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RIPPED KRAMPUS II returns for a live performance supporting ....Toledo....’s finest hydrocodone soundtrack THE FALLING SPIKES. If you bring us enough pills, there may be a ginormous jam for SISTER RAY to close the night. Mickey Finn’s is the spot. Thursday Sept. 3^rd is the date. Two bucks is the price. Narcotic pain killers will be accepted for admission as well. Whip it on me, Jim. Email me with any questions or requests.

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An outdoors show at the infamous WOODCHUCK's. Lots of noise, clatter, blorp, improv, etcetera to piss off the locals. Unfortunately, Bill Reed isn't in the mix anymore to pull off some laptop heroics but I'll do my best. I'll have guitar, sax, and an eight track at my disposal. If you are lucky, TEETS might show up and fry up some keyboard murk. But it is his birthday so he might just be there for the afterparty. What don't you come down and find out?

Tuesday August 25th at Woodchuck's..Erie St. Toledo, OH (across the street from the Erie St. Market)

Robinwood Concert House
2564 Robinwood
Toledo, OH

at the corner of Robinwood & Islington in Toledo's OLD WEST END

JULY 16TH – LOW VOLUME NOISE & IMPROVISATION FESTIVAL @ RCH

9PM SHARP $5-$10 SLIDING SCALE DONATIONS

AMERICAN TAPES CREW:

BIRTH REFUSAL (2/3rds of WOLF EYES)

HIVEMIND (SYNTH MADNESS)

EVENINGS (NIGHT MUSIC)

UNEVEN UNIVERSE (COSMIC SAX DETROIT STYLE)

PLUS:

PETER J. WOODS (HENRY ROLLINS OF NOISE)

INSTICT CONTROL (HARSH STUFF FORM CHICAGO)

WILSON SHOOK(seattle) W/KBD

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You heard it right, fucko. Huff them rags, drink the shine, whatever. Then come out and see us play some ditties. Help us out and buy some of our tapes. We'll have 'em...you grip 'em.

 

Thurs. Jan. 8th DETROIT, MI

LAGER HOUSE w/ Awesome Color, Tyvek

 

Fri. Jan. 9th CLEVELAND, OH

PAT'S IN THE FLATS w/ Flat Can Co, Night Of Pleasure, Tusco Terror

 

Sat. Jan. 10th COLUMBUS, OH

CAFE BOURBON ST. w/ El Jesus De Magico and The Ill Fits

 

Sun. Jan. 11th PHILADELPHIA, PA

WE NEED A GIG!!! HELP US OUT!!! The KUNG FU NECKTIE show was cancelled!!! puffyareolasmusic@gmail.com if you can help!!!

 

Mon. Jan 12th NEW YORK, NY

THE CAKE SHOP w/ Twin Stumps, Queening, and Violent Bullshit

 

Tuesday Jan. 13th WFMU RADIO SESSION

Stream it, babies. 3pm. Brian Turner is PROTO-CHRIST

 

Tuesday Jan. 13th NEW YORK, NY BROOKLYN

MONSTER ISLAND w/ Golden Error and Drunkdriver

Sunday Night November 30th. Free Show At Woodchucks. Four Bands. Gabe Beam won't be wearing what is traditionally called "pants".

AIDS WOLF (bummer core punditoids from Montreal)
TYVEK (unnerving MSG poisoning pop jams from Detroit)
PUFFY AREOLAS (dock workin' DMT realness from TOLEDO)
HOWLIES (Kim Fowley digs 'em apparently HOT 'LANTA)

The show is free, by the way. Can you handle that?

Make sure that my grave is kept clean. Finally, Toledo is getting more of the good stuff more often in terms of dose rock and morlock pop. Toledo Bellows (in my top friends) has been bringing in some mind blowing improv, noise, outsider wrongness shows as of late. On top of that, local troubador JEFF LOOSE is involved in a Velvet Underground cover band that plays for pills. Sink down to our level of hyrdocodone tone with these upcoming shows:

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TYVKE (Detroit's Ritalin-crude messthetics pop. Soon to be huge)

Los Llamarada (Monterey, Mexico's scary nowave gruel)

The Mahonies (X Records dudepop extremists)

Wee (Jeff Loose's Soft Boys/Michael Nesmith clearinghouse)

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THE FALLING SPIKES

RIPPED KRAMPUS II

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I WILL DRINK IRISH WHISKEY WITH YOU

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monday night @ woodchuck's

Ripped Krampus II (A bad day in Carl Sagan's nightremors)
Weyes Bluhd (scurvy ointment from Philly)
Maths Balance Volume (a "choose your own adventure" book for grown ups)

Should be an interesting evening. There is alcohol, too. Fuck, I know it's monday but these people ACTUALLY wanted to stop in our pineal fist-fuck of a sinkhole. Let's show 'em a good time. Plus, this is the first time one of these "outsider" shows stepped out of basements and Mickey Finn's. Doughboys (literally!) steppin' out of the trench into the woodchippah.
Sounds grand, eh?

Yeah, it's back. We'll be covering Les Rallizes Denudes "Flames Of Ice" for around twenty minutes or so. By request, we may be attempting a run through "Train Yourself With Daydreams". Dudes, we haven't had a practice ever and are doing the show on short notice. Can you think of a better situation to be in? Come out, snort some expired Tide detergent, and drink some Schlitz. The headlinin' band is from fucking New Zealand, for christ sakes. Just come out and support these people. Would you like to be stranded in Toledo?

TOLEDO BELLOWS PRESENTS:

Mickey Finn's Pub
Thursday Sept. 4th 9:00pm

Metal Rogue (New Zealand duo)
Ripped Krampus II (Trad Gras Och Stenar Mizutani Moves)
GOBLIN CLIT & The Civil Unrest Band (Zombie Tit tribute group)
Mommy Town (Akron criminal element poetry)
Cartoon Toilet Land (evolutionary curiosity)

COME OUT TO THIS FUCKING SHOW. LET'S SHOW THESE NZ'ERS WE KNOW HOW TO TREAT OUT OF TOWN FUCKING BANDS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING BESIDES THIS?

For the skinny on NW Ohio's most ebullient ratcatchers, please read the latest blog on www.myspace.com/rippedkrampus Believe it or not, there is occasional activity on this page. Most of it occurs after I rub my eyes in powdered sudafed and toy with a Cherry Nyquil enema while preparing a massive mainline of liquid LSD. But boy is there activity!

Thanks for reading and being patient with RIPPED KRAMPUS, lovelies.

DUSTY AREOLAS & LAYAWAY BUTCH INC.