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Last Updated: 12/17/2009

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Gender: Female
Status: Engaged
Age: 33
Sign: Leo

City: SAN FRANCISCO
State: CALIFORNIA
Country: US
Signup Date: 9/9/2004

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Thursday, December 17, 2009 

 

Happy Holidays, everybodies. Let's remain calm.


It's been a tough year. I won't pretend that it hasn't. All around me, 2009 has been full of deaths, illnesses, financial and emotional disappointments, and the resulting cloud of bad energy. But luckily for me, there were those few golden nuggets of the not-suck that keep the universe on its axis: Friends truly showed their friend-ish nature. After five years, Brett asked me to hang out with him forever and I said yes. Family was united. And I am almost at the completion of a run of three consecutive plays in a row...a first for me. Not so bad for a year of whose patron saint is most definitely ERIS.

SO, as a rejection letter I once got from a literary magazine said, ONWARD! One can learn a lot from rejection. Here's what's left for me this year: There are five shows left of
THE TENDERLOIN XMAS HUSTLER in the next four days! Get your tickets nowsville. You like musicals about prostitutes, right? It has been an honor to reprise my role from last year as Holly Berry -- chick with a dick. Come by and see the show. I may let you touch it.
The work I've been doing for your soon-to-be-favorite new magazine, Moholy Ground, has also been very rewarding. The first issue should hit in February. Look out for my article, "Is There Life Beyond Rent?"
Additionally, I've been updating my website. As I'm interested in so much stuff, it's a constant struggle for me to pare down things like my website -- both design and content wise. But I may have found the answer...categorize all of the junk that makes me look like I'm schizophrenic into the Dilettante category. Actor and Writer categories to remain more streamlined. Now to just apply that to life...

Ok, if you made it the end of this post...Merry Festivus!
Thursday, August 20, 2009 
The Unbearable Lightness of Raya ...The Raya Light Story
The Unbearable Lightness of Raya ...The Raya Light Story

World Premieres at the San Francisco Fringe Festival!!
 
Starring: Raya Light, Steven Satyricon, Trixxie Carr, &  Audra Wolfmann

Further Info: http://www.sffringe.org/fringe09/09plays/unbearable.html

SATURDAY Sept 12 10:00 PM
MONDAY Sept 14 7:00 PM
THURSDAY Sept 17 7:00 PM
SATURDAY Sept 19 4:00 PM
Length: 50 mins.

NOTE: These are not drag times. Shows start on time!! The nature of the Fringe Festival is acts get 15 minutes to load in, an hour to perform, and 15 minutes to get out!! So SHOWS START ON TIME, there is NO LATE SEATING and NO REFUNDS for late arrivals.

EXIT Stage Left
156 Eddy Street
Francisco, CA 94102
Ph: 415-931-1094

Tickets: $10 ($12 online at http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/76236 )

NOTE: 50 Seat House...50% of the tickets (25 seats) are available on a first-come, first-served basis starting 30 minutes before the show. CASH ONLY, limit 4 tickets per person.

Synopsis: At a very young age, Raya Light was destined to be the greatest star that ever was. Well, at least in her mind! See Raya as a precocious 10 year old girl at her very first audition, foaming at the mouth for her first morsel of fame! Marvel at her meteoric rise from Tween Queen to Oscar winner! Fasten your seatbelts for a wild ride of coke lines, sex tapes, collagen lips and worst dressed lists ...Hooray for Hollywood indeed! Leave your panties at home!

MUSICAL THEATER, MATURE CONTENT, COARSE LANGUAGE, NUDITY, NOT FOR CHILDREN

Written by: Raya Light/Todd Alan Pickering
Directed by: Todd Alan Pickering
Piano: Todd Alan Pickering
Drums: Dante Tolomei
Stage Manager: L Ron Hubby
Sound: Jason Hannan
Costumes: Mr. David Jose A Guzman Colon
Wigs: Edie Modular Jose A Guzman Colon
Poster Art: Matthew Phipps Hines
Press Photo: Jose A Guzman Colon
Sunday, August 09, 2009 

I'll I want for my birthday is Mad Men


I never do this kinda stuff, but the winner of this contest gets to be on Mad Men...my favorite show since Alf. So please vote for me at the link below. You can vote once a day! I got a late start...the whole thing ends on 8/11.
Tanx!
http://madmencastingcall.amctv.com/photos/view/3001

 
Currently watching:
Mad Men: Season 2
Release date: 2009-07-14
Wednesday, July 15, 2009 
I'll be the late-nite MC!

August 7th at the Oakland Museum of California...

Check out the East Bay Express blog here:
http://eastbayexpress.wordpress.com/2009/07/15/%e2%80%9ctheres-a-fine-line-between-erotic-and-neurotic-i-walk-that-line-%e2%80%9d/

BTW, the winners were just announced on the East Bay Express site...check it out!

Congrats Down at Lulus!
Monday, June 08, 2009 
It's a PAJAMA PARTY!
 
Tuesday, June 9th 
 
The Elbo Room
647 Valencia St (Near 17th)
San Francisco, CA

$8
Door 9:00 PM
Show 9:15 PM

THREE HUGE SETS!

Performers:
-Bombshell Betty
-Red Velvet
-Tiger Von Claus
-The AMAZING Coconuts
-Peggy Pistolwhip
-Penny Paperback
-Dia Bolique
-Burlesqueteers
-Fromagettes
-and MORE

Hosted By:
-Odessa Lil

Fromagique:
-Bombshell Betty
-Patina DeCopper
-Ezekiel Sudonimo
-Rusty 2.0
-Randy Johnson
-Jimi Jat

Randy Johnson’s Fromagique will be teaming up with Bombshell Betty and her Burlesqueteers, her Fromagettes, and the Elbo Room in what looks like it will become a regular relationship. The theme for this show will be PAJAMA PARTY.

Audience members are encouraged to dress the part! Bring your PJ's, Lingerie, Smoking Jackets, slippers, Stuffed Animals, and your "Well Fluffed Pillows". Whatever that means!

www.bombshellbetty.net
www.myspace.com/fromagique
Thursday, May 28, 2009 

This Friday May 29th!
Doors @7, Show @ 8. $5.

As part of the Magic Bus film series...

it's Hershel Gordon Lewis' masterdreck Blast-Off Girls (1967), the only rawk and roll movie to feature Colonel Sanders. Seriously.

ALSO: The Game (1966) , a Canadian Sex Ed Film that hits closer to home than anything you've seen and is 100% garage rawk to the max. This one has it all, a truly overlooked gem on 16mm from the private collection of Jon Bastian.

BUT THAT's NOT ALL: Stay for live renditions of the hits from Blast-Off Girls performed by local "celebrities." Or do I mean: "performed" by "local" "celebrities." ???

Magic Bus, MAY 29 = The Blast Off Girls!

Currently listening:
The Eye Popping Sounds of Herschell Gordon Lewis
By Herschell Gordon Lewis
Release date: 2002-01-22
Saturday, May 02, 2009 


Odessa Lil to MC!

 Big Top Magazine Presents: WANDERLUST, May 2nd, San Francisco!


http://www.bigtopmagazine.com

Ariellah
City Circus
Barry Syska & The Fantasy Orchestra
UNMATA
Dreamtime Circus
GOOFERMAN
Angela Mae
Isa Shisha


Oh YEAH!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 

Fun film night from the same folks that brought you the Rock and Roll Film Fest several years ago.
Special appearance by the Sour Grapes Bunch!
Rawkin' video of the Sour Grapes Bunch!
Hmm...who could be behind that?! muah ha ha

 Get on the Magic Bus 4/30

Currently listening:
We're the Banana Splits / Here Come the Beagles
By The Banana Splits / The Beagles
Tuesday, March 31, 2009 
Yeah...I have to admit that I haven't been using MySpace much lately...blame actual 3D life...blame FaceBook...
But now I've got something to say!
Burlesquercise Turns 5 Years Old!
Fundraising for an injured performer!
Odessa Lil to MC!
See this show!!
4/02/09


I can't believe Bombshell Betty's Burlesquercise is turning five! I've been at everyone of those anniversary shows, either as an MC or performer, and every moment was truely an honor. I always say, Betty does this world a great service...she creates new burlesque dancers and that means more pasties and g-strings for everyone. Please come out to this show and show your support, not only for the the institution, but also for an injured performer!

Read all about it below (from Betty)...and here's the Facebook invite, if you are so inclined:

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/ical/event.php?eid=59015928710


Free Catering! Raffles!

Plus more burlesque in one night than you'll see almost anywhere in the Bay Area!

April 2nd 2009
Doors 8, show 9:15 - Midnight
Annie's Social Club
917 Folsom St (At 5th) in SoMa
$10 (larger donations also accepted)21+ w/ ID
http://www.anniessocialclub.com/
(415) 974-1585


We all know there is no a group health plan or even worker's comp. for burlesque performers. So what happens when one of us gets injured at a performance and can't even work in any capacity for several months? If you said, "Move home to Mama!", you would usually be right. Stella Lanef rom Dames of Glory (Stage name Ruby Lee Rouge) is in need of help for mounting hospital bills due to an injury she got while back stage at a show. Come have fun, watch sassy performances, enjoy complimentary delicious snacks and win great prizes - all for a great cause!
. . . . And while you're at it . . . .
Bombshell Betty has been teaching professional burlesque dancers and hobbiests in the SF Bay Area for 5 years. She has taught THOUSANDS of ladies how to shimmy and shake their way on stage or just that special someone at home. Betty opened her own dedicated burlesque studio in March of '07 on her third anniversary and shows no signs of slowing down! Come out to and help her celebrate her 5th anniversary with three hours of burlesque!

Burlesque Performances by:- Bombshell Betty- Betty's Burlesqueteers- Sneak-A-Peek Sally- Red Velvet- The Amazing Coconuts- Bootsy La Rue- Holly Highbeams- The Fromagettes- Original Sin Burlesque- Ruby Lee Rouge (AKA Stella)- Eve Devlin- Melicious- Lola Pop- More TBA


Randy Johnson's Fromagique:- Bombshell Betty (Vocals and Hotchicoo)- Michelle Pliner (Vocals)- Patina DeCopper (Trumpet)- Ezekiel Suedonimo (Clarinet)- Rusty 2.0 (Trombone)- Randy Johnson (Bari Sax)- Jimi Jat (Drums)


MC:-Odessa Lil' will be our (THWACK!) mistress of ceremonies!


Catering lovingly provided >>FREE OF CHARGE<< (Donations accepted to benefit Stella) by Thyme To Eat Cafe & Catering


Vendors include:-Bombshell Betty Dance (And Randy's Pasties)-Dames of Glory (Buy direct from the beneficiary)-Original Sin Undies-Lovecraft-Toxique Boutique Accessories
All of the vendors will be donating prizes for a raffle to be held throughout the evening.

On top of a % of the door and all the tips for the catering, all money collected in the raffle will go to Stella.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009 
This Wedsday, January 28th:

It's time for Haute House Burlesque!



Sit back and relax in comfortable theater seating while sipping your wine and enjoying the hilarious and delightful acts from your favorite burlesque troupe, the Burlesqueteers! This is one fun, rolicking lineup including everything from political themes (in indirect celebration of our new president) to clown burlesque to murder and mayhem. It's a whole lot of fun for every taste!



Featuring burlesque performances by:

Bombshell Betty

Red Velvet

Holly Highbeems

The Amazing Coconuts
Peggy Pistolwhip

Holly Highbeams

Red Velvet

Bootsy la Rue

La Evolvera


And this month's debut performances include:
Double Dare's solo debut

Bourbon Lee's chorus dancing debut



Most acts this month will be performed to live accompaniment by

Fromagique, Bombshell Betty's and Randy Johnson's new burlesque band,

with guest vocals by Michelle Pliner!


 

Hosted by Odessa Lil, your *thwack!* Mistress of Ceremonies



Doors at 7pm, Show at 8pm
$15 at the door

$12 in advance (Will Call only).

Presale tickets are available until noon on the day of the show.



 

Stagewerx Theater
533 Sutter St. @ Powell Street
San Francisco