Some things go without saying, unfortunatly, some people could benefit from this useful knowledge.

Here is a short list that may help guide you along your way... 

* Never redo a high-five, if you fuck it up, let it go man.

* Never let on that any food is to spicy or hot for you to handle.

* Motorcycles only, scooters are for fags.

* You should never drink your boys last beer without permission.

* If your white,  never leave the sticker on your new Era hat.

* Again, if your white, never wear a jacket that sports the logo of more than one major league team.

* Its ok to borrow another guys clothes, just dont ever return them, even if you dont plan to use it again.

* One phone call per day to your girlfriend. Just one!

* If a guy is singing in the car, no other men may join him.

* It is never acceptable for one man to feed another in any way.

* Never use the term lovemaking, except when tryin to get ass.

* If walking next to a buddy, and your hands accidentally touch, don't acknowledge it

* Men must not sit next to each other in an empty movie theater

* Never poke fun of Chuck Norris

* Never buy a stripper a car.

* As long as a girls breasts stick out farther than her gut, shes not fat. Go for it.

* Anything you can play while drinking is not a real sport - golf, softball, darts, cards. Theyre just things to do while getting drunk.

* No man shall ever be required to buy another man a birthday gift

Got one that should be added? let me know