1. We got off the titanic first

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses

3. Taxis stop for us

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing

5. No fashion faux paa we make could ever rival the Speedo

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves

7. If we forget to shave noone has to know

8. We can congradulate out teammate without ever touching her rear end

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there

10. We have the ablility to dress ourselves

11. We can talk to the oppostie sex without having to picture them naked

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot

13. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems

14. We can make comments about how silly men are in thier presence because they aren't listening anyway