We are sure that you have all been wondering, "What can I do to have the most fun at the next Lusurfer show?" We asked a panel of experts to help us answer this poignant question and here is what they came up with:
10. The most elementary thing that you can do to show your support for Lusurfer is to wear a Hawaiian shirt to the next show. This tells everyone around you that you are a Lusurfer fan. This also proves that you came to party like Satan Himself is pouring the booze down your throat.
9. Looking for a way to step it up and show your rabid appreciation for Lusurfer? Proudly wear and display your own Corpse Paint. The more evil that you look the more terrifying we will all look. For some insight into Corpse Paint take a look at
this and
this.
8. Want to tell us what you think of us while we are on stage? The best way to do this is through constant mocking and ridiculing. You should tell us to "FUCK OFF!" at every opportunity. We are not one of these namby-pamby bands that needs your approval. We were created by Satan to bring misery to this earth, so the least you can do is try and bring some to us. Get creative in your insults, it's the least you can do.
7. During
Surf Bloody Surf we need you to sing along. Just remember these two words, "YOU"RE DEAD!" If you keep your ears open you will be able to figure out when it is time to sing. Hate learning things on your own or just don't want to pay attention? Watch
this youtube clip to learn your part.
6.
Never make direct eye contact with Moloch The Manipulator. His steely gaze has been known to make people turn into pillars of salt and even spontaeously combust. If you want to be a topping for a delicious soft pretzel, or if you want to spend the rest of your life with a horrible burning sensation that is not from an STD then get right up front and stare him down.
5. At select Lusurfer shows you will have the opportunity to "Confess Your Sins To Lusurfer." This is our way of saving your souls from that damn jesus guy. This is your opportunity win a fabulous prize from Lusurfer for having commited the worst sin. Just look around the venue for the strategically placed "Confess Your Sins To Lusurfer" boxes. Fill out the form and then wait for the show. Please keep in mind that in order to claim your prize you must come up on stage, own up to your sin, and confess to the crowd what a horrible person you are.
4. Is our music making your ass shake too much for the dance floor? Always remember that our stage is your stage. Feel free to get up on stage with us and show everyone what the power of Satan is capable of. Not comfortable getting on stage yourself? You can attempt to throw everyone around you up onto the stage.
3. We bring Beach balls for your entertainment. Keep them flying throughout the whole show. Nothing spreads mayhem and confusion to all the normal people out there more than a bunch of black and white beach balls flying at them from every direction. This is yet another way for you to contribute to the show and let us know that you are out there.
2. Do you think your gambling problem can compare to Lusurfer's? We celebrate all things evil; especially drinking, drugs and gambling. Bring dollar bills to lose to us in one of our many Lusurfer sanctioned dice games. Satan loves people who are proud enough of their vices to air them in public. Satan has reserved a special place in hell for those who are comfortable enough with their vices to proudly lose their money to Lusurfer.
1. Don't forget to "Zombie Walk" during the intro and bridge to
Summer's Over... For You! Don't know how to zombie walk? You might want to reference classics such as
Night of the Living Dead,
28 Days Later,
Dawn of the Dead, and
Night of the Creeps. We always close with
Summer's Over.. so when we say it's time for the last song you know it's time to "Zombie Walk."
See you at the next show.
Thank You Satan!