i haven't had any dreams lately to post.  or any guys to complain about :) 
so i'll fill out this survey thing so you suckers can feel closer to me... or whatever it is you are looking for by reading these things...

Last night, did you go to sleep happy?
yes.  and peaceful.  amazing what ten minutes of meditation can do.


When was the last time you changed in front of someone?
a couple weeks ago... but i made him turn around.

What are you wearing?
jeans and a green tube top.  and my pistons jacket.


Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
i have no idea.  maybe dots.


What are you listening to?
104.3 online.



What happened at 3:00 today?
the canvassers will be here, and i will get to play hackey sack :)


When was the last time you took a picture with your number two friend?
a month or two ago.


Ever kissed your number three friend on your top?
well, she's my sister... so yes.  but it's been awhile.


Do you hate anyone?
not anyone i know.


Are you going out of town soon?
usually.


What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?
good hearty bread.  at least seven grains.

When was the last time you cried?
when i watched mr. hollands opus.  that movie gets me everytime. 

Have you ever collapsed on the floor?
yes.... and broke my knees. :/

Do you have a good relationship with your mother?
pretty amazing actually.


When was the last time you bought something?
yesterday, $1.99 12pk of Diet cherry 7-up    ... my weakness.


Have you ever told someone you loved them?
yes of course.


Do you tend to get in fights?
not on purpose.  i'm competetive.... if that helps.


Is there anyone that calls you baby?
nope.


What was your last "oh shit..." moment?
playing soul calibur with lewis.... the kid stepped up... what can i say.


When's the last time you took pictures with your number one friend?
never.  he doesn't know i exist.... i'm sure he can feel it though.


What are you thinking of doing right now?
drinking diet cherry 7-up


What are you doing tomorrow?
working...  2-10:30  and then taking the nut for a walk.


How are you?
very well, thanks for asking.  a bit tired today, but who isn't on a monday.


Do you love anyone?
many people.

What's your middle name?
Marie.


Have you ever kissed a guy with the name starting with Z?
nope. 


Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
phil.  we will karaoke tomorrow.


Do you like dressing up?
every once and awhile.  i might even wear heels.


What will you buy next?
gas.  bastards.

What is your biggest pet peeve?
ignorance.  something i'm not prepared to tolerate for too much longer.


Any plans for tonight?
the usual.  dinner.  walk with peanut.  sell my ass on the corner of nine mile and woodward.... see ya later guys ;)


Are you alone?
i'm never alone... too many voices.


What is the connection between you and the last person that called you?
um.  well, he dated my sister for a few years.  but now he is one of my best friends and is like a brother.


What color are your bed sheets?
red.


Where would you rather be right now?
my sofa... or petoskey.  anywhere i don't have to answer phones.


Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
nope.


Can you sleep in jeans?
yes.  last night as a matter of fact.


What woke you up today?
my telephone.


Who was last to cook for you?
the brilliant sandwhich crafters at jimmy johns...

Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
perhaps.  i won't hold my breath.

for me to remember a dream is extrememly unusual, it happens about once every four months. but when it does happen they are usually twisted and end abruptly. last nights dream was no exception.

it was a thursday.
my mom asked me to come on an errand with her. she didn't tell me anything about where we were going or what we were doing.
when we got to the place we were headed towards i was extremely confused.
it looked like an open ended tunnel. probably about forty feet high and a couple hundred yards long. made completely of cement.
she waited inside the tunnel but insisted that i wait outside, not in the car, on the outside of the tunnel.
by this time i was getting a very strange feeling.
and then i see a man walking past. he didn't go inside, in fact he walked up right beside me. when he passed i noticed he had a gun. by all means, this should have scared me, but something told me that he would be a friend.
i asked him if he would stick around for just a moment. my mom was waiting inside and i had a strange feeling.
just then a black unmarked car pulled inside the tunnel. all four doors open and shut. i hear a very stern and loud "no" from my mother and then three silenced gunshots. i knew she was dead. i could feel it.
i did everything in my power to contain my want to scream.
the stranger grabbed me by the shirt and said 'i don't know what kind of trouble you are going to get me into but we have to go'
we start to run, i have no idea where we are headed, but soon i can hear other people following us. quickly followed by several gunshots headed in our direction.
he leads me down a real tunnel which leads to several large pipeline inserts. the kind you'd see funneling oil from alaska. we have to jump over these while, since i've had a moment to look back, two masked men in black continue to follow and shoot at us.
i could tell that my stranger knew exactly where he was going. one of the followers seemed to fall behind and my stranger waited and the end of the tunnel that we had just reached and shot the masked man in the forhead.
we continued to run and he took me to what i believe was his apartment.
it was on top of a chinese food store. and when we got inside his girlfriend was there breast feeding their child. she was frightened so badly she dropped the baby on the floor and it started to scream.
then his brother came from the room complaining ' its four in the afternoon, can't you get that baby to shut the fuck up'
obviously startled by our strange appearence, he quieted and started to question.
but then i realized that i was late for work, for it was thursday and my only day i work at 7-11. i asked my stranger if he would take me to work. and he told me that his part of this mission was over, his brother would take me.
so we begin to walk. and it only takes us five minutes to walk to my work. i was very confused because i know the neighborhoods around my house very well. and when we started i had no idea where we were.
right when we walked in the door my boss started to yell at me for being so late, but trailed off when she noticed the condition i was in.
luckily enough i work at 7-11, so there were already two cops there. i take them into the office to tell them the story, he writes it all down in his notebook.
and that's where my dream ends.

yeah, i don't know. sometimes i really frighten myself.

funny. likes sports. tall. musically inclined. unusual. considerate. nerdy. real. can wipe own ass. reads books, not magazines. likes trees. a little twisted. non-smoker preferred.

apply within.

I'm not really sure if many people on here know, but both my sister samantha and our friend audrey were hit by a car last week. they are both home and as fine as they can be, and i'm sure they both consider themselves very lucky.
It was in downtown royal oak on main at the the "yield for pedestrian in crosswalk". well the car closest to them did stop, but the car coming the other way didn't. the lady hit both of them, and apparently was going to drive away, but there were so many witnesses that they got out in the road and made her stop! they really were lucky though, audrey has a broken clavicle (collar bone) and a pretty decent gash to the back of the head, and samantha has a broken orbital (cheek bone). both of them sustained multiple bruises and lacerations, but once again they were very lucky. i'm sure they could use all of your love... so whether you pray or meditate or worship something, send all of your good energy their way.... they are both on my top friends list, so at least show them some love.
and i like to end my stories on a lighter side so...
samantha asks me when we are at the hospital where her shoes were...
her and audrey both kicked off their shoes in a fit of joy.

everytime i meet a nice boy, i fuck it up. someone should make me a cake. i'd like to say that i'll just join the other side, but women are crazy bitches... trust me.

so i wrote a roast to enter into the comedy central contest, except i can't find my video camera and my webcam and mic can't work together. So it looks like i won't be famous this week. i'd like to share it with my friends though. just imagine me saying it with a rediculous amount of sarcasm....

Why is anyone here tonight? Comedy Central has somewhat of an image to maintain, but Flavor Flav? Whom I'm going to refer to as failed flavor because every time I choke out his little nickname my IQ drops five points. I thought only famous people were roasted. How do you go from William Shatner and Pam Anderson to Flavorless Flav. Bill had a tv show, movies, and countless followers. Pam has the greatest tits on earth, and I think she was on tv too, but this little bitch? Lets think about this for a second… He has a vocabulary that rivals lil' jon and he's sucked more dick at VH1 than lisa lampenelli has at BET. Four shows! I don't know exactly how many balls you have to have in your mouth to get four shows on VH1, although I'm sure we could ask andy dick, he has to be getting close.
What scared me the most was his strange love show, i don't know who thought we would want to see an accessorized black house elf do anything sexual with a giant bleached out drunk. How did you two do anything, does he secretly have a twin hidden, and when its time to get down to business he pops out of the closet on to his shoulders and then you only have to lean down a foot to reach him. Watching them have sex would be like watching Katt Williams being mauled by a polar bear. Aaaargh not the teeth, not the teeth. Take the gold out of your mouth, melt it down, sell it, and buy some god damn glasses that fit.
I know everyone is telling me that he was a rapper. He was as much of a rapper as shaq was a movie star. He's done as much for the rap industry as the president has done for hurricane Katrina victims. And as for me, well, I used to be a nurse, but then I saw an episode of flavor of love and it seems all I can do now is talk to myself and throw rocks at minivans that pass under the bridge. You know, I do want to thank you though, It was either make fun of you or run head first into a brick wall, and since I'm still paying the hospital bills from the last time… (new york got her own show) I really should be saving.

i have just finished a part of my life.
the final installment of the harry potter series touched me deeply, for as many of you know, i have been a fan for many years.
it made me feel more for these characters than i have for some people in my life.
i suppose it could be because they are always honest with me and never judge, but the fact remains that it is finally over.
i find it hard to express how much i will miss them and how much they have taught me about myself and the true quality of human character.
and to anyone who feels that harry is teaching kids sorcery and evil ideas, i say to them, harry potter has more courage, love and understanding than you could ever comprehend.
he is a true rolemodel for kids and is teaching them things that are necessary for an honest and worthwhile life.
love, peace, tolerance, honor, courage, sacrifice, happiness, and most importantly... belief in yourself.
these are things kids need to understand are the foundation of a happy life.
not money or possessions or status.
and where many parents, teachers, and men of the cloth have failed, harry potter has picked up their pieces.
thank you for what you've taught me and thank you for the countless minds that have been enriched by your tales.
gratias ago vos amicus

i can't be rainbows and sunshine all the time.
i just can't.
so if i walk into the house with a slight frown, don't leave because you ASSume i'm pissy.
it's not aimed at you.
next time be a real friend.
stick around for a minute and ask what's going on... don't just leave because you don't feel like dealing with something that really isn't a problem to begin with.