I dedicate this poem to a very special person (u kno who you are) that told me "It's the thought that counts" well, here's what i THOUGHT:


THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS


Your name was on my Xmas list
I decided to give you a call
I asked u wat u wanted for xmas
you said "not much at all"

I said "be more specific"
u said "jus dont let me down,
i dont care what you get me really
cause it's the thought that counts"

so the next day, i looked and looked
I visited a lot of stores
Dolce and Gabana, Gap and Macy's
Even the one next door.

I saw these boots in this place called Rave
I saw sunglasses too
I even saw shirt with ur name on it
I thought it was just so cute!

I went to that little jewlry store
I thought "She'd realy like these earrings"
So i picked them up, then put them down
not like they would improve your hearing. lol

Next i went to Forever 21
saw this pretty dress in blue
I thought it was just so beautiful
It would look really good on you

They had so many things to chose from
pants, sweaters and skirts,
so i wasn't surprised when i visited another store
and saw these cute lil baby phat shirts.

Man i saw so much good shit!
But then i figured it out
I THOUGHT about gettin you these things
see? its the THOUGHT that counts!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

originally written by N@ughty

Needs of a Woman

 A man and woman are getting all snugly in bed.
The passion is heating up.
But then the lady stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
The guy says "WHAT??"
The lady explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman.

Then he realises that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it. So the next day the man takes her shopping at a big department store.
He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits.
She can't decide.
He tells her to take all three of them.

Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each, then they go to the Jewellery Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings.

The lady is so excited.
She thinks her guy has flipped out, but she does not care.
She goes for the tennis bracelet.
He says "you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then let's get it."

The woman is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on.
She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register."

The man stops and says, "No, I don't feel like buying all this stuff now."

The woman's face goes blank.

He continues - "I just wanted you to HOLD this stuff for a while."

The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode.

The guy says, "You need to be in tune with my financial needs as a Man".