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Betty lou Nance-Walpole


Last Updated: 11/21/2009

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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 54
Sign: Virgo

City: FORT SMITH
State: Arkansas
Country: US

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Sunday, October 11, 2009 
They say your only as old as you feel.......I have just realized I'm well over 300 years old
Sunday, August 02, 2009 
Tuesday, June 09, 2009 
So I am trying to get an ID ,
I took my California ID and my birth records and my SS card down to the ID office,

The woman looked at the papers and said " the name on the birth records is different then your ID,

I replied that yes I had been married and that is why.

She said HAD?

Yes I am divorced I replied

Well,  she said,  You must bring in your marriagepapers as well as your divorce papers too  .

Ok, Off I went back home,

I returned to her office again this time with more paper work.

The name on you marriage papers is different then your birth records, she said.

yes, I was married before and never changed back to my maiden name I said.

Well she said, you must bring in each and every paper that proves how you got to the name you have now.
We must prove you are not a terrorist.

Back home I went,

I got out a scratch pad and started figuring out how much it would cost to get copies of all my marriage and divorce papers,  
Being as how I was Married and divorced five times, in three different states.

 I'm still trying to remember the dates I need to order these said copies.



Meanwhile.....My neighbor ( a male) went to get his Id, 

He went in and handed the woman his Nevada ID.

She said, Do you have  birth records?

He said, yes, In my files at home.

Ok she said, Just fill this out, stand over there ,we will take your picture, then you will recive you ID in the mail in a few days.


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WHAT!!???
THE   WORLD IS GOING TO HECK IN A HAND BASKET



















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Friday, May 22, 2009 
So now I've decided to Quit Smoking Cigarettes.

Quitting is easy, I must have quit at least a million or so times.

I've ordered the E-Cigarette thing,
I hope to slowly cut down  to stopping.

I guess I'll be writing again on this .

Who knows, Keep your fingers crossed

Sunday, April 26, 2009 
A man I don't know stopped me and asked if I was GAY...
I replied YES, I am Very happy right now.
He said, no I mean are you QUEER?
I replied, At times I am a bit strange.
So he says, are you a HOMO?
I said Yes...I am a HOMOsapian, Even if I do look a little catty.

He was getting a bit irate so I stopped him from talking by saying

How I chose to live my life is MY business.
I do not force my lifestyle on you and you should not force your  ideas on me.

I do not care if you are a redneck, skinhead, dumb idiot,
therefore you should not care that I am A
CAT
Tuesday, April 07, 2009 
Hey help out my friends
Add       http://www.myspace.com/recordattempt2010

 
its fun
 
what the heck, go for it
 
Monday, March 09, 2009 
Why Coffee Is Better Than Men


1.  You can make coffee as sweet as you desire.

2.  A cup of coffee always looks good.

3.  Coffee smells good.

4.  Coffee tastes good.

5.  Coffee doesn't take up half your bed.

6.  You can have a good conversation with coffee.

7.  You can have coffee anywhere, anytime, and not get arrested.

8.  You can have as many coffees as you desire.

9.  Coffee doesn't care what you look like.

Sunday, March 08, 2009 

I have discovered that
when you don't REALLY
feel like fixing a big meal,
A Moon Pie fits the bill.
 
I have a brand new Kitchen,
 New dishes, new stove,
a fully stocked pantry.

I am a good cook
(Not great, just good)

But I just don't feel like putting
in the effort just to have it
 consumed in less then a
 few minutes.
So looking in the
pantry for ideas
 I found a box of Moon Pies, 
 The box said " Low Cal"
So Why not, 
It was filling,
and it was covered in
CHOCOLATE.
What more could a
 tired woman ask for.
 
Moon Pies and A Latte,    
 
LIFE IS GOOD

Friday, February 20, 2009 

Current mood:  miserable
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
So we have moved back in now, The house is beautiful.
Lots of cabinet space now.
Last night I was adjusting the shelves to where I wanted them, 
 I was Standing on A small step ladder.
 When All of a sudden I found myself on the floor,
Covered in glass, and blood.
 
I had sense not to move as there was glass all around me,
 If I had tried to get up I would have sliced my self to ribbons.

My Dad came in and cleaned up enough for me to stand up. 
 Then My Sister took me off to the ER

It seems I had somehow put my head THROUGH the oven door,

I dented the metal frame of the stove and
 my glass cooktop and oven door was in slivers all over the place.

The results of the ER was.......
Nothing broken (except my stove and my pride)

Lots of black and blues,
 lots of scratches all over my body,
A sore arm, shoulder and left foot.

But My head got the worst, 
One large gash, 60 small gashes and over 100 sliver cuts.   
  Washing the blood out of my hair was sheer misery.

I have a knot on my head that looks like it should have a zip code.
But all in all , I'm lucky.........I'm still here.
 
 
.....If I had hit with anything besides my head, I may not have lived.   
 
(I am REALLY hardheaded)
 
Of course today
I feel like
I've been
Shot at and missed,

Shit at and hit,

Drug through a knot hole sideways

and beaten with a steel baseball bat.
 
 
But life goes on and I can still watch Burn Notice Tonight,
(yum Yum, Bruce Campbell)
 
And I don't have to cook tonight
(Pizza time YEA)
 
 
Friday, January 16, 2009 

Current mood:  busy
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
So for the past couple of Days, I have been packing, Boxing up dishes, Washing clothes,sheets, and more.
Moving fruniture, Taking knobs off of doors, Taking down shelves, paper towel holders, mirrors and light fixtures, Getting ready for the second phase of remodeling.

 
The kitchen, And the guest bathroom will be gutted and re built, with tile and special nooks and crannys, for all the odd things I may want to put in.

New lights, new walls, new floors, new mirrors, new shelves and a new sink, tub, and potty in the bathroom.

New lights, walls ,floors, dishwasher, microwave,rangehood, washing machine ,dryer, garbage disposal,sink, shelves, cupboards, countertops,special places for long flat pans, places for hidden garbage cans.drawers for items like crock pots and blenders and mixers, and more for the kitchen.

Siding on the outside as well as wheelchair ramps, a concrete slab with a private fence around it for storing garbage cans.
the back door which leads to nothing will be removed,and sealed up, as well as a side door in the garage which is useless.

A gas fireplace will be installed in the living room, compleat with tile and handmade mantel.
All this will take 3 or 4 weeks.

In the end it will be perfect.( or so)
 
 
 
Currently listening:
Weird Al Yankovic - Greatest Hits, Volume 1
By "Weird Al" Yankovic
Release date: 1991-03-12
Monday, January 05, 2009 

Current mood:  cooky/wacky

One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of a sudden, she heard this soft crying from down below. When she landed, she saw this yellow frog. Touched by his sadness, the witch asked why he was crying.

"Sniff. None of the other frogs will let me join in all their frog games. Boo hoo."

"Don't cry, little one," replied the witch, and with a wave of her magic wand, the frog turned green. All happy now, the frog was checking himself over when he noticed that his p'nis was still yellow. He asked an embarrassed witch about this, and she told him that there were some things that she just couldn't do, but if he saw the wizard, he'd fix things up for him.

So happily, the little green frog hippity-hopped along his merry way. Feeling quite pleased with herself, the witch once more took to the skies, and once again, she heard some crying, but this time of a thunderous sort. So down to the ground she flew only to discover a pink elephant.

The witch asked him why he was crying. "Sniff. None of the other elephants will let me join in all their elephant games. Boo hoo."

Now if you have ever seen an elephant cry, you know it to be a pathetic looking sight, but a PINK elephant crying is just downright heart-breaking, and that is just how the witch felt. So once again, she waved her magic wand, and *POOF*, the elephant was all grey.

All happy now, the elephant was checking himself all over when he noticed that his p'nis was still pink. He asked an embarrassed witch about this, and she told him that there were some things that she just couldn't do, but if saw the wizard, he would fix things up for him.

At this point, the elephant just started wailing. "I don't know where the wizard is," he sobbed.

"Oh that's easy. Just follow the yellow pricked toad," said the good witch.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Saturday, December 27, 2008 


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Tuesday, December 16, 2008 

Current mood:  cooky/wacky

I have decided to party,  So I'm inviting everyone to party with me.

At Dusk.....Take a glass of your favorite Whatever

And Toast to Whatever.

 

Happy Whatever Everyone

Saturday, December 06, 2008 

WHAT DID I DO TO

MR.METZDORF?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=23743474

 

 

I just found out he blocked me...

Who is he?  How does he know me?

Why did he block me?

 

I don't understand

 

Sunday, November 30, 2008 

Category: Friends

Well, Here it is that time of year again....And again I've lost some address's I've collected over the year, And failed to get some.   So to all my My space friends....

If you want a christmas card from me, I must have an address to send it to.

I don't belive in E-cards.....For Christmas I like to make the mailman work for the gift I give him.

If you don't wanna give me your address in my Space, then send it to

darkcurse33@yahoo.com

 

No address...No card.