with a plate of food

[x] I blasted music out my window and danced outside

[x] I have talked back to my t.v.

[x] I sneak food [[*alcohol!*]] into the movie theatre

[] There is always Kool Aid in my ice box

[] There is always at least 5 police cars in your neighborhood at one time

Count how many "x"s you have and multiply that number by 5. Repost this bulletin and title it "I am __% ghetto
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June 17, 2007 - Sunday 

Current mood:  worried

This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


Smoked pot -- $10

Did acid -- $5

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25

Had sex for money -- $100

Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20

Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 25 -- $25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

Been arrested -- $5

Spent time in jail -- $15

Peed in the pool -- $0.50

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend -- $20

Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25

Had anal sex -- $50
Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

Tally it up and Title it..."My Bar Tab Is..."

 

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June 17, 2007 - Sunday 

Current mood:  thoughtful

How old are you going to be when you get married?

Put an X in every box that applies to you

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[] You own a credit/debit card
[] You know how to change the oil in a car
[x] You've done your own laundry
[x] You vote in every election
[] You can cook for yourself
[x] You think politics are exciting

TOTAL: 4

[] You show up for school/college/work every day early
[x] You always carry a pen in your bag/purse/pocket
[] You've never gotten a detention
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
[] You like to take walks
[x] You always watch talk shows
[x] You know what 'credibility' means without looking it up
[x] You drink coffee at least once a week

TOTAL: 5

[x] You can count to 10 in another language
[x] When you say you're going to do something you mostly do it
[x] My parents trust me
[] You can mow the lawn
[x] You can make adults laugh without being stupid
[] You remember to water the plants
[x] You study when you have to
[x] You sometimes pay attention at school/college/work
[x] You remember to feed your pets

TOTAL: 7

[x] You sometimes clean up your own mess
[] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[x] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine
[] You can always go to the store without getting something you don't need
[] You always understand political jokes the first time they are said
[x] You can type quickly

TOTAL: 4

[x] You have realized that the weather forecast changes
[x] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[] You have been to a tupperware party
[x] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[x] You have more bills than you can pay
[x] Most of all your friends are 3 years older than you are
[x] You can say no to staying out all night
[x] You use the internet mostly every day
[x] Your wardrobe hasn't changed in a while
[] You can read a book and actually finish it

TOTAL: 8

Grand Total: 28

Add up all the x's and title subject with the sum as "My marriage age is "x total"

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June 11, 2007 - Monday 

I am a High Class Prep

•HIGH CLASS•
_____________
•[X ] You go/have gone tanning.
•[ ] You own an iPod/mp3 player.
•[X] You love Starbucks.
•[X] You have been called a brat.
•[ ] You have tons of shoes.
•[X ] you hate buying things that are on sale.
•[ ] You have a laptop.
•[x ] You love shopping.
•TOTAL: 5

________
•GOTHIC•
_________
•[x] Black is one of your favourite colours.
•[ ] You wear too much black.
•[ ] you like heavy metal.
•[ ] you've shopped at hot topic
•[ ] You have worn black lipstick.
•[x] You have/had/or wanted piercings.
•[ ] You own/owned a pair of Tripp pants
•[ ] you have at least one unnaturally coloured haired friend.
•TOTAL: 2

_______
•PUNK•
_______
•[ ]You can skateboard.
•[ ] You like plaid.
•[ ] You have/love Converse.
•[ ] You hate mtv.
•[ ] You have/had/wanted blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
•[ ] You love mohawks
•[x] You LOVE Music.
•[x]Hate people who pretend to be something they are not
•TOTAL: 2

______
•EMO•
______
•[x] You are depressed sometimes.
•[ ] You have dark coloured thick-rimmed glasses.
•[x] You cry easily
•[x] You like emo music
•[ ] You've kept a journal/diary. [does lj count]
•[ ] You have written a sad poem.
•[x] you have dyed your hair
•[ ] You're sad when you're drunk
•TOTAL: 4

_________
•GHETTO•
_________
•[x ]You like rap.
•[x] have said "Fo Sho, Fo Shizzle, Fo Sheezy, etc."
•[ ] You have worn/wanted a grill.
•[ ] you have won a freestyling contest.
•[ ]have worn your shoes with the tongue flipped out.
•[ ] you know most of the lines from Boyz N Da Hood
•[ ] You own a huge gold chain with a giant gold pendant
•TOTAL: 2

___________
•HARDCORE•
___________
•[x] it has to be loud. You like loud music.
•[ ] You love/like the Ninja Turtles.
•[x] You have slip-on shoes.
•[ ] You like Norma Jean.
•[X] People have called you a freak and meant it lovingly
•[ ] Your hair has been dyed more than one colour.
•[x] You wear jeans a lot.
•[ ] You are/know people in a hardcore band.
•TOTAL: 4

_______
•PREP•
_______
•[x] You LOVE The OC.
•[x] You had/have/want a tiny/small sized dog.
•[x] Your usual outfits consist of pink.
•[ ] You like buying shoes A LOT.
•[x] You shop at Hollister and/or Abercrombie
•[x] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
•[x] You have big sunglasses.
•[ ]You can't go anywhere without your hair perfect.
•TOTAL: 6

__________
•ATHLETIC•
__________
•[ ] You watch the Superbowl.
•[ ] You own track shoes, cleats, or other sports related shoes.
•[ ] You collect jerseys.
•[ ] You have/ had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
•[ ] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
•[ ] You belong/belonged to a team.
•[ ] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.
•TOTAL: 0

________
•SCENE•
________
•[ ] You like putting bows in your hair
•[ ] You have parted your hair to the side.
•[x] You think polka-dots are cute.
•[x] You have done a peace sign while you pose for a picture.
•[ ] You've been called scene before.
•[ ] You have dyed your hair a bright, or neon color
•[ ] You wear/wore long, colorful socks with your skirts
•TOTAL: 2

__________
•REDNECK•
__________
•[x] Gone four wheeling.
•[  ] Went hunting.
•[  ] at family gatherings all you do is eat and watch you're family get happy from the pie your cousin made
•[ ] have gone fishing
•[x] Ate beef jerky
•[x] Ever said GIT-R-DONE.
•[x] Listened to the song Redneck Woman (intentionally).
•[x] Know who Jeff Foxworthy is.
•TOTAL: 5

____________
•METALHEAD•
____________
•[ ]You wear band shirts a lot
•[ ] If people down talk metal you down talk their favourite music.
•[ ] You like band like Lamb Of God...
•[ ] You HATE emo.
•[ ] You love/like Black Sabbath.
•[ ] You have gone to Ozzfest or want to go
•[x] You like/LOVE to headbang.
•[ ] You don't like rap.
•[x] You have a taste for classic rock as well.
•TOTAL: 2


•The 1 that you have the most X's under will be your title!!•
Repost this as "what's your stereotype?

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May 28, 2007 - Monday 

Current mood:  hopeful
Category: Life
1. Who was your first prom date?
Never Went

2. Who was your first roommate?
Tara

3. What was your first alcoholic drink?
..> ..>
Goldschlager

& Strawberry Margarita Mix

...Don't Ask. LOL.


4. What was your first job?
Hostess @ Perkin's Resturant

5. What was your first car?
86' Lumina


6. Who was the first person you texted today?
Noor

7. Who is the first person you thought of this morning?
Chris

8. Who was your first grade teacher?
Ms. Taylor

9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?
Atlanta

10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?
Tamala. It was a rave!


11. Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them?

Shameka. No. It was 1st grade.

12. Where was your first sleep over?
I have no idea

13. Who was the first person you talked to this morning?
Omar


14. Whose wedding were you in the first time?
It was going to be Rachel. Long Story.

15. What is the first thing you do in the morning?
Eat

16. What was the first concert you ever went to?
Backstreet Boys. LOL.

17. First tattoo or piercing?
Butterfly on my back.

18. First foreign country you went to?
Haven't gone to one yet.


19. First crush?
Chris (Not that one). LOL.


20. First sport?
Soccer

21. When was your first detention?
Hard to remember. I had so many.

22. Who was your first kiss?
Chris

23. What was the first state you lived in?
Tennessee

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May 23, 2007 - Wednesday 

Current mood:  numb
Category: Friends

I just wanted to vent about all the people (and they know who they are) that I thought were near and dear to me who turned on me in a heartbeat.

I think its so fucked up how everyone claims how true they are to me and then turn on me so fucking fast.

I guess everyone, in the end only looks out for themselves and that's a fucked up lesson in life to learn.

You really can't trust anyone to be true to the bitter end, because everyone is so fucking fake.

To all those who have turned their back on me, I hope you choke on air (but then dislodge the air so you could breathe again...I am not that bitter).

At least you would feel like me because everytime a friend decides to turn their back on me, or talks shit about me, I choke on all the bullshit they have ever fed to me over the years.

Goodluck to all the bullshitters in life. You should take up a job in sales!!!

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