How to make Sprite Stew
1. Large Caldron
1. Jug of Mead
1. Fattened Sprite
1.Hand full of Mint
Set caldron over fire and the mead until 1/2 full. Let simmer
then add the mint.
When the hot mead teats good and minty add Sprite.
(You might want to shave your Sprite if you don't like hair in
your food)
Boil alive until meat falls off the bones.