Before you watch the clip below, it's necessary for me to clear something up first!
I in NO WAY was at the audition to be a part of the Janice (I've had more bad plastic surgery than Joan Rivers and have less class than Britney Spears) Dickinson Modeling Agency. She is a foul foul woman who's crass sense of humour isn't clever, witty or in any way becoming of a woman in her 50's??

I went to that audition thinking I was at an open call for the new AUSSIEBUM campaign. For those of you who are not aware of what Aussiebum is, it's a sexy trendy line of underwear from Australia with a kickass website and hotter than hell advertising campaign.

Janice must have known that the turn out for her 'reality show' would be feeble at best if she didn't associate herself with something larger and more attractive; like Aussiebum.



I went thinking I would give the Aussiebum campaign a shot. But by the time I found out the truth (that the two auditions were connected and there was NO getting around it) I had already waited over an hour and a half, and decided to stay the course.

Looking back I should have gone with my gut reaction, which was to LEAVE!

It may sound like I'm bitter for not having been chosen, but that's not it. I've chosen my industry, and I love what I do. I just thought being part of those sexy Aussiebum ads would be fun. I wasn't looking to be part of some tacky modeling reality show.

The reason I resent her so much, is the way she treated those guys that really did care what she thought, and who really did want to be chosen. The last guy with curly hair and tattoos, whom she rips apart for being 'fat' had talked to me in line. He was funny and, well... you know I like'm kinda thick... so I had my eye on him! ;)

If the clip doesn't make you vomit, if her voice doesn't make you cringe, watch the show... FLOP!

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As the sun rose on day number four of filming, I reflected on the scenes that had been shot, and found myself with a big bright ear to ear smile. We had captured some really hot sex, some beautiful landscape footage, and day four promised to bring more of the same.

The day started with more B-roll in the Canyon, where myself, Jesse Santana, Trey Casteel and a slew of extras gathered for a chase scene through the rock and rubble.

I was excited to have Trey shoot his scene with me and Jesse that day. Big, strong and dominate, Trey was perfectly cast as the Tribe Leader.

In this scene, an angry Trey Casteel catches Jesse and myself fooling around. In order to assert his dominance, Trey teaches me a hard lesson by topping me. Helpless, Jesse watches as I'm forced to be Trey's sex toy.

Love, anger, disgust and pride are all part of this intense scene which is sure to be one of the highlights of the movie!

Day three of 'The Stone Age' (or day five of filming porn, if you include the Titan movie I just finished in SF), required a big ass coffee in the morning to get going.

After that, we all piled in the car and headed to a nearby canyon for some B-roll (scenes that don't involve sex).

Picture a bunch of porn stars dressed in furry loin clothes and boot covers, spears in hand, trekking up and down the canyon with an audience of local rock climbers. People took pictures, asked questions and I was even propositioned by a middle aged woman looking for a date!

Heading back to the studio, I was looking forward to finally being able to ravage Jesse Santana in our sexy love scene. All the sparks and sexual energy that had been building up from the day before exploded on screen during a fiercely passionate scene.

For those that know me, you know I LOVE ASS! And Jesse Santana has a first class behind!

As a performer, you know that it's been a great scene when it's over all too fast. But, I had two more days of filming to go, so I hit the sheets....extremely satisfied!

Waking up in a strange hotel room, I looked around as it all came rushing back to me. I was in for another full day of filming.

After a bite to eat and a quick shower, I was back in the studio gettin' ready to finish the four-way we had started the day before. Jordan Michaels, Tory Mason, Logan Robbins and myself got into our loin clothes and continued the forest orgy without a hitch.

Flying in that day was my co-star/love interest for the movie, Jesse Santana. As soon as I saw him in the dressing room, I knew we would rock the sex like nothing else! It was hard to keep my distance from him, knowing that we'd have to shoot our scene the next day, but I tried my best!

Also arriving that day were Chase Matthews and Jaime Donovan. Their sex cave scene was shot last thing that day, getting us out of there by 10 p.m..

A tired cast and crew returned to the hotel to pass out!

A little bad planning on my behalf had my Titan shoot actually overlapping with 'The Stone Age' shoot. Thankfully, Titan was nice enough to move a couple things around so that I could leave earlier from San Francisco, making it in time for 'The Stone Age' back in L.A..

So, that morning, Damien Crosse and I got our scene done for Titan in time for me to race to Oakland Airport.

Landing in L.A. I was picked up at the airport and driven straight to the studio, where cast and crew were ready to shoot 'The Stone Age'. I stripped out of my clothes, threw on my loin cloth, and took my mark next to my co-stars.

The first scene to be filmed was with myself, Logan Robbins, Jorden Michaels and Tory Mason. When all was said and done, it was 2 a.m.!

Not only had I shot TWO scenes in ONE day, but they were done in different cities.
Needless to say, I was out before my head hit the pillow!

Landing in San Francisco, I met my co-star, Damien Crosse. Dark, sexy and more than anything else, a really nice guy.



We headed over to the Titan studio to meet the crew. Friendly and professional, everyone made me feel right at home. After settling in, I had my photoshoot and called it an early night to be ready for the scene the next day.

In the morning I had some time, so I hit the gym for a final workout, then headed to my favorite SF spot, Union Sqare. From Prada to Levi's and Nieman Marcus to Macy's, Union Square has it all!

Back on set, and ready to shoot, Damien and I knocked out one hell of a hot scene!
That night, we headed to 'Home' for dinner and strolled the streets of Castro.
My Titan experience was great, and I made lots of new friends.

No rest for the weary, I flew back to L.A. the next day to start shooting 'The Stone Age'... more on that to come!

The bad news is I have to cancel my web cam show for this week.
I shoot for Titan tomorrow in San Francisco, and I'm 'saving it up'.

The good news is, I'll be posting a brand new set of photos on my website from a shoot I had earlier this week.

What's better than being photographed naked outdoors?

Here are a few pictures from that shoot.
To see ALL the photos, go to www.eddiestonexxx.com to become a member of my site.

Enjoy!

The second installment of my advice column is up to read.
The problems may seem complicated, but I do my best to give clear cut and unbiassed advice to the dilemmas at hand.
gaywired

What's going on with me lately?
I'm glad you asked!

I had a great photoshoot this week with photographer Anthony Duran. We kept it fun and easy, and I think our tactics paid off! Here's a sample from the shoot...


I'll be flying up to San Francisco next week to shoot for Titan. It'll be my first Titan movie, and I'm excited about working with such an established and successful studio.
I'll admit, it doesn't hurt that my co star is Damien Crosse...

Speaking of co stars, you can find me on the boxcover of Jet Set's latest release, 'Workload', with one of my all time favorite guys, Logan Robbins!


And since we're on the topic of movies, 'Notes on a Scandal' deserves every Oscar nomination it got... and more! Judi Dench and Cate Blanchett are two of the most versatile, captivating and believable actresses working today. Don't miss it!

O.k., I'm not an expert. I didn't graduate UCLA with a psychology degree. Nor am I a practicing relationship therapist.
But I do know about honesty. I've been in enough relationships to know what DOESN'T work. And yes, I know a lot about sex.

So, when I was approached to be an advice columnist for people with questions about sex and relationships, I thought I'd have something to contribute.

My first column is online for you to check out gaywired

I hope you like it, because there's a lot more where that came from!

Every year, the entertainment industry is flooded with Award Shows.
There are a gazillion different ones.
The Oscars, The Golden Globes, The People's Choice, The Tonys, The Emmys, The Grammys, The American Music Awards, The Billboard Music Awards, The MTV Video Music Awards, The Soul Train Music Awards, The Soap Opera Digest Awards... well, you get the picture.

The Adult Entertainment Industry in NO exception.
The GayVN Awards (Gay Video News Awards) are held yearly to honor the year's best! Coined, the 'Oscars' of Gay Porn, The GayVN's were traditionally held in Los Angeles; until this year.

In a landmark move, the Awards have been moved North of L.A. to the Castro Theater in San Francisco.
Built in 1922, the interior of the theater has Spanish, Oriental and Italian influences, and the auditorium seats over 1400. Talk about a glamorous venue!



Now, there are those who are against Award Shows. They say they don't mean anything anyway, so why have them? Well I say ba-humbug to that!

For whatever else may go on during Award time, it is a chance for the industry to come together, unify and strengthen. It makes us work harder and gives us a goal to achieve.
The Awards set a standard of quality and gives us recognition for work well done, and in doing so, improves our product and advances the industry for the better.

I know what you're thinking, I'm very pro Awards because I was nominated... and that simply isn't the case.
The fact that I'm nominated for Best Actor and Best Screenplay for '2nd Inning: Little Big League 2' has nothing to do with it.
Nor does the fact that the same movie was nominated for Best Sex Comedy... that's all beside the point... really... what?

It's an honor just being nominated... but keep your fingers crossed anyway!

I got to 'Cocktails with the Stars' early on Thursday to scope out the scene. Since Jason Sechreast was no longer the host, I wanted to get a sense of how the 'new' show's vibe would be.

It was good to see some familiar faces, and I knew I was in for a great show. We raffled off some porn, and I signed a bunch of 8x10's. New host Scotty B. would not let it go... so I ended the show by flashing my ass for the crowd.

All's well that ends well!

Ever wonder what 'Ooga Booga!' really means?
Well, you're gonna get a chance to find out!

My next BIG movie starts pre-production this week!

I've been working with Rocky Brown (Eon Films) on the writing & casting of this film... So, you better call your fuck buddy, grab your boyfriend, get out the lube and get naked for this horny caveman and his tribe of sex crazed fuck gods!

Set in prehistoric times, this one has it ALL!
A raunchy cast of porn faces you'll recognize, and some you'll cum to know.
An edge of your seat script with little dialogue and A LOT of action!
Aggressive, primal, intense caveMAN-on-MAN sex!

Wanna see the meat under the loin cloth?
Then you gotta see 'THE STONE AGE'
Cumming this Spring!!

I'm SICK!
I'm TWISTED!
This can't be normal, and yet, I can't help it!
How can I ACTUALLY be attracted to a man with scissors for hands??

Ever since Johnny Depp took to the big screen in Tim Burton's 1990 movie, 'Edward Scissorhands', I've had a crush on this misunderstood, out of his element guy.

Yes, he has very large sharp scissors for hands. And yes, he's as pale as that guy who played 'Powder'. And I know he has unsightly scars on his face, but c'mon, it's Johnny Depp!

I suppose it's the childlike vulnerability of the character that gives you the feeling of 'Hey, I'll take care of you', that really attracts me.

That being said, how in the world could I miss the limited 3 week engagement of 'Edward Scissorhands' brought to the stage at L.A.'s downtown Ahmanson Theatre!

I couldn't... and didn't!

With it's debut in London, choreographer Matthew Bourne has put together a contemporary dance interpretation of the movie!

The dancing was amazing, the sets were imaginitive, and the costumes were unbelieveable! Check out the montage below to see for yourself!

Name three Miss America winners... go ahead... any three.
Can't do it?
O.k., then two... no?...
O.k., name one.

There is only one Miss America pageant winner I can think of by name, Vanessa Williams.

In September 1983, Vanessa Williams was crowned as the first ever African American Miss America Pageant Winner. A feat perhaps not surprising to her parents, who had put 'Here She Is: Miss America' on her birth announcement (weird huh?)



The world smelled sweet for this young title holder... until controversy struck in the summer of 1984. It was leaked, that Penthouse had nude photographs of Miss Williams taken in 1982, and were going to publish them in their September issue... without her consent!

Talk about shady... I mean, they had had those photos for two years, and hadn't used them. Now, because of her 'fame' as Miss America, those photos suddenly became very profitable, and were going to help sell a record number of magazines... 5.3 million copies to be exact. The second largest selling issue of any magazine.... EVER. Ethics and concern for Miss Williams' reputation be damned!

After a huge media frenzy, and what must have been a traumatic experience, Vanessa Williams had to resign her crown, and pass it over to the first runner up... Miss Something-or-rather... you know, Miss So-and-so... well, the fact that I don't know her name proves my point exactly.

The best thing, unbeknownst to Vanessa Williams at the time, was that she posed for Penthouse. That 'scandal' put more media attention on her then she ever would have gotten solely as Miss America Winner 1984, and helped launch a long and successful career.

Her singing career has produced 8 notable chart successes, including 'Save the Best for Last' which topped the Billboard Top 100 for 5 weeks in '92.

She's appeared in 19 T.V shows, currently on ABC's 'Ugly Betty'. She's starred in 14 feature films, was nominated for 15 Grammy Awards, 3 American Music Awards, Billboard Awards, MTV Video Music Awards... the list goes on and on.



You know, I can almost hear the panel of Miss America judges deliberating Miss Williams' fate in 1984, and thinking, 'That will teach her not to soil our perfect pageant, and show the world that Miss America Winners have integrity and class.'

But, instead of destroying her reputation to prove a point, all they did was create enough media attention to help launch Vanessa Williams to stardom. Way to prove your point Miss America judges!... You showed her!!