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Status: Single
Age: 43
Sign: Pisces

City: GERMANTOWN
State: Maryland
Country: US
Signup Date: 3/1/2008

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Friday, July 17, 2009 
It's official!! Bob Vance will be in Scranton for the August 1st Fan Tour! Not only that, Tanster (from Office Tally) will be joining him! I'm sure tickets will go fast, so get yours now!

http://www.theofficeconvention.com/newmail/

Today's Office Quote:

Phyllis: Hi guys.
Ryan: Hey.
Phyllis: Does everybody know my boyfriend, Bob Vance?
Kevin: Kevin Malone.
Bob Vance: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Stanley: Stanley Hudson.
Bob Vance: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan: Ryan Howard.
Bob Vance: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan: What line of work you in, Bob?
Saturday, June 06, 2009 
Many of you know that in addition to being a Bob Vance fan I'm a Bacon Brothers fan. Kevin Bacon and his brother Michael have an awesome band and they just started a street team. It is really cool, you earn points for tasks that help get the word out about the band and points can be spent in the store for cool things like autographed items and meet & greet passes. If you have a minute, check it out...

Thursday, March 05, 2009 
In honor of tonight's Valentines Day episode, here are some romantic (and not so romantic) moments from the office....

Michael: Yes. Uh, Pam? You kind of have your foot in both camps, why don't you do the uh, jump ball OK?
Roy: Don't listen to him Pam. Trust me, tip it my way or you're sleeping in the car.

Pam: [whispering] Hey, Jim, can I talk to you for a second?
Jim: Sure, what's up?
Pam: Um, I don't know, I'm just like, I'm going a little crazy 'cause I keep overhearing all these conversations between Michael and corporate about like, staff issues?
Jim: Oh no?
Pam: Yeah, he's making me take notes on these meetings and I'm, like, "These people are my friends." But he's all like, "This is confidential. You can't tell anybody." But I just feel like I want to... aaah. Just promise me you're not gonna say anything.
Jim: No, will not, I'm not going to tell anybody. This is between you and me.
Pam: OK, yeah.
Dwight: Jackpot.

Jim: That was beautiful. All her idea too. Awesome. She is so great.

Jim: Oh, here she is. Careful, careful, whoa. Alright, easy. Almost there.
Pam: Hey, um, can I ask you a question?
Jim: Shoot.
[Pam stares at Jim for a little while, then glances at the camera, realizes she's on camera]
Pam: Um, I just wanted to say thanks.
Jim: Not really a question. [starts to laugh] Okay, let's get you home, you're drunk.
[Jim opens the door for her]

Pam: [On phone] About 10 minutes ago. No, I didn't know what to say. Yes, I know. Um, I don't know, mom, he's my best friend. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, I think I am. [Jim enters] I have to go. I will. Listen, Jim... [They kiss]

Kevin: Woah. [Delivery man with flowers]
Pam: Guess what?
Phyllis: Really, Oh, they're from Bob again.

Pam: So ok. I'm watching the movie, by myself...
Jim: Right.
Pam: Because I just wanted a relaxing evening at home...
Jim: Ok.
Pam: And, I'm freaking out.
Jim: Yeah.
Pam: That movie is so scary!
Jim: I know!
Pam: But I'm holding on because I keep waiting for Sandra Bullock to show up.
Jim: No way. How do you confuse 28 Days with 28 Days Later?
Pam: Because I got it at Blockbuster and they don't put the pictures on the box.
Jim: No, you're making this up!
Pam: Would I make that up?
Jim: Yes. Fancy New Beesley would make that up. New apartment, new stories.
Pam: Oh, yeah, in my fancy new apartment. I have one bedroom, one bathroom, and a closet.
Jim: And how many kitchens?
Pam: I have one kitchen.
Jim: Wow, you got totally taken for a ride Beesley.
Pam: It's actually...
Jim: Most apartments these days have like three.
Pam: Three kitchens?
Jim: Yes! How are you going to cook every meal of the day in one kitchen?

Priest: And do you, Phyllis, take Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration, to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Phyllis: I do.
Michael: Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you for the first time as a couple, Mr. and Mrs. Bob Vance!
Priest: And do you, Bob...
Michael: Oh, shiii...
Priest: ... take Phyllis to be your lawfully wedded wife
Bob Vance: I do.

Jim: I broke up with Karen after the job interview, and uh... it was a little awkward when she came back from the city. She told me, very clearly, just because we were broken up didn't mean she was going anywhere, because she worked really hard for her career. But the next day her desk was empty, and as for me and my current romantic life, I uh... I'm single now and looking, so if you know anybody.

 
Pam: Jim and I went to dinner a few times when he got back from New York. I talked him through his break up. It's really nice to be good friends again.

 
Kevin: Are you kidding me, Pam and Jim are totally hooking up. All they do is smile; they're just keeping it a secret. Right? [looks at Oscar]
Oscar: I don't know, there is no evidence of intimacy. They've been in remarkably good moods. It could be other things.
Kevin: Are you kidding me?

Jim: [Pam and Jim watch video of their kiss on the tv] Oh, ah... No that's not... I mean that wasn't, ah...
Pam: Yeah... That was um...
Jim: I mean I can see how it would seem a bit like we uh... How it looks like um... I mean now a days you can edit anything, right? I mean you can edit anything to look like um... anything.
Pam: Yeah, I gave him a ride home because...
Jim: Right!
Pam: ... We're dating.
Jim: Wow! There it is.
Pam: Ah, yeah. We haven't told anybody, but it's going really great. [looks at Jim] Right?
Jim: It is going really great.

Andy: [on microphone] Can I have your attention please? [music stops] I
was waiting for the right time to do this, and I can't think of a better time
than right now, with the music playing, and all our friends around, and
fireworks going off... My parents are here! Andrew and Ellen Bernard. Thank you
for sharing in this joyous moment. Miss Angela Martin, will you please join me
onstage? [Angela shakes her head 'no'] Okay, then I will come to you, my flower.
[knocks over Darryl's keyboard]
Darryl: Unh! Damn it!
Andy:
Angela, will you do me the honor... of giving me your tiny hand in marriage?
[shows her a ring]
Angela: ...Okay.
Andy: Into the mic,
sweetie.
Angela: I said, okay.

 
Wednesday, September 24, 2008 
A message from Nette...
 
Hey Office fans,

Please join us for a special moderated Q & A chat with Bobby Ray Shafer/Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration!

If you have any questions that you'd like to ask Bobby about season 5, Bobby's movie projects or showbiz, then please email me at netteslayouts@aol.com. He's graciously agreed to chat with us!

The first half hour Diane from Bob Vance Unite's MySpace page will hold a moderated Q & A from the questions that we receive in email, then the chat will open so that everyone can talk to Scranton's favorite refrigeration guy!

When: Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

Where: Office Chat Box. Go here: http://netteslayouts.com/?page_id=292

Time: 7pm pacific time (10pm eastern time)

Please help spread the word!

Thank you!
~Nette (NettesLayouts.com)
Monday, September 22, 2008 

Nette is hosting a moderated chat with Bobby Ray Shafer aka Bob Vance this week. Do you have a question you would like her to ask? If so, post it here.

He will take questions from people who are on the chat after the moderated part.

Thanks!

~ Diane

Here is the announcement from Nette

Hey Office fans,

Please join us for a special moderated Q & A chat with Bobby Ray Shafer/Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration!

If you have any questions that you'd like to ask Bobby about season 5, Bobby's movie projects or showbiz, then please email me at netteslayouts@aol.com. He's graciously agreed to chat with us!

The first half hour Diane from Bob Vance Unite's MySpace page will hold a moderated Q & A from the questions that we receive in email, then the chat will open so that everyone can talk to Scranton's favorite refrigeration guy!

When: Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

Where: Office Chat Box. Go here: http://netteslayouts.com/?page_id=292

Time: 7pm pacific time (10pm eastern time)

Please help spread the word!

Thank you!
~Nette (NettesLayouts.com)
Monday, July 07, 2008 

Current mood:  excited

There are two ways to win…the first person to complete the dialogue correctly (replace the question marks with the correct dialogue) will win and the funniest/most creative alternate scene (I'm the judge) will win. You have through Sunday night to get your alternate endings in. To be considered for the prizes please post your answer as a comment to this blog. Thanks for playing and have fun!!

 

Michael Scott:

Phyllis and Bob. Their celebrity couple name would be Phlob… You look at her and she's kinda matronly today, but back in high school, I swear her nickname was easy rider. Now as for Bob, Bob Vance is a guy that…he works…....

 

Bob Vance: 

Ok. That's enough. Thanks, thanks Michael. Gimme the mic.....

 

Michael Scott: 

???

 

Bob Vance: 

???

 

Michael Scott:

???

 

Bob Vance:

???

 

Michael Scott:

???

Currently listening:
Live: The No Food Jokes Tour
By The Bacon Brothers
Release date: 2003-11-11
Friday, July 04, 2008 

Current mood:  excited

Next week I will have the first Bob Vance Fans Unite contest and there are two ways to win. I will post text from a Bob Vance scene from The Office. The first person to correctly complete the scene (I'll specify the amount of dialogue required) will win. And the person who comes up with the funniest/most creative alternate ending (I'm the judge) will win. The super COOL prize?!?!...a Vance Refrigeration magnet autographed by Bobby Ray Shafer/Bob Vance.

Currently listening:
The Definitive Collection
By The Mavericks
Release date: 2004-06-22
Thursday, June 12, 2008 

Current mood:  ecstatic

Bobby Ray Shafer graciously agreed to be interviewed for our fan page. (Thanks to all of you who contributed questions.) There are two groups of questions, the first for Bobby Ray Shafer as himself, the second for Bob Vance and he was kind enough to answer them in character. Enjoy!!

 

Questions for Bobby Ray Shafer:

Who is your all-time favorite actor and what movies made you want to become an actor?
Gary Cooper. High Noon.

Do you prefer improv to scripted acting?
Absolutely not. I want a script. Improv is not acting, it's reacting. "Scripted acting" is about creating and becoming a character. Would you rather watch Flava-Flav, or Sir Anthony Hopkins? As we like to say: "If it ain't on the page, it ain't on the stage." The Groundlings or Shakespeare? It's no contest. Improvisation which occurs within the context of a scene with character(s) committed to the same story is fine and BV-VR says bring that on anytime. Certainly working with Mr. Carell one can expect that sort of thing... it's a bit like finding a suitcase on the side of the road and when you open it up, a BOBCAT leaps out...

Will there be more of Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration, next season? We didn't get enough of him this season!
I certainly hope so, but that question can only be answered by Mr. Greg Daniels. (And he (BV-VR) didn't get enough of him either.)

Do you know if there will be another Office Convention in Scranton, and if so will you be there again? (Seeing you was the highlight for a lot of us.)
I think that there will be but I doubt that it will be this year because of the strike(s) and the fact that there are 28-30 Office episodes ordered for next season, not to mention the additional 13 episodes of THE SPIN-OFF (that dares not speak it's name)... and I believe from what Sherlock Shafer has been able to detect, that the shooting schedules for both series will prohibit that from happening this year, but again, that's merely an educated guess. From conversations I've had with the fine folks back in Scranton, PA I believe that they're all for it. And thank you, it's nice to be a highlight!

What do you like best about playing Bob Vance and how much of your own personality comes through in this character?
This is certainly a trick question and it's stumped me for two days now so I'll just say that what I like best about being Bob Vance is the R-E-S-P-E-C-T given to the show and the cast from our peers and of course the L-O-V-E from the fans. What I like best about playing Bob Vance is his inner strength and moral uprightness. He's a Marine and a gentlemen and very old school and he's just so ROCK SOLID... and as for the differences/similarities/ambiguities of his-mine-our personalities, all I will say is that Bob & Bobby are very similar and are very ambitious and strive to be pretty COOL.

What character developments would you like to see happen with Bob Vance in Season 5?
I'd like to see VANCE REFRIGERATION premiere after the Super Bowl. So there, I've said it. But that's part of 'THE SECRET', right? Tell the universe what you want. (And then go get it.) I think the best analogy was when I was a basketball player I wanted to be IN the game, not on the bench. "Put me in, Coach. I'm ready to play, today." (And never take me out because I'm gonna dunk on somebody soon.)

What do you like to do for fun?
I love to play golf and I love to cook and I love the beach and I love to read books by the pool and I love Lakers basketball and pretty girls and miracles.

A few either or questions…
John Wayne or Clint Eastwood?
I've been stealing, er, I mean paying homage to both of them for years, so it's almost impossible to pick between them but if I have to I'll go with The Duke.
Hamburgers or hot dogs?
One of each please... No? Burger, hold the onions.
Sports car or pick up truck?
A pick up truck with a sports car engine.


Questions for Bob Vance:

What is a typical evening at home with Bob and Phyllis like?
Dinner, TV, and an early bed time.

What inspired you to get into the refrigeration business?
Need and opportunity and an insatiable desire to keep things cool.


What do you like best about your work?
The cash.

What do you like least about your work?
Taxes. Federal regulations. Employees whining. Vending machine breakdowns.

How has the recent global warming fervor effected Vance Refrigeration?
Air conditioning sales are up.

Do you offer 24-7 Technical Support?
Only for our commercial accounts.

To what extent will Vance Refrigeration be involved in outsourcing?
Not.

Are all your technicians licensed and bonded?
Yes, except for Gino & Leo who's drug-urine test results which were somehow mysteriously tainted.


I heard that all you really need to keep your air conditioning running is a wire brush and a bottle of ammonia. Response?
Maybe after I stop laughing I'll be able to write something coherent.


Dual Compression & Redundancy: Necessary?
Not at all. Two compressors are usually better than one. The only time 2 is not better than 1 is when it is applied to girlfriends and/or wives.

My car's AC is running... well... mushy. It feels mushy in there. It's a '91 Mazda. Could you come look at it for a minute? I'll hold up the phone: Hear that? chirp chirp chirp... What IS that?!
The chirping sound is the timer on the explosive device which is about to blow that piece of junk out of your driveway. You'll thank me later. They always do.

Thank you for your questions and your support. Bob Vance loves you! And he's not just saying that like some phony Hollywood actor. Right, McDreamy? It's true and it's for real. So there. Unite! And always keep it cool,

BRS ~ BV-VR

Friday, May 30, 2008 

Current mood:  ecstatic

Woo hoo!!! Bobby Ray Shafer/Bob Vance has agreed to be interviewed for our fan page!!

So, what do you want to know? Please post your proposed questions here by Friday, June 6th. I'll go through them, compile a list (weed out duplicates) and see how many we can get answered.

What a great way to start the weekend!

Currently listening:
White Knuckles
By The Bacon Brothers
Release date: 2005-11-01
Wednesday, May 28, 2008 

Current mood:  chill

I was out of town with no internet access when the season finale aired, so I didn't get to take part in any of the post broadcast discussions. I'd love to hear what you thought about the episode. I was hoping for more Bob Vance, but what else is new, right? He did make it to the deleted scenes on NBC.com. Here is the link http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/cat=28287 (Clip 5).

I loved the part and the beginning with Dwight's phone. I thought Phyllis was great and loved how bitchy Angela was when Phyllis asked her for her vendors. I was a little bummed that the timing didn't work out for Jim and Pam. I wonder if they will be featured in the webisodes this summer.

I already have the DVD release date on my calendar. I plan to take the day off and watch all the extras right away!