"McCool's Ass"
it is so sweet, i can't help but eat,
her anals taste like lime,
i love to make her mine,
as michelle's ass pulsates,
my glands thusly gyrate,
her ass tastes like berries.

it is sweet like spring dew,
when i lick it, she screams dew me now,
i relent, and it happens,
beautiful love occours with mccools ass,
the in and the out is like a violin,
i start and stop, and then, begin again,
my michelle's ass is so utterly devine,
i admit, the pleasure is, completely, all mine,

finally, we come,
to the enevitable end,
my whiteness spreads, all over her sexy bend,
as my love drips down, i then make her say,
marcus and eric are so totally Not gay,
according to mccool, there is only one,
wrestling netcast that makes her clit hum,
she said she gets hard only twice a week,
only each time eric and marcus speak.

You know you watch too much wrestling if...


When you go to a Japanese restaurant, you start a "USA! USA!" chant.

When you girlfriend dumps you, you tell her she couldn't "play with the big boys", and that she will never get past mid-card status.

When you search & search the bible for the book of Austin.

If you can actually remember Sting's last public words

If on a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown"

If you quit your Job because you have to find your "Smile"

When you're getting beat up in a bar fight, but you honestly believe that with a little crowd support, you can turn this thing around.

When you won't leave the bathroom until they play your theme music.

If you hit your co-worker in head with a chair while your manager is distracting him.

When you look for Sting on the back of the milk carton during breakfast.

When a guy steals your girl, you consider it an angle.

When you rack your neighbours dog.

When you attend a graduation, and yell "Ooooooh yeah!" when 'Pomp and Circumstance' plays.

When you are involved in a bar fight with a guy twice your size and you think your best line of attack is putting the Tongan death grip on him.

When you put up your wife or girlfriend up in a card game for 30 days if you lose.

When you go to a dance and start dancing like Alex Wright.

You watch car racing in order to see Bob "sparkplug" Holly

When you try to put your kids to bed with a sleeper hold.

When you wear your Macho Man foam hat out in public

When you win an award and immediately spray paint "nWo" on it.

When you rate women on a scale of Chyna to Sunny.

When you begin to shake someone's hand in public but then hesitate to look for the crowd's response.

When you get into a real fight and you blade.

When you do heel turns on your best friends for no reason

If whenever you walk into a party you tell them to "cut the music"

When anytime anybody asks you a question, you "grab the mike" and yell, "MEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAN GEEEEEEEEEEEEEENEE"

When you die you moustache blond while leaving your beard black.

If you keep waiting for run-ins during boxing matches

After an argument with a friend, you shake hands, hug each other and then after you raise both yours and your friend's arms in the air, as he looks to the side, you clothesline him.

If you think John the Baptist Bladed.

If you wonder why Bob Backlund's campaign for the presidency never got any press.

If you carry a foreign object in your underwear.

When you go into work you insult everyone you see just to draw heat.

If you're a Honky Tonk Man impersonator instead of an Elvis impersonator.

If you wore spiked shoulder pads during a football game

If you really think it's cool to wear a wrestling t-shirt out in public

If you loose a job, you change your look and name before starting a new one.

When you are working for that other company, your old boss is constantly badmouthing you to customers.

If you find out that you have been fired by calling up the company's hotline.

If you purposely blade yourself while shaving.

If you suspect your best friend is just setting you up for a heel turn

When before a fight, you give away a pair of sunglasses to a kid

When you put your kids to bed, you tell them to "Rest In Peace"

When you go to a funeral and assume that the deceased just lost a Casket Match

When your king-size bed has ropes and turnbuckles surrounding it.

If you walk into church and slap people's hands in the pews while walking down the aisle.

If you paint your face and don't speak to your co-workers

When you go to your daughter's softball game and start a "we want blood" chant.

If you get into an argument with a friend at work and challenge him to a loser must retire match.

When you see a fight in the streets and call the moves.

If at a ceremony at your work to give out awards to the employee of the year, you "turn" and slam a chair across the recipient of the award's head... then you immediately grab the mic and start talking about how YOU deserved the award.

If you refer to all the women in your work area your valets

If you insist that your professor grades you on your marketability, the ppv buyrate and the pop you get when you walk into lecture

When you keep flour in your underpants (just in case).

If you refer to The New York Times and The Wall Street Journal as rag sheets.

If you wondered why Vince didn't borrow money from Ted DiBiase to prevent WCW from "buying"it's wrestlers

Whats up everybody?

I just got finish reading the attachment that Aaron sent with email about Triple H and Stephanie's baby shower. I thought it was hilarious and I decided what better way to use My Space but to post his story in our blog.

Once again thanks Aaaron and I hope you enjoy it like I did.

Later Eric

So I got a hot tip as to where the McMahon-Hemesly baby shower was being held. So being the Journalism student that I am I decided to get a tape recorder and put it in the pocket of an Anaheim fan from last week. I figured they would be lest likely to say anything, at all. So they couldnt give it away that they had a tape recorder. There were many people from both TNA and WWE. Here are some of the things that I heard when I played the tape:

Rey Mysterio: Hey man who the hell are you? Oh man, are you the next guy they got me losing to? All I did was accidentally spill coffee on Mr. McMahon, and before I know it theyre having me lose to everyone and there mother. I mean didnt you hear? They got Sheltons mom beating me this Friday. La Madre!

Gail Kim: Hey man you looking for a good time? If you want I can rent Jackie Gayda to you for $100 a night? Not interested? How about if I thrown in Christians belt for free? Well talk later.

John Cena: Hey man can I interest you in some Merchandise? I got T-shirts, hats, Replica Belts, sweatbands, hell Im even thinking about selling my shoes?

Lita: Yeah weve been trying to have a baby for over a year now. It hasnt been that easy, you know Edge being the Premature Superstar.

Undertaker: So on May 19th are you afraid of everyone remembering you were burned in a fire, or are you afraid that your movie will flop?

Kane: Actually I was afraid of my acting being bad, but since I took Monday off I was able to rent Suburban Commando, and realized that my acting cant be as bad as yours when Hogan and Christopher Lloyd kick your ass!

Undertaker: Bro, shut up, its not my fault they gave me a squeaky voice.

Kane: Yeah but youre the Dead Man and you were in a movie with Christopher Lloyd, how am I suppose to be afraid of you. Dont walk away and dont turn that calendar to May 19th.

Matt Hardy: So, Mr. McMahon, can I be in D-X?

McMahon: No

Matt Hardy: ECW?

McMahon: No

Hardy: Can I get tickets to Judgment Day?

McMahon: No

Hardy: What can I do?

McMahon: You can kiss my Ass or pin Rey Mysterio.

Hardy: Which one gets me further ahead in the company?

McMahon: Neither, next week youll be wrestling Simon Dean

Hardy: And Ill beat Dean?

McMahon: Sure Jeff!

Hardy: But Im Matt!

McMahon: Oh well then never mind.

A.J. Styles: Christopher why are you wearing the same suit as me?

Daniels: I thought we were a tag team?

Styles: Yeah, but thats it. I didnt mean we should become twins. Its already weird enough youre coming out to my music. I mean dude!

HHH: Hey everyone, we would like to thank you all for coming, and Im also announcing that were going to cut the cake!

Abyss: Be sure to cut away from your body. You can never be too careful with a knife. I got to get back to the pool and make sure no one is running on the wet cement.

The Great Khali: News of a slowdown in manufacturing activity in the New York region brightened the outlook for interest rates and helped bond yields retreat from four-year highs. A drop in first-quarter existing home sales also reinforced views that interest rates have been raised enough to clamp down on economic growth I mean; Glahighatadra.

Nash: See Shawn & Hunter I should be in DX because when Im doing the DX crotch chops, the crowd cheers take a huge spike. If you look at the chart it is understood that a crotch chop from me twice more exciting than anyone else.

Christian: Has anyone seen my belt? It is gold, and says TNA World Heavyweight Champion. Anyone? Guys Id appreciate it if no one left until we found my belt. [Car doors slam]. Ok, well if you find it just call me. Hunter you and Stephanie will let me know if it turns up right. Right? [Front door closes] Alright Ill hear from you soon.

The tape then ran out. My undercover source then said Bobby Roode attacked Christian for an unexplained reason. When I asked him if he help Christian he said no, because hes from Anaheim and wouldnt know who to help or cheer for anyways. He then left because he said that he and Greg the Hammer Valentine got a shot to face AMW for the TNA tag titles.

This story is courtesy of our listener Aaron, Thanks Again, Da Sharpshooters