1. Do you forget to take off your makeup when you go to sleep?
not anymore really, I feel all icky when I get up and there's makeup smeared all over my face.  I even remember to take my makeup off now even if I've had too much 'water' to drink.

2. Have u kissed any one on ur top list?
yep, and it was the best thing in the world :)

3. Are you happy with your looks?
sometimes.  When I just look at myself in the mirror I always pick out all my flaws, but sometimes when I'm laughing and having a good time and just happen to glance in a mirror or see my reflection, I'm like damn... so I guess I can be hot, it's all in confidence and the inside, I just have to work on that more.

4. Do you enjoy drama?
sure, every girl loves a little drama- but I hate it when it involves me and gets really intense, there's a limit to how much drama I like, and the limit is really low.

5. Are you a girly girl?
yeah, I love to dress up and be all 'prim and proper' and stuff.  I mean come on, I have etiquette books.  But, I do have my wild side where I enjoy video games, sports, and other guyish stuff.

7. Do you hate cramps?
now why the hell would I like cramps?  It's like having someone punch you in the stomach over and over, of course I hate cramps

8. Are you short?
meh, I'm average, no tall super model- but I like my height

9. Do you like someone right now?
yes, more like LOVE- and he's amazing

10. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?
well, surprisingly I've had my butt smacked a lot, even by strangers just going down the street.  There's not much you can do really except glare at the person.  But in my opinion, I think you should turn around and smack their butt right back :P  ha ha, jk

11. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
yeah

12.Do you think you're conceited?
ha ha, idk, do you think I'm conceited?

12. Are you a bitch?
oh yeah, sometimes- all girls are a bitch every once in awhile

13. have u ever got in a cat fight?
no lol

14. would you like to hit some one right now?
not really, unless I would want to be hit back

15. Which class is most boring in school?
oh jeez.. umm.. probably United States Government and Civic Practices, doesn't the title just want to make you snore?

16. What class do you love the most?
Theatre, tis awsome

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
meh, I don't know, maybe?

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
I have before, yes.

20. How many guys do u think will end up reading this, just cause.
Ha ha, I have no idea

Girl Confessions
[X] I do wear make up.
[X] When I walk by mirrors, I can't help but look.
[x-sometimes] When I walk by mirrors, I like what I see
[X] When i walk by mirrors, i just make sure i dont look too bad
[X-sometimes] When I walk by mirrors, I hate what I see.
[X] I wear toe nail polish.
[X- almost, I stoped myself] I have cried at a movie theater.
[x] I love chocolate covered pretzels.
[Xxx] Getting a flower makes me smile, especially for no reason.
[X] I've wrecked a car
[X] I can't put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[Xxx] I'd basically do anything for that special guy
[Xxx] I get jealous easily
[XXX] I love cuddling.
[] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[] I've gotten a detention.
[ ] I've gotten suspended.
[ ] I've gotten expelled.
[Xx] I love to laugh.
[X] I like rock.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[x] I like rap.
[ x] I like techno.
[] I like country.
[X] I carry a purse
[] I'd be lost without my cell phone
[ ] I'd be lost without my mp3/CD player/iPOD/Radio
[x] I own/did own a Spice Girls CD
[X] I own/did own a Britney Spears CD
[X] I own/did own a boy band CD.
[XXX] Football isn't boring.
[xxx] I love athletic boys.
[XXXI love guys that are just themselves.
[Xx] Guys are confusing
[] I've been called a bad influence.
[X] Lip gloss is better than lipstick.
[x-chapstick, does that count?] I can't leave the house without makeup.
[ ] I hate video games.
[X] My friends are the best.
[X] I would do anything for my friends.
[X- well, nothing bad anyways :P] I have an addiction.
[x- I've been debating with myself for awhile now] I want a tatoo.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] I have piercings other than my ears.
[ ] I have been to more than 5 concerts

YAY, go drinking!  :)  I knew there was greatness behind it....

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Ha ha, so funny... read on:

Intersting things to know you'll find out if you have a son:

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department inAustin , TX has a 5-minute response
time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
earthworms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy. 
22  .) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. 
23  .) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
friends, with or without kids. 
24  .) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.  

 Ha ha, this made me laugh.. enjoy! ^_^

9 Things that annoy the HeCk outa me...

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire 
room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. 
and change the channel manually.


 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it  too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course  it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?  Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give  me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, 
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an  improvement, then there must have been something before it, 
couldn't be new.


 8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the 
longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus  come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Things to Know

1.  Budweiser beer conditions the hair (ha ha- go beer!)

2.  Pam cooking spray will dry fingernail polish

3.  Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes

4.  Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair

5.  Elmer's Glue- paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads if any

6.  Shiny Hair- use brewed Lipton Tea

7.  Sunburn- empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water

8.  Minor burn- Colgate or Crest toothpaste

9.  Burn your tongue?  Put sugar on it!

10.  Arthritis?  WD-40 Spary and rub in, kill insect stings too

11.  Bee stings- meat tenderizer

12.  Chigger bite- Preparation H

13.  Puffy eyes- Preparation H

14.  Paper cut- crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals)

15.  Stinky feet- Jello!

16.  Athletes feet- cornstarch

17.  Fungus on toenails or fingernails- Vicks vapor rub

18.  Kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes.  Just put in the detergent section and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet.  (Wow, and we drink this stuff)

19.  Kool aid can be used as a dye in paint also Kool Aid in Dannon plain yogurt as a finger paint, your kids will love it and it won't hurt them if they eat it!

20.  Peanut butter- will get scratches out of CD's!  Wipe off with a coffee filter paper

21.  Sticking bicycle chain- Pam no-stick cooking spray

22.  Pam will also remove paint, and grease from your hands!  Keep a can in your garage for your hubby

23.  Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls

24.  When the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn starch and watch them slide on

25.  Heavy dandruff- pour on the vinegar!

26.  Body paint- Crisco mixed with food coloring.  Heat the Crisco in the microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the food color of your choice!

27.  Tie Dye T-shirt- mix a solution of Kool Aid in a container, tie a rubber band around a section of the T-shirt and soak

28.  Preserving a newspaper clipping- large bottle of club soda and cup of milk of magnesia, soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last for many years!

29.  A Slinky will hold toast and CD's!

30.  To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate toothpaste.

31.  Wine stains, pour on the Morton salt and watch it absorb into the salt

32.  To remove wax- take a paper towel and iron it over the wax stain, it will absorb into the towel

33.  Remove labels off glassware, etc. rub with Peanut butter!

34.  Baked on food- fill container with water, get a Bounce paper softener and the static from the Bounce towel will cause the baked on food to adhere to it.  Soak overnight.  Also; you can use 2 Efferdent tablets, soak overnight!

35.  Crayon on the wall- Colgate toothpaste and brush it!

36.  Dirty grout- Listerine

37.  Stains on clothes- Colgate

38.  Grass tstains- Karo syrup

39.  Grease stains- coca cola, it will also remove grease stains from the driveway overnight.  We know it will take corrosion from car batteries!

40.  Fleas in your carpet?  20 Mule Team Borax- sprinkle and let stand for 24 hours.

41.  To keep FRESH FLOWERS longer, add a little Cloroz, or 2 Bayer aspirin, or just use 7-up instead of water.

42.  When you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever wondered which the freshest, so you "squeeze" for freshness or softness?  Did you know that the bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week?  Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.  Each day has a different color twist tie.  They are:

Monday= Blue, Tuesday= Green, Thursday= Red, Friday= White, and Saturday= Yellow.

Hmm... interesting stuff to know, yeah?  I like the bread part.. don't know if it's like that in every store, but meh.  Only one way to find out yeah?  ^_^  Oh and btw- I am not responsible if any of these tips turn out wrong, just fyi.

Right so I found this, ha ha.. and I love the patience part- SO TRUE :P

The Aries boy is bold, honest, and direct, so you'll always know where you stand with him. Together, you'll have so much fun that you'll light up the room whenever you're together.

Both of you are fearless, impulsive, and energetic. You have similar social styles and probably share a love of action sports or wild adventures.

When it comes to making joint decisions, you both like to be in charge. You can learn to compromise, but it might be a struggle sometimes. When you argue, it can get nasty, but once you clear the air, your relationship will continue like nothing ever happened.

Dating will teach both of you about a very important virtue--PATIENCE. Encourage one another to enjoy life--and yourselves--one day at a time.

Alright, since facebook is being stupid right now and I can't get these pictures on there, I'll just put them on here :P

KoRi'S 19Th B-PaRtY

The BiRtHday GiRl and I- GreAt smile KoRi ^_-

Stack O' PoKer ChIps... ThAt's JamIe's hand thEre, aNd I think ShE's TrYinG to Be NasTy...

AnD so whAt happeNs?  I JuMp in On ThE Fun.. Ha ha..

AHh SyMboliSm.. thAt's TiFfany on the RiGht aNd ShyLa on the LefT... THey WeRe runnIng LatE...

Me.. AfTer PlayIng BasKetbAll OutSide In ThE RaIn... My HaIr Didn'T StaY straIght loNg...

JaMie.. Ha hA.. NeeD I sAy MoRe?

Me AnD the chiPs b4 ThE staRt Of the GaMe...

KoRi aNd her YummY cAke! (ThAt JaMie MadE of CouRse)

KoRi DrInKing...... Soda.

KoRi aNd her PresEnts...

Us BeForE, WiTh tHe SpOnge PiLls...

ThE SpOnGe PiLls...

OoH LoOk thEy ChanGed... iNto DinOsaurs.. (ha Ha.. YeS we ArE 19...)

Us AfTeR wiTh the DinoSaurs..

AnD of CouRse We CoUldN't LeAve an InnoCent Child'S Toy InnOcEnt, We HaD To AdD ThE DiNo SeX In ThErE...

So I thought this was clever, and most of it so true!  Not that I have any problems with my guy (although some should be taken into thought.. ;) ), I just wanted to post this for my guy friends or any friend that thinks their guy should know some of this.  All in all it's some good tips!

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. DON'T EVER CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat.

4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did.

8. If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy..

11. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING (plastic ones from machines count). Even if it's not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR GIRLFRIEND CLOSER.

16. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them WITHOUT being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.

28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.

29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt her more if you draw it out.

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

31. NEVER, and i mean NEVER make her do anything she doesn't wanna do. Because if you do she'll think that you're only after one thing. (and i think you all know what that is)


(If you have read this and you are a girl, then some of these things are actually really true...am I right?! And if you read this and you are a guy, then these are like the best tips you could ever get!)

 So I know that I haven't ever posted a blog yet - ha ha, but I've decided that I'll just post stuff that I find that I like and think others should read... so read on! ^_^

This one made me think... and how true it is, if only I could fallow it's wise words and take life as life should be taken.  But alas with this day and age, it is hard to do so unless you want to find yourself on the streets.  But still, sometimes you just NEED to procrastinate, and LIVE life!

READ THIS VERY SLOWLY.... IT'S PRETTY PROFOUND.

 Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because
they 
haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule,
 didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their
routine.
>
>
> I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who
passed
> up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut
> back.  From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible.
>
>
> How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't

> suggest going out to dinner until after something had been
> thawed?  Does the word "refrigeration" mean nothing to you?
>
> How often have your kids dropped in to Talk and sat in silence while
you
> watched 'Jeopardy' on television?
>
> I cannot count the times I called my sister and said, "How about going
to
> lunch in a half hour?"  She would gas up and stammer, "I
> can't. I have clothes on the line.  My hair is dirty.  I wish I had
known
> yesterday, I had a late breakfast, It looks like rain."  And
> my personal favorite:  "It's Monday." She died a few years ago. We
never
> did have lunch together.
>
> Because Americans cram so much into their lives, we tend to schedul e
our
> headaches..  We live on a sparse diet of promises we make to
> ourselves when all the conditions are perfect!
>
> We'll go back and visit the grandparents when we get Steve
toilet-trained
> We'll entertain when we replace the living-room carpet.
> We'll go on a second honeymoon when we get two more kids out of
college.
>
> Life has a way of accelerating as we get older.  The days get shorter,
and
> the list of promises to Ourselves gets longer.  One
> morning, we awaken, and all we have to show for our lives is a litany
of
> "I'm going to," "I plan on," and "Someday, when things are
> settled down a bit."
>
> When anyone calls my 'seize the moment' friend, she is open to
adventure
> and available for trips.  She keeps an open mind on new
> ideas.  Her enthusiasm for life is contagious.  You talk with her for
five
> minutes, and you ' re ready to trade your bad feet for a
> pair of Rollerblades and skip an elevator for a bungee cord.
>
> My lips have not touched ice cream in 10 years.  I love ice cream.
It's
> just that I might as well apply it directly to my stomach
> with a spatula and eliminate the digestive process  The other day, I
> stopped the car and bought a triple-Decker.  If my car had hit an
> iceberg on the way home, I would have died happy.
>
> Now...go on and have a nice day.  Do something you WANT to......not
> something on your SHOULD DO list. If you Were going to die soon
> and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and
what
> would you say?  And why are you waiting?
>
> Make sure you read this to the end; you will understand why I sent
this to
> you.
>
> Have you ever watched kids playing on a merry go round or listened to
the
> rain lapping on the ground?  Ever followed a b utterfly's
> erratic flight or gazed at the sun into the fading night? Do you run
> through each day on the fly?  When you ask "How are you?"  Do you
> hear the reply?
>
> When the day is done, do you lie in your bed with the next hundred
chores
> running through your head?  Ever told your child, "We'll do
> it tomorrow."  And in your haste, not see his sorrow?  Ever lost
touch?
> Let a good friendship die?  Just call to say "Hi"?
>
> When you worry and hurry through your day, it is like an unopened
> gift....Thrown away.... Life is not a race Take it slower.  Hear the
> music before the song is Over.
>

>
> "Life may not be the party we hoped for...  But while we are here we
might
> as well dance.