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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 31
Sign: Libra

City: woodbridge
State: NEW JERSEY
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/4/2005

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Monday, July 07, 2008

BeFunky Cartoonizer
Category: Art and Photography

5:31 AM

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Monday, April 17, 2006

your momma

Body: THIS YO MOMMA JOKE TRAIN. SAY ANY JOKES ABOUT MOMMAS , SKINNYNESS, FATNESS ANYTHING JUST LIKE THE SHOW....
after you posted your joke copy and paste the whole thing then repost yourself.

- ur momma's so fat she makes whales look like dolphins

- Yo mama's so hairy, she has little fros on her nipples

- Yo mama so ugly, when she steps in front of the mirror, her reflection ducks.

- Yo momma soooooo stupid, she put a cell phone in her butt, and then i asked her what she was doing, she said she was making a booty call

- Yo momma is so stupid, she saw a sign that said wet floor...... so she peed!

- Yo momma is so Stupid when she was depressed she tried to commit suicide by jumping of a side walk !

- Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!

- Yo momma's so stupid she jumped over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

- Yo momma so huge, she made King Kong her pet monkey!
That jumping off the sidewalk one (scroll up) was pretty stupid!

-Your Mama smells so bad she made Right Guard go left.......

- Yo Mama so ugly, You're the main reason Condoms were invented, which is why you should've been swallowed!

- yo' momma so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed!!

- Yo Mama so fat when she walked in to Jenny Craig they said, "Sorry! We DON'T do Miracles!"

Yo momma so fat that when she got hit by a bus, she turned around and said "who threw that rock?!!!"

- Yo momma so stupid, She thought grape nuts was a disease.

- Yo momma so poor when I asked her whats for dinner she stuck her hand in the toilet and said meat balls

- yo momma iz so stupid I asked her way she carring 50 cent, she said i hear he was going platnium

- Yo Momma Sooooo stupid.. She though, "Mena-Pause" was a button on a tape deck!!

- Yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!!

- Yo Momma is so fat I took her to the beach, and lil kids where harrasing me screaming "Free Willy Free Willy!"

Yo momma is so skinny she hoola hoops with a cheerio!

Yo momma so fat when I asked which side of the family she's on they said "both"

Yo momma is SO fat, every time she goes swimming at the beach, the tide comes in.

Yo Mamas in a wheelchair talkin' about "aint nobody gonna push me around"!

Yo Mamma's like a gumball machine, give her a dime and everyone gets a turn... (damn i have too many, ima stop here lol)

YO MOMMA is sooo dirty, when she gets in the shower, the water says "I'LL WAIT"!!!
YO MOMMA'S SO FAT HER BATH-TUB GOT STRETCH MARKS"

YO MOMMA'S breath is so bad she made Altoids go on strike -- ooooooo lol

9:54 PM

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Thursday, April 13, 2006

Black People vs White People
Current mood:

creative

after reading this i'm probably gonna get kicked out of myspace. Here Goes!!!

White People have wonderful weekends

Black People a couple days off

White People will go skiing and rock climbing.

Black People will play skiing and rock climbing games on PS2(Not X-BOX)

White People will go Bunjjee jumping

After age 20, Black People won't go on the FreeFall on Six Flags

White People can get "toe up" off of cocaine, chalkdust, oregano, mushrooms

Black People can get "toe up" off of Steel Reserve, Bombing fluid

White People will drink Jack Daniels or Capitian Morgan

Black People will drink Hypnotic or Hennessy

Puerto Rican will drink El Presiente

While Dominicians will drink Samboka

Well, Black People will walk away from danger

White People will walk towards danger

When it comes to guns

White People shoot for pleasure

Black People shoot to kill

When something Bad happens

White People would say "For the love of GOD"

Black People would say "Jesus"

White People will watch the news on TV

Black People will only watch the news if it happens in the neighborhood

White People spend their money on their woman

Some Black People spend their money on a Strip Club

Black Guys will date a White Woman to be in control

White Guys will date a Black Woman to be controlled

White Guys will pay for their woman

Black Guys won't even pay attention to their woman because they're busy looking at other women

And that's it

4:18 PM

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Wednesday, March 15, 2006

joke and it's dues
Current mood:

bored

Hey Everybody, Did you know there are 7 types of animals a woman should have in her lifestyle. I received this is information by some scientist in Rutgers University.

1) A Dog for a pet(obvious)

2)A Bear for a rug

3)A Leopard for a coat(or a dalmation)

4)A Tiger in the bedroom(doesn't any woman)

5)A Mink in her closet(same thing as a Lepoard)

6)A jaguar in the garage( Don't forget Guys wants this also)

7) And a Jackass to pay for them all(HAHAHAHAHA)

That is very true. but that doesn't mean guys can't afford those stuff. Oh No!!! It's That STUPID Motherf*cker who spends the money that ruins it for us and for their personal gain Women really do not need this stuff in the first place. Not even a Jaguar!(most women can't drive). A Mink and A Leopard, A woman would only wear one in a lifetime. As a Dog as concerned yes WE ARE DOGS as we keep dogging them out everytime they forgive us. Well that's all i've gotta go now