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Age: 36
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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Spreading some Holiday Ho Ho Ho to our troops in Iraq
Current mood:

determined
Category: Art and Photography

Hey there Love Muffins!

So I have been thinking about the holiday spirit and whenever I do this I feel like it must really suck to be an American soldier stuck in Iraq during Christmas time. Even though personally I am a pacifist, I believe we all need to show our support for the men and women that are risking their lives for our country in the Middle East. I can not imagine how difficult it is to be in Iraq not knowing if something will happen to you today or tomorrow while missing your family and fucking friends.
Sadly, my love muffins, our troops are not even allowed porn to console themselves with, to me this is especially difficult to imagine. I mean not only are they lonely but they don't even have any decent spanking the monkey materials? I'm going to tell you if today or tomorrow might be my last day alive I'm going to be masturbating daily till my genitals are rosy ,sore, and quite satisfied..

Mmmm Candy Cane!

Where the hell are you going with this you eat me beat me pervert, is probably what you are all saying to yourselves right about now? Well I think that we should all spread some holiday cheer and nudity to our troops in Iraq. So here is my plan I want you to take some naked or risqué pictures, of yourselves, or of your friends and email them to my friend Ethan, a US Marine in Iraq who is going to share them with all of his fellow marines in need of some holiday cheer. He sent me this about my idea: you guys can email at this address and from there i can send them to all who wants them. crogall@yahoo.com.
I know some of you are saying my boyfriend won't approve, well then take some pictures of you two in action, or find a hot friend to take pictures of. Some of you are saying I'm not hot enough for that, and I'm here to tell you yes you are, just try. If you are a coupled guy get your girlfriend in the holiday giving spirit, or use the holiday spirit to persuade girls to get naked for you and your camera, if you are single. And for those of you that are modest, oh I forgot this is my blog, Never mind….
So ladies let's do it for our fellow Americans in Iraq, let's spread some Ho Ho Ho! I will be spreading some Ho Ho Ho in this fashion myself, I mean I'm talking exhibitionism for the greater good, Yes! Help me by spreading the word, spreading this blog, and spreading your legs. .Any comments, ass lickings, lingerie requests? Cum on now!

Me checking my myspace at a friends house. Photo by Tibfun.

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Monday, December 18, 2006

My Holiday Madness, Drunk with Fluff!
Current mood:

drunk
Category: Life

So my lovely little love muffins the holidays have a tendancy to make the eat me beat me lady depressed because let's face it I'm a lonely bitch. I mean I have friends and I have fuck buddies and even a wonderful married couple (girlfriend and boyfriend in one tasty package) but sometimes you just want someone sitting at home under the tree waiting for you wearing only a cock ring, Um now there is what I call a tree skirt. Or someone to buy you the hot holiday lingerie, and you slip them a little blue pill (Viagra) in their pepermint martini, so they think your really just that hot. Or maybe you just want to not sit here night after night drinking a couple glasses of red wine myspacing your life away. I mean getting drunk by yourself can only get as fun as playing with hand puppets and drunk dialing embarrassments…unless your me and then it can get all kinds of crazy, in the corner, on the kitchen floor, when you have a jar of fluff (marshmallow cream)and a camera. Now if only I had some reindeer? These pics are dedicated to Fevered, and this is my tipsy adventure in trying to make something for Santa and all he got were these lousy completely unedited pictures:

A little for me, yum!

Umm I like it!

Oh my I'm being naughty.

I've got white stuff on my mouth.

Uh oh!

Yup that was pretty much the good , bad, and the humorous of it all. I think if I could find friends to drive my tipsy ass around I may not have to resort to these bad girl antics. But I think Santa may appreciate these photos with a note that says, How about you work up your own milk, here's a cookie! Now how about some creamy comments, some ass lickings, or a bottle of pinot and some fluff?

So in case any of you want a serious note about my holiday blues, I have been mildly unresponsive to all my friends (myspace and otherwise) lately because I am most definitely lonely and most positively depressed. It has been almost a year since my cat Bob, of 15+ years, the funniest cat ever, died. Every year around the holidays I would call him Holiday Bob, kinda like Holiday Barbie, he was so jovial and would meow to this or stand up sitting on his back feet and paw to me.He used to let me make spoons with him when we slept together. I'm crying as I type this, R.I.P. Mr. Boo, I will always love you.

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Your holiday series has been temporarily interrupted by this tag
Current mood:

weird
Category: Games

Love muffins, it's me again! So my little holiday series of filth has been temporarily interrupted by a little tag, kinda like a commercial break or something. I was tagged this week by Andy - Cambodian for Yibibblyshwadadabamahawayaya to write a blog about 7 random things about me. They should have never said random cause when I get random it's crazy.

1) My cat Bert is gay! He is a long haired tabby wearing white knee socks with a very whiney cry. He is always trying to love on other boy cats, and they hate him. I have often thought that he would be happier if I found him a boyfriend that was as in to S&M as he is…He likes to bite and love at the same time and I believe he likes the other straight cats to beat him up.

2) I can not be trusted around marshmallow fluff, I have eaten it all by itself and enjoyed it thoroughly. I only eat it about once a year because it is really nothing but sugar, and I will consume the whole jar in 2 days by itself eating it with a spoon! So if you ever want me to find you leave a trail of fluff…

3) I'm about 200% girl, I've got a girly voice a curvy body, and all the natural mannerisms that just scream female. Even if I tried I'd never be able to pull off cross dressing. I'm not a sporty girl, I'm actually scared of the ball when I play sports. I have lots of boobs, a tiny waist, as well as a curvaceous ass… I love make-up, dresses, high heels can you get anymore girlie than that?

A little (well not little) webcam ass!

4) The name The eat me beat me lady comes from the movie Pump up the Volume, it came out in 1990 and starred Christian Slater and Samantha Mathis. It is about a high school student that starts a pirate radio station and gets his town in an uproar. Nora (Mathis) writes letters to Hard Harry(Slater) who runs the radio show and reads them , calling her the eat me beat me lady and telling his listeners to have one hand free when he reads her letters… Here is an example:

"Come in. Every night you enter me like a criminal. You break into my brain, but you're no ordinary criminal. You put your feet up, you drink your can of Pepsi, you start to party, you turn up my stereo. Songs I've never heard, but I move anyway. You get me crazy, I say 'Do it.' I don't care just do it. Jam me, jack me, push me, pull me -talk hard!"

I love the name the eat me beat me lady, and I also love the idea that people masturbate to my blog sometimes. Eat me beat me, so sexual, so intense, so me!

5) I do not speak ebonics and I'm not really aching to learn. After receiving thousands of myspace messages beginning with the phrase Watz up Ma? ,I find it to be like branding the scarlet M on your forehead letting me know that indeed you are a Moron, that I would rather not converse with. I do like learning the new slang, and such but I ain't your Ma, boy, and the sooner you learn to speak to me like a human the easier it is. See nerds *points to self* and ebonics don't mix.

6) I think that being a Webcam whore might very well be the perfect job for me. I love to lay around in cute lingerie touching myself and playing with toys already…and to get paid for this, would be a dream come true. I'm working on finding the right site, but when I do, you know I'll blog about it.

7) I have never really been a picture person until this last year, after I got a digital camera I took tons of pictures and I believe I may have learned how to pose. Before this I was always the one doing something ridiculous in group photos, and believed myself to be extremely un-photogenic. Now I might still have my doubts but I feel better about being the model or the photographer, or at least giving it a try.

My "cheese" face
So there you have it a taste of randomness, leave some comments, ass licking, shiny lingerie, or something just don't skimp on the fucking love okay! Oh now for the tag part I'm gonna tag three people but if you want to be tagged just let me know in your comment, and I'll add you. I'm supposed to tag six people…So Fevered, Tibfun, Dirty Tom, ~Pinche Melcha La Loca~ consider yourselves tagged, let the randomness begin! Oops and I almost forgot one of my beautiful readers has a question she needs help answering, so go to Melanie's blog and help her out...

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By Zombie Girl
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Monday, December 11, 2006

Sitting on Santa's Face, my holiday blog series part 3
Current mood:

devious
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes

So love muffins as my little holiday series continues, I have decided to entitle it Sitting on Santa's Face…probably because I wish that is what I was doing.

Me: Mmmm Santa I know that I've been naughty but won't you just bring me some new shiny lingerie. I will let the elves take pictures when I try it on.

*Santa: whispers something in my ear*

Me: What was that Santa you want my freshly shaven pussy on your face?

*Sits on Santa's face*

Me: mmm Santa oh that's my clit Santa don't be so rough. Oooooh but your beard feels so good, it's so soft!

*grabs onto Santa's belt and begins rubbing Santa's cock as I fuck his soft Santa face*

*Straddling Santa's face and moaning*

Me: mmm Santa stick one of your big Santa finger's in my cunt…

*Santa obliges but also puts his pinky in my ass, picking up the tempo now…
After a good ten minutes of fucking Santa's face…*

Me: Oh Santa don't stop, I'm going to cum! Mmm Santa Oh God Santa Oh fuck Santa Ooooooh fuck…mmm

After the violent shaking of my orgasm stops, Santa grabs me and puts me over his lap face down.

Me: Santa what are you doing to me?

*I feel his fingers exploring my ass, but then stopping to spank me for being a naughty little ho ho ho*

Mmm nothing like a naughty little Christmas fantasy, which leads me to the original point of this blog. This year if your broke, like I am, give your friends (but not your family) the gift that keeps on giving, head. I mean everyone wants it and with practice anyone can give it well. I'm a champion cocksucker why not share my skills? Just think of the semen you'll be drinking as eggnog…mmmm! I also think this might be a very nice giving Christmas head outfit. Do you?

In fact I'd like to give Santa head, just the thought of stroking his furry suit and undoing his shiny black belt gets me hot and bothered. So who wants some Christmas head, boys and girls don't be shy…How about sharing a little Santa fantasy? Or better yet how bout a little Christmas ass licking for me? I'll just lie in bed naked and wait for you…

Don't worry love muffins the ass blog will be here soon, although I have been tagged and that will probably be next.

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By Loreena Mckennitt
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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Holiday Sparkle (Thanks Ivy)
Current mood:

drunk
Category: Art and Photography

Hey love muffins, let me ask you this: Is it wrong to be drunkenly dancing around in your apartment ,stopping to try to do wall pushups, only to notice you gotta set the m&ms down in your hand first? Yeah I'm just asking for a… um friend, that likes to have a glass or two of the red wine when she gets home, not for me or anything. So speaking of outrageous I was thinking about the sparkly-ness of holiday party accessories ( I love accessories) and thought G-damn I'm glad that the effing holidays are a time to get gaudy. I love gaudy in fact occasionally, when my eye shadow has gone overboard, I like to refer to myself as Endora from that old TV show Bewitched. Hell I may even wear the red sparkle dress next week, don't worry there will be pictures.

Okay so speaking of sparkle and pictures my lovely photographer friend Ivy Compagno came over the other day and stenciled the eat me beat me lady in glitter on me, and then took pictures. I'd like to make a banner for my blog out of some, but here are a few introductory pics…

I figured why not advertise myself on my tits, I mean people enjoy them and there's a lot of room to write stuff. Okay now time for you to help me, I need you guys to vote for the banner pic you like best, here they are:

#1

Now here is the poll…

So much love to Ivy for being sooo awesome, in so many ways! And for all you ass fans don't worry next week there will be some holiday ass to go with all the holiday tatas! Love you all, xoxoxoxoxo ~me

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By Queen
Release date: 15 September, 1992

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Tuesday, December 05, 2006

A fucking holiday blog
Current mood:

devious
Category: Friends

Well love muffins all the signs are here, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas is coming…I'm not so much of a fan of Christmas, probably because it usually stresses me out (my OCD kicks in and I want things to be perfect). I know you say to yourself the eat me beat me lady is a grinch? Here are a few of the things that displease me about Christmas, this is meant to be entertaining, not serious…

I want a Christmas tree, I have always wanted to do a Halloween themed tree, and I have lots of things I've collected to decorate one. Problem is I have 2 cats, and they are crazy. My older cat the Einstein of cats, Nikademus is smart enough to actually unlock doors and such, fucking up a Christmas tree for him is no problem. The key for him is actually timing, say when Mommy has a naked friend in her bedroom, or when he is thirsty for his special water on the windowsill and Mommy is sleeping (Yes in my brain my cat thinks of me as Mommy). In his younger years this guy toppled over the Christmas tree, and also scaled it like Mt. Everest, as he gets older he's less playful but when he wants attention he will go to great lengths to get it. He is a demon but I love him, more than some people love their children, sad but true.

Nikademus
My other cat Bert is not so bright, in fact if given half the chance he likes to eat string. So as you see a Christmas tree would give him the opportunity to eat all the tinsel he's always wanted to, and then I'd come home to find him wandering around with tinsel hanging out of his ass and crying. No thanks! The vets office is so not my idea of holiday fun.

Bert
All this being said I may still get a Christmas tree and make it kitty cat safe, but truth be known to all, I may be too damn lazy. Christmas trees are expensive and wouldn't that money be better spent on booze or lingerie…just saying.

The other thing that I would like to see around Christmas is an adult Santa Claus, so I can go sit on his lap. No not a mall Santa, that may be a petite woman or man, but a big guy dressed as Santa, with a perverted disposition so that I can wear a really short skirt with cute panties, sit on his lap and tell him how naughty I've been. I would really like to give Santa a boner, is that bad? Then maybe he could give me a present, while the elves and/or Mrs. Claus watched. I wanna grind on Santa's lap, rub shake my titties in his face, maybe even sit on his face all that white fluff might feel really nice. Believe me, I think Santa might give me more than a lump of coal for all my naughtiness, don't you?

Speaking of Santa I think he's tired of people leaving him milk and cookies, so I think that I'm going to leave him something like this…

Or this

Do you think he will like it better? This would also make a nice little banner for me…but where will I put the beat me? Any ideas?

So I'm thinking about blogging a little holiday series until Christmas, how about some comments, some love, some tongue, oh anything will do?

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Teaches of Peaches (Bonus CD)
By Peaches
Release date: 08 October, 2002

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Monday, November 27, 2006

Never the virgin, always the whore
Current mood:

contemplative
Category: Life

So I had a totally different blog planned for this week, but sometimes I just gotta be real an express how I'm feeling right now. And who better to share myself with than my love muffins? I mean as a certified Blogwhore, I'm gonna tell you I get my support in life here, Yes sad but true.

I like this picture, but I'm not sure why
So last night I went to the perverts prom at my regular club here. Now I had fun , but I was dateless not to say there weren't guys I like there but many of them brought dates. Now see the thing is I never went to my high school prom because I was a big nerd, so this is a bit of a sore spot with me. I just want to be loved is that so wrong? So on the way home I started thinking about all the reasons why I was dateless, at this event and so many others. It wasn't because I'm a nerd ( I keep this carefully hidden from most people) it was because I'm not the sweet girl, or the cute girl, or the ultra hot bitchy girl…basically I'm the hooker, the slut, the free sex on a stick if you will. Even if it is not true at any particular point in time, it is what people think about me…and I'm not sure if I can change it, or if I really care to try.

Yes right now I happen to be going through a bit of a sexual awakening and I'm going to tell you I'm a slut, not a whore, cause I don't charge. There were times when I wasn't a slut though and people have never thought I was the sweetheart or anything, and I think I know why…

I'm a flirt. I don't know how or why but I flirt with everyone from the girl that makes my coffee at Starbucks, to the guy next to me in line at the grocery store. I believe that it is something in the way that I smile with my eyes as well as my mouth. I also look at people in the eyes and then once I feel my gaze is to intense look away, as if to say oops I was caught naughty me. All I know is that I cant change it, and as well I shouldn't it has helped me weed out the jealous boyfriends, and get out of many traffic tickets.

Not quite this flirty
I've got big tits that are hard to hide, even when I'm not showing them off. This hit's the male brain and says hey look at these, sex they look nice, sex. It's hard sometimes to look like an angel when your packing 36D's.

My tatas...(sorry Matt no nipple)
I've also got the ghetto ass, the kinda ass that makes men call me thick, and I think they mean it as a compliment? Doesn't exactly scream nice girl?

My ass as seen through the webcam
I'm rarely the sporty hang out buddy kinda girl. It's just not my style, I like to look put together. I mean I wear jeans and thermals with fuzzy boots often, but you bet your ass that I'm also sporting make-up and earrings. If I'm getting dressed up, I need to look just so.

My Pervert's Prom look
I don't like to get dirty, unless we are talking sex. I assume that most people can handle my frank and overtly sexual nature. In the proper place a little smutty talk is highly entertaining, I'm sure you agree. I think that this sense of sexuality can intimidate some guys, I guess I never knew I was scary.

Even though my hair looks wierd this picture just seems to say Wanna Fuck?

So there you have it the reasons why I'm not the kinda girl that guys take home to mom. I think I would still rather be the sexy girl than the date girl, but why does it have to be like that? I mean why do guys still seem to want to marry the virgin and fuck the whore? Can't the girl that satisfies your sexual needs also be a girl you want to be with? I mean this whole virgin /whore thing seems a bit ridiculous to me, but then again believe in living a life that embraces my sexuality and allows me freedom to express it. I guess what I'm trying to say is as a whole society is afraid of me, the slut, sad…because if I was a guy I'd be getting nothing but love for being such a pimp.

So what do you think lovies, am I crazy, or is it the world? Ladies do you relate? Guys do you do this? Leave me some comments, some ass lickings cause you all know I adore you…I'm your slut! Oh and I've begun to be afraid of being deleted, one of my pics was removed. (The Mysnatchface police are after me for sure, either that or I'm paranoid) So I made an alternate profile, friend it please, I call myself The white rabbit (profile up but not quite perfect).

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Do I Look Like a Slut?
By Avenue D
Release date: 26 July, 2005

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Saturday, November 18, 2006

The White Rabbit's Sexy Photoblog, Oh my!
Current mood:

artistic
Category: Art and Photography

Ah my love muffins how I've missed you! I haven't been much of a blogger recently as the winter blahs are upon me, I have tried to cure them with red wine but found myself merely slightly pickled. Well this is a little photoblog to let you in on my latest photographic explorations. Of course I am the subject of the photos, since the last time I had you guys vote on the future direction of my blog you wanted More pictures to spank it to. Also I'm afraid that lately I've realized that I enjoy taking pictures more than I thought, and I really would like to do some curvy girl erotic modeling. So here we have it the product of our desires…

So as you all know there is one particular couple on myspace that I am very close with Tibfun, and his wife Fevered…If you missed this episode read the Menage Blog.Well I had a little adventure with them recently and they took some pictures for me, now these pics were taken by Tibfun, and Fevered is an awesome photo idea generator., in fact her ideas are so damn good that she will probably deserve credit in my next 500 pictures taken. Now here are a few pictures taken by Tibfun:

Red Ribbon

Would you like ass with that?

I am a little flushed in both of these pictures and there are two good reasons spankings and red wine, both of which I love but really seem to make me pink…a little pink is never really a bad thing though. Okay so then Fevered suggests taking a bound picture with no flash, which turned out dark but Tibfun edited to make this pic, which I love.

Sexy red light (district) girl
So then I got an idea that maybe using no flash was a good thing, plus I've been playing with my webcam lately so I have all this light in my dining room that I used.

Puss and Boots

A little black and white tittie love

Wanna see up my skirt?

So all in all, I think my no flash experiments were quite successful, how about you? The other thing I like to try to express in pictures is a bit of my true character. This last picture really does that well, you see I am always running late, I'm a perfectionist that manages her time kinda poorly, hence I am calling this one White Rabbit.

I'm late, I'm late for a very important date

So that is the little photo adventure for the day, there is more to cum, I just try to avoid posting long drawn out blogs. Leave me some comments, some cum, some wine, some ass lickings, anything to let me know you care.

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Rock Steady
By No Doubt
Release date: 11 December, 2001

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Friday, November 10, 2006

Head from the Dead?
Current mood:Dark
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

Me thinking of my lovemuffins...

Sometimes, as many of my little love muffins know, I am very morbid in an almost romanticizing kind of way… and after reading the naked nurse's blog a few days ago I was inspired…

He touched her face, it was still slightly warm, and found it hard to believe that just a few days earlier she had come in to plan her final arrangements,. She had seemed troubled but she was so beautiful that he was almost intimidated, dark long hair, pale skin, and a curvy figure. Now as he undressed her cutting away the layers of clothing he found himself slightly aroused, her body was more exquisite than he had imagined with full plump breasts, and soft curvy hips, her waist was small in comparison making the rest of her look so feminine. A small tear came to his eye as he thought what a shame it was her being dead and all. Being a mortician he rarely felt exposed to the raw emotion that death evoked in others, he was usually so numb. Something about her strength and forethought at wanting to adorn herself after death just struck him as so beautifully dark.

As he cut away her g-string and saw her sex exposed to him he felt something stirring within him, making him grow hard with excitement. He wanted to touch her but he fought the urge, thinking to himself if I dress her it will go away. As he grabbed the black lacy panties and bra that he was to put on her, it became quite clear that this was not going to help him at all. He lifted her hips to put the panties on but felt his cock stir and beg to touch her skin…even if just for a moment. As he touched the tip of his cock to her shaved little mound he shuddered with excitement, he rubbed himself upon her gently, as he told himself he would not enter her. He moved up to her breasts and rubbed his throbbing manhood on them softly and then a little rougher, they were so firm yet soft at the same time. Her nipples were the very lightest pink, he caressed them gently. What would be the harm in him squeezing her luscious breasts together to provide him a much needed release? As he felt the silky flesh that lie between them he felt a drop of wetness escape his cock. Ah the feeling of her, even in death was so sensual and erotic. As he came close to cumming he jumped as he heard a voice that sounded like hers in his head telling him, "Dress me and then I will help you." He jumped back, this job was really getting to him he had begun to hallucinate. He put himself back in his pants and decided that he could finish the job, he could dress her, as he had many others and it would be alright. He slipped the black lace panties on feeling the softness of her ass in his hand. He fought the urge to flip her over and lust for her ass. He put the black lacey bra on and felt her breasts against him as he struggled to get it hooked. Even with how creeped out he was, he was growing hard again, he scurried to find the dress. The black thin silky feel of it pleased him and as he slipped it on her he saw that its thin cut up unfinished layers suited her well. As the brought the corset belt around her, he saw how it defined her, and created a silhouette that was similar to her unclothed one. The antique choker and patent leather peep toe pumps completed her perfectly, even in death she had such sexy yet elegant style.
"Don't forget my make-up," he heard her speaking in his head again. He now felt in an almost trance-like state as he desired to make her more perfect, and as he began to stroke her face with the brush, his cock began to twitch with desire. As he applied a bit of foundation he felt as though an invisible mouth were sucking him passionately taking time to slowly devour the entire length of him. The more he enhanced her face the deeper and harder the sucking became. He applied a tiny bit of blusher as he felt his balls cupped and supported by a soft feminine hand. He painted on some smoky eye shadow and liner to her closed lids, and felt a swirling tongue teasing the head of his cock, slowly licking the shaft, and teasing the tip. As he glued the longest lashes gently to her eyes he felt his orgasm being coxed out of him with a wet mouth that seemed to want to milk every last drop of semen from his cock, hungry for more. He moaned and twitched a bit as his orgasm overcame him, ah the sweet warm feeling of tension released. As he stepped back and saw her fully she looked beautiful, he couldn't have attained this perfection while fulfilling his abnormal desires. He wondered if he had just imagined the whole experience, until he saw one little drop of semen upon her sugar plum painted lips.

Living Dead Girl

So let me know what you think…leave some cum, some comments, some embalming fluid, anything will do. Remember it's not about what you leave me (well ass lickings Hooray) it's about the fact that the blogwhore (me me me) gets her attention fix! Oh and my brain has frozen over for winter so if you have any questions for a Q&A blog, or any other suggestions message them to me, please! This blog has been brought to you by beer.

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American Made Music to Strip By
By Rob Zombie
Release date: 26 October, 1999

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Monday, October 30, 2006

Menage Blog
Current mood:

devious
Category: Friends

I've been trying to include a picture in every blog, this is today's token picture.

Alrighty love muffins I am gonna tell you of my latest naughty adventure, and hopefully you will enjoy it, maybe even get yourself off while reading it. I must however preface it by telling you that I have never had sex with a couple before, while many have hit on me I have never felt comfortable being the third party, the plaything if you will, until now…

So after all of my bitching and whining about not getting laid led a friend to message me the last week, explaining that I need not put an ad on Craig's List in the casual encounters, I could come over and fuck her husband instead. Now normally I would have assumed she was kidding but this was the kinkiest couple I know, who I have been friends with for quite some time who had made it quite apparent that I was welcome to join in the kinky fun. I am just gonna call my Friends Cee and Em, kinda like S&M but better. So after work the other night I go to their house, annoyed from my day, I guzzle a few beers and chat a bit as Cee, who is already wearing no pants, suggests we get naked so I take my shirt off. His wife Em is wearing a lovely black mesh ensemble and I feel quite overdressed in my tank top and yoga pants. Em keeps peaking over at Cee's cock and he walks over and she gives it a little kiss...I say something like, That's it I was hoping for a show, and she continues. We all somehow magically head for the bedroom, I do remember it was Cee's suggestion. I took off my bra and requested some porn, although I didn't see any of it, I just like porn. Cee fondled my tits and sucked on my nipples, and then it was off with my yoga pants. I was feeling quite turned on, but a bit anxious. I had only had one threesome before, but it was more like a friend giving my boy toy a lesson on how to please a woman orally. As Em gave Cee's ass a few smacks my anxiety seemed to leave me, this was after all adult playtime. Seeing the way she spanks I had to have her give me a few slaps too,mmm good. Cee then got out a nice soft rubbery whip, which felt real nice and as he spanked me Em sucked his cock. This is where it all starts to become a bit of a blur for me, my submissive side seems to believe that all the magic lies in the sensations at hand and therefore while I remember the way it felt, I tend to not quite recall the details. All I know is that the spanking felt good and really made me moan, Oh yes spanking.
From there I laid on my back while Cee ate me and Em stroked and sucked him. Let me make this part clear from what I saw during this whole experience Em is a better cocksucker than most porn stars and could probably even give yours truly, a incredibly talented cocksucker, some pointers. Now Cee was no slacker in the oral arena as he licked and sucked at my clit, I moaned and squirmed with glee. He fingered me and licked me so well that I was drenched with my own wetness. I know from there that Em sucked his cock some more while I had to express my love for her really quite nice tits and played with her nipples and bit at them some, I love nipples.

From there the spanking with the whip continues harder, I buried my face in the bed as I was on my knees. After realizing I could be unashamed of how truly hard I like to be spanked, I really got into it. The stings hit my thighs and the outer parts of my pussy as well. And either Cee or Em was gently stroking me when there was a break in the smacks, just the not knowing who precisely was touching me made me all the hotter, this is really the beauty of submission. Cee seemed to know that I can really take it hard because it was just right. The idea of having my face buried while someone does as they like with my exposed ass makes me feel such complete surrender of submission. Nothing gets me fucking hotter than being spanked, someday I do believe it will make me cum.

Em asks Cee if he wants to cum still giving his cock the hottest oral attention ever and says yes, then she asks him where…I can't remember what the answer was but I do remember him saying something about so many choices. I laid back rubbing my clit and pinching my nipples thoroughly enjoying watching them. This was so much better than porn, I my friends am a watcher who also likes being watched.
Then Cee has me get on my knees again, I am unsure or what is next and Oh yes I was hoping it was cock. Nice rock hard fucking cock from behind that is so fat that my pussy is feeling some sensations it hasn't experienced in a long time. He thrusts into me hard and I love every minute moaning maybe even slightly panting at the joy of finally being fucked. I love being fucked from behind. As I hear him moan and feel that yes those are definitely the thrusts of orgasm, I wonder how I could have known someone for so long and never experienced their cock inside me. We are all quite spent and Em lays on one side of Cee's chest and I lay on the other. I lay there for a few moments wondering if they enjoyed me? I tell them no that I didn't cum cause I am a freak of nature that can't seem to get off in casual sexual situations. I wish I could cum but it just isn't that way, although I very much enjoyed it. I tell them goodnight knowing that their day starts much earlier than mine. I come home take off my clothes close my eyes and think about how good it felt to have a nice hard thick cock inside me and in 2 minutes I am having an orgasm, and then another, all the way through five or six I lost count. I go to bed smiling and exhausted…what a wonderful evening.

This was a really erotic experience and I now find my friends even hotter that before. I mean to me there is nothing sexier than a couple that is willing to find erotic adventures alone or in the company of others. I can only hope that this will happen again because it is really nice to have people that encourage my exploration of my sexuality without judgment, and maybe even offering some nipples, a tongue, or a cock for my enjoyment. Now this blog is my version but what were Cee and Em thinking, what would their respective versions look like. I'm sure that even if you have never considered this kind of sexual adventure for yourself you have pondered the thought of three people's perspectives of a threesome. So here you have it Em and Cee's respective blog's, read them comment them and love them, as well as me.

For Fevered's blog click here

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Oh and don't forget all you hot little love muffins out there to take pictures of your naughty Halloween costumes! Inquiring perverts wanna see…

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