new music soon! album halfway done! tons of shows this summer! new merch and website coming! coming hard! love!!!!

Hey babes,
Just givin everybody a heads up to check out youtube cuz there's a buncha new WtF vids on there and more to cum. Also, tons of shows coming up! And we're gonna start the new album soon soon soon! Love you allllllllll!!!!!!!!
- Wizelcome to Flizorida

Dearest WtF fans,
We love you all so much. Yes, we are aware that Duncan is a total dick. Reilly is just trying to get into your pants. Wes, as we all know, is a phenomenal actor so he is good at seeming like he cares what you have to say. J.Z. is perfect (duh). We've had some great shows (and our first practice in like a year!!!) and we're real excited about some upcoming events. Namely: Our new sitcom, airing on HBO this fall. It's called "Just the Seven of Us" and it's about WtF living in a large Beverly Hills mansion with all three members of Destiny's Child. We're real excited about this show and we hope you all enjoy it. Kelly, Michelle and Beyonce have all been great to work with and are all total sweethearts. We'd also like to thank our supporting cast, which includes Enrique Iglesias, Snoop Dogg, Bill Gates, and Robert DeNiro (!!!). We had a great time with all of them and we hope everybody watches so we get renewed for a second season! Oddly enough, Bob DeNiro really enjoys our music but Enrique remains unimpressed (although he's very impressed with us as people). Also, keep on the lookout for a WtF/Destiny's Child album/soundtrack coming in October. The girls have been nothing but great to us and Timbaland has been a very supportive and brilliant producer for the album. Get ready for guest spots by Jay-Z (obviously), Redman, Chaka Khan, Dave Grohl, Prince, D'angelo, and Reilly's favorite artist of all time, Stevie Nicks. WtF is also prepping to work on our newest as-yet-untitled release which we will start recording this summer. It will be mostly reggaeton. In other news, at long last the Duncan-penned horror/thriller/adventure trilogy "High/Stoned" will be coming out at Christmastime. This is the first time in history when an entire trilogy of full length movies is released on the same day, so we're hoping it breaks some box office records. All three films were directed by Robert Rodriguez and star (besides the band of course) Rosario Dawson (Reilly's newly pregnant wife), Ellen Page (Duncan's life partner), Jennifer Connelly-Chisholm, and our new best friends George Clooney and Leonardo DiCaprio (look for cameos by Mark Wahlberg, Joan Cusack, and Jason Bateman!). These movies have been almost 10 years in the making and we're very proud of them, so we hope all you loyal fans will go out to see them. We here at Camp WtF are very proud and excited. Anygay, thanks for reading and we hope to see you (naked) at a show soon. Keep your ear to the tracks and sure enough the WtF train will run over your sexy sexy head.
Love and frenching,
Baby White Tiger, Dub-Chi, D$ and Jonathan

Hello dearest friends, fans, and lovers. Hope everybody feels extra sexy today, because you look it! Seriously, it's just Boner City over here at Camp WtF.

Lots of exciting news! Our new CD "The Good Word" is finally fucking done! It only took 3 years. You can get it over at cdbaby.com and it will be on iTunes soon. We like it lots. It's full of our favorite songs and features many guest spots by our favorite people. Concertwise, to continue our tradition of a couple shows every couple months, we have some upcoming gigs for November, in NY and Beantown. We also have 2 kinds of t-shirts now, with more designs on the way, so we'll work on getting a store set up for all you Brad Bosses who don't live in majestic New England. And you can check out a humorous highlight reel of our CD release at Harper's Ferry on YouTube. Just search for "welcome to florida harper's ferry" (duh). Then there's the Barack Obama commercial that features our song "Catalyst" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4Yrz3Eb-Ag). Pretty wild. Anygay, don't give up on us. Keep an eye out for more shit to be going down (i.e. HBO sitcom).

Blowjobs!

Dunc, Reilly, Chiz and Young HOV

P.S. - We're also breaking up soon so JZ and D-Money can move to LA and put the moves on Jenna Fischer. So, it was nice knowing you.

Holy fuck! We finally got our shit together.. Our self-titled fifth album (guess what it's called) should be out in a couple of weeks, hopefully by our mini-tour. Until the day comes, whack off to these new tracks! We love you all so much, and we thank you from the bottom of our cold, stonelike hearts for sticking with us. We think the new album is the best yet, it blows all other WtF out of the fucking water. So just hold on a little longer, and you'll be able to cradle it in your greasy little mitts. Also, shows soon! Should be a blast and a half.

we want to fuck you all,
reilly, jz, dunc and wesley

No shows at the moment, easing into classes for the time being (plus Jiggaman is in Copenhagen til December). New album "Arrive Alive" should be done printing by Friday, contact us if you want a copy (although it should be available on cdbaby.com soon). Also, brand-spankin'-new website designed by our best friend Jameson "J.Lo" Murphy should be up very very soon, with lots of goodies.