Well folks your uncle J would like to tell you about what could possibly be the greatest movie of our generation. It has thrills, it has chills, it has romance, and drama! Ladies and gentlemen if you have not yet seen Zombie Strippers you are living an unfulfilled life! We start at a scientific research facility working to create super soldiers, when wouldn't you know it something goes awry. Funny how that always happens. After some well paced humor and zombie blasting action we soon find ourselves at an underground strip club (really who cares how we got there), where we are face to face with true cinematic genius, lead by none other that Robert Englund and Jenna Jameson. Now I don't want you folks to be shocked but Jenna does get nekkid. While in the club we are treated to a series of tasteful and artistic dances by several talented young ladies, including a hot goth and beguiling redhead (proving to be near overload to your humble narrator!). As if that weren't enough they soon turn into, you'll never guess folks… zombie strippers! Well I blacked out for a bit after that but when I awoke again I was met with shear hilarity and dead sexy zombosity! Truly a four star gem and instant classic, run out and see it today!

-J

http://www.sonypictures.com/homevideo/zombiestrippers/

Well we finally posted a live track from the Dingbatz Dec.4th gig.

Here are the lyrics:

She Made Me Look Twice

I was at a light
I looked to the Left
I fell in love
With the devils friend

She Made Me Look Twice
She Made Me Look Twice
And I crashed my car into a tree

She had killer curves
From front to back
O yeah baby she's been around the block

She Made Me Look Twice
She Made Me Look Twice
And I would sell my soul for a piece

Whats under the hood
I want a peek
Come on baby
Show me those CC's

She made me look twice
She made me look twice
And I would do anything for a piece

She Made me look twice

Happy Holidays!
Matty


P.S. NEXT GIG IS BLANKFEST! BENEFIT SHOW FOR THE HOMELESS ONE BLANKET GETS YOU ADMISSION!

hey y'all,

thought i'd take a moment to fill you in on some things.

so last night we rocked the early slot at Dingbatz. we had a killer time, shared the stage with some great bands, and met some cool cats. i would like to thank everyone who came to see us, and those the saw us for the first time. anyone that missed our set, we'll get cha next time!

as for that next time, december 14th you can come see us, and 11 other bands rock out for a good cause, check out our shows link for more details.

also this month you can catch me cheatin on the road zombies and playing bass for the amazing Carrie Engdahl. it's on the 27th and you really shouldn't miss it, but don't tell matty. details for that are on her page...

ok so recording... we'll have something posted here very soooon! we recorded some live stuff and are working on some basic demo stuff, so hang tight! for now you'll just have to see us live

ok so the big news...
you may have heard this already on tmz, or read it in spin, but i am officially letting everyone know now. our drummer, the Jackhammer, has announced his departure from the band. now there have been stories about drug abuse, and underground cock fights, but i assure you none of them are true, well not entirely true anyway. the bottom line is he is leaving for personal reasons and there is no bad feelings whatsoever. that's life folks. so you have one for chance to see the current line up, and one last chance to get a free shot by smakin Hammer's ass!

so that leaves us with the future. Matty and I will be seeking and auditioning drummers soon , so if you got chops drop us a line! we also have a lot of new songs (original and covers) lined up and have some surprises for y'all. no, we're not goin glam don't worry. btw as usual, send us a note if you have any requests for stuff you been dying to hear live!

so in 2009 expect to see us hittin the road tires squelin!

that's it, for now

-j

 

 

Thanks to everyone who came out to show support!
Riddles was an awesome venue.
Sailor Jerry got me drunk.
The Dirty Stayouts kicked ass.
ASOM rocked the night and put in serious work on the event. Thanks for letting us borrow some gear that bass cab sounded great.

Most importantly thanks to all the sexy betties showing up in show knock-out costumes! Talk about hello-nurse.

For those of you who couldn't make it, we did manage to steal some pics from Staci so check them out. If anyone else has any shots please send them our way.

Thanks again, look for more Road Zombie live dates comin' up real soon.

-j

 

Check out two of your favourite zombies starring in (ok, make that brief cameos) Under the Raven's Wing!

Help support the local horror scene!

See "Under the Raven's Wing"
at Queens International Film Fest!
Midnight Series
November 6th @ 10:30pm
www. queensfilmfestival. com
www. undertheravenswing. com

Starring Kimberly Amato
& Jessica Palette (currently on Vh1's "Scream Queens!")

Hey cats!

i just wanted to thank everyone for the support we've gotten already, and give y'all an update.

so far we have a nice bunch o' covers we're nailin' down, that i promise you boys and betties will drive you nuts! we're also asking y'all what you want to hear, so send us a message requesting you fave rockabilly/psychobilly and we'll add it to the list!

as for originals we've got a solid handful now that we are working on, and you can expect to see 'em poppin' up here in the near future. believe me they're some piston poppin, beboppin' tunes that we think y'all will dig. so keep an ear out!

but while you're waiting for us to crawl out from the crypt, check out some of our friends who are already rockin' nj. ASOM (THE social d cover band), the dirty stayouts (rough and ditry rock like it oughtta be), and rocket's red glare (pure country and rockabilly served up right), they all have shows comin' up and you bet yer ass we'll be there. so check out their pages, then check out their shows. and feel free to buy us a beer or two while you're there.

-j

 

Last Sunday I went to the Polish Festival at PNC Arts Center in Holmdel NJ with my Mom,son and we met my Aunt (who is 100% Polish) and her boyfriend there. They had a car show. These are just a couple of pics from the show. I have more I just cant get them off my phone right now the file size is too big to transfer.

The plymouth below had Built by Father and son on the engine block that was really cool.
it would be quite a pipe dream to build a car with my son.



'69 stingray. When I was a kid I was obsessed with the '67 toy model I had glued together. It sat on my dresser and I stared at it for hours wondering what it would be like to have that car someday.


The caddy's that they had were probably my favorite once I get the pics off the phone I will post them. It was awesome to have my Aunt there she was telling me stories of back in the day. My Uncle apparently would get the caddys from the junkyard in the 60s repair them and she would sew the upholstery. Unfortunately they couldn't keep up the maintenance with the '53 Eldorado they had. Damn that would have been great to inherit that car. ; )

MZ

P.S. REMINDER ROAD DEVILS PEEL OUT SATURDAY!