Quixotic Muffins (12:05:09 AM): And write that down Curtis, so start saving for my gift
O214Valentine (12:05:22 AM): lol
O214Valentine (12:05:27 AM): Ill buy you a dildo
O214Valentine (12:05:28 AM):
Beruuuu (12:05:34 AM): What about ME?
O214Valentine (12:05:37 AM): same
Beruuuu (12:05:49 AM): Just a dildo?
Quixotic Muffins (12:05:58 AM): don't get greedy
O214Valentine (12:05:58 AM): ill let you watch me use it too
ChildPreyKyo (12:06:13 AM): they've compfyyy
Beruuuu (12:06:18 AM): lol
Beruuuu (12:06:21 AM): ;D
ChildPreyKyo (12:06:22 AM): OH
ChildPreyKyo (12:06:23 AM): UM
Beruuuu (12:06:26 AM): Oh baybay.
ChildPreyKyo (12:06:26 AM): NOT DILDOS
ChildPreyKyo (12:06:28 AM): SHOES
O214Valentine (12:06:30 AM): LMAO

Kazuv says (10:45 PM):
Seriously, I'm just really shy and I flat SUCK at breaking the ice.
Kazuv says (10:45 PM):
I always think I come off as creepy or weird or something terrible.
Kazuv says (10:45 PM):
Kazuv: Uh... um... h-hi. *girl leaves* No! Don't run away I'm not going to rape you! D:
Other girls: O_O
Kazuv: What? D: Seriously, I wasn't going to.
[Pantz Puddin] says (10:46 PM):
XDDDDDDDD
[Pantz Puddin] says (10:46 PM):
Have you ever really said that to someone?! XDD
Kazuv says (10:46 PM):
Not in those words, but yeah. D<
Kazuv says (10:47 PM):
I said hi to this girl while I was walking to the library at night, and she whipped out pepper spray and I was all "WTF! I just said hi! I'm not trying to rape you!"
Kazuv says (10:47 PM):
And I guess these other two girls didn't see that the one girl pulled out pepper spray so they just stared at me wide-eyed.
Kazuv says (10:47 PM):
And uh... yeah. I felt really bad.

http://www.rakuten.co.jp/marron-kuriya/599182/

Kazuv says (2:30 AM):
One of my friends won't leave me alone in his room anymore. XD
Kazuv says (2:31 AM):
Because one time him and his girlfriend left for 5 minutes to get snacks.
Kazuv says (2:31 AM):
And when they got back I had arranged all of his things into a fort in the center of the room, complete with "Keep Out!" signs with little skulls drawn on them.
[iGeneration] says (2:31 AM):
awwww
[iGeneration] says (2:31 AM):
XDD<3
[iGeneration] says (2:32 AM):
I wish I could have seen that. XD
Kazuv says (2:32 AM):
It was pretty awesome. XD
[iGeneration] says (2:32 AM):
I can just imagine it
[iGeneration] says (2:32 AM):
XD
Kazuv says (2:32 AM):
I shot them with nerf darts when they walked through the door.
[iGeneration] says (2:32 AM):
oh god im laughing so hard rigth now
[iGeneration] says (2:32 AM):
XD
[iGeneration] says (2:34 AM):
omguly<3
[iGeneration] says (2:34 AM):
omgily*
Kazuv says (2:35 AM):
lol, ty XD
[iGeneration] says (2:35 AM):
welcome. XD
Kazuv says (2:36 AM):
One time when that friend was asleep, I buried him in all the stuff I found in his room before he woke up.
Kazuv says (2:36 AM):
Apparently it was scary for him and he couldn't move from the weight of it all, but I thought it was funny.
Kazuv says (2:36 AM):
I DO have a picture of that in my phone.
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Kazuv says (2:59 AM):
Well it's not like there's a whole lot of CHOICE in the matter.
Kazuv says (2:59 AM):
He couldn't move. XD
[iGeneration] says (3:00 AM):
XD
[iGeneration] says (3:00 AM):
hwo did he not wake up? XDD
Kazuv says (3:00 AM):
Well he was sleeping pretty deeply.
Kazuv says (3:01 AM):
And he didn't really notice anything being put on top of him until there was enough weight to hold him down.
[iGeneration] says (3:01 AM):
my lord
[iGeneration] says (3:01 AM):
XD
Kazuv says (3:01 AM):
indeed
[iGeneration] says (3:01 AM):
I just imagine you going and doing this
[iGeneration] says (3:02 AM):
and its like
[iGeneration] says (3:02 AM):
awww
[iGeneration] says (3:02 AM):
XD
Kazuv says (3:02 AM):
He could make a really annoying tapping noise though.
Kazuv says (3:02 AM):
Because I guess I put an empty metal popcorn dish over one of his hands.
[iGeneration] says (3:03 AM):
Should of covered him up with more stuff to smuff out teh noise
[iGeneration] says (3:03 AM):
XD
Kazuv says (3:04 AM):
lol

Look asshole, I don't need to be a squid to violently rape a schoolgirl.

H for Helena says (9:09 PM):
HELL NAW
H for Helena says (9:09 PM):
XD
[Back On] says (9:10 PM):
-insert snoopdog here-
H for Helena says (9:10 PM):
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[Back On] says (9:10 PM):
dont make me pop a cap in yo ass
H for Helena says (9:10 PM):
LOL
H for Helena says (9:10 PM):
*has no ass*
[Back On] says (9:10 PM):
XDDD
H for Helena says (9:11 PM):
after i got my materials final back
H for Helena says (9:11 PM):
i realized how badly i got raped in the ass by it
[Back On] says (9:11 PM):
XD
H for Helena says (9:11 PM):
so bad that my ass had to be amputated
H for Helena says (9:11 PM):
;-;
[Back On] says (9:11 PM):
not by teh arab man?
[Back On] says (9:11 PM):
O:
H for Helena says (9:11 PM):
he was an arab professor....
[Back On] says (9:11 PM):
XDDDD
H for Helena says (9:11 PM):
his name is rishi raj