

Thanks to everyone that came out to the Race of Shame. Another
successful race, with a lot of fun to be had at the finish. We followed
the race with
Bike film shorts from NYC, and the Seattle premier of
Council of Doom.
The weather was mostly cooperative, with a beautiful morning and light
sprinkles starting just as the race began. It didn't deter the 44
racers in their efforts to compete for first in what may be one of our
more memorable races to date. If you have photos, please upload them to
the
Seattle Alley Cats Flickr groupA big huge thanks goes out to all of the sponsors, not least of which was
Four.
Through their support, we were able to procure other, more exciting
locations to have our checkpoints. All were excited to experience the
drink that at least in Seattle, is growing in popularity, especially
within three user groups: bicyclists, college students and homeless
people. If you have not tasted Four Maxed, or Four Loko, then we
encourage you to do so. It tastes a little like success, a little like
defeat. It's almost poetic.
Of course it couldn't have happened without the support of the
people that were at the checkpoints. Ali, Amy, Heidi, Laila, Brandon,
John, Mackenzie, Greg, Karl, Amanda, Christauf, Ryan O, and a couple
more that I didn't get their names. Make sure you thank these folks
when you see them. The effort that that put forth help to make these
events run smoothly. Hanging out outside, sometimes in the rain for a
couple hours can be brutal. Buy them a drink when you see them. It's
well deserved.
We'd also like to thank the sponsors that supported this race with prizes in the non liquid form:
Brouwers,
Squid & Ink,
Subrosa,
Shadow Conspiracy,
Rickshaw Bagworks,
Cognition Caps,
Blaq,
Partybots,
Feetbelts,
Better Not Die Riding (BNDR),
Traitor Cycles,
Soma Fab, and
Urban VeloLuke in NYC deserves a big thanks for making the
Bike Shorts happen. And of course
Council of Doom:
keep ripping. Thanks for doing what you do- can't wait to see what's
next! Also a thanks goes out to the Boxcar Alehouse, that has been
supportive of us, and has let us run a muck for a couple events now.
The race started at the I-5 Colonnade/Bike Park. Manifests were
handed out at 3pm, and the scatter began. Many racers took off in
whatever direction they saw first on their manifest, others studying
and route planning before the rubber hit the road.
The stops that were involved, which could be done in any order:
- Thunderbird motel room #17: "Who the Fuck did I wake up with"
- Have your photo taken in a very shady motel on Aurora, with a half naked man in a Luchador mask
- Golden Gardens: "If the shirt fits"
- Grab an article of clothing from the pile, and wear it to the finish- as it was intended to be worn
- Post Alley Gum Wall: "So about last night..."
- Leave an awkward text message at a given number regarding your "experience" from the previous night
- Twilight Exit: "Well, maybe just one more"
- have your manifest signed
- Wall of Death: "Wall of Shame"
- Ode to Bubba: write a love poem to Bubba, who's birthday is Feb. 16th, and has been down since day one.
- Dexter Ave N. @ Galer St.: "Walk of Shame"
- Carry your bike. Use the stairs.
And now for the results:1st- #10 Mike O'Malley
2nd- #27 Zach
3rd- #17 Ponch
1st Girl- #20 Rae Anne
1st to cross with an Bike Bloc shirt- #41 Tall (B)ryan
Biggest Bar tab (coincidently the only one submitted)- #13 Langston
Best txt- "If you get prego- down the stairs oh" - #22 Aaron
Best Ode to Bubba- " -#30 Mike D.
DFL- #37 Freiburger
4th- #12 Kevin
5th- #8 Dung
6th- #2 Allender
7th- #4 Nick
8th- #41 (B)ryan
9th- #31 Joshua
10th- #30 Mike D.
11th- #13 Langston
12th- #28 Sean S.
13th- #7 Rob
14th- #19 Chris C.
15th- #9 Becker
16th- #23 Mickey
17th- #6 Matt "the Badger"
18th- #29 Jeff
19th- #42 Ethan
20th-#20 Rae Ann
21st- #24 Joe
22nd- #16 Beau
23rd- #3 Vince
24th- #22 Aaron
25th- #1 Andrew
26th- #11 Chase
27th- #26 Margaret
28th- #40 Dave
29th- #5 Ian
30th- #25 Nick
31st- #36 John
32nd- #33 Dave B
33rd- #18 Tariq (spelling?)
34th- #39 Xander
35th- #35 Robbie
36th- #34 Ignorant Brian
37th- #43 Felix
38th- #30 Bubba
39th- #37 Freiburger
There were a couple incomplete manifests, therefore putting a few people in the
Did
Not
Finish
Category. Out of the 44 that started, there were a couple mechanical
issues, some seriously poor route choices, and a bit of exhaustion from
the night before, but all in all, climbing in bed with a luchador can
really put a fire under your ass and get you going again.
Stay tuned for pictures to surface, which can be found on the
Seattle Alley Cats Flickr poolAs always, we are pushing ahead, and moving forward towards good fun on two wheels. Now go put some fun between your legs.
xoxo,
ECBB