So yeah.  I'm a huge cockbag.  I know.  My dick has been getting me into trouble again.  I try to keep it in my pants so I can cook dinner but it jumps out and wants to watch xtube.  I can't say no to the dick.

I also took a magical journey to mushroom mountain this past weekend.  I must say despite the shocking news toward the end of my trip, I still had a lovely time.  I've never had such amazing visuals.  Listening to Incubus' song, Aqueous Transmission, really made me feel like a whole person for the first time in a long while.  It made me want to dance and paint and float down a river all at the same time.

The funny part is, I cried because the happenings in my imagination were so beautiful.  I have not yet shed a single tear for my loss of relationship . . . and it's been four days.  I'm sure my brain saw this coming and was perhaps more prepared than I expected.

'This life be over soon; heaven last for always.'

'You better bash Mister's head in and think about heaven later.'

Oh hell yeah!

OMG SHOES!

One of my favorite music videos EVER! Patrick

Chick-a-pee!

How can you vote for someone with a name like that???

Damn dude. Go kill yourself.

The iRack looks unstable!