My movie soundtrack

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE:

Put your music on shuffle. Complete.

Waking Up: Call An Ambulance (Albert Hammond, jr.)

First Day At School: I Think I'm a Clone Now (Weird Al Yankovic)
I think I'm a clone now / 'cos every pair of genes is a hand me down

Falling In Love: Allentown - Billy Joel

Fight Song: Oh What a Night (Jay-Z vs. Frankie Valli by DJ Topcat)

Breaking Up: Cursed Sleep - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy
and I cried and felt my legs fail / in her arms I trembled electric

Prom: Walk Away - Tom Waits
No more rain / No more roses

Life is good: Still Take You Home - Arctic Monkeys
So what do you know? / You know nothing

Mental Breakdown: Polka Power - Weird Al Yankovic

Driving: Carolina Rain - Ryan Adams

Flashback: Digsy's Dinner - Oasis

Getting Back Together: Coco on the Corner - Takka Takka

Wedding: From A to I - Jarvis Cocker
It's the end / why don't you admit it / it's the same fro Auschwitz to Ipswich

Birth of child: Dirty Lips - The Fume

Final Battle: The Seer's Tower - Sufjan Stevens

Death Scene: In the Morning - Razorlight
In the morning / you know you won't remember a thing

Funeral Song: One Last Dance - Badly Drawn Boy

End Credits: Phantom Broadcast - The Go! Team

the monstrously offensive christian voice,
who we should all fear more than death
itself say some very stupid things. some
among you may remember their bleating
about Jerry Springer: the Opera, which
was awesome.

now they say this about mosques:

"A mosque is regarded as an abomination
 in the sight of Almighty God... When Muslims
go into a mosque and bow down before their
false god, 'Allah' ('the god' in Arabic) they
are engaging in idol worship without realizing it...
a mosque is a place where demonic principalities
and powers are glorified."

Full moron spleen here.

That will be all.

over at the always informative boingboing, a
link to a picture of a "handicapped fellow". as
i recall from my time in bangladesh, most of
these "fellows" were lepers. occasionally, they
(for they would generally travel in a group)
would go on singing drives to get bakshish.