Holy shit, dude. We're on tour.
On the road of, we have met a number of people and places that rock balls. Ball-rockers include...
Chucky and Angel at the Sanctuary in SA, TX.
Janel in SA for the crash space.
Mark Mangus for all his help with venues.
LUIS MOTHERFUCKIN' ROLONG!
Dave and Shaggy the transgender bartender at the Black Dog Tavern in Fort Worth. Nice tits, dude.
Yoshi in Lubbock for her unbelievable generosity. When in Lubbock, stop by Persecution Tattoo and Peircing and ask for Yoshi. She'll fix ya up.
Rose, Winston, Electra and Jason in Sante Fe. We kicked your ass at Super Smash Bros!
Laurell and the Jughead's crew in Phoenix for the good times, good drugs and all the fuckin PBR we could ask for.
Roy's aunt for setting us up at the Excalibur in Vegas!
Red Tape is rad. Listen to them.
Gov's family for housing us up and providing the grub.
The Cell Block crew in Salt Lake for all the free booze and treating us like mob bosses.
Jersey Sarah from Salt Lake and the seven kids at Wild Mushroom Pizza for sticking around and forcing us to put on a good show. Sorry about Jeff getting kicked out of the coffee house. He's kind of a dick like that.
and last but not fucking least...
DENVER MOTHERFUCKIN' DAN and the whole Denver crew (Street Punk Ryan, Dreadlocks Dude, etc.) for providing us with the best show on the entire tour and a great goodbye to the road.
Thanks also to AudioKineticAssault for being great dudes, the Three Kings Tavern for providing us with yet another endless supply of Pabst and the weird kids from DenCo for hanging out with us and to the At the Drive-In kid who puked like a champ downtown. Happy birthday, motherfucker!