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Status: In a Relationship
City: BURBANK
State: CALIFORNIA
Country: US
Signup Date: 8/31/2004

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Monday, July 06, 2009 
Hey spambots, made a new video!

Kitty Fart Cup

Friday, February 20, 2009 
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/redban-studio

playing "noby noby boy" on ps3
Thursday, October 02, 2008 
WARNING... Im 34, I have had tons of bad haircuts... but never in my life did I think the person cutting my hair had never cut hair.

The hair cut was $7 but it wasn't even worth 10 cents. I left the place with a mess on my head that I will end up having to shave off or go pay someone else to fix. I have short hair so its almost impossible to mess it up.

I asked for a 2 blade on the sides, blended in to the top and just trimmed on the top.

She took a 7 blade over my whole head! (never even touched her scissors)... then a 6.... then a 5... then she asked me what number came after 5.. and I said 4? then se went "OH RIGHT" then I started getting scared.

She asked me (seriously) like10 times what I wanted... I kept repeating myself.

Then she was done, but she didnt even touch the top right of my hair, it was still long and sticking out.. so I pointed that out and she was like "OH" and cut my hair for another 10 mins...

She nicked me about 5 times, didn't cut my hair anywhere close to what I wanted, and I just wanted to escape.

I now have the WORSE haircut of my life, by a woman that I would almost GUARANTEE never got her license. Maybe she bought a pair of clippers at Walmart and it came with a warranty card that she thought was a license.

Its a $7 haircut for a reason... but she should have paid me $7.

Stay away from the place by all means.. dont even think about it. I could have got a better hair cut from a few radiation treatments at a cancer hospital.

Her haircut was worth about the same as one of those free hug coupons you give your mom as a kid.

Yelp Review Link
Sunday, September 21, 2008 
lol
Years ago I tried my hand at standup comedy. Open Mics at Funny Bone Comedy Club in Columbus Ohio. It was a mess trying to be a standup comic in that town. Too many people, and not enough open mics. The day Bob Hope died was the last day I went up. I was booed at, hissed at even. The Bob Hope joke I did on his day of death was a little too soon for the audience of mostly older couples.

I now live off of Bob Hope Drive, in Burbank, California. A different state. I have traveled with some of the best comics around. I filmed and edited comedy history, and learned alot about the art form. Hypnotizing the audience, and bringing them inside your fucked up world.

I decided to try it again.

Joe Rogan threw me into the arena, Sold Out audience in Atlanta, GA. The night before the UFC. Midnight show at the Atlanta Punchine, filled with drunks, UFC meatheads, and a days notice to write a new 5 mins of material. Of course I appeared nervous, and flustered, but I think I pulled it off. I have been writing since, and I have done a few more sold out shows around the country with Joe. Now im focusing on some open mics here in Los Angeles. I will keep you updated.

But here is my return video.. I will get better.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008 
bah wine.jpg


Sooo....

I have been lucky, I moved into a house thats split into 3 parts. 1 part is a business that is only open from 9-5 monday-friday. The other unit was also a business, but because of the times, it closed. My landlords own the businesses, so it has worked out nice. I get the yard to myself, etc. Its like having a million dollar house but about 1/2 of it is haunted so you just dont go in those rooms.

Anyways, my neighboor said she was going to rent out the place of the old business and I really had no problem with it. The people moved in, and all is good. They look quite nice from my mini blinds, I can peek through the cracks (where the stitching is).

But then tonight I decided to smoke some weed, and be creative.

I fired up the mic, turned on the old garage band, and looked to my left out my office window and saw my neighbor and his wife sitting on their porch drinking wine.

Fuck me.

My windows have to be open because I have no central air. Something I never thought about till after I moved in. Burbank is fucking hot. Fuck them, I put on my headphones and was going to jam. I had wrote a song that I was going to use in some stupid un-thought of video of the future, but I couldn't do it.

I felt like I loss something today. The ability to be 100% creative. It hit me like a truck full of Joey Diaz's... I gotta move.

Not soon, not urgently, but I got to move. I have no idea how some people do it, how they throw themselves around boxes of people. I want a box thrown over the fence so I can yell and scream, and pee naked outside on to my tree that I have dazed at thinking about how a part of me was inside that tree.. im the tree.. you are my child.. take my urine and become STRONG!

What the fuck... nevermind, I just checked craigslist, too expensive... I have a good "deal"
Wednesday, September 03, 2008 

copycats
Wednesday, August 20, 2008 
Ill be out of town alot..

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Upcoming Gigs

Aug 22 2008 7:30P
The Fillmore San Francisco San Francisco CA
Aug 22 2008 11:00P
The Fillmore San Francisco San Francisco CA
Aug 23 2008 8:00P
Moore Theatre Seattle WA
Aug 27 2008 8:00P
Hollywood Improv Los Angeles CA
Aug 29 2008 8:00P
San Jose Improv San Jose CA
Aug 29 2008 10:00P
San Jose Improv San Jose CA
Aug 30 2008 7:00P
San Jose Improv San Jose CA
Aug 30 2008 9:00P
San Jose Improv San Jose CA
Aug 31 2008 7:00P
San Jose Improv San Jose CA
Sep 5 2008 11:45P
Atlanta Punchline Atlanta GA
Sep 12 2008 8:00P
Wilbur Theatre Boston MA
Sep 13 2008 8:00P
Comedy Connection Chicopee MA
Sep 16 2008 7:45P
Funny Bone Omaha NE
Sep 19 2008 8:00P
Hermosa Beach Comedy And Magic Club Hermosa Beach CA
Sep 20 2008 7:00P
Hermosa Beach Comedy And Magic Club Hermosa Beach CA
Sep 21 2008 9:15P
Hermosa Beach Comedy And Magic Club Hermosa Beach CA
Sunday, August 17, 2008 
A new video I made showing a typical weekend on the road with UFC and Comedy...

Chokes and Chuckles
Sunday, August 17, 2008 
OHS NOS!!

Aug. 16th 2008 Griffith Park Fire


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Saturday, July 05, 2008