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Friday, September 04, 2009

2009-2010 LIVE SHOWS

Below please find all the information for the upcoming Jim Norton dates -

Thursday-Sunday, December 3-6, 2009
NEW YORK, NY
Caroline's on Broadway - 1626 Broadway (between 49th and 50th)
Thursday Showtime: 8pm
Friday Showtimes: 8pm and 10:30pm
Saturday Showtimes: 8pm and 10:30pm
Sunday Showtime: 8pm
ALL AGES (Under 18 admitted only with a guardian)
Tickets: On sale now at http://www.carolines.com and http://www.ticketweb.com.

Saturday, December 12, 2009
KANSAS CITY, MO
Uptown Theater - 3700 Broadway
Doors: 7pm, Showtime: 8pm. ONE SHOW!
ALL AGES
Tickets: On sale September 19 via http://www.ticketmaster.com

Friday, December 18, 2009 ** DATE CHANGED FROM OCTOBER 29 **
BAY SHORE, NY
YMCA Boulton Center - 37 West Main Street
Doors: 7pm, Showtimes: 8pm & 10pm
ALL AGES
Tickets: Available now at boultoncenter.org.
Message from Jim regarding this show:
Dear Fans Who Want To Slap My Fat Face For Switching Dates Again,
Please accept my apology, I know it is a monumental pain in
the balls when you make plans and have them changed on short notice,
not once but twice. I have historically almost never cancelled or
moved shows, this is just a very new part of my career. I have made
myself completely available to Jay's show because they are still in
the early stages, so anything they want me for I need to do.
Otherwise, they may be inclined to find someone better looking and
funnier. Just didn't want you to think I was unaware that it's very
annoying, just know that as time goes on and my role on the show
becomes more and more defined, I'll have a much better idea about
scheduling and will be able to avoid this stuff easier. Anyone who
comes to the NEW rescheduled Bay Shore shows will be permitted to
pinch my taint. You can write to me directly at
therealjimnorton@gmail.com xoxo jim

Thursday-Saturday, December 31 - January 2, 2010
HOLLYWOOD, FL
The Improv @ Hard Rock - 5700 Seminole Way
Showtimes: Thursday: 8pm and 10pm, Friday: 8pm and 10:30pm, Saturday: 7pm and 9:15pm.
AGES: 21+
Tickets: On sale now at http://www.improvftl.com

Thursday-Saturday, January 7-9, 2010
ADDISON, TX
The Improv - 4980 Beltline Road
Showtimes: Thursday: 8pm, Friday: 8pm and 10pm, Saturday: 6:30pm, 9pm, 11:30pm
AGES: 21+
Tickets: On sale October 23 at http://www.improv2.com/addison.html.

Friday-Saturday, January 15-16, 2010
ATLANTIC CITY, NJ
Music Box @ The Borgata - One Borgata Way
Doors: 7pm, Showtime: 9pm (both nights)
ALL AGES
Tickets: On sale October 24 at http://www.theborgata.com and http://www.comcasttix.com

Thursday-Saturday, January 28-30, 2010
RICHMOND, VA
Funny Bone Comedy Club - 11800 W. Broad St.
Showtimes: Thursday: 7:30pm, Friday and Saturday: 7:30pm and 10pm
AGES: 21+
Tickets: On sale September 8 via http://www.symfonee.com/funnybone/richmond

Thursday-Saturday, February 18-20, 2010
SAN FRANCISCO, CA
Cobb's Comedy Club - 915 Columbus Avenue
Showtimes: Thursday: 8pm, Friday and Saturday: 8pm and 10:15pm.
Ages: 18+
Tickets: On sale December 8 via http://www.ticketmaster.com.

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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

ARTIE LANGE & JIM NORTON TO SHARE STAGE

ARTIE LANGE & JIM NORTON

RADIO'S TOP COMEDIANS

TO SHARE STAGE FOR FIRST TIME

Tickets on Sale Friday, January 30^th at 9AM

Artie Lange & Jim Norton, 3^rd mics on Howard Stern and Opie & Anthony, morning radio’s most popular, controversial and hilarious shows, will share the stage for the first time.

Artie Lange is a comedian, actor, writer, producer, entrepreneur and radio personality. Too Fat to Fish, his recent #1 New York Times Best Seller, is a collection of outrageous, raw and painfully true stories. One of the most sought after live comedians and talk show guests, Lange has been a regular on The Howard Stern Show for the past five years and has followed Howard from terrestrial radio to their current gig on Sirius/XM Satellite Radio.

Jim Norton is a nationally-touring comedian and best-selling author who can be heard weekday mornings on the Opie & Anthony radio show on both CBS and Sirius/XM radio networks. Jim recently hosted HBO’s hit comedy series, ’Down and Dirty with Jim Norton.' Other TV credits include his HBO one man special ‘Monster Rain,’ 'Lucky Louie,' 'Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn,’ and performances on all major late-night talk shows. He is the author of the New York Times Bestsellers I Hate Your Guts and Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch.

Saturday, February 21, 2009
Tower Theatre - Philadelphia (Upper Darby), PA

Doors: 7pm, Showtime: 8pm

On Sale: January 30^th at 9am

Online orders: http://www.livenation.com

Phone orders: 877-598-8696

EFC Box Office: 111 Presidential Blvd, Bala Cynwyd / cash purchases on the on-sale are service-charge free

Tower Theater Box Office: 69^th & Ludlow Sts, Upper Darby / Jan. 30 & Feb. 21 only

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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

HBO Taping - Get Your Free Tickets

To get your free pair of tickets to Jim Norton's HBO taping in May, read on...

Dates: Wednesday, May 21 and Thursday, May 22

Venue: Bergen Performing Arts Center (30 North Van Brunt St, Englewood, NJ)

You should be available to be at the venue between 6:45pm and 7:00pm on the day of the show. The show will end no later than 11:00pm.

Free tickets will be distributed on a first come, first serve basis until all seats are taken. To get your free pair of tickets, email JIMNORTONSHOW@broadwayvideo.com with the following info:

1. Your full name as it appears on your driver's license

2. Which show date you can attend - if there is no preference, you should note this, as it will increase your chances of getting tickets

3. A contact email address

4. A phone number where you can be reached during the day

Please only send ONE email - multiple emails will be deleted. HBO will begin sending out email confirmations the second week of May letting you know if your tickets are confirmed. You should also check your spam box just in case the response from HBO is filtered out. Good luck!

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Wednesday, February 06, 2008

JIM NORTON - LIVE IN CONCERT!

Catch Jim Norton live in concert! The second leg of the tour has been added - all new dates go on sale this Friday, February 8 at Noon. Click the links below to purchase your tickets!

Friday, February 8, 2008

Poughkeepsie, NY

Banana's Comedy Club

Tickets: http://www.ticketweb.com/user/?region=xxx&query=search&interface=ticketweb&newhps=1&search=jim+norton

Charge by Phone: (845) 462-3333

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Poughkeepsie, NY

Banana's Comedy Club

Tickets: http://www.ticketweb.com/user/?region=xxx&query=search&interface=ticketweb&newhps=1&search=jim+norton

Charge by Phone: (845) 462-3333

Friday, February 15, 2008

San Francisco, CA

Cobb's Comedy Club

Tickets: http://www.ticketweb.com/user/?region=xxx&query=search&interface=ticketweb&newhps=1&search=jim+norton

Saturday, February 16, 2008

San Francisco, CA

Cobb's Comedy Club

Tickets: http://www.ticketweb.com/user/?region=xxx&query=search&interface=ticketweb&newhps=1&search=jim+norton

Sunday, February 17, 2008

San Francisco, CA

Cobb's Comedy Club

Tickets: http://www.ticketweb.com/user/?region=xxx&query=search&interface=ticketweb&newhps=1&search=jim+norton

Friday, February 22, 2008

Albany, NY

The Egg

Tickets: http://www.ticketmaster.com/artist/795306/?search_redirect=jim%20norton&tm_link=tm_header_search

Friday, February 29, 2008

Cleveland, OH - 2 SHOWS

**BOTH SHOWS SOLD OUT**

House of Blues

Tickets: Both shows are sold out.

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Atlanta, GA

Roxy Theatre

Tickets: http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0E003F84A3D547AB?artistid=795306&majorcatid=10002&minorcatid=51

Friday, March 14, 2008

Denver, CO

Gothic Theatre

Tickets: http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1E003F86E82D956D?artistid=795306&majorcatid=10002&minorcatid=51

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Minneapolis, MN

Pantages Theatre

Tickets: http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/06003F84A786797B?artistid=795306&majorcatid=10002&minorcatid=51

Friday, March 28, 2008

Seattle, WA

Moore Theater

Tickets: http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0F004041FE06AC69?artistid=795306&majorcatid=10002&minorcatid=51

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Portland, OR

Newmark Theatre
Tickets: http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0F004041A0035671?artistid=795306&majorcatid=10002&minorcatid=51

Friday, April 11, 2008

Mt. Pleasant, MI

Central Michigan University - Plachta Auditorium
Tickets: Available via University Box Office: (989) 774-3000.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Pontiac, MI

Clutch Cargo's
Tickets: http://www.ticketmaster.com/artist/795306

Thursday, April 17, 2008

New York, NY

Caroline's on Broadway
Tickets: http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=244806

Friday, April 18, 2008

New York, NY

Caroline's on Broadway (2 SHOWS)
Tickets: 8pm show: http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=244811
10:30pm show: http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=244813

Saturday, April 19, 2008

New York, NY

Caroline's on Broadway (2 SHOWS)
Tickets: 8pm show: http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=244818
10:30pm show: http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=244814

Sunday, April 20, 2008

New York, NY

Caroline's on Broadway
Tickets: http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=244808

Friday, April 25, 2008

Chicago, IL

** SECOND SHOW HAS BEEN ADDED**
Lakeshore Theatre
Tickets: http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=245308
Tickets for the second show go on sale Friday, February 29 at 10am: http://www.ticketweb.com/user/?region=xxx&query=search&interface=ticketweb&newhps=1&search=jim+norton&x=0&y=0

Friday, May 2, 2008

Pittsburgh, PA

Byham Theater
Tickets: http://www.pgharts.org/events/EventDetails.aspx?id=12918

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Tuesday, December 06, 2005

MY GOOD NAME

Like many of you, I read the reprehensible and sadly irresponsible things written about me by Anthony Cumia of the O&A radio pogram. He has demeaned and degraded not only me, but all of our friends in the transgendered community I have so generously donated funds to (I am just a sucker for a 6’3 African-American delight wearing an ill-fitting blond wig). Also, I adamantly resent his implications that I am not worthy of Myspace friends just because he has pictures of soldiers on his page. First of all, he only has them up there because he loves men in uniform. Next week it will be cops, then firemen, then marching bands and McDonald’s employees. Ant has always said that there’s just something about a gentleman’s backside in uniform that makes him want to “grab that fellas cock and treat it like a sugary pixie stick.” Perhaps Ant feels more of a bond because he was once a soldier as well when he served in the Elite Republican Guard. Please don’t act like his dark, curly locks and midnight-black goatee didn’t tip you off already. He is an Iraqi. An infiltrator in this great land of ours, making a mockery of America, Myspace and gals with an extra surprise. I don’t support terrorism. Quite the contrary; I oppose it. I have put hard earned dollar after hard earned dollar into this free economy and will continue to do so, one parental disappointment at a time. Godspeed, jimnorton

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Thursday, November 17, 2005

giving it a hundred percent

This is my first attempt at using the blog here on Myspace. Sure hope it goes well LOL LOL. I am on the set, done taping and waiting for the rest of the show to finish so I can take my bow, then find a girl in a wheelchair to finger a little. I am still learning about Myspace, learning is fun. I have many friends and I hope to one day take you all of for a big cup of placenta covered ice cream. I've been listening to a lot of Motorhead lately and it's been making me a happy boy. Check out the song 1916 off the CD with the same title. If you like the song write me and let me know, if not, send me a picture of your grandmother's cunt. I hope this posts properly. jimnorton