Hey Everyone!

 So, I took Angelica for her Christmas pics today and it did not go very well. She just wasnt having it. She had such an attitude. I was like this is NOT my kid!! My husband was cracking up and im like what the hell is wrong with her? She was giving the photographer dirty looks and she was pushing the fake presents away. Im like an idiot dancing and singing for her and shes just staring at me like please lady! Im telling the lady that my daughter is like her dad. She does not like to smile for pictures. Shes so freakin serious! Finally, she starts to cry. Now im sweating and im like I give up because even if she stops crying, shes gonna look like a mess. Wait. It gets better. So Marc, being the ever attentive daddy,tries  picking her up in the air to make her laugh and bangs her head on the aluminum thing that holds the background paper!!! Angelica is hysterical now. I wanted to curl up in a ball and die! Everyone was staring at us! The photo lady is like OMG!!! what is happening? Marc was SUPER embarrassed and his very fair skin turned a lovely shade of red. 

Angelica was fine!  LMAO.... it just added to the drama of the session.  So I only picked 1 picture and shes not smiling of course and I have a pic of her with santa from like 3 wks ago and yes you've guessed it! shes not smiling. At least she let them take the pic before she got a better look at Santa and freaked!

I took Angelica a few days ago to try and get another pic with a different Santa in hopes of a smile but as soon as she saw him she ripped at my shirt and started to cry! All this from a kid who loved the Spongebob character at her party and the Dora Character at her cousins party last week. I guess you just cant figure these kids out!

I was so pissy when we got home. Marc is like calm down maybe we'll go another day. Im like hell no! I'll try to get a pic of her home I guess. So we decided to go to the mall and buy Angelica some new shoes. As soon as we walk in theres a guy dressed in a Santa suit that must have been working in one of the stores and she freaked out and ran! He didnt even have the beard on. I was cracking up! Marcs telling her dont cry. Its Santa. He brings the presents. Im like Loser! she has no clue. so thats my day. Angelica is now napping. Marc is getting some last min xmas decorations and im blogging waiting for our dinner to be delivered. I told Marc maybe I should change my name to Angelica and I can act bratty and he'll buy me 4 pairs of shoes like he did for her. LMAO!

Until next time!!

Love,

Suzanne

OK heres the verdict on spray tans. I say NO! If you do it before an event, its OK but not great. After you get it done, its sticky for hours and smells funny. Then, when you can finally shower, 1/2 of it washes off. Up close on my face, you can see the tan got into my pores making it look like black heads all over my nose! (Yuck) Now Ive taken another shower and my face is all blotchy.I feel like Micheal Jackson) Im happy I didnt have to go anywear today! Oh and now my feet look Orange! ughhh. I say, stay pale and use bronzer or hit the tanning bed. I know tanning isnt good for you but like I like to say, EVERYTHING in moderation!  The show in Philly was fun! I got to see alot of people I havent seen in about 10 yrs so that was cool.

Well my darlings! Until next time!

Love ya xoxoxoxox

Hi Guys!!!

So whats up? Its been a while since Ive written ya. Ugh this color is making me blind. Ahhhh Much better. Anyhoo, Ive just been doing shows and trying to find some new music to record. Other than that, Ive been enjoying watching my Angelica grow up and reach new milestones. Can you belive im already planning her 1st birthday Halloween costume party extravaganza??? LMAO  Its freakin sick! Im like where did the time go? Shes now 8 1/2 months. Her 2 bottom teeth came in 2 wks ago! She looks like a lil monster. She says mama,does clap hands and gives high 5!!(High 5 she learned today!)

Im such a dork. Marc got me that flip camcorder. So now, im gonna be obnoxious and tape all my shows and backstage stuff. Its so cute and simple! and I LIKE SIMPLE!  My first ebay auction went great! It was fun to do and I will do another soon. Im sure some people are like why is she selling her clothes on ebay?(No. I don't need the money!) Well, If you must know, Most of my show clothes I wear once and it sits in my closet for years . I get alot of compliments on my outfits from you guys so I was like instead of throwing them out, Maybe you guys would want them.  Some of my  next auctions proceeds will go to an animal organization. I'll let you know which one I pick.

So now, to the wacky Suzanne story of the day. I went to get spray tanned for the first time today. Marc was like Oh God! Youre gonna look like a carrot for your show in Philly! LOL... Well, I dont look carrotish (I think) Lets see how it comes out in photos! So, I had a feeling I was going to have to get totally naked and I was a nervous wreck. So the girl comes in and shes like ok. Undress to how ever you feel comfortable. I say go nude! So im like ok thanks and she leaves.

Now im like Crap! This chick is gonna see my cooch! My cooch don't need a tan but I hate tan lines! What should I do? so I strip down to my thong and she comes back in.  Im laughing nervously . Im like, I dont know why im trying to be so modest. I just had a baby 8 months ago. Shes like take them off! Who cares! So im like ALRIGHTY! here goes nothing! If youve never been spray tanned, its funny. Youre in a room with a stranger whos spraying you with FREEZING brown liquid while youre naked and shivering. Its not very glamorous and youre sticky for hours! Im not sure if I would do it again but It was something Ive always wanted to try. The stars always look so glowy and flawless and I wanted to glow. Oh If youre wondering. The tan girl has no idea I sing. I SOO would not have done it then!  LOL  Dont need anyone talking about my wax job and having to spray my cellulite ass with a tan!  LOL  When I came home Marc was like oh it looks good! Hes so anti tanning or anything fake. Hes very conservative. How he ended up with me is something i'll never understand.  He said I looked chocolatey!  LOL  I Told him we couldnt do the naughties tonight cuz his hairy chest will exfoliate my fake tan off!  Haa haaa! Anyway! I love you guys! Hope to see you at a show soon! Dont forget! I have Tshirts available now on my page. Pick one up and bring it to a show 4 me to sign

love,

Suzanne

HI!

Just a quick hello for now. Thank you all for your mothers day wishes! Happy Mothers day to all my sexy mamas! LOL  My first real Moms day was great! ( I celebrated last yr pregnant) Im usually with my family but this 1st moms day I wanted it just to be my own new lil family. Just Marc and Angelica. We went to a brunch at a Hilton in N.j. It was so yummy and then we went shopping! Of course Angelica got a ton of stuff! LOL... Ive been Crazy with shows ever since I came back in March which is Awesome but i feel like I dont have enough time for everything! Im like what happened?  LOL now im like an old lady and when Angel goes to bed, i'm right behind her. I cant hang like I used too! But thats because for YEARS Ive had the luxury of sleeping all day during the week. Well, Not anymore!  I havent posted new pics because my main computer is fried and I cant find my camera software to install in my laptop!! I know its freak'in  somewhere! well, as soon as I have some time, I still have to tell you guys about the Freestyle Music awards and some other stuff I have going on. Well now I have to go feed Angel before she starts crankin' away. Shes great! shes HUGE! shes 6 months but looks like 9 months! shes tall.... didnt get it from me!  ahhaha  Marc and his mom are tall so there ya go!  well, thank you guys again for your comments and for always supporting me at my shows all over the country! I really love you and im happy i get to meet so many of you in person!

Love

Suzanne!!!

Hi Everyone!

First of all, let me thank you all for your beautiful comments when my nana passed away. I cant believe its been a week already. She was my dads mom and she was 87. She has 14 grandchildren! Im happy I got to have her for so many years and even more thrilled that she was well enough to be there for my wedding 2 1/2  yrs ago. Im especially thankful that she was able to meet and hold my daughter. 

Nana was a fiesty one! OMG she was soooo funny. The things that came out of her mouth sometimes sheesh!  She loved music and dancing and when i’d visit with her she would look at Britney or someone on TV and say how come thats not you? I’d say nana its not that easy. It takes alot of work! She would say look at these girls on TV with the strings up their butts!! What is that? They wanna show the pussy??  LMAO  yes! nana said pussy! OMG I freakin fell off the chair when she said that. She would go, what????  LOL  Then she’d laugh cause she knew exactly what she was saying.

She was soooooooooooo proud of me. She let everyone know she was my nana and would get pissed if you didnt know who I was or my songs. She’d say you dont know who she is? thats my granddaughter! LIL SUZY! go buy her CD!  LOL  She had  home attendants for the past few yrs and of course she had to tell every one of them I sing and she would say you know! Take Me In Your Arms!  meanwhile they were like 50 and foreign. LOL  They had no clue.

Well, I will miss nana very much. We are all fine. She went peacefully and we knew it was coming. Im happy I was able to be at her bedside the night she passed.( I wasnt there when it happened) I hope to continue to make her proud. I like to think that when she passed, She got to get all dressed up and went to a welcome home fancy cocktail party in heaven! She loved to eat and dance! (like me)!!  She was a widow for a loooooong time and she must be so happy to be with her husband my pop pop( he passed before I was born) dancing to Frank Sinatras "I Did It My Way"

Well thank you all again. Some of you have lost loved ones recently as well. Im so sorry. Time heals but we never forget.

Love to you all

Suzanne

Oh! wish me luck at the Freestyle Music awards Wednesday. Im performing....but I hope I win something!!!  LOL  If youre in FL. you can still get tix at Ticketmaster.. They are only $35.00!!!  Get your butts over there and come see me!

Hi everyone!!!! 

Oh my goodness. Where do I begin? Well, if you've been keeping up with my blogs, you know that my biggest fear of pushing out a baby was pooping while pushing. Guess what?     I freakin' did  but i'll get in to that a lil later.  lol

So lets see. Saturday October 27. Marc was off from work (Thank God) and I was particularly hungry that day. I started off the day with a huge plate of scrambled eggs with cheese,bacon and a bagel! I was feeling great. I wasnt having the contractions that I was having the 2 days before so I didnt think anything was happening soon. I decided to go get my nails done and my eyebrows done and finally pack my hospital bag. I was 38 wks and Marc was on my case everyday about getting my crap together. I am such a procrastinator. Im very easy going and everything to me can wait.  Nothing is a big deal! well, thank God I packed that afternoon!

So fatty me, was hungry again and I had penne alla vodka for lunch. I was craving tacos for dinner that night and at about 12:30am, im making tacos for me and Marc and of course I ate 4 of them!  LMAO Then around 2:30am I had some watermellon! Yes I know!  There was no hope for me not pooping on the table after the way I ate. I was like of course! Tacos of all things. I felt so bad for the Dr.  hahhaa. so about 3:30am I go to sleep. Marc was on the computer paying bills and at 4:30am  I wake up with a contraction (but I was having them a few days ago so I didnt think anything) I get up to go pee and before i went to sit, I felt water. Now im like OMG! WTF? i didnt know what to think because I wasnt even awake really. So I stand back up and more of a trickle starts. So Im like no freakin way. Its 10 days too soon! so I run to Marc with no pants on and a towel between my legs and i'm like oh God! I think somethings happening! I think my water broke! Now im crying. Marc is like are you sure? Im like NO asshole! I never did this before! I dont know! so Im explaning to him what happened in the bathroom and im like. I never peed. Let me go pee and see. So.... I go pee and i stand back up and GUSH! now im a crying mess and im with the towel between my legs and im like Marc! its happening again. Now like 2 losers we are like what do we do? Hes like call the Dr!!! So I call my Dr and she tells me to go to the hospital. So im saying holy shit! Thank God I packed my bag before! Now Im trying to get dressed and stay calm but it wasnt happening. So I get dressed and go down stairs and call my parents and Marcs mom( Im not in any pain at this point) so we are getting Wheaten set up and i'm gushing AGAIN! I didnt know so much came out! I thought its 1 gush and thats it! well Noooooooooooooo. It goes on for hours! so we are in the kitchen and im crying and marcs throwing dish rags at me to put between my legs and hes like why are you crying? this is what we've been waiting for! our baby girl is coming! hahhaa then he goes upstairs to get me a real towel and we leave. The hospital is about 35 min away and im having a nervous break down and I feel like hes driving sooooooooooo slow. Im like Marc what if the baby is coming out! we'll never make it! Hes like dont you wanna get there safe? and if we get pulled over, it will waste more time! Im like I dont give a shit! Drive the freakin' car! Now, the contractions kick in. OH MY GOD! I have a new respect for women who opt for an epidural free birth. Anyway, we get to the hospital and my parents and 2 brothers are there already and Im crying with a towel wrapped around my butt. My mom was at a club in Brooklyn dressed as a pirate for halloween so she still had her pirate jewelry and loads of makeup on and im like OMG look at you! thank god she changed her clothes! So Im VERY nervous and cranky now and im like why is everyone here? can you leave? stop staring at me! so they take me to another room so the dr who is there can check me and I was already 4 centimeters dialated! and they had to make sure my water broke so the dr looks at the puddle of fluid im laying in and shes like oh yeah your water broke. Im like YA THINK??? oh and she looked like she was 14. (I was thankful for her tiny hands though!) At this time, we hear a woman screaming at the top of her lungs! Im like Holy shit. thats gonna be me! So, I request an epidural and they bring me to the labor room. Now the contractions are NO joke and you have to wait like an hour for them to give you a full bag of fluids in your IV before you get the epidural. I did not know this! So, it was basically almost 3 hrs from the time I got there until I got my LOVELY epidural. Now the breathing through contractions? Ha ha freakin ha! Did not work for me! I cried with EVERY contraction. Thats what made me feel better so thats what I did. My moms rubbing my leg and breathing on me going breathe! So satan Suzanne came out and i'm like Ma! Shut up! I dont want to breathe! Stop telling me to breathe! Stop breathing in my face and go wash that makeup off your face! So I tell her to go im my bag and get an Olay cleansing cloth and clean her face!  LOL can you imagine? that was bothering me so much? I felt better when her makeup was gone! LOL My mom in law and Marc are just quiet watching me. Every now and then Marc would say "squeeze my hand"  lol  So Finally the epidural God comes in and takes the pain away! AHHHHHHHHHH within 10 min I was normal and amazed at how great I felt. So I relaxed while Marc took a nap for 2 hrs and mom hung out with me and rubbed my feet.

Its Show time!!!

Now my Dr comes in and says "You're ready to push"!  I start crying again because i'm so scared of the pain and everything. I have a personal relationship with my Dr. ( I was her medical assistant for over 2 yrs) so Im like Doc, I'm apologizing ahead of time because I ate so much earlier and I havent had a bowel movement. I know this delivery will not be poop free! So she tells me that 99% of them arent so dont worry. I was apologizing to the nurse too! she was cracking up. She was like i've never seen a person so self conscious of that before! Im like you don't know! I can't even pee if someone is in the next room or in a public bathroom if people are in there. So the Dr clears the room except for Marc and she says ok we are gonna practice push. She goes Suzanne, I know you don't want to hear this but, I need you to have a bowel movement basically. Im like what? she says well thats how i'll know youre pushing right. Im like oh God! What if I fart? (I think I did too)  LOL   So I push a couple of times and im like oh! It doesnt hurt! I can do this!! So after alil bit of practice pushing, my moms are allowed back in and after about 1 hour and a half I was done! of course every now and then I was asking Marc "am i pooping"? He kept saying no that hes not looking. LOL he wasnt all up in my cooch. he stayed near my head and held up my giant leg and counted as I pushed. He was so calm and wonderful and my mom and mom in law cried like the whole time. Then Angelicas head appeared and he looked at that and he was like wow! she has so much hair! The Dr asked me If I wanted to look and I was like NOOOOOOOOOO I just wanna push! and soon after, she was here! The Dr was proud of me because Angelica didnt come straight down. Her head was a lil sideways. She said I would have had her out sooned if that didnt happen. So Angelica was placed on my chest all hot and slimey and I fell in love. We cried so much that another nurse came in because she thought something bad happened! She goes oh ok tears of joy! Wow! but I felt like super woman and i was so happy everyone got to hold Angelica and she was healthy and pretty freakin cute! (Even with her cone head)

So now the nurse is cleaning me up and everyones taking pics and crying and I ask the nurse did I poop? so she starts laughing and said yes Suzanne you pooped! Im like ah man! Im so sorry. She said Suzanne, everyone poops a lil during a vaginal delivery and if they say they didnt, its cuz they didnt know they did and no one told them or they lied! LOL

So, I believe it. I had no idea that I pooped which was great and Marc didnt see or smell anything. Now, my mom was at the foot of the bed so she saw EVERYTHING. She came over to me after they took the baby to be weighed and stuff and she leans over to me and says you shit!!  LOL  I was like I know! The nurse told me! My mom goes at 3 points during pushing A lil nugget came out!  LMAO  hahahaaaaa im like 3 times? she goes yup! but that was when you were making the most progress and we could see the baby! That was when you were pushing the right way! i'm like oh God! I really dont care but that means my mom in law saw! hahahaaa. Well my mom in law was so thankful that I had her in the room. She was so amazed and honored to be a part of her first grandchilds birth. I was like mom? are you gonna have nightmares now? lol.

Well, Im a very private person when it comes to bodily functions and certain things but let me tell you. It all goes out the window after child birth. You have people checking you down there during labor and after. Helping you pee and clean you down there! I was like omg! this is sick. 

Im so happy everything went smooth and the experience was very positive and I plan on doing it again very soon. Thank you to my friends and webmasters Freddy and John for handling my page while I was resting. Thank you everyone for your comments and advice and for being a part of my life during this time. It was so cool to share this with so many of you who care. Thank you for your gifts as well.

Angelica is a great baby so far and we are actually getting alot of sleep. Marc is INCREDIBLE! hes such a help and hes so in love with his daughter. Everyone see his glow when he talks about his "lil mama"

I have more stuff to write but i'll save that for another blog. This one is a long one!

Love you all and good luck to the few of you that are due soon and congrats to the ones that went around when I did.

Hey Everyone!

IT'S A GIRL!!!!

You'll be happy to know that Lil Suzy gave birth to a healthy baby girl today, Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 3:43pm! The baby was named Angelica Juliet Melone and she came in weighing a healthy 7lbs 13oz and is 20 inches long. The new Mommy is extremely happy and she and Baby Angel are doing just fine. 

A photo of the baby will be posted soon!  In the meantime, you can post all of your congratulatory wishes on this blog.

We'd like to Congratulate Suzanne and Marc on their new arrival!  May God Bless you and your Lil' Angel!

Much Love,

Freddy and John

Hi Everyone!

Well, Im just about ready to pop. I had one of those lovely internal exams at the Dr.s this week and i'm making progress! Im oddly calm right now though. I had more anxiety when I hit 6-7 months. Of course I hope and pray everyday that things will go smoothly and that Angelica will arrive safe and healthy.  I love all of your labor stories and advice. Although I can't respond to everyone, I read them ALL! Thank you for taking the time to write to me and tell me your experiences. (daddys too!) I also wanna take the time to thank my web masters and friends Freddy and John for adding those cool pics to my page and organizing the photos. Just so you know, when I have the baby, Freddy and John will be called and they will post it for all of you to know and they will be handling this page for about 1 week until I'm able to get some time to post pictures and write a new blog for you.

Most of you know that i'm terrified of pooping on the table while giving birth! LOL  I know theres so much more to be worried about than that but I just have this thing! I'll announce if I have to pee or poop in front of friends and family but the thought of  Marc and his mom actually seeing it is making me nuts! LOL  in front of my mom I dont care. Shes wiped my butt many times LOL. I just cant get over it and to top it off! i'm watching A Baby Story on TLC (i'm addicted) and this woman pooped in the birthing tub. Im on the phone with my mom and i'm like OMG I see a shit! shes like where? but the camera went off of it and was showing the womans face. Then, she gets out of the tub to push on the bed and there it is!!!! Floating at the bottom of the tub!! Im like OMG this poor woman on national TV has a floater in the tub! LOL  I was mortified! ( No im not giving birth in a tub) but I was like see? women poop during labor! God, I tell ya.  I can't wait for that part to be over. Anyway lets see, Oh I hope everyone has a safe and fun halloween. I'll be home with my friend Jenn giving candies and of course eating them If I don't go in to labor LOL.  I'm gonna enjoy it now cuz its get in shape time soon. Send pics of your kids and pets! I LOVE that! I dont know if I can get wheaten into a costume, but i'll try. So good bye for now. This will probably be my last blog till Angelica comes. I'll still be handeling my page until I deliver. Wish me luck everyone! I love you guys!!!!!

Love,

Suzanne

xoxoxooxoxoxoxox

p.s Check out my interview with celebrity-babies.com. Be sure to post a comment and let all those who arent familiar with my self and freestyle dance music know how much you love it!!!!!  Show them how we are freestyle freaks! LOL!!!!!!!

Hi everyone!

So alot of you have been asking for a new blog so I'vebeen waiting for something that I thought was funny to start it off and wouldnt ya know, it happened about 2 nights ago.

So I'm in bed waiting for Marc and Wheaten when Wheaten  runs in my room and grabs something from the laundry basket and brings it on the bed. Marc comes in the room and yells at him  and me being 1/2 asleep i'm like what? Marc says, Hes got one of your  T-shirts! so Marc gets it from Wheaten and I look and i'm like Hysterical!  I say its not a shirt! its my undies!  OMG... we laughed so hard! Of course Marc tried to make it better by saying well, wheaten had 'em stretched out! I'm like no! he had my giant panties and you thought it was a freakin shirt! Don't try to get out of it!  We are so not having sex tonight! But seriously, it was soooo funny. It was one of those things where you had to be there. Well i dont always wear maternity undies although, the thongs are quite comfy! LOL.  I still fit into a size Lg thong but I look at my self and i'm like Uh uh! Cellulite ass and giant belly doesnt look cute with a black lace G-string.

Anyway, I really cant complain. I feel really good most days. Just always sleepy and the peeing is CRAZY!  I used to have the bladder of steele. I have what I call a shy bladder. Ive heard that there is a medical term for it now. I cant pee in public places. I could be bursting and if the bathroom isnt private, Its not good. I would take long flights across the country and not pee for hrs! I would hold it until I got to my hotel. Oh and 4 get trying to pee on the plane. even though its private, I get all nervous because I know people are waiting to go in after me and I get stage fright! then i'm like oh no! I'm taking too long. They are gonna think i'm shitting! and then I really cant go!  I know people! I tell you all the time I'm WEIRD!  If I'm drinking though, after ya know, you "break the seal"  I can pee anywhere.. The parking lot. The bushes! But I cant be drunk all the time so thats my issue!

Enough about peeing! LOL  I'm still waiting to get this georgeous thick pregnancy hair! I'm 6 months preggo! Where the hell is it? my hair looks thick cuz its so dark but its VERY fine.

I'm obsessed with stretch marks. I check eveyday to see if my belly has any yet. So far so good. i use all that coco butter and the coconut vitamin E oil but I've heard it doesnt work.  I use it all the time. At least If I get 'em, I know I tried!   LOL  If you get 'em you get'em. I already have em on my butt and hips from puberty and gaining and losing weight my whole life. It doesnt make me feel too bad though cuz I dont know many people who dont have 'em where I do and dont have kids.

Let me see, what else. Oh, My daughters name will be Angelica Juliet! She will be my lil Angel!  :-)  I'll start working on her room the end of Sept. So i'll post those pics when I'm done.

I'm terrified of labor and delivery!  I have many friends and cousins with babies and everyone says its not bad. I dont care!  LOL  Its not good! and no one talks about the soreness after and the bleeding and the HUGE engorged boobs. I know its all worth it but I'm still scared shit and I think I have the right to be.  The unknown is always scary. As I get closer to my due date, I still wouldnt mind some positive words and stories of birth! and yes I will have an epidural!  I hate pain and I can't picture myself pushing out a child! I just can't. and lets not talk about pooping on the table!  LOL  I know almost everyone does and when youre in that state, I guess you really dont care. I plan on having Marc , my mom and his mom in the room when I deliver. My mom said if and when I poop, shes gonna scream ewww Suzanne youre shitting!  LOL  LMAO  We are such a crazy family. I'm sure she will tell me to make me laugh!

So, thank you everyone who's sent gifts and for asking how Me and baby are doing every so often. I feel so lucky to have you guys to write to and chat with and share my crazy stories and thoughts about everything. I cant wait to start performing again in April and I hope to meet some of you in person. Good luck to all the other mommies who write me that are expecting as well. I wish you all health and happiness and so much joy! Thank you all for your advice and comments! and I cant 4-get about the proud daddies that write too! I love you all!

Oh let me add this. Alot of you are saying i'm small for 6 months. My belly isnt that big but my ass is huge!  Lets just say wide load!  I have a big booty and hips to begin with so as soon as I started putting on that weight BAM straight to the ass! Although, I hear when your carrying a girl, thats what happens.  My brother Tony (hes 1 yr younger than me) saw me Thursday and was like, you still look good! Your face hasnt changed much but your freakin ass is HUGE!  Leave it to family to be honest! LOL...  My mom says it too. My  lil brother Vinny is a lil nicer he doesnt say anything, he just rubs my belly.  LOL Marc doesnt say a thing! he knows better!  He just calls me Titsy MCGee cause of my big boobs! Oh and I have huge arms!  My friend Lynn coined the term Tharms ( arms the size of thighs) while she was pregnant!  LMAO  Cellulite on my tharms is so sexy!  LMAO!  Just thought I'd add that lil tid bit!

xoxoxoxo