A couple walked into the coffeshop and started making out. Granted they went to one of the back couches, and there was hardly anyone else in there, but still. The way they started making out, they couldn't have been older than 16, which I guess then makes it ok. But still. Is this really what kids do? It makes me wonder what they do when they're alone. I guess them being 16 and all, they don't get very much alone time, but still .You have to wonder.

She opens her eyes for a second and sees one of the cashiers look at her, she smiles, she resumes the kissing. If she was ten years older, you'd think she was flirting. You'd think she was a slut. You'd think of ways of telling them to leave. But they're both 16, and at that age everything is everything to you, and anything can be the end of the world. If you tell them to leave, they'd probably look at you with eyes that say "please don't take this from us, this is all we have". That, or their eyes would say "Fuck off"....

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A woman in a strange incomprehensible european accent asks me if I'm from South America. "No, I'm from Mexico". "Yeah, South America", she says. Well, it was either that or "Yeah, sounds like Erica"... Again, her accent was strange and that wouldn't make sense... so I assume she said 'south america'.

So I just sit back and quietly sigh, flabbergasted at her ignorance, not only for her inability to construct a coherent sentence, for her inability to tell the north from the south. Honestly, I can understand when they say Central America (because technically 1/3 of Mexico IS in Central America), but South??? Really? South? Come on...

And then my attention turns to the comedian we're supposed to be interviewing at this round table, although it rather seems like he's practicing a new routine on us. (It was good, I have to say). He's a short "latino" type... mexican they would say, though he seems a lot more Chicano to me... And I think man, how hard they have it. Because I don't see him as a fellow mexican, not by a long shot, and Americans certainly do not see them as americans either... so they're like their own community with no real country... the true citizens of the world, right? Immigrants who never fully really immigrated. Like they moved countries, but everything stayed the same...

And then I think, "yeah, this isn't new... they made a couple of movies about it... from American Me with the great admiral adama, to, of course, Seleena (cause that's how they pronounced it, even though it clearly should be selEna.. like the 'e' in bed, not seed) and when I think about it, edward james olmos was also in that..." And I'm just not ¡t sure where that leaves Blade Runner... you know?

Some time later –the exact time is to be decided in a court of paw– we can begin to post again. I will be sorry some time next month, but the thing is blue. And blue is the color of sea. A sea of turtles (not to be confused with turtles on the see), and so it is irrevocably stated that one shall not pass without further acknowledgement... The writing has been postponed till now for a simple reason: There has been no writing until today.

Later, the story of Goldberg and his running shoes. Now: a picture of a moose, stay tuned:

Everything is in fact, quite green. The reasons for this, escape both my mind, my imagintaion and my eyes. Anyway, the Summit this past weekend went great, it seems it was the last one this year. But it's OK, cause the Esrtah year almost over anyway... I don't know who offically won, but then again, does anyone? Today I discovered a place near the center of town. I think I'll call it Froogleland. The locals seemes quite pleased to be told what to do. It seems fun. Maybe tomorro I can come up with a couple fake gods for them to worship. I don't know. I've been in this dimension about 3 weeks and it still seems like the first time. Ok, fotta go now. Seems some Squaggletoads are waiting to use this terminal. Please email me your questions about the universe. I have a lot of answers, but it seems I'm missing the questions. Well, you don't have to email them. Just post them here. Everything is still quite green. they tell me it's notmal this time of year. We'll see. Surely next week won't be this time of year. Keep it up. YOUR RANDOM SERVICES the time in your area: 12:56 the time in another area: 08:56 RANDON WEBLINK OF THE DAY: www.thissitedoesnotexist.com

Ok, so this is my second entry in what seems to be my own personal expression space. And right now I'm trying to get a grip on this thing that should actually be trying to get a grip on ME, but for some reason it seems to refuse to do so. Gravity they tell me, was invented in 1564 by a man who was suddenly and inexplicably tired of flying about and decidedly thought to himself, "There HAS to be a better way". I'm still getting used to it. Stay tuned, to see my development. By the way, if anyone comes across my towel please send it back to me, I seem to have misplaced it. YOUR RANDOM SERVICES OF THE DAY/HOUR/MONTH The time in you area: 10:45 PM The coordinates of the closest Sub-Etha Minor Squaggletoad Information Booth: 01:45:05

I've just arrived and it seems this place is OK. At least for the meantime. RANDOM SERVICES OF THE DAY RANDOM FEEL-GOOD QUOTE OF THE DAY I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. THE TIME IN YOUR AREA: 20:45 PM Please, no Squaggletoads. Really. No Magratheans either.