Status: Single
City: URGETON~ PARVA SCREE (twinned with DULLSVILLE)
State: IMPERIAL KINGDOM of SURTSEY (pop. 1)
Country: AQ
Signup Date: 3/11/2008
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Thursday, December 17, 2009
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Current mood:...
Permanent. ( Way off the Beaten Tracks )
He lived out here at the end of the line. He had no need ever for a fence, this land was always so bleak, and nobody ever comes here now. nor rarely ever did they choose to venture way out this far. There was nothing here...
No welcome sign on this soil. Nothing except the old buffers. Next to an old collapsed pig pen. The corrugated iron lay now dying, stewed in this gravel and dirt, like a piece of old wet cardboard, and bottomless white enamel buckets laying yesterdays rain to waste.
Piles of old sheared bent bolts with heads caked in orange rust flakes, lay hiding from the sun in between the dead roots of the broken down mould of a sodden chopping stump. Rotting sleepers strewn all around.
All kinds of shattered glass shards broken crockery, paper thin remnants of tattered old tins and shoe leather. All manner of slowly crusting metals lived here, nestling in clumps, there amongst these starving nettles, and there amidst brambles so thick and twisted as to be able to bring even a shire horse to it's knees...
Old iron core concrete poles both split red and cracked straight through the centre of those dead white curling lichen rounds. One post here, one post there... fallen markers to where his long johns were once hung out to dry in the breeze.
Cold empty eye heads, staring out from clumps of shattered leaf springs, melting beneath the peeling wreckage of that old elm and tin clad wagon that he'd once called a home... They said he'd had a dog or two and used to set them on anyone.
They said he lived on rabbit and hare, and maybe the odd pigeon too. People had long strayed away from him, and most stayed well away from here. Nobody's really been ever down here, No-one at all, or not for a long long time. The end of this line's now long gone. The line that he had helped to tear up...
...and although all those railmen had moved on too, to tear away at another line, he had chosen to stay on in this desolate place. They say that he had fought in the war... But nobody knew from where or how he had come to be here in this place...
Some say that he was a great hero, who had come home to nothing but bomb sites and lonely memories. But nobody really knows, just rumours. They say that in the still cold dead of night that he used to come round and go through all the rubbish bins on the edge of town...
Some say they saw him in the woods... But nobody ever really saw him too well, and to the towns people, he just lived way out, over there, somewhere beyond the distant hills, and the children were told he was the bogey man.
But those who did see him close, say that his eyes were soft and distant, a thousand miles away. They said he never talked, just mumbled, and wore a silver locket around his neck, a wedding band upon his middle finger. They say they saw him less and less as time went on, and that sooner or later, he was gone, some say that he just moved on.
Strung out in trousers and hobnail boots... But maybe he just chose to lie down on his own again, one cold and lonely night. He'd be so much older now... Maybe he's still sleeping one eye open, one eye shut, somewhere near, but still nobody has come down here... not for a long long time. Maybe they really should have taken the time.


copyright R2$ December 16th 200
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009
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Current mood:... pissed off with external robotic censorship of
Category: Art and Photography
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009
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Current mood:... pissed off with external censorship of art
Category: Art and Photography
R2$ destroyed 100's of artworks in 2003 - the 'pre-destroyed' artwork file in pics on this site contains some examples of what remains - myspace robot forced vieled threat and removal of many of these due to them having representaions of cocks in them - cocks are natural - especially when associated with political imagery - myspace image robot sucks cock... some of the images have been censored to allow inclusion in pics here without this site being deleted by the f'kwit myspace robots... Some examples of art that still exists that was created pre-2003 are here - more in the 'pre-2003 destroyed pics file' - many can not be uploaded here as previously stated due to the thick arse myspace robots not being able to tell the difference between art and pornography... twats ! R2$ was also part of an international art group during the 1980's called the 'Baule 8' - this group exhibited both UK and abroad - inc Bank of Ireland, Dublin & Kulturhaus Randers, Copenhagen
Quirkout [see top friends here] was also part of this group as were other artists from both UK and Denmark - etc
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Friday, November 06, 2009
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Category: News and Politics
Mandy Pandy's Coming to Play ~
'oompah' audio text ~ may upload but currently running at around 50MB
so may segment/serialise in pretty much the same way as 'Count Drac's
Love Letter to Kylie" pts. 1 to 8
[current update of recal. version of
Apr 13 09 edit also includes 'This Lady's Not For Burning' ~ this text
part of other inter-related works related to groupings "Aktion Man
With Gripping Hands" & "Fiscal Dynamo"]
Miss-adventures of Mandy Pandy
and the Iron Lady.
Are you sitting comfortably,
settle down and I’ll begin...
Whatever happened to it all,
all that dope and glory...
Whatever happened
to the pally rally
double crossing jackanory
Tory-time picnic table
spread, fables once said
to emanate out from the behind
the walls of the blind Ally Pally storytime
And the Fleet Street bleat
of that good old
“On yer bike...” paradigm
With all star caste-off’s,
all singing and winging it off
right round the U- bend,
all freshly hewn striated
from the state of the crock
of the living end
of a highly esteemed
and freshly laid
turd reich pantomime.
In thanks for the memories
of Ol’ Sugar Plumb’s toothless gums
Weasels who’ve loved,
still beating it out,
on her old tin drums
Crumbling and mumbling,
still plumbing her
new depth charge behind you...
Behind you...
She’s behind you...
There there...
Now, settle down children,
what are you like...
Now then children,
best to all knock on wood...
everybody after me
1,2,3...
you never ever had it so good,
And now that the all lying cry
of cock a doodle do is over,
we’re told it’s all time to roll-over
because a fresh new cock
has come to town
having sent off his protoge
to church in an old dressing gown
he’s now home to roost,
finger lickin’ chicken
in his basket case,
to kiss off new babies
with his perfect hair
and his smiling face...
but well hear more about him
later in all his glorious company
Now...
Everybody after me - 1,2,3,
How now clown cow,
where are you now...
That all bunce is now trunced
that once followed your Hurd’s
pitched black and acrid
holier than thou
strap-on scrap iron
ladened words,
all our raw little bone’s
picked clean,
‘neath carrioned caw,
and what on earth
was it all about,
what on earth
was it really all for...
But will of the asp,
from the acid tongue
of a back-handed bung
And all gaily sped up the ladder,
sung out the song, wrung by wrung
That wanted build up
some kind of new
Jerusalemic vinegars
on a plate
But only suceeded
in creating a lowly
island ratty race
from this once green
and sceptred
regional sink estate
1, 2, 3, everyboy after me...
There’s no sunshine . . . ‘till she’s gone . . .
Well done in children...
and so moving on,
unveiled as impurest illegitimacy
All mists of her nasty fiscaline fads,
as if by magic fade
now spout tragic and glib
All you-turned back
into the cul-de-sac
of her consituent
lickle~ickle dribble bibs
in city silk incontinance pads,
all with no such rhyme or reason,
and look now children,
there’s a hole in the muck -bucket
dear Liza, dear Liza
from an organised
rampugnacious asset
strip~tease of treason...
Dear Liza’s poor old mate’s,
now in a terribly occidental state
Mealy bugs on the plate now hop,
to jump and skip across the appetiser...
‘cos the boat’s all scuppered,
lust in bloom and bust rusts
through with oily gravy
romping around
in her tattered sailor suits,
her down to the ground
in black or navy
and now that the sun
is setting, and so lo...
the 11 year itch
of her meal was too rich
will she now please hurry,
take that one final bow,
in this her last season of the bitch,
o’er her the henious crime
of stretching it out
in her finale sub-prime
pantomomime
So Mercurial and asinine
just a robot on offer-with her head
‘pon a Trident tine.
And If she wants,
we could help
with blunt instruments,
come along now darling,
your place or mine,
anything rusty’d be just fine
Lets all look into the bottomless
void of her toy box
Where we’re sure to find
more than a just few...
And who after all,
won’t join in with the fun
at the end, of her
ever growing dole queue,
and all help to cast off
her final polling card,
down on Sunset Boulevard
Yes she’d look pretty groovy,
in the starring role
of her own
snuff movie...
And well, off course..
One of her favourite
television shows
t’was often heard said,
was ‘The Onedin Line’...
and “Yes... Prime Minister”...
yes prime minister...
Buddy, can you spare a paradigm...
yet maybe there’s
something a little a more sinister
on offer from within
her lead-lined coffers,
all lurking in the shadows
awaiting us still
‘cos the rancid half-life
of all her failure’s,
are all so long and twisted ...
that a hundred more generations,
will most surely be footing the bill...
As now there’s no more sublime
a time now to be had
by all those little shits
Who arose to serve
upon us all, true grit
with bent writs
that filled their pockets
and closed all the pits,
through to warrentless pacts,
twisted facts
and of course,
her merry month
of may Poll Tax...
Yes, I’m alright Jack’s
trousered futures
counting cash,
She rode roughshod
across us all
through guidelines lax
And modelled herself
upon Mother Theresa,
with her well positioned
l
oaded dice, all throne down, a hither and tither,
to scurry across
the country like lice
and on towards
her femme fetale crash
we were all flung
headlong in a trice,
but it was not before long
that she rallied to bash,
maim, slash and slice
with her new song
“we’re... all in it together”
and that now we'd all have
to pay the price,
but her price of course,
to all accord, further instigating
another monumental fraud
for her crusading wiles
both at home and abroad,
their foundations all built
on the silt where once stood,
the monopoly and mergers
commision board
like the hag in front
of the guillotine,
knitting us all a nice
new pair of socks
how she laughed
as she steered us all
off course, directly into
the
oncoming rocks,
with all her lackies
around her pining,
but yet
somehow all,
still shining their cocks
all but them could hear
the sirens call, and all of us
staring... awaiting the fall
At all Times consulting
her Sun dial and nail-foddered
Daily Mirror ‘pon the wall,
Drinking deep from the cup
of Maxwell house, Mirror,
Mirror unfairest of them all...
She stood there to lance
that one final boil, so tight
and oozing with North sea oil
And we all got stitched up
by her crochet Christmas cards
of
Pinochet... Do you remember children,
at the Nativity play, how she
took the piss
All dressed up to nines as Santa
to give him a big wet sloppy kiss,
with him as Rudolf Hess
pulling Satans sleigh,
on the road to Mandalay...
Whilst we were left trapped
in the pits of her crapper,
as her pendulum swung
it’s unholy dung at us all
left standing there in the middle,
and all of us now all left here to rot
without one single pot left
in which to piddle
Yes with her managing
of the finances, t’was the female
equivalent of ol’ Pol Pot
and all that we’ve been left behind
is just the halitosis of her fiscal prognosis
and her plaques on walls, marking all
the black spots of the mess we’ve now got
But still we shall hear
not one one single pathetic apology,
not from her, or those blindy
still following her theology
and though little bo-peep
may have now lost all her sheep,
still throughout all of her shadows they creep,
Funny money and factory siren
threw all your mummys
and all your daddys,
and all your futures,
all away,
just for her to be queen,
for a single day
Sat upon the throne
inside her drastic plastic portaloo
‘pon the scrap heap
now marked down
on all the maps
as the finest hour
of her own Waterloo.
Then there she was,
wrapped in silk astride
to ride atop her favourite chieftan’s tank
Whilst all those filthy journalists
stood around, all taking turns
to have a wank
With them and her
all in collusion, no wonder
the resultant steaming long striation
of shit and corruption
across the globe has resulted
in everybody’s deprivation
Orgreave, Raegan,
Westland, Stonehenge,
Trafalgar Square,
her icey stare,
dutiful protoge - Tony Blair, a
nd off course the Belgrano
all mixed up in her couldron
with golden braids
of twisted spaghetti
for all her puppet
African leaders
all nicely seasoned
with oregano...
into the cannibal pot we go
and although she’s retreated
now back into her own little world,
the naughty girl has still left
us all to pack away the wreckage
somehow neatly back,
into her now broken box
of bent and twisted rusty meccano
Now settle down now children...
I’m sure we really shouldn’t
wish it all all upon on her..
but in the whole wide world
when done’s done and all is said,
There’ll surely still be no-one
quite as happy as me...
Once I’ve heard that the cow,
has dropped down dead.
But at least she’s past it now,
it’s just her legacy
that’s a constant worry
and her cockroach diciples,
who’ll come out crawling
out from within her slurry
as though somewhat fashionable
right now it seems for ex-compatriots
to kick her, her thirsty devotee’s
are already lineing up to crack
open the shrine
And the jump in her grave
to sup up all her tasty liquor...
But her fatuous cats,
who all played at the fiddle,
as they slimed us all up
with her fancy licks
are still hiding crooked aces
up their snotty pinstripe shirt sleeves
for the next one horse- race off,
of all her marked card tricks.
Rolling in it they were,
political muck moved
the profits around by the truck
what on earth were we to do,
all but flys on her wall,
stuck to her
flypapers like glue
by yet more magic bullets
of syphilytic political
rhetoric,
arsenic and old lace
and all so very chaste
amidst the same cabbage patch
and thrashed with same stick,
beneath the fly pasts
of her golden reign,
her passing shots
against all insurrection
jerked off her call,
bugs one and all,
now under her spy-glass
foreclosing inspection
time’s tripe past this basket case
a round congruation
for one last and final cash injection
to cure all our worries
and worldly woes
on her three legged
donkey scroaty ride
the empress' shrewdly
closed us in with no escape
to rape us all, from the inside,
with her half eaten carrot
she’s garroted us all, right
in front of our own bloodied nose
all wrapped up tightly spic and span
from the wizzened lips
of her fiscal dynamos
All this and more spat
succinctly at dread certain ratio
from within her tight lipped
Adam Smith fields of fellatio
his favourite merry whore,
and by the time that we'd all realised
That her hobby horse had bolted,
it was already far too late
to nail a condemned sign
upon that particular barn door
And that or so they thought,
was that, all bought about
to keep us in our place,
and on our toes...
Still eighteen years
and the fiend without a face
has still not gone,
and so on
and round
and round
and round
it goes
the sacred crusts
of her thrusting loins
have clipped away
at the
edges of all our coins,
and although she kindly stuck
an IOU inside
the money box,
somehow through her
and all her pals
she’s still managed
to give it
the frightful pox
and by putting all her own piggies
into the piggy
bank
she thought she and they
might get away with it better
but somehow they forgot
they’d already all spent a penny in it
by forgotting to leave us
our thankyou letter...
All of them were merrily chirping away
at each of the Griffin’s outspread wings
All pulling together... all singing...
away in a mange... of tommyrot,
unto the acheivments of the Iron Lady
as their very favourite robot,
in echo all, going for a song...
Yes children...
Her yellow brick road is long
especially when listening
to the silly things
that the siren of Grantam sings...
Indefategably fatted boss hogs
still stand there one and all,
head-first down in every trough
all whiffy and chirpy,
sniffing and slurping,
snorting and burping
a way to more grub
as they greedily scoff
And jostle about on
anything else they can
snuffle up, or grab for free
And a few hullabaloos
to send just a few
of those unfavoured
little runting piglets
off with their pay-offs
in duplicitly down
into the martyry
of a failed economy
All went in for a penny a
nd walked out with a pound,
Someone somewhere
really should have put their foot down,
Someone somewhere
really should have been more strict
As never...in the field of fiscal conflict
has so much been owed by so few...
to so many..
licking their lips,
they’ve raked in all the chips,
thirstily ensuring that you won’t get any...
Now through cheesy appeasings
of quantative easing,
Minted bints of the quince
melimelum milleniam....
the chosen few do hops,
skips and whoops
leaving us jumping
under their hedge’s for fun,
run rabbit run,
we’re still jumping their hoops.
creeping and crawling
upon all fours
they’ll suck out all eggs
in our chicken coops
Laughing from the castle keep,
through deep moats and portcullis
To lock us all out
of the next induction loop...
how much longer in all abeyance
should we continue to stoop...
And as if we didn’t even see it coming...
Yes, we all did the conga
But now no longer...
now we all play at limbo.
So come on now children,
1,2,3...
arses up and legs akimbo,
'cos it’s still all our fault
and ours alone,
because we kept on gnawing
away at their bone
as the ugly sister’s wrecking ball
kept rubbing off Peter
to pay back Paul...
She stitched us all up
just like a kipper, then f’ked off
with the golden slipper
In black and white
it’s surely there,
look in the small print,
have you read it...
They’ve spunked up
all our filthy lucre,
and then dumped us all
with the toxic credit.
But now, pulling away
at the same old strings
of that same old puppet master
patching up our gored out guts
with fetid strips of pounde shoppe
sticking plaster
The grocer’s precious baby’s
gone down the plug’ole
with the bath water
So dutily it’s off we go,
now hop along,
like little lambkins
to the slaughter
Settle down now children...
Even though we’re already right
up to our necks in Brown,
and there’s naff all else now
left that we can we do...
we can still all still hear
and smell the wreak
from the parroting beak
of that nasty ol' Maggie’s
gobspeak tweak on through,
and that surely it’s all been
just one great big huffy huff,
just more of the same
of that usual stuff,
all brazenly appraising
unto the raising
of yet more halyards
to the din of the Hansard’s roar
all hands on deck,
fighting over the the cookie jar
spouting what we need now
is a really good war...
with three line whips
ripping throughout the riptide
to keep at bay the big bad wolf
now crouching outside the door
behind which all those piggies
are now hiding inside ....
Yes, that’s right children,
they really have all
been very naughty indeed...
All stuffing their pockets
with filthy lucre
as on us all of a frenzy they feed
blind faith leads the blind
in their spent out concepts,
who’s rotting
foundation piles
rest upon greed
Yes...
they’re still all singing
ye same olde infernal hymnal
caterwauling away
with the usual plea...
though Tony the Tiger’s
now a little bit gruff
he’ll still sing along
“Tomorrow belongs to me...”
dressed only in his luscious
new robes, and his aura
of poped and pious humility.
As he drifts along
thro’ to Avalon
and off into the sunset
‘pon his good vibrations
The yacht ...bought for him
with cash creamed off
from you and me
and this nation’s
Miserable downward
spiralling plight,
nose first into his pile of shite
of new labour’s version
of ye Thatcherite rights
But never mind children...
It’ll all be alright on the night...
Yes,
that’s right now children
isn’t it...
because we all know
that from the very start
each and every morning cloud's,
bright silver lining's all lined with shit
Tony the Tiger has got it made,
so let’s follow along
in his merry parade
because just one good deed,
shall surely right
one hundred
thousand
trillion
wrongs...
and meandering
throughout the gerrymandering mires,
we thrill to new squeals that set sail
to impail us all upon new pyres
set to swat out all
but our bestest swansongs ~
‘neath angelic lyres
and in the vile bile
of a new and truly unruly
Tannoyed style,
we’ll all learn soon enough,
yes...
we’ll all know the score...
After me now...
all together now children...
1,2,3,4...
Feed the rich...
and kill the poor...
Maybe it’s now time
to bury your passport,
Somewhere all safe
down beside the sea...
Everybody altogether now...
in all renewance to a new cow tow
Here comes Mandy Pandy...
to show us all how...
# [libel deleted] #
Oh no children...
look out, here he comes...
His gain is your loss...
[and like he even gives a toss...]
He still dreams that when they pull
him out from the wreckage,
all nicely spammed up
in his shiny shiny happy
Hugo Boss...
Watch out children...
Watch out...
Watch out...
there’s a Humphrey about
He’s been humming away all day,
And if you all ssssh...
you can hear him shout
“Arbeit Macht Frei !” ~
“I’m Mandy ... Fly me...”
Yes... so here it all is again,
just as before you see...
His dreamy area,
is the scary scenario
of the political lethario
Who’s just been waiting
in the wings as an understudy
With all rolled up red axe ministers
under his arm just in case
he should get his new
jackboots all muddy
He’s surely already
got it all planned you know...
Where to buy a wreath
with just enough space
for a couple of Lugers
to be stuffed underneath...
and his dreams of a snazzy
little square stick-on tash,
Maybe not quite as wide,
but still a just little bit like
that of Omar Sharif...
...and they all said
it really couldn’t happen here,
but if the shit hits the fan,
I’ll wager just a year...
before he’s the new high-noon
hombre smoking cheroots,
cold flashing eyes,
cuban heeled jack boots
but ‘til then these are all
but his own wet dreams,
for all his pain, and all his schemes,
for now he shall remain,
just another sad wannabee
Old Spice bedwetter...
waving ‘pon high
from his imaginary cavalcade
whilst passing out lollies
and lemonade to the children of parents
who should really know better
but he could have his eye
on the loot for quicker route
as a little bird told me,
that he’d much more prefer
to be splashin’ it all over
with the great smell of Brut
just as soon as he can
amass enough loot
But anyway children,
don’t worry,
he’s in no hurry
and though sure to be there...
To recieve his man sized peck
upon the cheek from
“My Cherie Amour”
and Tony Blair...
With a crocodile tear
in one glass his eye,
a pukka pie,
and immaculate hair,
a rocket in his pocket
and a ten-thousand yard stare...
He’s sure get wood,
whilst he squeezes inbetwixt
the great and the good,
And so on, his dreams
of rattling on and on...
of “this tragic loss
of the greatest politician
of our modern time...”
Whilst syrupticiously
shuffling his feet about
To fill up the hole quick,
with more dirt and quicklime...
Then with his rocket
now positively bursting
out of the silk of his lined pocket
and making him stumble
all a dither just like ‘Jake the Pake’
Off he’ll pop, limousine supreme,
onwards and upwards towards the wake
Whilst his henchmen dish
out some lovely quick-set
concrete wellies to the rest
of the mourners
lined up by the lake...
Politics you see dear children ,
is always a funny kind
of waiting game...
And for Mandy Pandy
of course,
it’s always payed,
to keep one’s self
ever so slightly
out of the frame...
and only when
all the dirty deed’s
are done,
is it safe [ be bo... ]
to pop up one’s head,
So ‘till then he’ll blithely
dream away,
with slithering thoughts
of that very special day,
when all of his opponants,
are certified dead.
Such as his 2012
Olympics dream scheme...
“I’m Mandy... Fly Me...”
just as he thought
it should have been
way back in 1933...
And in this special dream,
all Tannoy’s wired
to his microphone of doom...
...shall boom beneath
his newest real deal
marching tune,
as he dreams
a way to Mendelson
and the hope that we
won’t find him out...
as adoringly we wave
at him from the stalls,
when will hear him shout
“Arbeit Macht Frei !
Tomorrow belongs to
m’mime Mandy.. Fly Me...”
Yes dreaming away,
he’s up there in his flaming
Onyerbeikstaag royal box
“Mandy Pandy’s coming to play...”
but quite yet now children is he...
so settle down now, because
now it’s time again, to turn
back all the clocks...
So all together
after me, 1,2,3,.. ...
Hands off cocks
and on with socks...
Mandy Pandy...
Arbeit Macht Frei
We’ll end again
with Goldilocks...
Yes children, I know
you like that one...
It’s after all, probably best
to leave poor old Mandy Pandy
dreaming now...
That’s right,
leave poor old Mandy’s
dreaming and scheming of all this,
his most special and magic day...
Where everything’s gone shite and grey
And move on back swiftly
to the here and to the now...
To a place where the pages
of history are soon once
again start turning...
It’s time for him
and all his pals
to stop milking the udders
of the golden cow
Whilst we get back
to the fact that...
This Lady’s not for Burning,
is she now...
Yes... That’s right children...
This Lady’s not for burning
Hear... There’ll be no emotional anthem
for the devil daughter of Grantham
No solace revering her golden feats...
Just whoops of joy, and parties in the streets
This Lady’s not for Burning...
Through her phastasms
of Adam Smith imaginations induction
To John Bull, she’s sowed all seeds
of our nations destruction
All carefully orchestrated
under her own instruction
Where all roads led to nowhere
beneath her hawkeyed deconstruction
This Lady’s not for Burning
Be still again those dunce hats
of her vision rise like steeples
How is it that so many now forget
just how it was
She and her devotees
asset stripped the futures
of our children
And the future from all
the British peoples
This Lady’s not for Burning...
May no state funeral calvalcade
be ever made
To drive her through the streets
toward her mausoleum
Best she be pickled
in jars of formaldehyde
And as warning
be there left beside
all other horrors
To be displayed
on the bleakest shelves
of the Black Museum.
This Lady’s not for Burning...
No beatification
or hallowed sarcophagus
for the liaress... Nor to ley
through state her gaseous foul inteststate
'pon this nation...
No schmoozing coffin lickers...
No twenty one gun salute elation,
Render the sow...
hogwash to fertiliser...
too good for cremation.
This Lady’s most ceratinly not for burning...
Even the local priest is gurning,
and all the dead be they Whig~ling Tory...
Liberal do gooders or, die hard Labour,
all pushing up the daises to a
greater glory,
certainly don’t want that cow
for a permanent
neighbour...
Yes even now in their graves,
the dead in her local churchyard are turning...
The worms they flee, as on broken urns
even the mole sare committing hari kari
This Lady is not for Burning...
But what’s that over there?..
what's that we hear and see?...
Oh no he’s back !...
And he’s on the attack...
Quickly run away
and hide children,
flee now, flee...
Fruit of the loin
of the loin of Adolf and Unity
the black cap judge of L.D.V.
“Arbeit Macht Frei !”
~
“I’m Mandy . . . . . . Fly me...”
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Friday, November 06, 2009
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Category: News and Politics
This Lady’s not for Burning
Hear... There’ll be no emotional anthem For the devil daughter of Grantham No solace revering her golden feats Just whoops of joy, parties in the streets
This Lady’s not for Burning
Through your phastasms of Adam Smith imaginations induction To John Bull, you sowed all seeds of our nations destruction All carefully orchestrated under your own instruction Where all roads lead to nowhere beneath your deconstruction
This Lady’s not for Burning
Again those dunce hats of your vision rise like steeples How can so many now forget just how it was You asset stripped the futures of our children And the future of all the British peoples
This Lady’s not for Burning
May no state funeral calvalcade be made To drive you through the streets your mausoleum Best you be pickled in jars of formaldehyde And as warning be there left beside all other horrors To be displayed on the blackest shelves of the Black Museum.
This Lady’s not for Burning
This Lady’s not for Burning
No beatification or hallowed sarcophagus for the liaress Nor to ley through state her gaseous foul inteststate 'pon this nation No schmoozing coffin lickers, no twenty one gun salute elation, Render the sow,.. hogwash to fertiliser,.. too good for cremation
This Lady is not for Burning
 an old poem from time back
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Saturday, September 26, 2009
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Current mood:HiS FaCE ....
Category: Pets and Animals
![section of Gospel 26 [ii]](http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/60/l_422601ad968345a2948f38530c09c5f2.jpg) etcetera and so on...
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Sunday, September 20, 2009
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Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
Dear Sir / Madam [delete as appropriate]
A happy baby is a wealthy baby, and as we are sure you are aware, charitable association is now all the rage. So therefore we are wondering as to whether you may [again] consider offering your stirling support, to The Beany Home for Penniless Babies.

Although not strictly a charity [more of a small family business limited by liability] we are keen to engage your support for this worthwhile cause.
Many of these poor waifes and straeffs are very desperate, and in need of your hard cash and / or goods / services etcetera. [delete as appropriate], and often through no fault of their own [etcetera and so on...]
Please leave all items in the bag provided and place upon the pavement outside your home on Wednesday with this leaflet attached for easy identification by our operatives.
We are especially in need at the moment of high quality unopened perfumery, wines & spirits, quality antiques [including furniture], and hallmarked jewelery, also couture label / designer clothes and sunglasses, and also valuable retro-fashion wares (sorry childrens books or toys, and certainly no bric a brac or other worthless junk, unless you are 100% certain it is valuable).

[Together - we can make a difference.]
Or you maybe you may choose to wait for us to knock, and then, using the envelope provided, hand over the cash [no kites], to anyone who asks for it.
Please give us all your support [again], as this is very worthwhile cause, and we are collecting [again] in your area now ! [terms and conditions apply]
kindest regards etcetera and so on....
Rev.Two-Sheds
[dictated - not read]
The Beany Home for Penniless Babies is a Commercial Company Ltd by liabilty. Reg. address P.O. Box 1,Thwapplungeton Scree, Imperial Kingdom of Surtsey [non-Icelandic territory], turn right near Rockall and look out for the profumeroles.
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Sunday, September 20, 2009
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Category: Life
is that a rocket in your pocket?...

for those poor children, wailing mothers all those others; monsoons, typhoons disease abject poverty now left to rot for new ways on the road to Mandalay diddle diddle, more fat cats on the fiddle and the sacred cow, jumps over the moon dogs of a new war on poverty laugh as the dish runs amok to the tune of money sent, now dissent, to dysentry still, there is - no clean water... in the raw sewage of economics as Knut sets forth slaughter in all tides arising... to re-set in stone, a pull on all conscience where is good will and compassion thrown this call upon us all to fund administer, mental sophistration of all begging bowl set ups marshalled thread-bear skimming across all endless seas of woe from idignant dignitaries in hugo boss and gucci, creeping all halls of sustainable devilments yes let us all dig deep to aid abet these newest Indian hope tricks of all now uttered as disgrace as the poor, starving and flooded now at least have the chance to feel proud of their leaders down there at the parasite launch site and proud to have their very own race as they look up to the heavens at their poverty now in orbit as spent stages of development tumble down through the stratosphere throughout all cataract pacts debased, for the crying, dying breaths of the children, hurrah! hurrah ! laid to rest but not in vain safe in the knowledge that their leaders have finally put their own men in space incensed I hear all status cymbals clang in the temples of the rocket in the pocket well done, jolly good show and let us not forget the poor at the gates of cape canaveral when the yanks presided over a similar kind of wank in the good old days of the cold war on sanity set the controls... for the heart of the con.

please give generously
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Sunday, September 20, 2009
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Current mood:.....etc
Category: Life

fascist vs. fascist verse
...hear the fascists; screaming "FASCISTS !" at the fascists...
see them demarcate - hear them annunciate fooled on dogmas - fuelled by hate.. then multiplying at an alarming rate
all fascists; screaming "FASCISTS !" at the fascists...
Left smite ! Right smite ! Never wrong - always right Mimed hate, marred might... territorial hissings as asp pit spit from the knights of all true coda's height
police lines - bread lines - picket lines - power lines power struggles - hearts and minds...
all fascists; screaming "FASCISTS !" at the fascists
and so we march to this....
limp wrist survivalists, modernists, stuckists, monetarists, calamatists, grist list cospiracists
hear populated populists of anarchists and socialists, rascists and humanists, naturists and biologists...
or change tack to look back...
to warded bladdered sprach of militarist wracks, imperialists, jingoists, eye for an eye polemicists, agent provocateurs locked in slurs of infernal lost inference in ferral purrs...
are all on the attack with their credible lists
creationists, theologists, holier than thou ulcers of the treadmill's whir
buddhists, islamacists, shintoist perambulists - the knack oft' hacks, loading all breaches of the ack ack sprach all shuffling at the decks, on a worn out track
etcetera, etcetera - to all of this plethora...
and of the neatly labelled and tabled in demarcated lists of the obtrusive and the exclusive, chewing a way at the fetid flesh of their old bones
drones -
thrashing it out for nout from the safehouse mouse of pre-owned exclusion zones.. the empiric and vampiric, blood lettings, leachers teachers of all wish lists insatient, via fabulist clerics and preachers
each with a swelling within that boils, and ne'er to resist... all that falls 'pon them as reason, gnaw; see all reason, to desist...
from this cornucopia of cysts.
where t'is as if it's all of us with upclenched fists... are all but screaming fascists.
Screaming "FASCISTS !" at the fascists.
fore we are all fascists screaming "FASCISTS" at the fascists everyday ..in our own sweet and special waye...
ah bless..
and why did they not prosecute the Nazi's and other miscreants of infernal clutch... the history books are open..
t'was simply that they knew too much. no more no less... no more no less the trail of the snail runs amok from the crock of Henry Ford, to Rudolf Hess and the whole thing's a stinking rotten mess
and so i fully understand why you're all so eager to cast aspertions and of course why should you be wrong why settle for less than your own particular versions
but next time that you are ready to grab it all by the horns or the balls and stand on the sidelines to scream out your fascist stress.
as with all due respect... to your priceless doggerals as primed fresh fried from your little pamphlettes, to be pinched out, all steaming, and so freshly striated,
maybe's time for you too, to look into that mirror, take that one final look, and ensure, that you are not implicated...
as with all that is here as wrote and as has already been, succinctly stated each of us has a selected list
and that is why this abhorrance shall always persist as now, I look you in the eye and say to you no matter, how hard you may try that we all are nothing but...
fascists. Screaming "FASCISTS!", at the fascists
so maybe it's now time to stop all your bluffing, for I hiss on your own self righteous huffing we're all either the chicken, or the stuffing so why not just get over it... and learn to get on...
life's short, why waste it tub-thumping a gong thankyou all for reading this... just another self-righteous call...
from just another fascist... screaming "FASCISTS!" at the fascists.
[sic]
......................................................................
answers on a post card to the usual address [terms and conditions apply] with thanks to "The Lady" for her help in this... my vital work
kindest regards etcetera
Rev.Two-Sheds
[dictated - not read]
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Friday, September 18, 2009
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Current mood:... other
hello.... everybody:
hope everyone's having fun out there in the big wide world... (and if not, coping heroically with the snuffling snouts and dizzy bouts of the big wig pig rampaging flu that seems by on large [we'll round here at least...] to be hitting the 40 to 50 year old age group the hardest...)
having come out of the other side so to speak... may i remind those of you and / or your friends, especially those of you who may reside alone, that if you get up in the night to do your duty, to be extra vigilant that you don't get dizzy and fall over...
other than that, those of you may who actually know me, may also know that i write stuff... seldom do I blog, as things change as soon as written, nor indeed, do I introduce many long term regularised offerments of sustainable audio for quantity control... be they 'pon the moibic treadmills of the needfully erudite, or upon the various overly complex and tedious to navigate [ i speak for myself alone here..] portals of binary neccessity ordained for such porpoises

this is all set to change, i may branch out, as not only am I running out of workable storage space, but also have decided it high time i banged my bent cuttlery upon the placemats of destiny, if for no other reason than to get others to stop hassling me to do so... and so I shall for the foreseeable future be floating a few rafts of self absorbed victualisation and other fodderised compostables for the perusement of anyone who wishes to engage in what i consider to be a day to day chimp stab of my own amusement ... most of these ersatz solyent ill / or queeze frills should be reasonably easily found to be knocking about hear arounds, somewhere or overt over there or in other sites such as the one beside the other one currently occupied by my top fab top friend, in the listings upon this page... and so on....
directions to which will be as per usual....

"Stalag Avolon" atop the player herefor example has now been temporarily removed as this was the short version of the long term item and this is because it was a bit of a blast edited on foot so to speak due to the confinements of the ten minute peep show currently available to myspace uploaders ...i tend to write in the long - and so this will probably be re-loaded and re-segmented in due course... idea procurements for this area of writing may be best exemplified here bellow.... although it is part of a much larger ongoing produkt...

... strewth
as for STR [le band] - eg

or
and the like... etc...
this is still in progress and will arrive at some indeterminant point hopefully as soon and when, time and windows of appropriate opportunity and so on arise etc... etc..
if you have read this ... thankyou ... if not , and just scanned to the bottom here* then the basic idea of this bulletin is just to inform you that things or this and other R2$ sites are set to change in terms of sustained procurement of audio and visual in regards to writings and blurb...
I concern my time mainly writing and this is a daily / nightly occurance - ...
kind regards etcetera and so on
[dictated - not read]
R2$
ps. R2$ seldom offer's precise information and so offers this as the best reason as to why - i.e. as copied directly including all punctuation from concise O.E.D. of current english [ in this case] 5th edition 1964 reprinted with corrections 1964 / 1966 oxford university press
" noxious noyade noyau nozzle n't nu, nuance nub, nubble nubile, nuchal nuci-nuclear nucleole nucleus nude nudge, nugae nugatory"
R2$ considers this to be a perfectly balanced and reasonable sentence, and suggest that various dictionaries of variant edition and publication date offer 10's of thousands of [if not many more] similar longer / shorter cohesive running interellational intercise... this sentence above is restricted as far as R2$ currently acertains to this particular issue.. other issues may / may not offer the same meaning or structural content...
the direct consequence of this sentence is that often R2$ remains excruciatingly bored...

[dictated - not read]
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